ORGANIZATION CHEESE

Author's Note: Hello all! Ilovefetacheese here! Man, I must apologize again for making you wonderful faithful readers wait yet again, but hey! It'll totally be worth it when you read this chapter! The end of the OC is drawing near…do I smell….A SEQUEL?

Disclaimer: We do not own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Disney, Prada, or any of their affiliations. Man, we haven't mentioned Gossip Girl in so long! This is madness! *starts evilly plotting next chapter*

Chapter 27: EVIL AND GOODNESS! UNITE!

Sephiroth's eyes flicked back and forth as he took in the situation. Girl, auburn hair. Dead. Vaguely familiar. Déjà vu. He kept looking. Cloud. Crying like a little girl. Disgusting. Then, something strange piqued his interest. Girl, blonde. Sparkling and flying, laughing like a maniac. Peculiar. All of sudden, he noticed a familiar face to the side. NAMI-BABY! Weeping! Oh noes! I must go and hold her in my big, strong arms.

"…Sephiroth…" Mickey whispered, looking up at the tall, elegant, silver-haired man who was approaching the chaotic scene. Sephiroth glanced at Mickey in mild curiosity. "It's you… old buddy! How've ya been, bud? Sit yer && down and let's have a few beers for old time's sake! I haven't seen ya since… uh, well, in a long time!"

Sephiroth's face erupted into a beaming smile.

Everyone who had ever known Sephiroth stood staring, in shock that such an evil, evil man could ever smile so brightly. Well, except Naminé. She fainted from love. Typical.

"MICKEY!" He bent down and grasped the mouse in a big, strong hug, "I missed you so -"

And then, the embracing pair froze. The audience could only watch as the pair emanated a blinding, half black, half white light, both sets of eyes glowing.

"Sephy!" Naminé called out in fear, having recovered from her fainting spell.

The people gathered around, covering their eyes as the light grew even brighter. Suddenly, it was gone, and the duo fell to the ground, rubbing their heads.

"I feel…" Sephy voiced weakly from the ground, blinking. "I feel…"

"Yes, how DO you feel, Lord Sephiroth?" a nosy reporter butted in, shoving a microphone in Sephiroth's face.

"Irritant," came a low growl as Mickey bounced off the ground, grabbing the microphone out of the woman's hand and whirling the cord around like a whip. "Get off my land, or suffer the consequences."

"Your – Your Majesty, I didn't – I didn't mean -! "

"OUT! NOW." The look on the King's face was ferocious, and his voice instilled fear in the hearts of everyone watching.

"What's going on?" Tifa cried as she shoved through the crowd, "Your Eminence! This is unlike you!"

"Really, Tifa? I feel better than I have in ages." His voice had a certain vehemence in it that gave Tifa shivers.

"Minnie, darling, could I have a glass of water? Does anybody have a Tylenol? I have a splitting headache!" Sephiroth interrupted, breaking the tension.

"I've got one." Zexion offered, handing him a small tablet.

"Thanks, chum." Sephiroth swallowed the pill, along with the water Minnie brought him. "Ah, thanks Minnie, that hit the spot."

At that point, everybody was staring at Sephiroth.

"Lord Sephiroth…" Tifa tentatively stepped forward, a question in her voice, "How do you feel?"

"Aww, thanks, sweetheart, for asking," Sephiroth grinned and ran a hand through his hair sheepishly. "Actually, right now, I feel…" He paused, contemplating. "I feel…"

The crowd leaned forward, listening intently.

"I feel NICE! Benevolent, good, happy, generous, kind and polite! Nicer than I have in ages! I certainly don't feel like an evil genius. Although, I don't know why I would." Sephiroth chuckled to himself.

"ALL RIGHT, WHAT IN THE WIDE #&%&% WORLD IS GOING ON?" Riku spluttered, at his maximum tolerance for the night.

"I was afraid of this…" Minnie uttered ominously, a frown creasing her face. "Mickey dearest, could you come over here?" she called to her husband, who was in the middle of a scene of chaos, reporters running from him, frightened.

"What?" Mickey questioned indignantly, looking irritated. "I'm busy." Mickey let loose another punch. "Whoops," he cackled, "looks like this one will need a nose job!"

"It will only take a minute, dear," Minnie coaxed sweetly, an unspoken threat in her voice.

"Coming, dear," Mickey called, heading over after knocking out a daring reporter who was trying to interview him. He punched a camera on his way to Minnie.

"What do you wa– oof!" Mickey fell to the ground as Minnie delivered a precise roundhouse kick to his abdomen, followed by a chop to the head which resulted in an instant K.O.

"Alrighty then," Minnie declared, pulling off her gloves, "now the threat has been neutralized."

"Ah, Minnie, you are quite the woman. I wish Naminé would drop-kick me once in a while," Sephiroth commented, an arm around his beloved Naminé, who giggled. "Maybe then I wouldn't set out on those awful conquests of evil. I really don't know what overcame me back then. I truly detest violence."

Riku slammed his fist on the table. "Minnie, we need an explanation, NOW."

"Of course, of course." Minnie cleared her throat and brought out her handkerchief, dabbing at her eyes. "You see, my dears, my beloved husband has a deep, dark secret that I am about to reveal."

The crowd shushed and listened intently.

"King Mickey is approximately 99% good… and 1% evil."

"NOOOOOO!" Sora wailed.

"That dirty *beep*!" Riku cried, outraged.

"Yes, yes, I know this is most shocking," Minnie nodded understandingly, a single tear escaping her left eye, "but the story does not end there. You see, Mr. Sephiroth is 99% evil and 1% good."

A single gasp escaped the crowd.

"So, when the King and Mr. Sephy were reunited, their close contact initiated what you would call a 'personality switch.' Now, Mickey is 99% evil while Mr. Sephiroth is 99% good," Minnie finished calmly.

"So… what now?" Sora wondered aloud. "HOW CAN WE FIX THIS?"

"Wha-wha-wha-What are you talking about, dearest hero? I want to stay wonderful and jolly forever!" Sephiroth pleaded.

"But the King cannot stay evil! This is madness! He is a sincere, bona fide philanthropist and leader! He must return to his original state!" Yuna yelled (she gets very emotional about these things).

"Now, now, dear, calm down…I will find a solution, and everything will be restored to normal, if not better, but FIRST, we have other business to take care of. Sephiroth!" Minnie exclaimed, calling over the evil-turned-good villain.

"Yes, my Queen?" Sephiroth did a curtsy-like gesture in front of Minnie.

"Uh….I wouldn't do that if I were you, Sephiroth. It's not very…manly…" Riku butted in. Sephiroth slowly turned his head, and Riku was expecting a full-blown evil glare to meet his gaze. Rather, Sephiroth giggled sheepishly and smiled at Riku, his teeth, never before shown to the public (except five minutes ago), blindingly white.

"So…happy….I CAN'T TAKE IT!" Riku crumpled in disgust.

"Anyway, Sephiroth, if the readers can recall, Mickey was about to use the Cheese of Youth to restore Aerith to life. However, he could not because you walked in!" Minnie started to explain calmly, cameras still flashing and rolling in front of her.

"That is correct." Sephy replied and nodded.

All of a sudden, Tifa ran up to them, cutting through the throng of onlookers and photographers. " Now, why is that, Sephiroth? Is it because….YOU possess the Cheese of Youth!" she yelled.

"GASP! GASP! GAAAAAASP!" That inquiry was met by many gasps from the audience.

Sephiroth looked down at his feet (adorned in Prada's latest), and said quietly, "Yes…it's true. I TOOK IT! I STOLE IT FROM CLOUD! I'VE HAD IT ALL ALONG! SNIFF! I'M SO SOOOORRRY…"

Tifa smiled at her clever way of revealing the news she had known all along.

"GAAAAAAASP!"

"NOOOO!"

"YOU NO-GOOD *BEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEP*!"

"LIAR! SAY IT AIN'T SO!"

Minnie turned to the crowd, starting to get irritated. "SHUSH, PEOPLE, WE'RE TRYING TO PROGRESS THE STORY HERE!"

The din quieted.

"SO," Minnie continued, "Sephiroth, you must do what Mickey could not. You have to summon the Cheese of Youth and save the day! It's the only way this story can end peacefully and happily!"

"…Very well." Sephiroth drew his sword, and held the hilt against his chest. He started humming quietly, meditating, and soon enough, a light started emanating from his sword, surrounding him, soon spreading to engulf those around him, as well as Aerith and Cloud on the ground a few meters away.

-cliché video game sound effect—

All fell silent. The light dimmed. The flashing cameras ceased. Each person held his breath, wanting this effort to succeed.

Sephiroth fell to his knees, and Naminé ran to his aid. Minnie rushed over to Aerith and kneeled beside her.

"Come on, Aerith! This has to work! You have to wake up!" Aerith did not stir. Neither did Cloud.

Leon and Yuffie, Aerith's comrades from Traverse Town and Radiant Garden, pushed their way through the crowd to see her. Yuffie sat and took Aerith's hand.

"Aerith! Open your eyes!" Leon begged her.

"The Cheese of Youth has left me. I can feel it. I do not know why she is not waking up." Sephiroth admitted, shaking his head.

At that moment, Cloud's luscious blonde eyelashes fluttered.

"Hey!" Yuffie yelped, "Look!"

Cloud grunted but sat up. "Where….am I? The last thing I remember….is…..the Pyrenees…and….Vincent in a tutu…and…..and….a…." He looked around him, trying to get his bearings, when he saw Sephiroth crumpled over, weak, and Aerith, lifeless, next to him.

"YOU! YOU! YOU TOOK HER! YOU KILLED ME AND—"

"Aw, Cloud, let's not get ahead of ourselves." Larxene flew down from above. "You've been brainwashed this whole time. Leave it to me, your fairy godmother, to clear things up!" She floated above them all, and in a snap, disappeared, leaving behind nothing but pixie dust, slowly, softly, silently, drifting down upon them all.