Gravity Falls: Bloopers - A Gravity Falls Fanfiction...

A/N - Well here's chapter twenty-nine!:) Thanks for al the reviews last chapter you guys are AMAZING!:) As normal I own nothing from Gravity Falls it all belongs to Alex Hirsch. So not to keep you waiting on with the bloopers!:) Please enjoy them!:)


Chapter 29

Fight Fighter's Part 2

"Ha, ha king me!" Mabel exclaimed as she slammed her cards down onto the table.

"Aw come on!" Dipper exclaimed as he crossed his arms.

"This isn't fair, she doesn't even know what we're playing." Stan said as he placed his cards on the table.

"Um...um..." Mabel stuttered trying to remember her line which only made Dipper laugh.

"Gold fish!" Dipper exclaimed as Soos and Stan laughed.

"Hey that's my line!" Mabel exclaimed as she threw the cards at Dipper.

"Maybe if you remembered I wouldn't have to say it." Dipper said as Soos and Stan continued to laugh.

"And CUT!" The director yelled as everyone laughed.

Take Five

"This isn't fair, she doesn't even know what we're playing." Stan said as he repeated the same moves again.

"Um...um...um..." Mabel tried to remember as Dipper and Soos rolled their eyes.

"GOLD FISH!" Dipper yelled as Soos laughed and bird poop landed on the table.

"Gross, I ain't fishing in that pond..." Mabel said as everyone laughed once more.

"Wait where did the bird come from?" Soos asked as he looked at the director.

"Sorry the animal trainer let the bird out." The director explained. "We'll try this again from the top!" The director added.

XXX

"You realize she's not here right?" Dipper asked as he walked up to Robbie who was playing the guitar and calling for Wendy.

"Yes..." Robbie said as he looked away from Dipper. "What?" Robbie asked as he looked at the twelve year old again.

"She's out camping with her family today." Dipper explained as he crossed his arms. "If you listened to her for once you'd know that."

"What was that?" Robbie asked as he sent a death glare towards Dipper.

"Nothing I was just saying that you cause all the trouble on set!" Dipper exclaimed as Robbie grabbed him by the shirt.

"And CUT!" The director yelled with a frown. "Robbie if you lay a hand on him you'll be fired!" The director yelled.

"You've been touched by an angle kid." Robbie stated before storming off set.

XXX

"What was I thinking?" Dipper asked as he paced back and forth. "I can't fight him, I've never been in a fight, I mean look at these noodle arms!" Dipper exclaimed with a frown.

"Just bonk him over the head!" Stan exclaimed as Mabel let out a laugh. "It's nature's snooze button!"

"Boys why can't you learn to hate each other in silence like girls do?" Mabel asked with a worried look towards Dipper.

"Sure listen to your sister maybe you can share dresses too!" Stan exclaimed as he and everyone else laughed.

"CUT!" The director yelled as everyone went quiet only to laugh again. "Do you people always laugh at everything?"

"Pretty much." Dipper answered with a smile.

"The same answer you gave me earlier on in the story." The director said with a roll of his eyes.

"YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!" Mabel yelled as everyone laughed.

"Let's try this again." The director said as they all nodded.

XXX

"A wimp it is." Soos said as he looked under the machine to see Dipper hiding.

"Come on man, Robbie is like twice my size, I'll just hide here till three passes." Dipper said with a smile as he looked at his watch and frowned. The watch said 11:59 am. "This day is never going to pass!" Dipper exclaimed as he placed his head down on the counter.

"Relax Dipper just try not to think about Robbie." Soos said as he walked up next to Dipper with a smile.

"Aw but everyone always thinks about me!" Robbie yelled from offset which made Mabel and Stan laugh.

"No we don't, at least I don't!" Dipper yelled as he and Soos laughed and high-fived.

"Watch or I'll kick your -" Robbie began as he started to advance on Dipper.

"ROBBIE LANGUAGE!" The director yelled as everyone laughed. "And we'll start this over!" The director exclaimed.

XXX

"I guess it didn't work." Dipper said as he finished pushing in the code for ultimate power.

Instantly the machine began to shake and Dipper backed up looking for Soos. As soon as he saw no one around, he began to worry about what was about to happen. However he didn't have time to think only because a bright light came out of the machine in front of him blinding him.

"Select your character!" Someone off set yelled as Dipper looked at the machine.

"Um...Rumble McSmishis - blah I can't say that word!" Dipper exclaimed as everyone laughed.

"Try it again!" The director said with a laugh.

Take Ninety-Five

"Select your character!" Someone off set yelled again for the millionth time that day.

"Um...Rumble Mcstimash...and I said it wrong again!" Dipper exclaimed as everyone laughed.

"We'll try this later!" The director yelled with a grin. "Take ten everyone!"


A/N - Well there's chapter twenty-nine I hope you all enjoyed it!:) Chapter thirty will be up soon!:) Thanks for reading and please do not forget to review!:) - DisneyChannelLover