AN: Merry Christmas! Or happy holidays depending on your preference…Thanks guys for spotting my little accounting mistake. Here's some Minato interlude and a small timeskip for the end of the Sekirei Arc for now, there might be an Omake or two coming up on the more nitty gritty when I have time. A few off screen Social Link improvements and stuff. I plan for a lot more Minako fluff next chapter as Adachi-sensei gives his opinion of her future career prospects. Also, more Miya fluff too. Ajimu and Izanami hanging out is a maybe…
Chapter 29: In which an easy solution was reached
Minato Sahashi let out a sigh of relief.
The interdimensional mage turned human turned …whatever he was now, had gone out with his terrifying lady somewhere.
He was certainly mad that the man went ahead and had sex with his mother.
But after calming down and reminding himself that his mother was a tough, fierce and responsible if overworked adult… he could see no real wrong in it.
Aside from the fact that for all he knows his mother might get pregnant for some god forsaken reason despite her age.
When he had told the visitors and other guests (and sort of guests from the Fate Series) about what had happened, well, they all went ahead and shook their head in disapproval of the 'man slut' as they called him.
Well, except the guys. The golden king (child) just laughed at him, Julian the hijacked villain shrugged, Shirou Emiya raised an eyebrow as if he couldn't believe it, Yosuke was making plans to make sure his mother never met Adachi-san, Yu was reminiscing on some past sexual encounter, Kagari or Homura (as he hadn't revealed himself) was asleep from his late night activities hence didn't count.
Ah, but that was not why he let out a sigh in relief.
That… was because Matsu was about to rape him until his phone rang.
Hooray for cockblocking, he never thought he would think that was a good thing.
And then he saw the caller ID.
It was his mom.
All she said was that under no circumstances that I allow Yukari, his sister, to meet Adachi-san.
And then his mum let slip that she didn't know sex could ever feel so good and that she probably couldn't be satisfied for any other man.
Point is, his supposed scum of a father had paled in comparison and he was to never let Yukari have sex with his fellow guest or she'll never be satisfied with another man.
He paled as he could actually imagine the man using his mother and sister as his personal cock sleeves due to addiction to the man's…
Damn, this actually sounded like some plot from those H-games and anime's… the worse part is that it actually might come true.
Well, at least he's not doing it on purpose… probably. It was just bad luck that it had to be with his mother. And at least she's sort of happy despite the angry tone carried across the phone, somehow.
The not so great thing was that since his mother called during Matsu's attempted rape, well, she listened in.
And promptly blabbered everything to the entire inn.
Is she really an information focused Sekirei?
I don't know why but Adachi-san's Sekirei were giving him good treatment all of a sudden. Why was Akitsu making him shaved ice and doting on him a little? Yashima said that she wanted to try baking some cupcakes and asked what his favourite flavour was. Did Iris-chan call him 'Onii-chan' and promptly provoked Ku-chan?
Oh shit, they were treating him like a son-in-law!
Oi! Considering they were all in the labs until now wouldn't they be all like under 10 years old for sure?
… Shit, that meant Musubi was ten years old.
The worst part was that she actually acted that way.
Maybe he shouldn't have told Yukari that Musubi was his girlfriend as she probably thought that he was taking advantage of a mentally disab-disadvantaged girl.
Fuck. As if his life couldn't get any shittier.
Well… there was that dream about some blonde Sekirei declaring that she'll kill him.
Well fuck.
The rest of the day was okay despite the pitying looks from literally everyone else.
Matsu was hysterical when he explain his thoughts about the situation, until he got to the part about the blonde Sekirei.
#9 Tsukiumi the water Sekirei, he had to admit she had a beautiful name and uh, impressive body. But still, someone was out to kill him.
He promptly requested that the investigation team and the Fate cast to beat the shit out of him until he 'got gud'.
Through much beatings, healing spams, lectures, and swords poking out of his body… he could say that he was reasonably confident that he could survive an encounter with a single number.
Key word being 'survive'. He wasn't that keen on actually hurting her at all.
He wasn't on board with this 'game', a 'game' where an Ashikabi and a Sekirei would be forced to separate.
He could see just how much Adachi-san meant to Akitsu and Yashima.
He could feel and knew with all of his heart that Musubi cared about him more than anything in the world. He could scarcely grasp the depths of her love. He could only assume Ku-chan and Matsu felt the same way, although Ku-chan probably only thinks of him as an older brother and he was fine with that.
He didn't want to go to prison.
Point was… Musubi was probably the best thing that ever happened to him when she fell on him that day.
He was no one special. He was useless. He felt useless.
He couldn't get into college on his own, lived off his mother for the past year, his sister had gotten into college before him, and all he had to show for his life were his top-marks in high school.
His life was a complete waste.
That was how he felt like until Musubi came along.
And when Musubi happened to him… he met everyone else.
Despite the sheer randomness and escalating craziness that happened, he wouldn't change one bit of it.
He felt like he mattered when he met Musubi. And even if he didn't know everyone in the inn now, he now felt like he could do something for himself.
Adachi-san didn't just give him powers, he gave him confidence.
He found himself speaking up more, he had the confidence to ask people for help and in general, he felt he could do more with his life!
He wasn't weak, he felt as if he progressed and whatever he had been put through this past week was well worth it.
Just a little while longer… with the chaos of so many Sekirei being freed and wanted to be winged again, Homura seemed to be working overtime.
Minato wanted to help, and possibly tell Tsukiumi that she had a choice in what was happening to her.
As he sat by the inn's veranda watching as the sky darkened as evening rolled by with Matsu. He saw it.
In a single moment his spiritual senses were overwhelmed as a bright light completely engulfed the skies.
He focused on the spirit ribbons and extended his senses even with Matsu panicking while clinging on to him.
A purple ribbon attached itself to where the multi-coloured ribbons originated from.
"Heh, I can't believe he did it." Minato could only chuckle to himself while everyone else panicked, sans Yashima and Akitsu who seemed to have an inkling of what had transpired.
"Mina-tan!? What do you mean by 'he did it'?" Matsu asked with a surprised expression.
As if she didn't expect anything from him.
He had a brief surge in anger before quashing it.
As if he gave her any reason to expect anything substantial before…
He shouldn't have been displeased to be looked down like that. Although he felt that it was a contributing factor as to why Matsu seemed to refrain from telling him things, including obvious things like his landlady being the strongest Sekirei out there.
The light had died out by then.
"Isn't it obvious?" He, however, didn't manage to keep out the slight condescension and slight smug tone from his first words. "Ah, sorry about that Matsu, it's just our esteemed landlady making out with the resident crazy bastard." He said cheekily, Adachi-san would have just laughed at being called that, but he wouldn't chance it with Miya Asama.
Matsu opened her mouth wide, about to speak, but couldn't find the words to express what she had thought of that moment.
"Took her long enough." Minako Arisato muttered as Musubi was making confused sounds when she finally pieced together the fact that our landlady was a Sekirei.
"Damn bro… didn't think he had it in him." Uzume remarked with an impressed expression.
"Oh? I doubt Tohru-sama had it in him. He always needed someone to kiss him first to figure it out." Yashima supplied her opinion.
"Ah… that sounds about right." Akitsu agreed before going back to making an ice sculpture.
"Mmm, that was the same with me too." Iris pouted as she remembered something.
I suddenly had the urge to call the police.
Minato couldn't help but sigh as he wondered how MBI would react to this.
He wasn't an idiot, he knew that this would have consequences.
But he wasn't worried, the crazy bastard was way too strong for a mere mega corporation with super aliens at their beck and call.
Their Discipline Squad is a joke compared to him.
MBI's laser satellites that Matsu told him about? Bitch please, with a Kryptonian's physiology he could destroy all eight satellites within a minute.
Man of Steel's Superman vs Zod fight clearly shows that they easy smashed through satellites within a second.
There's such a thing as too OP and the man has clearly reached it for this world.
Minato still shudders when he thinks of all the universes where everything is at least thousands of times more dangerous than super powered aliens living among us.
How lucky he is to be born in this world!
"Eh, Minato-sama? Where are you going?" Musubi asked him as he stood up.
"Onii-chan?" Kusano looked up to him in confusion.
He smiled and patted the green girl's head.
"Don't worry Ku-chan, I'm just going out for a walk. Matsu, keep me posted on anything interesting tonight. Musubi, would you do me the honours of coming along?"
Needless to say, Matsu went back to her room to do just that while muttering something about how scary it would be for Miya to breed with her new mate whilst Musubi had latched onto his arm as he led her to places.
He could sense a few familiar presences shadowing him from afar.
To think that the investigation team would be so concerned for him.
He closed his eyes while walking, relying on his other senses to guide him as he seeked out an ocean blue ribbon.
Tsukiumi's ribbon.
It didn't take long for him to find the ribbon, along with two other coloured ribbons attached to a man near her.
Shit!
"Musubi, take me in that direction. I have a bad feeling about this."
Musubi nodded seriously, understanding the gravity of the situation. She seems to be more serious on occasion when she started talking to this Yume person stuck inside her.
He didn't pay it much mind but resolved to get more information from Matsu.
Everything was a roller coaster ride from there.
There were some Sekirei attacking the beautiful blonde Sekirei for their 'Higa-sama' (Not that name again, what's with all these medical companies having evil CEO's?) and how they need to rebuild his harem or something like that.
Well, apparently the guy decided that since he had less Sekirei's it's time to go back to the basics.
In other words, hire merceneries to tranquil dart the shit out of his target.
Well, easier said than done. Still, they did manage to get one through her water defence, and that seems to be debilitating enough. It was time for his entrance.
Musubi had been gotten stupidly stronger thanks to infusing her fists with spiritual pressure, so that's all good, Hakuda for the win!
Hence, with a heavy heart he told Musubi to go after the Sekirei whilst he checked on Tsukiumi.
She started calling him a 'monkey' among other things even as he removed the 'soul' of the tranquiliser in her body to help her.
Oh, she attacked him too. But he simply used his Fullbringer abilities to 'move' the 'soul' of the water away from him, hence, diverting the water from him.
After lots of explaining and taking enough tranquiliser darts to the back when he pushed Tsukiumi out of the way, he finally got her to stop attacking him.
Well, he was sort of drugged up with enough tranquilisers to kill him, but Fullbring to the win again as he slowly pulled the 'soul' of the tranquilisers out of his system.
How that shit actually worked he will never know, but who cares?
Eh? Was the blonde that was trying to kill him actually crying over him? Oi! He's not actually dead you know…
Minato thought that people were sometimes treating him like Lancer.
No, that would be too generous. At least people liked Lancer for being best dog.
"MY CAT!? OI! Did you fucking blast the cat I was looking for into the wall!" Some punk shouted from up the rooftops.
Eh? Isn't that Seo-san along with Hikari and Hibiki?
"Yeah! Damn unwinged Sekirei showing p everywhere and ruining our jobs!"
"Because of you this idiot won't get any pay! We'll be eating only rich for weeks!"
…Why Seo?
And seriously, Tsukiumi so happens to blast a missing cat that Seo was looking for?
"You! How do you think you're going to repay me? Eh, you're a Sekirei aren't you? Yeah… that sounds about right, I can just make you my servant as payment and stuff…" Eh, Why is Seo grabbing Tsukiumi's chin with his hands?
Is he serious? This is… essentially like rape. That, or he's faking it for some reason, but he wasn't going to take that risk.
Even in his somewhat delirious state, Minato slammed a Bringer Light empowered fist into Seo's gut, launching him several meters away from Tsukiumi.
"Huh, you…" Tsukiumi sounded a bit shocked for some reason.
"Back away Seo… I don't know what you think you are doing but-" He reached into his reserves of Reiryoku and made a ripping motion across his face.
Manifesting the mask, he decided to pull off a Miya.
"-Forced wingings are absolutely PROHIBITED!" He shouted and fired a weak Cero above Seo's head.
He also amplified his spiritual pressure to the maximum for intimidation purposes.
It worked well enough he supposed if they all had trouble standing up.
6 seconds had passed out of his now extended 12 seconds.
He turned to Tsukiumi who had a look of shock mixed with… fear?
Ah, yes. The mask…
Bullets were fired.
Real sniper rounds.
But they were nothing when his perception along with all his attributes were boosted to hell and back.
Hollow Mask is best Mask.
To anyone else it would have looked as if his hands blurred with red light before returning back to his previous position.
But really it was just a composite use of Bringer Light and Bala (the quicker and weaker cero bullet version) which was used to deal with the bullets.
He didn't want to kill and hurt anyone, so he settled with intimidation.
3 seconds left.
He shot a few Bala's at the ledges and cover used by the hired merceneries.
1 second left, the presences were moving away.
Ripping the mask of his face, he turned towards Tsukiumi whose cute mouth was struggling to find the proper words to say.
This is going to be a hassle isn't it?
Well, at least Musubi's done with her fight. That Higa Izumi will certainly be out of the plan this time, right?
Back at Izumo Inn (Night)
"Okay… so while we were gone you managed to get into a fight with professional snipers and your own Sekirei. Along the way you also found a beaten up Higa Izumi tied up on a lamppost near naked." I repeated Minato's words whilst holding back Miya from killing him and Tsukiumi.
Why did I have to hold her back? Well, MBI did come in and attack the inn with their private army when most people were gone. They had wrecked half of the inn.
Later, Tsukiumi did soak and destroy the rest of the inn (Including Takehito's shrine) due to her Tsundere fury.
Yes, she was the jealous sort I suppose. That, or she has serious insecurity issues… probably the latter.
"AIIEEE! WHAT MONSTER IS THAT!?" Tsukiumi screamed in a totally undignified manner whilst clinging on to Minato.
Who was in turn, clinging on to Tsukiumi.
In the end, they were down on the floor hugging each other while backing up to a corner.
If anything, all they could see was a rampaging evil multi-masked Hannya trying to kill them only to be held back by a pair of hands.
I think everyone else already evacuated the inn. (Or what's left of it)
There were MBI helicopters and tanks coming towards the North, but they seemed to have retreated just moments ago.
X-Ray vision is handy like that.
I try to piece together Minato's excuses.
"I don't see why Higa Izumi being branded with a bat-symbol is relevant." I say calmly while increasing my hold on Miya until she calms down enough to let me fix the house.
I would probably need my Resurrección 'Devorador de Dios'.
My Hollow form and also my [Kryptonian Physiology] skills weakens my Persona abilities immensely, mostly due to incompatibility. If it weren't for my [Hybrid Form] then I wouldn't be able to reap any benefits at all.
Still, being Kryptonian maxes out my psychic abilities by a huge amount whilst my Persona's are great for learning new abilities.
But it was only my Hollow form that could fix this sort of damage.
That was because in my second Resurrección I could produce, store and absorb 'Almighty' energy to a limited extent along with using it to perform minor Reality Warping feats.
Things like blocking Omniscience or simply fixing things perfectly without knowing the process were child's play, although it costed most of the energy.
It was actually a minor ability when that form was actually meant to assimilate other attacks instead of Almighty energy.
Still, it's tremendously useful.
Minato blabbered on something about Tsukiumi not liking being his fourth Sekirei.
I rolled my eyes and told him to deal with her like a man.
That resulted had the unfortunate implication of him assuming I was talking about physically abusing her, which I had to clarify that he had to explain the situation in a better way to Tsukiumi.
When Miya was sufficiently 'calmed' down, I released her to beat them up with her ladle that came out of nowhere.
I swear she has a secondary ability of storing kitchen utensils in another dimension.
I went outside to go into my Resurrección: Segunda Etapa mode.
I used up whatever stored energy to fix the house before getting out of the form.
It feels weird as heck.
"Wait! Miya-tan! Why MEEE!?AHWK!"
It seems that Matsu had been dragged back from wherever she was hiding and delivered into justice.
Speaking of justice… it seems that my alternate human-self went full Batfleck and is branding criminals.
Well, just Higa. On another note, I think there was something in the news about gangs being dealt with by 'Batman' along with Hayato Mikogami and his lone male Sekirei being brutally beaten up as well.
He probably had his Sekirei support him from the shadows instead of fighting directly to get around the 'Sekirei can't beat up normal humans' indoctrination that MBI did over the years.
…I look into the past with the Kaleidoscope and see the man slamming a slefgehammer into a tire.
What the fuck he actually did Batman training…
Why is it that alternate-me is so much more awesome than normal me?
Thank goodness I have a reincarnation behind me or I'll be feeling inadequate.
Well, the memory bleed seem to have been giving him the ability to use some psychic and magic powers. I guess that's a fair trade.
Minako popped by to tell me the rest of the story. The Investigation Team led by Yu had beaten up the mercenaries and tied them up somewhere.
Ah, so they were the ones that tied up the loose ends!
Apparently MBI had also assaulted the Inn when the Investigation Team, Minato's group, Miya and I were out.
They had swords to the face.
Gil-kun and Shirou so happened to be using the kitchen to experiment with Hydra Meat.
Shirou wasn't happy about some helicopters making noise.
Yashima shared his sentiment when a sniper round bounced off the shield charm into her laptop.
Akitsu froze a large part of the battalion after her ice sculpture of someone was destroyed by gunfire.
I think Rin and Luvia reinforced Uzume's cloth, which Uzume then controlled and literally whipped the military vehicles to death.
Angelica and Julian displaced tanks onto each other, just like Hyoubu Kyousuke.
Kusano made some plants grow around the inn.
Iris hijacked a motorcycle from somewhere and started maiming people with her sword.
Needless to say, they loss, we won.
Luckly for us, there were no casualties whatsoever. Aside from the poor inn… and MBI's private army.
Hmm, where's the Discipline Squad? A brief check with the Kaleidoscope showed that they were still recovering from their pleasure overload. Sasuga tentacle slime monster-sama!
Oh, and their Ashikabi Natsuo was apparently cursing that he wasn't there to be raped. Damn, that guy must really like taking it up the ass.
"Ara ara, I could have sworn there was supposed to be more holes in the wall." Miya placed a hand on her cheek while wondering what had happened.
Behind her were the badly bruised bodies of Matsu, Tsukiumi and Minato.
Musubi got off scot free since she was out waiting for MBI to pick up two defeated Sekirei.
"I don't think there was a wall before I fix it." I deadpanned as she missed the point. "I was actually hoping we could deal with MBI slowly but… it looks like my plans to slowly introduce tolerance for benevolent aliens have to be scrapped at this rate."
Yeah, Minaka is starting to take this seriously the moment Miya winged herself on me.
"Is relocating every Sekirei and Ashikabi pair feasible?" Miya asked.
If she meant moving them to another dimension then that could work…
But then, humans are assholes no matter what.
An early time period, perhaps? Or some stupidly happy world?
"That might work, but that would also mean a harder time for their descendants to find their own Ashikabi. And on principle, that would mean we ran away from Minaka instead of beating him. Which we could beat him, easily in fact…"
Miya and I looked downcast as we stewed on a potential solution.
I felt a pair of hands and legs locking my limbs together.
I was also pinned down.
We're not alone and that was definitely not Miya.
This scent… is familiar.
Oh, it's her.
I should have known.
"[Four Figure Leg Lock], you always did use this whenever you thought I was overthinking things." I say calmly.
"My, oh my, so you remembered that. Ah, don't forget. This Anshin'in-san only ever does this whenever you ARE overthinking this." The female voice responds.
"Right as always I guess." I grumbled and teleported behind Ajimu Najimi.
"Tohru? Who is this?" Miya asked sweetly whilst somehow retrieving her Zanpakuto from somewhere. Probably the same place where she keeps her ladles.
"She's an old work acquaintance."
"I'm his wife."
I and Ajimu said at the same time. She had her perpetual cmile on her face as she said it as if it were the natural thing in the world.
"W-Wife?" Miya looked shocked.
"She's exaggerating." I say half-heartedly, already resigned to my fate.
"He signed the civil document." She offhandedly mentioned whilst pulling up a document with both our names, signature and other details.
"You hid it in a stack of other documents when I was procuring resources for the ritual."
"Still counts."
"In only one version of japan."
"Actually I made copies and distributed it to 4,623,125 worlds so far."
"Oh great, I'm somehow married under my old name in worlds I might have, and will probably revisit one day."
"I'm glad that you're seeing the positive in the situation."
"It was sarcasm."
"How mean!? First you abandon your (civil) wife by committing suicide and now you reject her after she had wandered for eons-"
"Don't be silly, I know that you spent at most a day in 99.999% of those worlds because you found them too generic. After that, you wouldn't stay more than a week for 95% of the rest of those worlds." And how the fuck did she add a bracket into her speech? How did I perceive it? Damn Meta Skills!
"-Yup! Humans can be so boring when you're around 246.5715192 times older than the universe."
"So you stalked me through the multiverse?"
"I actually went through 4,623,120 worlds and settled on a few 'vacation' worlds. Have you been to Dreamland? It's so colourful, and I have a few pictures on my phone with my new friend Kirby. He's so adorable."
Oh my gods that pink puffball is so cute!
I won't say that much had changed except for the fact that I established the Moon Arcana. I think Miya seemed to be somewhat wary of her, but I consider her a friend so I trust her in most cases.
I doubt she'll actually help out in anything since she's actually weak to plot developments.
Ah well, that just means I've got a freeloader to entertain. Hopefully she doesn't start making up her own world ending plots for amusement.
"So…who exactly is she?" Miya asked after all of the Izumo Inn's guests had come back in the newly fixed home.
"Hello everyone! My name is Ajimu Najimi, but please call me by my nickname, Anshin'in-san! I'm simply an impartial nonhuman." She introduces herself with a heartfelt smile along with that typical Asian V-sign.
Of course, her smile was utterly fake as far as I'm concerned.
That's not to say she doesn't genuinely smile, it's just that she will almost always have a friendly smile on her face no matter what she's feeling.
"Oh gods it's her." Minato mutters as he realises who she was.
Definitely a Shounen Jump subscriber, well, at least until his mother cut his allowance.
Unfortunately, only a few people noticed that she only cared about them to the point where she sees them as worthless scraps of paper.
Well, I knew for a fact there were a few exceptions.
I'm one of them, she swore that to be true with a hundred contract skills and a hundred lawyer skills. For what reason, I'll never know.
Gilgamesh is another, because the man/boy was the closest person to being a perfect human. Despite his divinity, he embraced all parts of humanity, the good and the bad. He was more human than any other human, hence, the closest person to Ajimu's ideal.
Minako was another, I could see it by the way she didn't 'look' past her when she was introducing herself. Yu was another person she was moderately intrigued by.
She probably viewed Yashima, Akitsu, Iris and Miya as nothing more than important attachments to myself.
To her, if I were a Christmas tree then those girls would be the little ornaments on my arms. Ornaments without something to attach to, had no meaning. A tree without ornaments would be perfectly acceptable since she could just add on to it, but pre-packaged ornaments would never hurt.
That, was perhaps the best analogy I could describe the way she saw others relative to myself.
Gilgamesh would probably be like a genuine golden life-sized Oscar award.
I felt pain on my back.
Ah, I've just had my spine ripped out.
I just grew it back instantly due to Regeneration OP!
"What's the occasion?" I ask while continuing to drink my tea as if nothing happened.
"I can't read your mind but I can more or less predict how you'll think, so I thought I should tell you that making rude but accurate assumptions on the way I think is really touching but also stalkerish creepy. So I arbitrarily decided to rip out your spine to express my feelings. If I was wrong, then no harm done. If I was right, hooray for me." Ajimu explained her reasoning, which made everyone's faces pale.
"Hooray for you then." I pull up the Elder Wand and shoot out mini-fireworks.
It was probably the most dull 'Congratulations' ever, but I played along rather well if I say so myself.
"Yay! I was correct! As always, which is rather dull… still, I was probably only right because the author of this poorly thought out literature piece had to make sure I was right. After all, I have the role to play as the Almighty Bystander who does nothing but narrate and occasionally act as a plot device or measuring stick."
"Great, you moved on from thinking you were in a manga to thinking you're in a bad fanfiction." I groaned.
"But what if we were in a bad fanfiction?" She questioned.
"Then it's on par with a shitty fanfiction I would have written. Needless to say, it's pretty typical of the multiverse. There are plenty of worlds where authors write in themselves and another version of them does happen to be inserted into another world in accordance to the story." I answer with what I knew.
"…I actually was hoping there was no answer for that." Ajimu seemed to be at a loss for words.
"Bro… this is getting 2deep4me." Uzume raised an excellent point.
And then we all decided to sleep because the day was getting too crazy.
This night was a bit different.
Iris was tucked in with Ajimu of all people, whilst Yashima and Akitsu shared a bed as per usual.
Miya however, had invited me to her room.
We held hands as we slept peacefully.
I think that meant a lot to Miya.
Ah, if this was the internet then this would be joked as the ultimate of lewdness.
The next day I woke up refreshed, and in fact, came up with a great idea to deal with MBI in a way that would benefit everyone.
In fact, it was so simple that I just needed to step back and reflect on my capabilities in order to achieve this.
I happily declared that our troubles were over and that we were to fuck around as much as we want.
Not literally.
I had to clarify that after Minato raged against the fact I fucked his mother so hard that she didn't want to sleep with any other man.
That bastard… now Yashima and Akitsu began to assault me sexually as they wanted me to make them mine in every conceivable way.
They even started to ask me what collar designed I liked the best.
That was actually really hot, I allowed them to buy it but told them that I have to be in the correct responsible mind set before collaring them and making them mine completely.
I wasn't actually sure about Miya's stance on the issue, but we continued our normal relationship when we were in the view of others whilst increasing out physical intimacy slowly outside of 'public' eye.
It was a week of peace.
That was an utter lie considering that Ajimu and I turned Shin Tokyo into our personal Mario Kart race track.
It featured other Sekirei and Ashikabi pairs as racers, all powers were allowed to be used. Gilgamesh was banned because he was overpowered.
Minato and my alternate self (which came in his Batman costume, causing Hayato Mikogami to roll up in a fetal position) had bulldozed most of the competition. There was a sadistic Sekirei and masochistic Ashikabi in the mix, but they were swiftly eliminated by Minato's sister who had recently winged #107 Shiina, who happened to be close with Kusano.
Yukari Sahashi never got the chance to realise the true nature of the Sekirei Plan as all she knew about the Sekirei was about the awesome kart racing around Shin Tokyo for seven days and seven nights.
It was a gruelling seven days and seven nights.
Killing intent, Cero blasts, smoke bombs, exploding spiky shells, homing shells, banana peels, elemental Sekirei blasts, hacking… everything was off limits and it was insane.
Turns out that my alternate-self had fortunately (or unfortunately for his finances), winged 60% of the freed Sekirei. He had quite a few Brain types and weapon types by this point, and quite frankly, it was rather stupid looking to see dozens of Sekirei on a single Batmobile.
How the fuck he got a Batmobile I would never know, nor do I want to know.
Minato ended up with first place after a last minute declaration of love which somehow made a single number, #3 Kazehana, swoop in during the last lap and winged herself on him. After that, he overtook the fake Batman despite his car being blown up by rocket launchers.
Mostly because Kazehana carried him with the wind and he had been holding on to an intact steering wheel just as he scraped past the finish line.
Suprisingly, some Sekirei and Ashikabi pair who I did not notice managed to scrape third place.
I guess it's because they didn't attract much attention.
It was with great pleasure that I gave out the Third Place prize to Haruka Shigi and his Sekirei, #95 Kuno.
They seemed extraordinary happy with their one billion yen prize money despite how utterly ordinary they looked. Seriously, Kuno may be adorable but she can literally blend in with humans considering her clothes. I was actually somewhat relieved that there was at least ONE sensible Sekirei.
Miya somehow knew what I was thinking and sent a ladle flying from across Shin Tokyo to hit me off the podium where I was delivering the prize.
Ajimu took over the announcements from then on, as I had accidentally fell off and landed on Takami's car.
She had come over to complain that Minaka had been going ballistic over what was happening.
Oh, that Natsuo guy came by and begged me for the tentacle monster… uh, creepy. I still gave him what he wanted, however.
Karasuba tried to kill me, I think… I can't tell due to how ineffective she was.
Benitsubasa was complaining that Natsuo didn't get to compete in the race, until I pointed out that he disqualified himself when he deliberately jumped into the water tank where I kept my special octopus monster before the races had started.
I pitied Haihane a little and healed her of her self-inflicted wounds.
In any case, fake 'Batman' had won ten billion yen and a Bat Plane for second place. Yes, I customise my prizes. The money was easily made 'legal' through reality warping, thank you Hollow Form.
Minato had gotten 25 billion yen and a year's supply of condoms for First Place.
His sister Yukari had gotten fourth place. I gave her 500 million yen and a coupon for free sex with me. It was promptly confiscated by her mother and cashed in immediately.
And when I said immediately, I actually meant on the spot where Minato, Shiina, Yukari and Homura were watching in abject 'horror'.
I think she screamed something about how I was definitely better than Homura as well, which promptly caused Minato to feel betrayed that Homura had slept with his mother too.
Well, long story short, they made up and kissed.
To be fair, Homura went through a genderbender experience and became female, so there.
Hayato and Mutsu came in at fifth place, since they didn't need money I sent them to a 'Pokegirl' world since he needed to get out of his collection phase. I brought him back after a few years into his adventure, he matured greatly despite his stupid apparel that mirrored Trainer Red. He walked back to his mansion with dozens of Pokegirls stuck in Pokeballs.
I think I might have doomed his finances. Ah well, no biggie. He'll be fine so long as he has love!
Crap, I'm sounding like Musubi. Speaking of Musubi… there was something about some Yume person being stuck in her body. So I fixed her, grabbed Yume's body from MBI and, well, fixed her up.
I don't know why but Karasuba and Yume had some really kinky sex.
It was not something anyone wanted to see.
Yu and Yosuke did remarkably poorly, getting sixth and seventh place respectively. As per usual, I gave them stupid amounts of money.
Eight place? They were boring and I chucked their prize in their faces for being boring.
At least Haruka Shigi and Kuno actually had good results!
Uzume and Chiho could have gotten eight place, until they ditched the race and drove off with the race car, ala Carnival Phantasm Caster style.
As for my solution to MBI?
I literally ripped the knowledge out of Minaka's head before mindwiping him. After that, I performed a more permanent version of what I did to Yosuke back then.
Whilst the memories I filled in Yosuke's head was temporary and faded away, I made it permanent for Minaka.
Specifically, I put in a version of Minaka where he played the fool that had used the Sekirei Plan as a masquerade ever since he regretted working with some SMT level deity that did terrible things to the Sekirei and had a larger plot at works. This version of Minaka loved Takami and regretted letting the Sekirei be known to such a being, he had to fake being a 'partner' long enough to finally backstab the being at the cost of his life. This Minaka wanted to atone for his 'sins'.
I picked him up just before his death, well, his mind at least.
Well, things worked out after that as the man wanted nothing more than to turn MBI around.
At least, it worked until he found out that I fucked Takami.
"Obliviate!" I pulled a Gilderoy Lockhart and erased the memories of that moment. After that, I did secret modifications to Minaka's body so that he could fuck Takami at a similar level to me.
That should solve the problem… probably.
Well, it was time to leave this world.
Gilgamesh preferred going to a new world, so I sent him to Highschool DXD.
Julian was going all emo because he played a part in destroying the world, so I sent him to save a world.
Well, actually I sent him on a fetch quest. I made interdimensional portkeys with my Kaleidoscope powers along with Draupnir in the shape of coins, which I then slotted into a machinegun. After that, I armed Julian with stupid amounts of Mystic Codes and told him to break into Scion's/Zion's dimension and shoot every single shard (his equipment's had the function of preventing Contessa, Zion, Simurgh and other precogs from sensing him).
I summarised the plot of Worm, and promptly explained that the 'ammo' will send these shards into a dimension where everything will be shrunk to the size of baseball.
I picked up Julian after 5 minutes, which was around a year in Brockton Bay where he proceeded to own everyone including the Endbringers and Scion/Zion.
It helped him get rid of his guilt and save a world!
Oh, and I managed to eat all the shrunken 'Shards' which used to be planet sized bio computers, yay me!
Unfortunately, the benefits were shittier than I imagined. Still, at least I have basic powers for use.
"I'm not sure if I'm ready to leave the inn yet." Miya told me, although I was sure she would have abandoned it for me anyways.
"You won't have to. All I need to do is make a copy of it and displace it onto my town. We'll just… uh, expand my backyard with magic and put the inn there. Like Patrick Star said, 'Push it somewhere else!', and I believe that phrase works perfectly."
Well, it worked out. Minato and his group stayed in Shin Tokyo, the Fate Cast went back home after certain modifications, Gil and his harem were getting more girls, MBI was now benevolent, the Investigation Team had tons of fun and lots of money.
As for Miya, Yashima, Akitsu, Iris and I (oh yeah, there's you Anshin'in-san. Can you please get off my back, you're a grown woman.) returned to Inaba for the continuation of our lives.
Adachi's/ Zelretch's Social Link:
Fool: 2/10, Discovering one's Fate
Jester: 5/10, Aqua
Fortune: 9/10, Iris
Star: 6/10, Yu Narukami
Strength: 9/10, Yashima
Priestess: 9/10, Akitsu
Hierophant: 5/10, Ryotaro Dojima
Justice: 3/10, Nanako Dojima
Lovers: 9/10, Minako Arisato
Death: 9/10, Miya Asama
Emperor: 1/10, Hyoubu Kyousuke
Moon : 5/10, Ajimu Najimi
Sun: 2/10, Chiho & Uzume
