No multiple updates today. #sadface


Nov 16

"Natalia?" Calleigh asked her friend who was painting her nails a cobalt blue.

"Yes?" Natalia raised her head as the brush ran over Natalia's nail.

"I am in SERIOUSLY big trouble." She told her friend, Natalia looking up at Calleigh.

"Huh?" Natalia looked up her friend, highly confused.

"I lost my birth control pills!" Calleigh exclaimed

"Get new ones then." Natalia told her calmly, returning to her nail work.

"You don't get it do you?" Calleigh asked pacing around the small living "room". What the living room really was, was the "dining room" cut in half with the couch bed, and in the "room" was the couch, the coffee table, a leg rest that Calleigh sometimes used as a chair, a TV, and a bookcase filled with random books and trinkets. So really, Calleigh's rifle was stored in the living room because the rifle was next to the door, and once you entered the door, it led right into the living room. Unlike most dorms, Calleigh's apartment actually had a kitchen, stove and all, but the space was limited so the breakfast counter also contained the spice rack.

"No, I don't." Natalia said, staring at Calleigh.

"What if- what if the morning after pill doesn't work!" Calleigh exclaimed, Natalia staring at her, squinting in confusion.

"Huh?" Natalia asked her eyes growing to the size of tennis balls and beyond. "Cal, the plan B pill is almost a hundred percent effective." Natalia told Calleigh.

"Almost! Almost does not mean one hundred percent!" Calleigh yelled, Natalia shutting her ears with her palms. "It means less than one hundred! I can't do less!"

"What it really means is that it is that it is less than one hundred percent by a teeny bit!" Natalia showed the amount with her fingers. "Tiny! 1 or 2 percent!" Natalia barked.

"But still! It's a big of probability for me!" Calleigh wailed.

"You actually think that you will be one of those unlucky women on whom the Plan B pill didn't work?" Natalia gave Calleigh a "are you crazy?" look.

"Yes! I mean I might be!" Calleigh stormed across the room into the bedroom, redressing into sweats.

"Calleigh?" Natalia called out.

"What? Did you find the pill pack?" Calleigh ran out of the bedroom, zipping up her velour hoodie.

"No, but I wanted to ask you a question." Natalia started.

"Well?" Calleigh asked, impatient and ready to take a running leap off the balcony from frustration.

"Did you have any coffee this morning?" Natalia asked, taking a quick peek at the clock. It was almost 5 in the evening and… well if Calleigh didn't have 2 cups of strong coffee by then… Calleigh went mental.

"I, uh, only one cup before I rode to class." Calleigh said, flicking her zipper.

"Then that might be the cause of this freak out in the first place." Natalia told Calleigh and returned to painting her nails.

"This is NOT a damn freak out! This is important!" Calleigh exclaimed

"GO MAKE YOURSELF A CUP OF COFFEE!" Natalia barked. When Calleigh, returned with a cup full of coffee Natalia asked her "That better?" Natalia asked, finishing up her pinkie and putting the top back on the bottle. Calleigh glared at Natalia for a moment before swallowing her coffee. "What?"

"NO IT IS NOT BETTER BECAUSE THIS WAS YOUR EVENING COFFEE! IT WAS DECAF!" Calleigh barked her eyes full of rage, as she ran back to the kitchen and emptied the coffee maker, making what Calleigh called real coffee. Real coffee was black coffee.

Drip, drip, drip. The dripping of the coffee sounded from the kitchen.

"Ever thought of converting to instant coffee?" Natalia asked, as Calleigh flipped through the new issue of Cosmo that came in the mail earlier that day.

"No. It tastes horrible and after it goes cold it actually tastes sour." Calleigh told Natalia as she sniffed a perfume sample.

Drip, drip, drip. "Energy drinks?" Natalia asked, walking to the fridge, pulling out a clamshell container full of blue berries.

"Huh?" Calleigh asked.

"Ever thought of converting to energy drinks?" Natalia asked popping a berry into her mouth.

"Uh, after one or two I crash. Badly." Calleigh told Natalia.

"Energy shots?" Natalia asked, taking a glance at Calleigh's coffee maker.

"What about them? Have I ever thought of converting to them? Yes. Do I want to convert? No because they taste worse than instant coffee." Calleigh told Natalia.

"Your coffee is ready." Natalia told, sniffing the coffee. It tickled her nose, forcing Natalia to sneeze. Once. And another time. And a third time.

"Geez, you just took a whiff of my coffee and started spreading germs all over it." Calleigh said, trying to snatch the coffee pot from Natalia, but Natalia wasn't giving it up so easily.

"Give me my coffee and I will allow you to breathe." Calleigh snapped her palm trying to get her coffee.

"So what? I'm breathing without you allowing me to do so. What should I do now?" Natalia asked, setting down the coffee pot on the counter before sneezing again. "Your coffee is killing my nose." Natalia told Calleigh as Calleigh poured the coffee into a white mug that had a brown cat painted on it.

Natalia padded back over to the couch and powered up her laptop. "Maxine sent in her votes for the movie marathon." Natalia told Calleigh scanning the screen. "Go order the Notebook on Netflix. I think Maxine voted for it like 25 times." Natalia said, searching the page for the word "notebook". "Actually it's only like 3 times but it does look like 25 times!" Natalia put out her laptop for Calleigh to see it. But Calleigh hijacked Natalia's laptop and began looking through her documents.

"What are you doing?" Natalia asked, fighting Calleigh for the laptop.

"Seeing if you have any IM chats with Ryan saved." Calleigh grinned.

"I don't have any because I don't have an AIM!" Natalia exclaimed, laughing.

"Wait what?" Calleigh asked, staring at the fact that the only documents that were on Natalia's computer were papers, handouts, and a few random applications.

"EXACTLY!" Natalia laughed, before clicking on the TV and Calleigh face met her palm. "Your face must be very good friends with your palm. They meet each other often." Natalia laughed, looking at Calleigh.

"They are good friends only because you made them be good friends!" Calleigh barked angrily.


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