Yaay~ Tis one of my all time favourite character's time to shine :DD Ziva David, NCIS Special Agent. (No, sadly I do not own her xD)
WooP. Enjoy c:
Reno was just lounging about in his office, wasting away another average weekday, when his door received a thorough bashing. Someone had obviously never heard of a doorhandle.
"This...cheap door-gah!" A young woman suddenly burst into the room, wearing a not-so-friendly scowl. She met his gaze. "You may want to consider repairing that door."
Reno lounged back in his swivel chair and rested his head on his arms. "Nothin' wrong with it."
The dark haired, dark eyed woman turned around and observed the door. A chair had fallen to the floor next to it. It was clear that this man didn't appreciate visitors.
"May I speak to your boss?" She asked the redhead. There was a sense of urgency in her tone.
"..."
"I'm sorry. My name is Ziva David, and I am an NCIS Special Agent."
"..."
"May I PLEASE speak to your leader?"
"..."
"Look, if there is a problem, tell me." She was growing agitated now.
"..."
"You obviously do not realise that I am an ex-Mossad officer."
"..."
"Meaning I could kill you 16 different ways with this felt-tip pen."
"..."
"I will not hesitate."
"..."
"Is there are reason you are as silent as the gravy?" Ziva demanded, narrowing her brown eyes curiously at Reno.
"Silent as the grave." He corrected her. A wisp of a grin threatened to capture his lips.
"Oh, so now you talk!"
She received a snicker in reply. "Oh, right. I was too busy watching the huntsman sitting on your shoulder."
Ziva yelped and let her eyes dart to her shoulder. A huge, furry, green spider with twice the amount of legs as usual met her gaze and waved at her.
"OH MY EFFING IFRIT!!!!"
Reno turned to the source of the sound-Elena had dropped her coffee all over her shoes and was staring wide eyed at the spider.
"OH MY EFFING ELENA!!!!" Reno screeched in reply.
"What?" She asked, trembling.
"I dunno, just wanted to fit in."
Ziva brushed the spider off her shoulder and looked between the two Turks in mild disgust. "You are ShinRa, yes?"
"ShinRa?" Zack appeared out of nowhere. "Dammit, I thought I was in LA."
Reno, Zack and Ziva all exchanged confused glances. Elena just lay on the ground, having obviously fainted. The Hojo'ed spider looked up at them from Elena's head, looking bemused by the whole situation.
"...I'll be at Tifa's if you need me."
The three conscious people watched in silence as the spider put on a pair of sunglasses and left the room.
"Where's Rude?"
