There's a lemon towards the end of the chapter...
Also, I mention a bar here where I live...No, I do not own it. There--it's been disclaimed.
Chapter 29
Edward
I was not looking forward to this evening. Jasper, Emmett, and Seth had demanded that I have a bachelor party. After arguing with them for weeks, I finally just gave in. There was no way they were going to let me out of it.
We had all flown out to Chicago for the weekend, since Rosie was unable to travel. It was two weekends before Thanksgiving, and we were going to celebrate with my family here in Chicago, before celebrating it again in Seattle. Esme had concerns that Rosalie would go into labor before Thanksgiving and had decided to celebrate it early. She invited Alice, Jasper, and Seth; causing Emmett to start planning a bachelor party of 'epic proportions'.
I looked over at Bella and frowned. She was holding Claire in the crook of her arm, going through pictures for the scrapbook of Claire that Esme had convinced her to start.
I walked over and motioned for Bella to pass Claire to me. She looked up and laughed as she did. "Jeez, someone's in a bad mood."
I held Claire and kissed her chubby little cheek, earning a smile in response. I would never tire of seeing that beautiful little smile of hers.
"I'd much rather stay home with my girls. I hate this kind of stuff."
She nodded her head absently as she studied a picture of Claire dressed up as a ladybug with Esme on Halloween. "Well, I hate surprises, and yet I have no idea where you're taking me on our honeymoon."
I laughed. "That's different."
"How so?" she asked, smiling up at me.
Claire cooed in my arms. "Because, you're not going to be doing something you hate." I looked down into Claire's big brown eyes and smiled. "Tell Mommy that she'll love what Daddy has planned."
Bella giggled. "You are bad, Edward. You're already using our daughter as a pawn to get me to do whatever you want."
"That's not bad, that's smart." I winked at Bella. "I just don't see why I have to go out bar hopping while you get to relax in a spa all day tomorrow." I lightly ran my fingers through my daughter's short bronze curls.
"Well, the only reason Alice isn't forcing me to bar hop is because Rose can't drink." She looked up at me. "Just try to have fun for your brother, okay?"
I nodded my head and frowned. I was being a poor sport. "I'll try."
Bella stood up and stretched, exposing her flat stomach. She looked even more beautiful than she did the day I met her. She was just as petite as she was before Claire was born, only thanks to my daughter, her breasts were a size larger.
I groaned, making her look at me curiously. "What?" she asked laughing.
"You. You're so beautiful." I walked over to her and kissed her gently, before tracing my tongue along her lips.
She parted her lips for me and sighed when our tongues met. She pulled away too soon, smiling. "I think you're a little too partial to be making that kind of judgment."
"I don't think so. Have I told you that you're even more beautiful now than you were before Claire was born?"
She laughed. "A few times."
I wrapped my arm around her waist and leaned down, trailing kisses across her jaw line. I reached her ear and gently sucked on her earlobe, causing her to shiver in response. "It's true. You have no idea how much I want you right now," I whispered.
I could hear her breathe in shakily as I pulled her body closer to me, pressing my erection into her.
"Edward," she breathed.
"I think I should go put our daughter in her bouncer so that I can show you how beautiful I think you are before Emmett gets here," I murmured against her neck.
I could feel her melt into me. "Nice try," she mumbled.
"Come on, love." I nipped on her neck. "I won't take long, I promise."
"But what if I want you to take a while?" she breathed. I could tell she was losing control.
Just a little more coaxing and she would agree. "Then I'll just ignore him if he gets here. He can wait." I ran my tongue up her jaw to her ear before moving back to her mouth. "Please, love?" I asked huskily before I parted her lips with mine and kissed her deeply.
"Edward, I-" Whatever she was about to say was interrupted by the knock on the guest house door.
"Fuck," I muttered. I was so close. "Saved by my idiot brother."
She laughed. "Yes, I was. I'll have to thank him later. Knowing Emmett he would have found a way in." She shuddered dramatically. "That would have been embarrassing."
She looked at me and smiled. Her cheeks were flushed and her lips were swollen from kissing me.
"God, you look amazing. Do not fall asleep tonight before I get home. I plan to finish this conversation."
She giggled as I passed Claire to her. "I'm not sure what we were even talking about exactly."
"Ha. You know exactly what I was talking about, love." Her cheeks grew even redder.
Emmett knocked on the door again, this time loudly.
"I'm coming, damnit!" I yelled at the door. I turned back to Bella and grinned crookedly at her. "I'll see you later." I kissed her softly before leaning down and kissing Claire's hair. "Bye, baby," I murmured against her head before standing back up. "I love you two," I said before walking to the door.
I opened it and scowled. "Hey, bro! Let's go!" Emmett looked at me and stopped smiling. "What's the matter with you?"
"I was about to get laid," I growled.
"Oh. I didn't mean to cock block you, dude."
I exhaled sharply. "I know. Let's go so I can get back to Bella." I looked at him seriously. "I'm not closing down the bars tonight."
"Oh, come on! You only get married once!" he protested.
"No, you owe me. If you would have just waited the extra twenty minutes to meet me at nine like we planned, I would be in an excellent mood right now."
"Fine," he grumbled as he got in his truck.
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We pulled up to Emmett's favorite sushi restaurant and got out, giving the valet the keys. I saw Jasper and Seth and waved them over before turning back to Emmett.
"Uh, I thought tonight was supposed to be about me?"
"It is, man!" He was grinning widely.
"Then why are we at your favorite restaurant?" I looked at him pointedly.
He looked down and scratched the back of his neck. "This is the only thing, I swear. I haven't been able to eat this stuff since March! Rosie won't come here with me because she can't eat sushi until after the baby gets here." He looked at me pleadingly. "Please, bro? Just this one thing?"
I laughed. "Fine. Let's go eat some raw fish."
The hostess led us to our table and I looked around at the chairs. "Is there a reason there are two extra seats?"
Emmett laughed. "Yeah, Dad had to come. And Ben's supposed to be meeting us here."
"Ben Cheney's coming?" I asked in shock. I hadn't seen him since high school. "How in the hell did you manage that?"
"I ran into him the other day and told him you were getting married next month. One thing led to another and I invited him."
I felt my face break into a wide smile at the thought of being able to see my childhood best friend. "That is fucking awesome, Em. Thanks."
The waitress came over with two tokkuris and six chokos. "Sake?" I looked around. "Who ordered sake?"
"I did. Alice and I get it every time we eat sushi." Jasper was grinning.
"Okay," I said slowly as I took a cup from him. "I've never actually tasted sake before."
"You're shitting me!" Jasper seemed genuinely shocked. I looked over to see Seth laughing at me.
"Shut the fuck up, Seth," I said, laughing back. "No, I'm not." I took a drink. "Oh, God, this is disgusting." I quickly threw back the rest of it.
I looked up to see Carlisle and Ben walking over to us. "What's up?" I asked Ben excitedly as he walked over. I suddenly felt like I was back in college.
"Not much. I hear you're getting married!" He gave me a quick hug.
"Yeah. Dude, she's amazing." I was beaming.
"Got a picture?"
"Yeah, hang on a sec." I pulled out my phone and pulled up the picture of Bella and Claire I'd taken a few days back. "Here."
I handed him the phone and watched his eyes widen. "You have a baby?"
"Emmett didn't tell you?"
He laughed. "No, he must have forgotten that part. She's beautiful." He paused. "They both are. Congratulations, man!"
I took back my phone, still grinning. "Thanks. When are you going to have any?"
"As soon as I meet the right girl. You liking Seattle?"
I nodded. "Love it, obviously."
"Think there's room for me?"
"You want to move to Seattle? Really?" My eyebrows shot up.
"I need a change of scenery." He shrugged his shoulders.
"That would be awesome. Let me know if you decide to."
We laughed and drank the entire way through dinner. After we paid, we walked out of the restaurant and waited for the valets to bring us our cars.
I looked over at Seth. "I think I've had too much sake." I felt like I was in slow motion.
He laughed. "Better sober up man, I think Emmett's got a lot more drinking in store for you tonight."
I ran my hand through my hair. "Great."
We followed Emmett downtown and pulled into a parking garage before we walked into a bar I'd never seen before.
"Where are we?"
"It's a new bar. It's called Eclipse," Emmett answered before he walked over to the bar.
I looked over at Jasper. "I've only been gone for a year!"
He put his hand on my shoulder. "Things change, dude."
We found a table and sat down, listening to the music. Emmett came over to us with a mischievous grin on his face.
"What are you up to?" I asked, skeptically.
"Nothing, bro." His grin widened.
Soon after, the bartender walked over with a tray full of pink drinks that were literally smoking.
"What the fuck is that?" I asked in disbelief.
"A smokin' Jager bomb!" Emmett boomed.
I knew what a Jager bomb was, but this was unlike anything I'd ever seen. "This isn't a Jager bomb! This is smoking!"
"Don't think about it. Just try it." I grabbed the drink out of his hands and frowned. "And for God's sake! Don't inhale!"
"Well, that just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
I watched as everyone else eyed their drinks dubiously. Apparently, I wasn't the only one who wasn't so sure about this.
"All righty, boys! Here's to my big brother Edward and my beautiful soon-to-be little sister. May all the dramatic bullshit with you two be over and you live long, happy, healthy lives together. I love you, man!"
I felt my face light up with Emmett's words and we all downed the Jager bombs. "Actually, that was pretty fucking decent."
"I know, right?" He looked around for the waitress. "Let's get some more!"
We drank everything we could think of. We had more Jager bombs, Cherry bombs, Mind Erasers, Blow Jobs, straight tequila, Absinth, you name it--we drank it.
"Wanna go to Scores?" Emmett slurred.
"What's Scores?" Seth looked confused. "Is it a sports bar?"
For some reason, that was hysterically funny. Emmett and I couldn't stop laughing.
When our laughter finally died down, Emmett answered him. "No, dude! It's a titty bar! One my buddies is a bouncer there on the weekends."
"Oh." Seth's face lit up. "Well, what are we waiting for?!"
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We walked into the building and I felt my body vibrate in time with the bass in the song.
"Jon! What's up, bud?" Emmett went over to a big guy with tattoos sitting on a stool at the doorway.
"Not much, man. What are you out doing?"
"My brother's getting married next month, so I'm taking him out." He started rummaging through his pockets. "How much do I owe ya?"
He looked over at where we were standing. "How many of there are you?"
"Six."
"Nothin' man. Just go in." He waved us to go on.
"Thanks dude!" Emmett looked back at me. "You are so fucked, Eddie!"
I felt the blood drain out of my face. "What? No, don't even fucking think about it!" I didn't want to get up on stage.
"Too bad." I groaned. Fuck!
We went to the bar and ordered shots of Jager. It seemed to be the drink of choice for the evening.
Before I knew it, a petite little blond with huge tits wearing a sparkly pink bikini came over to me. There was no way for me to be a gentleman and call them breasts. They were fucking tits, hands down. She looked like something straight out of a porno movie.
"You. Come with me."
Shit, shit, shit! "No, that's okay. Thanks, though."
She grabbed my arm and I felt all the guys push me forward towards the stage. I dug my heels into the floor, but it was no use. I got up on the stage and sat down in the chair that someone had put out. She grabbed a microphone and motioned for the DJ to turn down the music.
"All right, everybody! Listen up! This here is Edward, and he's getting married next month! So, what do we do here at Scores to those who are getting married?" She held out the microphone and waited for the crowd to answer her. "That's right! We give them a little something to remember their single days by!"
I had no idea what she was going to do to me, but I was betting it wasn't going to be good.
"Hi, Edward. I'm Marcie. Put your hands above your head, please." I did as instructed and she put my hands in shackles that dangled from the ceiling. "All right. Now, I'm going to blindfold you before I do this first part."
"Uh, o..okay," I stuttered. I was so nervous, it was ridiculous. What had Emmett gotten me in to?
After I was blindfolded, I heard the music start up. I felt her straddle my lap and start grinding against me. I thought of anything and everything but what was happening so that I didn't embarrass myself. It wasn't long before I heard the crowd cheer as Marcie moved around on top of me. I was guessing she took off her top. I felt her arms wrap around my neck as she buried my face in her tits. Yep. She was topless. I held my breath and prayed that this would end. I was going to kick Emmett's ass when this was through.
She took off the blindfold, only to start grinding against my lap and shoving her tits in my face again. Finally, the song ended and she got up. Thank, God, it's over.
"Stand up."
I stood up and watched her kick the chair out from behind me. She took something out of one of the bouncer's hands and held it behind her back.
She brought the microphone back to her mouth. "Now, I put all my energy into that lap dance and Edward here didn't appreciate it. Not once did I feel his cock get hard as I ground my pussy against it." She grinned wickedly. "Edward was a bad, bad boy. I think he needs to be punished."
I did not like the sound of that.
She walked over to me and reached to unbutton my jeans. I moved my hips to the side. "No. I don't think so."
"Just go with it. It'll be much easier on you if you do." She looked me directly in the eyes.
"Fine," I growled. I was definitely going to kick the shit out of Emmett when this was all over.
She pulled my jeans down, leaving only my boxers up. I finally saw what was behind her back--it was a black studded belt. I squeezed my eyes shut and prayed that she took it easy on me.
"How old are you, Edward?"
Fuck. "Twenty-four." I opened my eyes and pleaded silently with her.
She laughed. "I'll go with it, but how old are you really?"
"Thirty-one," I croaked.
"Don't look it." She looked at me seriously. "Here we go. Ready?"
"No," I muttered.
She held the microphone to her mouth again. "I'm going to punish this bad, bad boy by spanking him twenty-four times! Here we go!"
She drew back and slammed the belt against my ass, sending the searing pain through my body. I gritted my teeth and took it silently as she did it over and over until I was finally so numb, I could no longer feel it.
When it was finally over, everyone in the club went wild, screaming and yelling at us. The music picked back up and she released me from the shackles. I pulled up my pants and pulled out my cell phone, furiously dialing a cab company so that I could go home. I was done.
There was a cab just down the road that would be able to pick me up in five minutes. I pushed my way through the crowd and out the door, not bothering to find anyone else. I was too furious for words.
Carlisle came out and stood next to me on the sidewalk. "Are you all right?"
"Fine," I said through my teeth. He just looked at me. "No. I'm fucking pissed! The lap dance didn't piss me off, but having the girl spank me because I didn't get hard? I know Emmett put her up to it!"
"You're probably right. But he didn't mean any harm. You know how he is." I nodded. "So, are you going back to the guesthouse?"
"Yeah. I told Bella to wait up for me so I need to get back anyway." The cab pulled up. "Tell everyone I said 'Thank you' and that I had a great time."
"I will. See you later, son."
By the time I got back to Carlisle and Esme's guesthouse, my ass was throbbing. There was no way in hell I was going to be able to sit down properly tomorrow.
I heard Bella's beautiful voice calling from the living room. "Edward? Is that you?"
"Yeah. It's me." I kicked off my shoes and threw the contents of my pockets on the kitchen counter, a little harder than I had intended to.
"Hi!" Her whole face lit up as soon as she saw me.
"Hi." I pulled her into my arms and inhaled her amazing scent. "I missed you."
"I missed you, too." I leaned down and kissed her, sweeping my tongue against hers. I had been waiting for this all night.
"Bedroom? Please?" I mumbled against her mouth.
"'Kay," she mumbled back.
I picked her up and carried her to the bedroom silently, so that I didn't wake Claire. I got to the bed and just plopped us down, causing Bella to giggle quietly. I pulled her shirt over her head and fumbled with her bra clasp for a second before finally getting it undone.
I brought my mouth back to hers and began kneading her breasts with my hand while my thumb traced over her nipples. I felt her shiver and smiled against her mouth.
"What did you guys do?" She asked, breathless, as she took my shirt off.
"Went to eat sushi, then drank and Emmett took me to a strip club." I started pulling her pajama bottoms down, grabbing her underwear and bringing them down at the same time.
She undid my belt and my jeans and pushed them down to my knees. "He did?"
"No more talking, please," I muttered as I brought my lips back to hers.
I moved my hand down slit and slipped my fingers inside her.
She moaned. "Edward, I want to be on top," she whispered against my lips.
I pumped my fingers in and out of her, feeling her getting wetter and wetter each time.
"Can't." I ran kisses down her neck to her breasts where I traced my tongue across her nipples, enjoying them one at a time.
"Ugh...what are you talking about?"
"I'll tell you when we're done." I looked her in the eyes. "I would greatly appreciate it if you came now, Isabella."
I saw the heat flash through her eyes as she bit her lip. I continued to pump my fingers in and out of her as I ran my thumb across her clit. I felt her body tighten up before she finally released, clamping down on my fingers as she did.
I pulled my hand out from between her legs and shifted myself so that I was right outside of her.
I pushed into her, groaning. "God, Bella. You feel fantastic."
"Hmmm," she hummed as I began thrusting in and out of her.
Our bodies worked together, her hips meeting my thrusts in perfect synchronization. I could feel my orgasm building with each thrust into her perfect body.
"Bella, love. I've had a long night. I can't last much longer," I grunted.
I grabbed her hips and pulled her into me. "Edward," she groaned.
I felt my orgasm pulse through me, triggering Bella's in response before practically collapsing on top of her. I was suddenly so exhausted I could barely hold my eyes open.
I shifted my body so that I was laying on my side, facing Bella, and ran my fingers through her beautiful, mahogany hair.
"Why couldn't I be on top?"
I yawned. "Emmett took me to a strip club. Had one of the strippers take me on stage and did a lap dance then she spanked me with a studded belt twenty-four times--hard. Fucking hurts like hell."
She giggled. "I'm so sorry. I bet that pissed you off."
"You know me well. I left just after that." I yawned again. "Wake me up when you leave tomorrow, love?"
"Of course. I love you." I felt her snuggle into me.
"Love you," I whispered, just before I slipped into unconsciousness.
For those of you curious a smoking Jager bomb is a traditional Jager bomb over dry ice. And you cannot inhale, otherwise you gag.
I know some people would be pretty pissed if their fiance went to a strip club and what not, however, I am not one of those people. So, I didn't write it like that ;)
Next is Bella's bachelorette party among other things...only one more chapter until the wedding :D
