Wow, 205 reviews! Thank you all who reviewed! (Hugs everyone who reviewed)

Please let it be known that this story is only rated "T" just in case I go overboard. And I don't know what the age range is for the people who are reading this. So please try to use approprate language in your reviews, cuz I'd rather not lose readers. MOST of your reviews are fine, but I just needed to get that out there.

Here are the results for the voting so far:

Stupidest: Dumbheart (2), Fartkit (4), E*Tradekit (4), and Stupidkit (8)

Prettiest she-cat: Sweetcat (0), Swiftstorm (0), Cloudfeather (1), Whispersong (2), Angelhalo (3), Gorgeousleaf, and Fernlight (7)

Hottest tom: Trollkit (1), Solar (2), Eaglescreech (3), Peetahotness (4), and Whitestreak (8)

Brattiest: Spoiledkit (7) and Whinykit (8)

Ugliest: Forever-alonekit (5) and Freakishlyoldface (12)

Randomest: Heartshadow (1), Lionblaze (1), Hungryforeverything (1), Cinderxlion00kit (2), Cinderblaze (2), and Starstar (9)

Epicest: Whitestreak (1), Fernlight (1), Shadowheart (1), Goldenwing (1), and Hawkfire (12)

Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors (Sob, sob)


Whitestreak was bored. So he was playing with his powers in his and Fernlight's house (they're siblings. They live together!). And then he turned out the lights with his "darkness" power.

Fernlight stormed into Whitestreak's room, hairdryer in paw, and her fur all poofy and her fur was covered in ashes. "WHAT THE HECK!" she screamed, flinging the hairdryer at Whitestreak, and then blasting the lights back on. She then used her water powers and sent a full-force blast of water at him, and it sent him flying. He slammed into the wall.

Whitestreak growled and sent fire at Fernlight. She ducked, but it still singed her fur.

Then Hawkfire came into the house. "Hey guys, do you-" she mewed, but was cut off when some of the fire touched her tail. She screeched, and had to stomp on her tail to stop it. She screeched, because that hurt, too. She then sent fire at Whitestreak and water at Fernlight.

"AARGH!" screeched Fernlight. She attacked Hawkfire, her claws unsheathed. Hawkfire yowled and attacked back. Whitestreak hissed and leaped on both of them.

And that was our random fight scene.


"Yo! Cats down below!" screamed Hawkfire. "I'm going to send you people to Everythingville. It has everything you could ever imagine!"

"Are there clothing shops?" asked Gorgeousleaf.

"Yes." Hawkfire mewed.

"Are there food places?" asked Hungryforeverything.

"Yes." Hawkfire mewed.

"Are there-"

"YES!" screamed Hawkfire. "THERE'S EVERYTHING! THERE'S A REASON IT'S CALLED EVERYTHINGVILLE!"

"Oh." everyone said.

"Now, onto the plane!" Hawkfire mewed. "We have a two-day flight to go through!"

Everyone boarded the plane.

"Are we there yet?" Sugarkit asked.

"No. We've been on the plane for two minutes. We haven't even started to fly yet!" Ferncloud mewed.

"So?" Stupidkit mewed. "We may be there."

"No, we couldn't. We haven't moved!"

Stupidkit shifted in his seat. "I moved. Are we there yet?"

"NO!" screamed Ferncloud.

Orphankit ran by. "Whee!"

"I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" screamed Blazekit.

"I DON'T CARE!" roared Blackstar.

"Buckle your seatbelts!" yelled the pilot. "We are taking off!"

The pilot was Jayfeather.

"Did I ever tell you the story of the time I went on a plane that had a blind pilot?" mewed Purdy.

"YES!" screamed Tigerstar, hugging his knees. "NO MORE STORIES, YOU ELDERLY HAG!" he began to sob.

Purdy was unfazed by Tigerstar's cries.

"Oh! Did I ever tell you the story about when someone called me an elderly hag?"

"Yes!" Tigerstar cried.

"Did I tell you the story of where-"

"Yes."

"Did I tell you the story of-"

"Yes."

"Did I tell you the story-"

"Yes."

"Did I tell you the-"

"Yes."

"Did I tell you-"

"Yes."

"Did I tell-"

"Yes."

"Did I-"

"Yes."

"Did-"

"Yes."

"..."

"YES!" screamed Tigerstar.

The plane took off. Sugarkit ate some sugar and became hyper.

Ferncloud got more annoyed with her kits.

Bramblestar decided to make a lot of the kits warriors.

Yes, he had them skip apprenticeship.

1. Partydisco

2. Kittypetpet

3. Pussinboots

4. Foxcatcher

5. Normalcat

6. Eggnogjug

7. Shoefoot

8. Fartface

9. Treebranch

10. Kitkatkit

11. Gangnamstyle

12. PSYguy

13. StrawberryChapstick-Lionblaze-can't-touch-dis

14. Cherrybomb

15. Pickleface

16. Jinglejangle

17. Sol-Is-So-Annoyingblah

18. Eaglescreech JR.

19. Hawkfire Jr.

20. Hollyrules

21. Skittlesrock

22. Teddyboobear

23. Shrewfoot

24. Mousefang

25. Bunnyhop

26. OMG-LOL

27. Shinyobject

28. Sparkleshine

29. Brownieyumyum

30. Insanekitty

31. ToomanykitsFerncloud

32. Cinderxlion00isawesome

33. Trollface

34. Forever-Aloneforever

35. HarryPotterhalfblood

36. HermioneGrangermudblood

37. RonWeasleypure-blood

And then they crash-landed in EverythingVille.

They learned one thing from the flight.

Never let a blind cat drive an airplane.