So I want to start by saying that an incredibly long review motivated me to finish this chapter. They promised to review each and every one of my stories. So sue me, I'm a review whore. _ this chapter is funny, cute, and oh so priceless, but if you want to…you can pay me in reviews…I like reviews. _ and cookies. _

Oh yeah and in this case virtue means virginity.

101 priceless moments

Naruto laid Hinata down in her bed for what felt like the millionth time since he had known her. He didn't mind though. He had gotten used to it. He made her comfortable before moving onto her walls to wipe off the reflective paint.

Naruto had one more wall left and then-

-BANG-

Hinata's room door slammed open. A glowering Hiashi had his heart set on destroying Naruto. Naruto looked at the man nervously and for some strange reason felt the need to hide his special man bits.

"Stay away from my daughter!"

Hinata sat up and eeped at the scream. She focused on her enraged father glaring down at Naruto with his Byakugan on. He stalked toward Naruto and the boy shrunk against the wall in terror.

"Father! What are you trying to do to Naruto-kun?" the man turned his glare to her and it diminished slightly.

"I am protecting your virtue!"

"My virtue?"

"What's a virtue?" Naruto asked curiously.

Hinata blushed and stuttered for the first time in a long time.

"U-um it's um." She shot her dad an annoyed look for putting her into this predicament.

"It's what you stole from my daughter!" he turned his rage back on full force but Naruto stood up to the man.

"Hey I'm no stealer, er, thief!"

Hiashi glared at the boy.

"Are you saying she wanted it? She's only twelve!"

"I don't know! I don't know what a virtue is so how could I steal it? And for one thing how are you protecting it if I already stole it. Not that I stole it, but that doesn't make any sense!"

Hiashi pointed at him.

"I heard you talking! About your 'first time' I won't condone this relationship any longer! My Hinata is too young for such activities."

Hinata was mortified. Her father was trying to protect her innocence that she had apparently lost one night and didn't remember it. Oh my god…was Naruto just that good? Her face flushed and even darker red. It was quite an impressive sight to behold. Naruto would have likened it to the red chili peppers in a bowl of spicy pork ramen. If he had been paying attention of course, but he wasn't. Naruto was far too busy arguing with Hiashi.

"Too young for what? Virtue?" Naruto asked. He wished someone would tell him what the hell that word meant.

"No one is too young for virtue! I doubt you even had it so you stole my beloved daughters! She probably had one of her episodes when you did that to her! You stole a pivotal moment in her life!"

Naruto scratched his head.

"I really don't know what we are talking about anymore."

"My Hinata's 'first time'!" Hiashi roared.

"Oh! That? I don't see what the big deal was. It was my first time too."

"So what? You are both too young!"

"But why?" Naruto whined. "I see people doing it all the time."

"What?" Hiashi choked, "where?"

"On the street, at the academy, in shops. You know, everywhere."

Hiashi wanted to cry. Had the world changed so much that people were doing it even in the open where children could see? Maybe he would lock Hinata up in the compound. He needed to save her from the madness before it was too late and more damage was done to his sweet daughter.

Hinata on the other hand began to understand. A light bulb in her head went off.

"Oh!" she finally knew what Naruto-kun was talking about and wow she and her father had seriously misunderstood the situation.

"Father," Hinata waited until the distressed man looked at her. She had never seen him this emotional before, but she thought Naruto brought that part in everyone, "father, um Naruto-kun doesn't mean that um," she flushed, "that kind of first time, but another. O-our first kiss."

Oh dear kami their first kiss! But she had thought that was just a dream!

"Is that what he was talking about?" Naruto asked perplexed, "man you Hyuuga sure do overreact over the smallest things."

Hiashi felt himself deflate.

"F-first kiss?" to his embarrassment he stuttered. He hadn't done that since he was a small child.

"Yeah, I snuck in a while ago to ask Hinata a question and she asked for a kiss. Then she went back to sleep."

More like fainted, but Naruto didn't really notice her fainting anymore. It was as natural as him eating ramen three times a day.

Hiashi coughed in embarrassment before giving the two a curt nod and leaving the room in a hurry. Naruto and Hinata stared after him.

"Hinata your dad is really weird."

-2 weeks later-

Hinata had come to terms with her and Naruto's first kiss. She couldn't believe that it had happened so long ago and that she had thought it was just a dream.

Since that day Naruto had not entered the Hyuuga compound. The guards were wary of him, but that's not why he didn't go inside. The thing is Naruto was kind of weirded out by Hinata's dad. He'd yelled at Naruto, confused him and then just left the room without any sort of explanation.

Naruto came to the conclusion that Hiashi Hyuuga was most definitely insane. With that in mind Naruto swore to himself that he would do his dammest to make sure that he never pissed Hiashi off. I mean, the man went crazy when he learned that he and Hinata had kissed. How would Hiashi react when they did something more, like you know, get down on his knees for Hinata. Or whatever the hell Iruka-sensei was trying to tell him about.

-with Hinata-

"Yosh! Your flames of youth shine brightly today Hinata!" Gai cheered.

Hinata panted and dodged a punch from lee.

"T-thanks Gai-sensei." She panted.

Today she and Naruto-kun had traded places. Anko took Naruto and Gai too Hinata. Hinata was very happy for the change. Yeah, she felt bad for Naruto, but she'd rather get punched in the gut then train with Anko.

-With Naruto-

Naruto slurped up his ramen and stared at Anko sensei. The jounin was in hysterics and banging on the table with her fist.

"And then what happened, gaki?" she asked after she gasped for breath.

"He just got quiet and left the room! Man, Hinata's dad is really crazy I hate that she has to deal with that."

Anko wiped a tear from her eye.

"Oh goddammit! I wish I could've seen that!" she let out another loud guffaw.

Naruto slurped down the last of his ramen.

"So what are we doing today Anko-sensei?"

Anko's mirth died down to chuckles.

"Well since Kiba is busy today I'm going to change up our plans. Do you remember that bet we made?"

ou remember that bet we made?""Yeah," Naruto scowled, "the one you cheated on."

Anko waved her hand.

"Whatever. But do you remember the lesson?"

"Sure, I gotta watch what I say to people and pay more attention." He said.

"Exactly. Now gaki, I want to tell you something about your dear Hinata-chan that you should have figured out a long time ago. Do you notice that most of the time when she faints around you it's because you say er, certain things."

"Yeah, like when I called her pretty and stuff?" he asked.

"Sorta, but not always. Sometimes," Anko paused and wondered how she could put this, "sometimes the things you say have different…connotations."

"What's a connotation?"

Anko rolled her eyes.

"Okay, let me put it this way. Sometimes when you say stuff they have other meanings."

"Like when Iruka-sensei gives me money and tells me to go buy a bowl of ramen when he's grading papers when he really means 'leave me alone I'm trying to work'?"

"Yes. No. what? You pick up on that?" Anko had thought Naruto was oblivious to that.

"Sure I do. That's why I make sure to show up when I know he's grading."

Anko laughed.

"You little brat! And I thought you were innocent."

Naruto grinned at her wickedly and Anko smirked. Maybe this conversation was going to be easier than she thought.

"So as I was saying brat, some things you say to Hinata have double meanings and she picks up on it a lot."

Naruto's eyebrows furrowed in thought and Anko leaned over in her seat in anticipation. Did Naruto finally understand?

"So…what you're saying is…Hinata is…"

Anko held her breathe.

"A romantic!"

She face faulted.

'Okayyyy so maybe he doesn't understand.'

"That's why she acted that way when I called her pretty and stuff and that's why she fainted one time when we were in Ichiraku's 'cause I said something romantic and I didn't notice it! Hinata's a romantic!" He bounced in his seat in excitement.

Anko stared at him. While Naruto might have been right, that's not exactly what she was talking about. Hinata may have been romantic, but she was definitely something else as well something that started with a 'P' and ended with an 'ERVERTED'. She shook her head.

"Yeah, that." she said dryly. Truthfully, Anko didn't want to burst Naruto's bubble. The kid was so darn oblivious and innocent that she didn't want to ruin it. Okay, so maybe she did want to ruin it, but not yet. She could get a lot of entertainment out of this right now. She smirked.

'I'll just wait a few years.'

"I gotta go see Hinata, Anko-nee. Thank you!" Naruto paid the bill and ran out of the ramen shop.

Three hours later Naruto had put the finishing touches on Hinata's surprise. He tracked his girlfriend down and waved at her while running.

"Hinata! Hinata!"

Hinata wiped the sweat off of her brow and smiled at her boyfriend.

"Hello Naruto-kun. Are you done training for the day?"

"Yup. All done with that. Come on I wanna show you something!" he grabbed her arm and dragged her off of the training field.

"But where are we going?"

"It's a surprise. You're gonna love it!" he grinned at her over his shoulder and she found herself smiling back. Naruto's excitement was infectious and she found herself speeding up until she was running along with him.

To Hinata's surprise they ended up on top of the Hokage Mountain. She hesitated for a moment before she continued to follow Naruto. She had both bad memories and good memories of this place, but at the moment her good memories outweighed the bad.

She gasped when they made it to the top. Her eyes brimmed with tears as she looked at the picnic laid out before her. Takeout from various restaurants was laid around in no specific order and in the center was a bouquet of flowers. Naruto ran toward the flowers and picked them up and brought them back toward her. Hinata met him half way and sniffled back her tears; she brought the flowers to her face and sniffed them.

"All of this is for me?" she asked.

"Of course! We've never been on a date before so I thought that we could have a picnic together and watch the sunset. This is the best place in all of Konoha to watch the sunset. And…" Naruto blushed and gave her a shy smile, "and this is where I realized how much I liked you."

Hinata sniffled again and threw her arms around the blonde haired boy. She hugged her back. After a moment they sat down to eat.

Hinata was dirty, she was pretty sure she absolutely reeked, and her clothes were torn and had grass, dirt, and bloodstains on them, but Naruto was looking at her like she was the only one in the world. She was sure that this moment couldn't get any more perfect.

After they finished eating Naruto grabbed her hand and held it. Slowly the sun began to set. He turned to Hinata.

"Hinata, I want to thank you. I want to thank you for believing in me, and for being here for me. I want to thank you being my friend even though I can be really annoying sometimes. I want to thank you for being with me, for being my girlfriend." He stared into her beautiful eyes. "I want to thank you for being so amazing, and nice, and loving and compassionate. Thank you for giving me this chance of being your boyfriend even though I never officially asked."

Naruto blushed in shame.

"So today…I want you to know that I will be the best boyfriend that I can be. I never want to hurt you. I never want to make you cry. I only want to make you smile, and laugh and be happy." Naruto paused when he saw her eyes well up with tears.

"Hinata? Is everything alright?"

Hinata couldn't talk. She was afraid she was going to break down in happy tears.

"I…I'll understand if you don't want to be with me so…so I'm going to ask you the right way. Just in case, so you don't feel like you have to be with me." Naruto licked his lips. "Hinata Hyuuga…will you be my girlfriend?"

Tears spilled down her cheeks and she sniffled once before launching herself at Naruto.

"Yes!"

The word penetrated Naruto's mind a couple seconds later and he grinned so wide it hurt.

"This can't get any more perfect." Naruto said. Hinata pulled back from the hug.

"Yes it can." And then she pressed her lips to his. Naruto kissed her back softly before he felt her go slack in his arms. He smiled and pulled her completely in his lap and watched the night sky fill with stars.

"Absolutely perfect." He murmured.