Hey, don't forget to check out my semi-serious story, "Jungle Escape." Wanna know my version of what happens after Breaking Dawn? Find out...
Remember, I've answered my own crazy questions in another story form. "Twilight Revealed! Stupid Questions Answered" has me logically and illogically answering all of the crazy questions my mind comes up with.
FYI: I don't own Twilight (But I really want my own radar-detector husband for those times when I'm running late...)
Random Questions I'd like to ask the Twilight Characters (Part 29)
141. Do vampires ever wear pajamas even though they don't sleep?
Logical Conclusion: It's possible to wear pajamas even when you aren't sleeping. Visit any 8am college lecture hall and you'll see just how many people don't need an excuse to wear p.j.'s to class.
Sarah's Story: Everyone wears pajamas when they want to relax. I bet even Carlisle has stethascope pajamas layin' around somewhere...
142. Does Alice ever burn snuggies because she thinks they're anti-fashion?
Logical Conclusion: Definitely. Blankets with sleeves... Sick and wrong. That's what a robe is for.
Sarah's Story: I'll be there cheering Alice on. "Death to snuggies!" (respectfully, of course. I was given a Michigan State University themed snuggie for Christmas, and I can't bear to open the box. Everyone knows how I feel about them, yet I was given one. Ugh... Well, if Michigan State University gets any more notoriety from the basketball games, I could probably sell it and make a tidy profit...)
142 ½. Does Alice hate crocs shoes? (again, anti-fashion...)
Logical Conclusion: Yup. If it's not Manolo, it's not worth owning.
Sarah's Story: "Death to Crocs!" (Yeah, I know. All you out there in your snuggies and crocs hate me right about now. Just know that I wear breeches and tall boots to work nearly every day. Those would not be considered fashionable either, according to Alice. I can pretty much guarantee that she'd tsk tsk me all the way to the mall...)
143. Do vampires know where various religious items have disappeared to? (i.e. - arc of the covenant, etc.)
Logical Conclusion: They have some of the royal jewels which had mysteriously vanished. Why not? They probably enjoy yet another secret we're not privvy to.
Sarah's Story: *snicker* 'privvy.' I went potty in one of those once.
144. Do werewolves get fleas?
Logical Conclusion: People can get fleas. Dogs get fleas. Why would people who turn into dogs be any different?
Sarah's Story: My husband and I hosted two foreign exchange students. One of them brought fleas from her country. Ew. Maybe there should be a flea passport system... Other than the fleas, she was a very pleasant girl. Blocked up the toilet, but still pleasant.
144 ½. Do werewolves need to take flea baths and take heartworm medications like regular dogs?
Logical Conclusion: Ok, that's going a little too far. 'Nuff said.
Sarah's Story: "Oh, Jakey boy. Time for your flea dip. Don't worry, sit back in that tub and let Sarah help you out there..."
145. Do vampires ever get ticklish? (Edward can feel Bella's touch, so why not?)
Logical Conclusion: Probably not. Stones don't giggle, last time I knew. Living stones probably don't have that ability.
Sarah's Story: "'Stones don't giggle?' What kind of reasoning is that?"
Logical Conclusion: "Shut up, Sarah."
Sarah's Story: In order to put this matter to rest, I challenge Edward Cullen to come forward. I will be happy to tickle him to show the world it's impossible to have a ticklish vampire.
Logical Conclusion: Good luck with that.
