AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!1111 That logic only works until you realize that not all your flamers are preps... in fact, most of them probably aren't... raven u rok gurl fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111
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"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily. I hope they have really good aim.
"CUM NOW!1!" I thought you weren't supposed to encourage them to do what they were just doing... Preacher Since when is McGonagall a preacher? McGongel yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel Ooh, caramel! I want some! and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily.
"Yeah buster *snickers* Did you seriously call Snape "buster?"what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera? You mean the fucking camera that has you and Ebony fucking recorded on it? You mean that "fucking" camera? " Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret All American Rejects' "Dirty Little Secret" just started playing in my head... and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. ... Huh? Snoop laughed meanly.
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us cum ... "Made us cum?" Seriously? Why is there so much jizzing in this fanfic? Is it really necessary? into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom *facepalm* There's your next drink, guys. lol tom felnot Does anyone have any clue who that is? rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111). There's no way Gerard's gonna marry you (horrible pun totally not intended).
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz Not sure I've heard of it... raven sed Why is Raven so thirsty? so ok so fok u!1). Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic. They could have just easily used Avada Kedavra... They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. *shakes head* Once again, if you aim to kill, you could have easily used Avada Kedavra. It would have been far more efficient. I took out my wand.
"Crosio!" I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. Since when did they start doing ballet? Now I have a weird mental image of Snape in a tutu... I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. Why doesn't she just use Avada Kedavra on Ebony already? She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.
"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen *blinks* What kind of name is Evergreen? Or did she mean to put a d instead of a g and r, and if that's the case, I'll have to ask, when the hell did Katniss show up? will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake."
Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111 JUST YELL "AVADA KEDAVRA" AND POINT YOUR WAND AT EBONY! IT'LL BE SO MUCH EASIER TO PUT AN END TO THIS NIGHTMARE IF YOU DO!
