Title: Me Macho
Author/Artist: sailorraspberry
Medium: Fanfic
Theme: Gun
Genre: General
Version: Manga
Rating: PG
Makoto rolled up her sleeve. "Bring it on."
Nephrite flexed his muscles, "Babe, with these guns, you don't have a chance."
She rolled her eyes. "I've carried your children. That wasn't easy. But this," she patted the table and waited for him to sit, "is going to be nothing."
Minako wiped a hand down her face. "This is going to end badly."
Kunzite crossed his arms and nodded. "It's obvious who's going to win. Nephrite is a natural born athlete. His muscles are refined and precise."
Minako looked over at him. "Makoto was one of the strongest girls back in high school."
Serenity looked over at Ami. They shook their heads.
"Men are genetically stronger then women."
She laughed. "You have no ideas how many times I've heard that one."
"That's just because it's true."
Serenity lifted a dainty arm. "This isn't fair. I've never been strong."
Minako waved her off. "You were never good at sports, Sere. It's natural for you to have weaker muscles."
Kunzite smirked. "It's natural for all women to have weaker muscles."
"Kunzite," Minako turned on him. "Shut up."
Endymion approached and draped an arm over his wife's shoulders. "You two should duke it out."
Ami looked at him. "Why egg them on?"
His smile was devilish. "Because it's fun."
