Prompt was from Kitschgeist: artistic merit.

"Really, Holmes, you can't see the artistic merit in this?"

"Watson. This is a child's colouring picture."

"But look at the way they coloured it! Beautiful blue skies, the rolling green fields, with specks of white to represent the daisies. You must admit it has merit."

"I must admit nothing, my friend. It is tolerably well done, but nothing special."

"Nothing special in an adult, perhaps, but this is a child of only nine."

"A child of nine has all the opportunity to be creative, add their own touch to their pictures. No, Watson, my opinion holds true. This picture is merely adequate."