Disclaimer: If I owned the world, then I would own Naruto, but sadly, I have neither, but I have an evil cat!
Too sexy for eyes
Naruto and Sakura were discussing an interesting topic: What is under Kakashi's mask? Naruto had the idea of taking him to Ichiraku Ramen, because he needed to take off the mask to eat. After the two made Sasuke to participate, they tried to get Arene to help, who declined.
"Sorry guys, I agreed to go shopping with Tenten, we are going to look for this new weapon that's out. Maybe if we finish early, I can meet up with you all. But I doubt it. It takes forever for Tenten to convince the salesman to lower the price." Once Arene made her excuse, Sasuke offered to help with the shopping, as in: carrying all the weapons that they bought, helping pick the right shuriken, choosing the right kunai, etc. But Arene shook her head. "No, go help Naruto and Sakura…maybe you will be able to see Kakashi's true face." Giggling at Sasuke's aggravated expression, Arene turned and went to go look for her best friend, the Konaha Mistress of Weapons, AKA, Tenten.
"Oh…look at this! Isn't it a pretty color?" Arene looked over to what Tenten was holding.
"Yeah…it matches your pants." Tenten looked down and compared colors.
"You know what…it does! Should I get it?" Arene nodded.
"Yep…" Arene grinned at a thought. "Or…you can tell Neji about it." Tenten looked at her girl best friend.
"What do you mean?" Arene laughed.
"Tenten please. You know that I know that you like Neji. I know you that you know. So stop acting like you don't know that I know." Tenten laughed.
"I know that you know that I know that you know that you know who I like. It's just that I don't want Neji to know." Arene smiled.
"I know." Tenten looked at what she was holding.
"Are you sure that he would buy it?" Arene nodded.
"You know you're the only person who he's nice to without not having a choice. He loves to see you happy, he just has a funny way of putting it." Tenten wrinkled her nose.
"It's not a funny way." Arene put the thing she was looking at back in its holder.
"He thinks a way to make you smile is to train over and over again until you pass out." Tenten argued.
"No he doesn't!" Arene shook her head.
"How many times did you pass out during training today? Tell the truth." Tenten thought it over.
"Once."
"Hn."
"Twice."
"Hn." Tenten blushed.
"Alright…twenty-two times." Arene nodded.
"And I believe it is a one hour training period." Tenten scowled.
"Your point?"
"None…just saying."
"Whatever."
"So…are you going to try to get him to get it for you?" Tenten smiled. Glancing at the very large kunai.
"You know the answer." Arene nodded.
"Duh…but do you know that I know."
"I think so…it's hard to tell."
"So…how was: Mission Deface Kakashi? Was it a success?" Arene found her teammates under a tree, pouting. Once they told the story of their attempts, Sakura answered.
"We found out what was under the mask. It was another mask." Arene laughed.
"Was it the blue one?"
"Yeah…how did you know?"
"I gave it to him."
"Why?"
"It was a birthday present. He even tried it on to see if it fitted." Sasuke looked at Arene.
"Wait…he put it on in front of you?" Arene shrugged.
"Yeah…so?"
"So you've seen his true face?"
"Yes." Naruto and Sakura yelled.
"WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?!?" Arene smiled.
"Didn't you say that you almost saw it, but Ino and Shikamaru got in the way?" Sasuke nodded.
"Yeah, so?" Arene laughed, and began walking away.
"My big question is why didn't you just have Shikamaru freeze Kakashi and then take off his mask? He wouldn't have been able to get away. Well…I need to go and find Neji for a favor. So…until then." Arene began to run, laughing at her teammates expressions of "why didn't I think of that?"
Mwahhahahahaha, thanks for the people who have stayed with this story for the beginning…you make me feel so go when I read your reviews (sob) Okay…enough with the pathetic-ness. I asked that question when I watched that episode. I was like: USE SHIKAMARU YOU DOPES!!!" Sadly, the T.V ignored me…sigh…I'm trying to remember what episode was after this…so until I figure out…it will be a long time before I put in another chappy. So…UNTIL THEN…BELIEVE IT AND REVIEW IT!!! (by the way…I am a big fan of Tenji…so I had to put it in my story XD) AND I AM SO SORRY FOR GETTING THE CHAPPYS MESSED UP!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU ALL GET A COOKIE FOR STAYING TUNED!!
