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This is whoever is in control of Marik.

"This is whoever is in control of Ryou."
This is whoever ISN'T in control of Marik.

"This is whoever ISN'T in control of Ryou."

I don't own this list. You have my permission to – HOLY CRAP, MELVIN! MUST RUN AWAY!

Greeting, members of Fanfiction and my newest mind slaves! I, your supreme evil ruler, am in control of your mind with my Millennium Rod! Together, we will defeat my mortal enemy, the Pharaoh, along with his host, Yugi Moto! And for those gutsy fangirls of a certain kitty, know this: I am currently holding Florence's host (No, not Ryoubakura98) hostage! That way, you HAVE to friggin' obey me, or else, he shall die!

"Melvin? Can we please just answer the bloody reviews?"

WHAT? Oh, very well.

BlackRoseDragonCK: THANKS!

"Oh, so that's why I was wearing Kaiba's bloody coat when I woke up today."

"It was because of Marik. Don't bloody ask."

Ryoubakura98: THANKS!

Oh, so THAT'S what the friggin' soda was! Fluffy, why didn't you remind me?

"I didn't know you were THAT bloody stupid. And stop daydreaming about that, I hated that bloody Kaiba wig."

Angelucie: THANKS!

Thief King: (walks into Target, shirtless.) Hey, ladies!

Fangirls: (abandon Ryou for the Thief King. Ryou sneaks back to Angelucie.)

Ryou: (with a gun) Now… GIVE ME THAT BLOODY CAT!

Melvin: (sniff) He makes me so friggin' proud!

MutantEnemy6789: THANKS!

Is Frank the one that I hugged the other night?

"YES!"

SuperSayinLv9000: THANKS!

That could be arranged…

"Meep?"

Zukofan2005: THANKS!

"And how am I more bloody fun to pet? And I don't even like tuna!"

Kat-Valkyrian: THANKS!

"But if I didn't have such pretty hair, I would lose my fangirl appeal, now wouldn't I?"

Again: it's friggin' mentioned in LK's series.

HEY! If you do not say why I am so much EFF!ing win right now, I shall give you a-

"MELVIN! Please don't alienate the bloody reviewers."

Lonewolfgirl – sademo588: THANKS!

I must say, I don't really like being petted. I feel below my friggin' dignity.

"Get in line."

Scaevola2: THANKS!

The frig?

After explaining the KaibaCorp idea…

Oh, that makes much more friggin' sense.

Emichan and PhoenixWarrior: THANKS!

THE CAKE IS A FRIGGIN' LIE!

I'm afraid that you can't hide from us… BINKY BOY!

PakichuNoriwa: THANKS!

What kind of stuff?

"NO. I SHALL NEVER BACK DOWN!"

U MAD, HIKARI? (Melvin Trollface!)

Baka Red Rabbit-Chan: THANKS!

"Um… I think that wouldn't be a good idea…"

OK, I need Melvin and Ryou out! NOW! Good. Hm… the reviews are already finished again. Strange.

Yu-Gi-Oh is owned by Kazuki Takahashi. Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged is owned by LittleKuriboh/CardGamesFTW. Green Eggs and Ham is owned by Dr. Seuss.

Ryou couldn't help but notice that the store had seemed to become… quiet, actually. People were hiding in the aisles, just staring ahead. Finally, Ryou bumped into the one person who wasn't afraid at all: Melvin.

"Why if it isn't the limey," Melvin said, "Would you like a-"

Ryou yelled, "I DON'T WANT YOUR BLOODY HUGS!"

Melvin folded his arms. "Well, that was a bit harsh!"

"Oh… I'm sorry! Now I don't think that my mummy will love me!"

"Good." And with that, Melvin shoved the list into Ryou, who opened it, and read, "Number 82: Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham."

Somewhere in the store, Kaiba was busy being rich when all of a sudden, Melvin ran up, and said, "Well, hello, Binky Boy. I have an important question –"

Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Oh please. If you're going to ask me for another hug, NO."

Melvin smirked. "Actually, I was going to ask if you liked… GREEN EGGS AND HAM!"

Kaiba triumphantly raised his head upwards, and responded, "SCREW THE GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I have a better type of green… and that's MONEY!" Then, Kaiba turned around and left.

From behind him, Melvin heard two employees scream, "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNED!" Melvin stomped back to Ryou, who crossed off Number 82, and read, "Number 83: Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags."

Melvin was able to squeeze into a large gym bag. He was also able to squeeze Yuma, Jaden, Jack, Yusei, Tristan, Joey, and Mokuba into very large gym bags. And unfortunately, Melvin could also squeeze Ryou into a very, very large gym bag.

When Ryou was finally able to get out of the gym bag, he thought, I need to get away from this bloody psycho! To do that, I must use the next step in my defense. Ryou looked at the notebook, and read, "Number 84: Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle." Perfect! I can create a diversion with this.

Meanwhile…

Melvin had investigated the whole store, looking for Ryou. He found him in the kitchen aisle. "Why are you running from me? I only want to hug you!"

At that moment, Ryou started to bang pots and pans together. Unfortunately, Melvin was barely affected at all, and pinned Ryou to the wall. He yelled, "TIME FOR YOUR EFF!ING HUG!", and prepared the Millennium Rod.

Unfortunately for Melvin, Yami Bakura decided to surface at that moment. He grabbed the Rod, and threw it far off. Melvin greeted, "Why, hello Florence. How would you like a hug?"

Unfortunately for Melvin (again), this wasn't the Bakura he was familiar with. "Go hug yourself," Bakura responded in a raspier voice than usual.

Melvin swore that he could hear those same two employees from before yell, "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNED!" Melvin took one look at Bakura, and responded, "Well, that was friggin' cold! Wait a moment, what happened to your voice?"

Bakura didn't respond. Instead, he made some kind of scream, and pounced on Melvin, the two villains rolling around on the floor. Melvin pointed out, "Florence, I think you're overreacting!"

Bakura laughed, and responded with, "Overreacting? When did I ever say that I was bloody overreacting?"

The two finally stood up, with Bakura pinning Melvin to a wall. Bakura finally finished with, "I'm just about to replace you as the most BLEEP!ed up character on the show." And that was when Bakura started to laugh insanely.

Suddenly, Kaiba appeared with Yami in tow, saying, "Those are the two guys who stuffed Mokuba into a gym bag!"

Yami asked, "So you want me to Mind Crush them?"

"YES!"

Yami raised up his hand, and boomed,

MIND CRUSH!

Bakura found himself pinning Marik to the wall. He immediately backed away, almost panting.

Marik walked over, curiously. "Fluffy?"

In the Marikmobile, the car had passed by a convention center, which caused Marik to realize something. "WAIT A MOMENT! Friggin' Comic Con is tomorrow! BAKURA! I know where we're going to do numbers 85-87!"

Bakura crossed his arms. "And pray tell, Marik… who are we going to bloody cosplay?" Marik leaned over, and whispered something in Bakura's ear that caused the latter to scream, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Meanwhile IN SPACE!...

"Hey Joseph! Did you just hear a British guy scream no?"

"…I think you should lay off the donuts."

First off: I will probably be updating less often from now on. Secondly, soon, I shall have my 200th review! Third off: Chapter 14 has been re-uploaded with the right lyrics of Jaden's parody of Stronger. And finally, the following quote is from the story that they will cosplay characters from. The correct guesses will land you free cookies! Ok, here's the quote:

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERF***RS!"

It was...Dumbledore!

So, if you know where this quote is from (Hint: It's not from the Harry Potter books themselves), tell me the answer! And as always, don't forget to vote!

~S.B.