Adrien/Chat Noir

Marinette/Ladybug

Alya/Wifi

Nino

Gabriel Agreste

Chloe


Monday 3rd April 2017

(6:39am)

The sunrise is so pretty, but not as pretty as you are.

(6:40am)

Well actually the sun hasn't rose yet, it's still dark.

(6:42am)

Dark just like my world is without you.

(6:45am)

Why hasn't the sun risen yet, it's dark :(

(6:47am)

Simba, my child, everything the light touches is yours.

(6:50am)

I was trying to meme but then I realised that the sun is still not out so it's not going to work.


(6:52am)

SOME

(6:53am)

Body once told me that the world was gonna roll me

(6:54am)

I aint the sharpest tool in the shed

(6:55am)

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.

(6:56am)

Well the years start coming and they dont stop coming, dont stop coming, dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,dont stop coming,

(6:58am)

I knew you would understand my meme ways.

(7:00am)

Go to sleep

(7:01am)

No, I must wait for the sun and answer the calling of the memes.

(7:02am)

Tell the memes to leave a voicemail


(7:05am)

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... then it dawned on me.

(7:10am)

I hate u :(

(7:12am)

Remind me again y I havent murdered you?

(7:13am)

Because I'm a superhero and you like superheroes ;)

(7:15am)

Can I go back to sleep?

(7:16am)

Yes...


(7:24am)

The sun is finally rising.

(7:25am)

It's so pretty, much beauty.

(7:27am)

Tell the sun to go away some of us are trying to sleep

(7:28am)

There are these things called curtains princess, try those.

(7:30am)

I remember telling you the exact same thing.

(7:31am)
I still couldn't find their off button in the end so I just left them shut.

(7:33am)

Again... CURTAINS DON'T HAVE OFF BUTTONS

(7:34am)

Are you sure?

(7:35am)

YES

(7:37am)

No, you must be joking. Who ever heard of 'opening' a curtain, you turn them off not open them.

(7:38am)

No

(7:40am)

Yes.

(7:42am)

Chat... look up how to 'turn off a curtain'

(7:45am)

I'm seeing a lot of stuff about phones

(7:47am)

Phones have curtains?

(7:49am)

Apparently? It seems that I was too blinded by your awesomeness to realise

(7:50am)

Get it, because blinds are a type of curtain and you're awesome?

(7:53am)

That would've been sweet but it had a pun in it...

(7:55am)

What can I say, a good pun is it's own reword!

(7:58am)

I can't believe im saying this but Id rather go to school than put up with ur puns

(8:00am)

U are punbelievable

(8:03am)

YOU MADE A PUN!

(8:04am)

That was so punexpected

(8:05am)

Is it even possible for you to stop punning anymore?

(8:06am)

My puns are punstoppable

(8:07am)

:/ of course they are


(4:05pm)

Alya help, what do I wear to meet Chat?

(4:19pm)

Ur not meeting him til thurs dw about it yet

(4:21pm)

ALYA U DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM GOING THROUGH

(4:24pm)

Omfg just wear clothes Mari.

(4:25pm)

U know those items u wear to cover ur body

(4:27pm)

BUT WHAT CLOTHES AL

(4:28pm)

PEOPLE CLOTHES

(4:30pm)

BUT WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE CLOTHES

(4:32pm)

THE KIND THAT U WEAR

(4:33pm)

U DESIGN CLOTHES ALL THE TIME IT' SHOULDNTBE HARD FOR U TO CHOOSE

(4:40pm)

BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE GONNA DO WHEN WE MEET. LIKE DO I WEAR CASUAL CLOTHES BUT WHAT IF WE GO OUT SOMEWHERE FANCY AND EVERYONE IS JUDGING ME CUZ IM THE GIRL IN CASUAL CLOTHES AT THIS FANCY PLACE BUT WHAT IF I WEAR FANCY THINGS AND WERE JUST LIKE GOING FOR A WALK SOMEWHERE AND THEN I TRIP ON THE FANCY THINGS AND FALL AND EMBARASS MYSELF AND HE HATES ME

(4:42pm)

Chill

(4:44pm)

I CANT CHILL I ONLY HAVE 3 DAYS TO COME UP WITH AN OUTFIT AND TO AHHHHHHH I CANT CHILL ABOUT THIS ALYA

(4:45pm)

If ur worried about wearing the wrong clothes u could just ask him what ur gonna do...

(4:47pm)

UR A GENIUSSSSS

(4:50pm)

I know.


(5:00pm)

What r we gonna do on thursday?

(5:02pm)
Meet?

(5:04pm)

Yes but like when we meet...

(5:05pm)

I need to know Chat this is important

(5:06pm)

Why?

(5:08pm)

I need to know what clothes to wear

(5:10pm)

Where the kind that go on your body

(5:11pm)

That's not helpful

(5:13pm)

Well what do you want to do?

(5:17pm)

I don't know! Like is it a date are we just meeting whats going on

(5:19pm)

It's whatever you want it to be bugaboo

(5:22pm)

What can we even do? We can't go anywhere or ull get hounded by the media given u r literally a superhero

(5:25pm)

Simple I can just change

(5:28pm)

But how will I recognise u then

(5:30pm)

Catsuit or not you'll know me when you see me

(5:31pm)

Id like the think that but as Ive been told Im oblivious

(5:33pm)

Given that I'll be actively looking for you I can just approach you and say that it's me, problem solved.

(5:35pm)

So im going to know who u really r...

(5:43pm)

Wait I have an idea, I want my reveal to you to be memorable so I'll meet you in my catsuit and we'll go somewhere where there aren't people where it's romantic and then BAM I'll tell you who I am and you hopefully won't hate me.

(5:44pm)

Why would I hate u?

(5:46pm)

I've seen how you acted around my civilian self, you seemed like you hated him.

(5:47pm)

No matter who u r under the mask I'll still love u kitty.

(5:48pm)

Promise?

(5:49pm)

Promise.

Tuesday 4th April 2017

(11:26am)

WE NEVER FIGURED OUT WHAT WE WERE DOING I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR

(11:29am)

It doesn't bother me what you wear Mari, either way you'll look adorable.

(11:30am)

Well it bothers me. Do i wear a dress? Do i normal? Do i slighly dressed up normal? Do i formal?

(11:32am)

Wear whatever makes you comfortable.

(11:33am)

THAT IS NO HELP

(11:35am)

Dress as Belle if you want, honestly buginette, whatever you wear will be fine.

(11:38am)

ARGH

(11:40am)

Just wear what you want and we'll decide what we do according to what your dressed for, how about that?

(11:42am)

Fine.


(11:45am)

ALYA WHAT DO I WEAR

(11:47am)

CLOTHES

(11:50am)

What clothes

(11:53am)

Wear a snot green dress with bright yellow stockings and fluro black shoes

(11:55am)

Fluro black...

(11:58am)

Yes come on admit it that's the perfect outfit to meet him in

(12:04pm)

Fluro black isn't even a colour.

(12:05pm)

It is now

(12:07pm)

Y cant u be useful argh


(12:09pm)

Nino what do i wear to meet Chat?

(12:10pm)

Clothes?

(12:11pm)

I KNOW THAT MUCH BUT WHAT CLOTHES?

(12:15pm)

Ok wear a pantone 448C coloured dress along with teal tights and mustard yellow shoes.

(12:17pm)

When i asked for advice i wanted good advice not the most horrible colour combination ever

(12:20pm)

Excuse u i have amazing fashion sense and that is the best colour combo ever

(12:23pm)

Hahahah no


(12:25pm)

Chloe I know u hate me but u r my last hope, i need fashion advice

(12:26pm)

Id say

(12:27pm)

Insult me later give me advice first, i'm meeting chat what do i wear

(12:30pm)

Wear a ladybug patterned dress

(12:32pm)

Finally someone has good advice!

(12:33pm)

I cant believe im saying this but thank u!

(12:36pm)

For the record i still dont like you

(12:37pm)

Right back atcha


Wednesday 5th April 2017

(2:42pm)

ONE MORE DAY

(2:42pm)

SO CLOSE YET SO FAR

(2:44pm)

I CANT WAIT

(2:45pm)

Soon...

(2:48pm)

Im so excited :D

(3:00pm)

Same, just please don't hate me.

(3:04pm)

So we're back to that?

(3:07pm)

I promise that nothing could make me hate u, even if u r chloe in disguise i could never hate u.

(3:08pm)

I love u too much for that

(3:09pm)

Purrincess, i think you might be even sappier than I am.

(3:10pm)

:)


Thursday 5th April 2017

(4:06am)

TODAYS THE DAY

(4:07am)

GO TO SLEEP

(4:08am)

IM TOO EXCITED TO SLEEP


(4:10am)

Dad, I need advice. How do you do the whole dating thing?

(4:13am)

Go to sleep you're delusional.

(4:15am)

Thanks for that vote of confidence but I'm serious

(4:16am)

Morning serious I'm dad.

(4:18am)

I cant decide if I should be proud that you made a dad joke or annoyed that you made a dad joke.

(4:20am)

But seriously.

(4:22am)

Im not seriously I'm dad.

(4:25am)

You're no help.

(4:30am)

No I'm dad.

(4:35am)

I'm going to sleep.

(4:36am)

Goodnight going to sleep.

(4:37am)

Two can play that game Dad

(4:39am)

They are called dad jokes not son jokes

(4:40am)

I'd tell you a joke about construction but I'm still working on it

(4:41am)

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

(4:45am)

The sun is a fixed point which the earth rotates around, so technically it does not move. When it's night and the sun is gone it is because the globe has turned to that our part of the world is no longer facing the sun but technically the sun has gone nowhere.

(4:47am)

You ruined my joke with science.

(4:50am)

Go to sleep, you can do that with your eyes closed.

(4:52am)

You go to sleep


(10:04am)

So todays the day huh?

(10:05am)

Yup

(10:07am)

Excited?

(10:10am)

More like nervous, what if she hates me?

(10:13am)

For the last time she wont hate u

(10:15am)

Alright alright

(10:17am)

Relax

(10:20am)

I cant relax in 4 hours and 43 minutes.

(10:23am)

Seriously just relax dude, itll be cool maris cool ur sorta cool

(10:24am)

Excuse me I am super cool.

(10:25am)

Hahah sure


(11:56am)

So todays the day

(11:59am)

Todays the day

(12:04pm)

Ready to meet the love of ur life?

(12:05pm)

ALYA

(12:06pm)

Yes tho...

(12:09pm)

U GOT THIS GURL

(12:10pm)

I know u dont need to agressively text me encouragement.

(12:13pm)

I DO SO

(12:14pm)

U DO NOT

(12:18pm)

I expect u to tell me everything when it's over

(12:20pm)

Dont worry i will

(12:24pm)

Good bc i expect this to go well so that my ship will sail

(12:25pm)

Which ship would that be?

(12:28pm)

Currently it's known as Marichat


(2:45pm)

Are u ready? I'm warning u I might be late

(2:47pm)

You live there?

(2:50pm)

U underestimate how good at being late I am

(2:52pm)

It seems that I must.

(2:55pm)

I'll see u soon :)

(2:57pm)

See you soo

(3:03pm)

That was a weird place to cut off the text? Did ur phone glitch?

(3:06pm)

Im here, where r u?

(3:10pm)

I see no cute blond in a catsuit

(3:14pm)

Chat?


(3:15pm)

Alya is there a fight going on?

(3:17pm)

With Chat?

(3:20pm)

Yeah he hasn't shown up yet

(3:22pm)

Im sure hes just caught up in a superhero thing it's no biggie.

(3:25pm)

Yeah no biggie...


(4:00pm)

Chat where r u im starting to get worried

(4:03pm)

R u fighting some bad guy or something is that y ur not answering?

(4:05pm)

Good luck?

(5:34pm)

Seriously chat this is ridiculous, i've been waiting hours.

(5:36pm)

Are u ok? Did something happen?

(5:39pm)

Please respond as soon as u get this kitty.

(5:40pm)

Y did u stand me up?

(5:42pm)

Where r u kitty?

(6:00pm)

I assume u have a good reason, please just talk to me.

(11:49pm)

Kitty it's been hours

(11:50pm)

Oh Chat, i hope ur ok.

(11:51pm)

I love u even if u did stand me up.

(11:53pm)

I love u Chat Noir, now and forever.


(7:34am)

HOW DID IT GO?

(7:35am)

He never showed.