Episode: Lobelia Girls Academy Strikes Back!
Song: BIGBANG - Monster - Jun Sung Ahn Violin Cover (Anyone else want to help me in kidnapping this man?)
Disclaimer: I do NOT own 'Ouran High School Host Club'. I only own Okita Yuu, Okita Rin, Kurasawa Teru, and anyone related to the three.
A/N: 200!
Rather soon I will be posting a kind of side story; it will contain snippets, removed scenes, and once the story is complete, a view into future Yuu and Hikaru's life together. It should be titled something along the lines of 'Yuu's Misadventures' or 'Neko Nikki Extras'. I just thought it would be a fun way to show something that happened with Past, Present, and Future Yuu.
"I really w-wish you would tell me where we are going." The emerald-eyed host spoke with a small pout as she voiced her thoughts once more. She had originally been planning to spend the rest of her afternoon finishing her school work, yet leave it to Tamaki to come over unannounced and demand she accompany them on whatever adventure he had thought of. She had begun thinking she shouldn't even try and make plans because someone always destroyed all chances of her following through.
"Why Yuu-chan, Didn't I explain that we are going on a glorious journey to learn more about the commoner lifestyle!" Tamaki exclaimed as he threw one arm into the air a bright smile taking over his features as he didn't pause in his stride towards a familiar apartment complex.
"That d-doesn't explain where we are going…" Yuu muttered before giving up in trying to learn this piece of information, she might as well just give up and go along with whatever he had planned, she usually did anyways.
"Don't look so worried-" Hikaru spoke up suddenly before taking her hand in his own. The action caused Yuu's heart to pick up speed before shooting a worried glance towards Kyouya. She panicked even more when she noticed the Shadow King looking back at them. Her panic only left when she felt Kaoru slip his hand into her other before speaking where his brother left off. "-Just smile and enjoy yourself!" Y-Yeah…Kyouya couldn't say she wasn't making an effort at hiding their relationship if this was something the brothers typically did; no one would suspect anything of their actions.
"I-I'm not worried, I j-just have this sinking feeling that something is going to go horribly wrong today." Yuu spoke yet didn't continue voicing her thoughts as the Host members finally arrived at the home of their final and currently missing member.
Honey didn't waste any time ringing the doorbell before the four talkative member decided to call out to the only other female Host. "Haruhi-chan~ Come out and play with us~!" Their happy smiles were quickly erased once the door opened and they were met with a sight they hadn't expected.
"Eh?" Came the rough voice as Haruhi's father opened the door looking as if he had just awoken from a nap. The Okama wasn't in his usually clothes and it looked as if he hadn't shaved in a few days. It was surprising that the boys believed they had the wrong apartment when they had only ever seen Ranka as a beautiful woman and not as a man.
"Sorry, we have the wrong door." Tamaki quickly spoke before shoving the club members with his free hand, the other currently holding a cake he was going to present to the Fujioka family.
"Ah, Good Afternoon Ranka-san." Yuu spoke as she escaped Tamaki's pushing, her words caused the other member to pause in their step and turn back around looking very confused. "I hope you are doing well." The man's true appearance didn't bother Yuu as she had already seen him the few times she had stayed the night at Haruhi's home.
"Ah Yuu-chan, I'm doing rather well how have you've been?"
"Ranka-san?!"
Tamaki realizing his error quickly backtracked before appearing before the man trying to make up by showing extra kindness towards his daughters true father. "Here Ranka-san , I hope we find you in good health." Tamaki spoke with a soft smile as he presented the baked gift towards the man before him.
It happened in the blink of an eye. Ranka sucker punching Tamaki in the jaw as he claimed the baked present before placing his foot firmly against Tamaki's head once the boy had face planted in the floor. Ranka laughed wildly into the while Tamaki was left stunned on the floor, not even making an effort to rise.
"My, everyone it's been so long! How are you? You'll have to forgive my dreadful appearance. I'm so glad you came." Ranka spoke as his 'womanly' charms began shining through, his face only shining brighter as he peeked into the small white box.
"Is Haru-chan here?" Honey questioned after giving Tamaki a concerned glance.
"I'm sorry, Haruhi is out today. Some girl friends of hers picked her up early this morning, and she went out together with them." Yuu felt a small sadness begin forming the pit of her stomach at that news. If Haruhi was spending time with some girl friends, why hadn't she invited her? She quickly pushed those thoughts away as she realized how selfish a thought that was. Of course Haruhi had other friends other than themselves; she deserved time with them just as much.
"She's not home, Huh?" Honey spoke before a pout settled on his lips. He had been looking forward to spending the day with all of his friends.
"Well, I guess Haruhi does sometimes go out and have fun with her friends from middle school, or whomever." Tamaki stated once he had finally freed himself from Ranka's hold, the Okama becoming more interested in his box of sweets.
"It's kind of hard to imagine it, though." The twins spoke with bored looks before they began leaving, taking Yuu's hands and dragging her along once more.
"You see, this is why I was against a surprised visit." Kyouya spoke before pushing his falling frames up to the bridge of his nose, before following after the retreating members of the Host.
"Come to think of it, the girls this morning were ones that I hadn't seen before." Ranka's sudden words caused the group to pause in their stride as they began listening once more. "But then, that's my little girl, having friend such as them. I mean, students from the famous Lobelia Girls' Academy, coming all the way over here for her." Yuu felt a shiver run down her spine at the mere mention of that dreaded academy. Memories of their last encounter running through her mind, it seemed the same for the male members as Yuu found herself being dragged back towards Haruhi's door. The sheer shock/panic Tamaki, Hikaru, and Kaoru wore would had been amusing if the situation was different.
"Did you say, Lobelia?" The three boys chimed together only causing Ranka to become confused. It didn't take long for the boys and Yuu to be ushered inside where they began explaining how 'dangerous' those Lobelia girls were. Ranka expression only becoming worse with each passing second.
"What shall I do?!" Ranka suddenly cried as he began pulling at his hair. "If, by some chance, the Zuka Club does anything scandalous to Haruhi." His words only confused Tamaki who decided to voice his confusion.
"Anything scandalous?"
"Like what do you mean?"
"Say, for instance, forcing her to kiss someone!" Yuu shivered as she began feeling even worse for her captured friend. She didn't know where Ranka got the crazy idea the one of the girls may be out to kiss his daughter, she just knew she would hate to be Haruhi's shoes.
"Kiss?!" Tamaki cried out as hi face suddenly went bright red.
"But then, Haruhi-" Hikaru began with a thoughtful expression, a look his brother matched before continuing where Hikaru left off. "-As I recall, at the dance party-" Neither boy was able to continue as they suddenly found their mouths sealed shut by Tamaki's hands. An action that caused to become very suspicious of the teen. Yuu began wondering herself if she was missing something.
"No! It's nothing!" Tamaki cried out only making himself look even more in the wrong.
"She wouldn't, by any chance, have done anything scandalous at the Host Club?" Ranka questioned as his eyes narrowed causing Tamaki to fidget under the intense gaze. Yet he quickly shook of that fear before meeting Ranka's intense gaze with his own.
"Of course not, I wouldn't make my little girl do anything scandalous." The pair held that gaze for quiet sometime before Tamaki leapt to his feet and cried out. "Come on, everyone! Let's go to Lobelia and save Haruhi!"
Yuu briefly wondered how she suddenly found herself standing outside the Lobelia Academy it a mess of sparkles and bright lights, but decided not to question it. There were many thing the club manage to do that would break every law of physics, she learned not to question it.
"Now that I've heard that Haruhi was taken away by the Zuka Club, I can't just sit by and do nothing. Listen to me, the Zuka Club is like a fiendish flower's nectar that once you're caught up in, you want to get out of, even if it bankrupts you." Ranka spoke causing everyone to question how he knew so much about the Zuka Club.
"How do you know so much about it?" Honey question with bright eyes curious as to why Haruhi's father seemed to know just a little too much about the workings of the Zuka Club and its fans.
"I doubt that Haruhi is the type of girl to get caught up in anything." Kyouya spoke and everyone shared similar thoughts, Haruhi was rather neutral when it came to topics like this one.
"You're right. Kotoko was a cool woman, too, and not upset by anything." Ranka spoke as a soft smile graced his lips as he began thinking of his late wife.
"Kotoko?" The twins questioned together when they heard the unfamiliar name.
"Her late mother, Haruhi seems to have more richly inherited her mother's blood, in many ways. Being like her mother is also something that Haruhi aspires to." Kyouya explained to the other members of the Host who nodded their heads in understanding.
"For a short time after we were married, I was so elated, I didn't notice it." Ranka spoke his smile never leaving as he remembered the fond times he spent with his wife. It was only when he began once more did a look of terror take over his features. "But then, one day, while I was cleaning, I found it. Kotoko's vast Zuka Club collection!"
This information caused everyone to release loud cries of shock, even the usually quiet and unfazed Kyouya and Mori seemed taken aback by this new piece of information.
"W-What do we do, Tono?!" Hikaru cried out as he turned to his senior with a look of fright.
"Haruhi more richly inherited her mother's blood, in many ways, right?" Kaoru spoke as his expression matched that of his brother's.
"Is Haru-chan going to go bankrupt?! She didn't have much fortune to begin with!" Honey cried out as tears began forming in the corners of his eyes.
"I-It's all right. Haruhi has her own fortune of 'cute'." Tamaki spoke with small traces of uncertainty in his voice.
"Isn't that o-one thing you should wish she d-didn't have in a situation like that?!" Yuu suddenly cried out, her words causing the three louder members of the Host to think of her words, looks of horror soon taking over their expressions.
"That is so much worse!"
"Kyouya, order us some Lobelia uniforms immediately! We have to disguise ourselves and sneak our way in!" Tamaki demanded as he turn towards his vice-president. He didn't have a chance to say more though as a foot suddenly connected to his head and caused him to fall face first into the ground.
"Overruled!" Ranka called out before he began stepping on Tamaki, placing his foot against the teen head so he couldn't rise from the ground. "Men who dress up as women without pursuing that way of life are just sickening. Are you making fun of a professional? Huh?" The members of the Host could feel the anger radiating off the man soon remembering that he was a professional and they would be making of his job in doing as Tamaki suggested. ""Listen up! If you're going to sneak into Lobelia, then listen to what I have to say. I have a secret plan."
"M-My standing…." Tamaki mumbled as small tears form in the corners of his eyes.
~ X ~
"Is Haru-chan in there?" Honey questioned the four males and single female that were pressed tightly against the glass, peering into the room where Haruhi was.
"Yes and it seems as if she is playing some heroine in a tragedy, but…" Tamaki began yet his voice died off as he turned his attention back towards Haruhi.
"Frederick-sama!"
"She is completely monotonous." Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru, and Ranka all chorused together as they began feeling rather embarrassed for the other female of the Host.
"S-She's really bad at acting….. But she was relatively good in Renge's movie, I wonder what happened?" Yuu spoke causing the other boys to wonder as well.
"She may be my daughter, but I can't say anything to dress it up!" Ranka exclaimed loudly before bringing a hand to his face in shame.
"Why doesn't anyone tell her?" Hikaru questioned seriously wondering why no one was helping her correct her mistake.
"Apparently, that is the only line she had been given." Tamaki tried explaining, yet didn't know truly himself. They had only been there for a few minutes now.
"Oh, but it looks like Haruhi is going to sing." Kaoru suddenly exclaimed causing everyone to turn their attention back towards Haruhi. Only one person looked about ready to have a heart attack.
"No way! Her grades in music have always been absolutely awful!" Ranka cried out as the music began playing, yet quieted as Haruhi opened her lips and let her rather beautiful singing voice be released.
"I'm sure that the way things are going, nothing, no nothing would be lost. Without you here, under the same sky as me, give me a reason to go on living—" Why had the music stopped? And why were Haruhi's lips continuing to move even though there was no sound coming from her lips?
"Lip-syncing, huh?" Everyone chorused together, except Mori who was sleeping beside the window.
"Hey, newbies!" The group jumped before turning around and coming face to face with the Benibara fan club and the President of said fan club. "You said you wanted to join the Benibara fan club, so you will do what the rest of the group is doing! Jumping ahead of the others is not allowed! As a fan of Benibara-sama, your words and conduct must be becoming at all times." Listening to her words, everyone rose to their feet. Mori though seemed to be trying to stay awake, while Yuu herself was trying to hide behind Hikaru and Kaoru. She didn't enjoy how loud and angry the fan club president sounded. "Now, all together let's practice out greetings! 'Benibara-sama, hang in there today!'"
'Benibara-sama, hang in there today!'
'Benibara-sama, you are extremely beautiful today!'
Those lines were repeated by the Host Club and the Benibara Fan club, over and over again, It lasted about ten minutes until the Fan club president finally called out that they could stop and take a short rest. It wasn't no sooner did she say those words, did Hikaru, Kaoru, Honey, and Yuu collapse to the ground and begin trying to regain their breath.
"Say, what do you think?" Everyone perked as they turned their attention to the two unfamiliar girls that had walked up to them.
"What do you like most about Benibara-sama?"
"Eh?" Tamaki released the questioning sound not truly knowing how to answer said question.
"Oh, you know, the sprightly way that she carries herself, her singing voice, the shape of her head, and when she wears that coat with the tails!" Ranka squealed with delight and everyone was happy that they had a professional Okama with them, or else they would be completely lost in this world of females. Even Yuu found herself confused and out of place, but that could be because she had identified herself as a boy for the past five years. There wasn't very many occasions you could act girly and squeal when you were constantly trying to act manly.
"Ha ha, yeah, I know!"
"You know, I'm looking so forward to today's play. This one is supposed to be a tragedy, right?"
"The Senorita in Reminiscence. Frederick, the son of nobles, in order to take revenge on his father, shoots his father's lover, Marianna, right in front of him, with a pistol that he says has blanks, but is actually loaded with live rounds."
"My, how sad."
"That….just sounds very confusing." Yuu mumbled to herself trying to understanding what was sad about it.
"But, I'm not too sure about the understudy for Marianne."
"If, for any reason, she does anything to ruin Benibara-sama's play, then we can rely on the assembly of maidens from behind the gym!" The Fan club president suddenly spoke as she turned towards the group. Though her gaze didn't last long as it was redirection to where said 'Maidens from behind the gym' were located.
You could say the Host club's reactions to them were not pleasant. And neither would anyone else's be when they spotted these fierce 'maidens'
"What do we do? If Haruhi puts on the ultra-wooden performance in front of those girls-" Hikaru cried out worried clearly being seen on his expression
"Will Haru-chan be beaten to a pulp?" Tears soon flooded Honey's eyes once more at the thought of Haruhi being hurt because she couldn't act. It was a reaction Haruhi's father mimicked.
"No! Haruhi!"
"Whatever it takes we have to rescue Haruhi from this place." Tamaki suddenly spoke as a determined expression took over his features. Yuu had never seen the man look so fierce before.
~ X ~
Yuu crouched down in the theater seats looking towards the stage in awe. She could say that this school really went all out for their act department and making sure they were well equipped.
"Huh? Where is Kyouya-kun?" Ranka question and everyone looked around and realized that the Shadow King was nowhere to be seen.
"Now that you mention it, I haven't seen in a little while." Tamaki admitted his eyes still scanning the theater wondering if he had just chosen to sit somewhere else.
"Kyouya-senpai left o-our group once we entered the building…" Yuu spoke up remembering seeing the boy walk off when they were talking with the Fan club.
"Ah, there's Kyo-chan!" Honey suddenly cried out and everyone turn to where he was pointing. And true to his words there was Kyouya walking in the control room with what seemed to be the woman in charge of Lobelia.
"That bastard…." Tamaki growled realizing that they could have avoided dealing with that dreaded fan club.
"He sure knows how to make his move…" Kaoru deadpanned feeling just as annoyed as Tamaki.
It only took a few more minutes before girls began swarming the theater. The Host club decided it would be better to give up their seats rather than fight with the girls over them. So now Yuu found herself standing in-between Kaoru and Hikaru in the aisle.
The lights soon dimmed and the curtain slowly began rising.
"At this point, we'll just have to take Haruhi out of here during the show." Tamaki announced with his previous determined look taking over his features once more.
"It's Haruhi." Mori suddenly spoke up before the curtain was even fully raised. It only caused everyone to focus on the stage even more. Though they were met with a frightening sight.
"Heavy! Your makeup is too heavy, Haruhi..." Tamaki shouted as he looked at Haruhi's face. And true to his words Haruhi did have very heavy makeup on. It made her look as if she was a very creepy doll.
"It's so painful, huh?" Kaoru and Hikaru cried together.
"W-Why did someone do that to her?" Yuu felt truly embarrassed for her friend, she knew the girl didn't have much sense when it came to makeup and such, yet shouldn't she know that, that was too much.
"Damn it, I'm getting you out of here, now!" Tamaki shouted once more before trying to make his way towards the stage, he was only stopped when Ranka reached out and gripped his shoulder.
"Hold on. Look at Haruhi's face. Doesn't it look more lit-up someone now, than it did during rehearsal?" Ranka spoke seriously causing Tamaki to take his words into thought.
"Isn't that due to the lighting?" Yuu questioned piping in on they pairs conversation, though both men ignored her.
"Now that you mention it, her cheeks are rosier." Tamaki mumbled with a thoughtful expression.
"Isn't that due to the makeup?" It was Hikaru's turn to pipe in, yet he was ignored as well.
"And she's glistening so much." Tamaki seemed in awe of the girl yet Kaoru decided to pipe in his thoughts as well.
"Isn't that due to the heat of the lights?"
"You're right. If Haruhi is trying as hard as she can, of her own will, then we have no right to interfere. For now, I guess we'll just let the show go on." Did he truly not hear anything the three had said? They didn't try arguing though as they listened to their president's words and watched the play.
If Yuu was confused on what the point of this story was before, she could say she was even more confused now. It made little sense and she was baffled by how everyone seemed to captivated with it. Maybe it was the performance by Benibara. Even if the woman was completely insane and scared Yuu out of her mind she was talented on the stage.
Yuu was brought out of her thoughts by a sudden gun shot that resonating throughout the theater. Even though it didn't bother anyone else, Yuu found herself suddenly flooded with images of her mother's lifeless body. The images of her bloody corpse lying on the floor as parts of her head were splattered against the wall.
Closing her eyes she quickly buried her face into Hikaru's side trying to will away the images. Feeling the sudden pressure and wetness, Hikaru glanced down and took in the current state Yuu was in.
"Yuu? Are you all right?" Hearing his question Kaoru turned his attention away from the play as well and looked towards his brother and close friend.
"I-I'm fine, j-just the gun shot t-took me by surprise." The boys' eyes soften as they remembered just what this shy girl had been through, what she had seen. The gunshot from the play must had scared her. "Just g-give me a moment, I will be fine."
Yuu didn't receive that moment as lights were suddenly shined down on the group of seven. Pulling her face from Hikaru's side, Yuu wondered why the lights were directed on them and why everyone seemed to be looking in their direction.
"Senpai? Dad?!" Yuu perked turning her attention towards the stage to see Haruhi looking in their direction as well.
"I will steal you first kiss, right before his eyes!" Benibara announced as she pulled Haruhi into her arms, causing Haruhi to release a sound of confusion. "This will be my revenge." Yuu could barely hear her words over the sound of screaming fans.
"No! Absolutely no way will Daddy allow anything so despicable! Banana?!" Tamaki didn't even manage to make it to Haruhi before slipping on a well-placed banana peel. Were they really doing this banana thing again?!
"I win. Right now, I will steal this maiden's lips, in front of you!" Benibara laughed as Haruhi and herself were lifted into the air by a section of the floor that rose in a similar fashion to the one Renge always appeared on.
"Haruhi!"
"Maiden…" Benibara spoke before leaning in a trying to kiss the very resistant Haruhi.
"This is crazy… Just a minute! Please stop!" Haruhi shouted trying to pull herself away from Benibara. Though the woman stopped when she noticed a large scene being lower beside her. She was soon shocked by a picture of Haruhi kissing another girl showing up on it.
"What?!"
"When did that happen?!" Yuu exclaimed all fright from earlier leaving her mind at the sight of her best friend kissing another girl.
"At the dance party, you were sick remember?" Hikaru spoke before Kaoru picked up for him. "Yeah we tried telling Tono, Haruhi had already had her first kiss."
"Haruhi! What kind of trampy behavior is that with another girl?!" Ranka shouted before making her way down towards the stage. He ignored the twins words of him being a hypocrite and continued on. "See here, Haruhi! Explain yourself! What is the meaning of this photo?!" He didn't have time to continue as he slipped on a banana landing right on top of Tamaki. Tamaki though quickly pulled himself out from under the man and ran to the wide of the risen floor.
"How shocking! Maiden, you mean…." Benibara started yet Haruhi quickly ran around the woman and looked over the side. There was Tamaki standing below with awaiting arms.
"Haruhi! Haruhi! Come on!"
"Maiden!"
Haruhi didn't waste time before jumping off the side and into Tamaki's awaiting arm. It would have been a rather cute scene if Tamaki actually caught her properly and they weren't both sent tumbling to the floor.
"I'm sorry, Senpai."
"What's the meaning of this, Haruhi?!" Ranka suddenly shouted causing Haruhi to pale and quickly rise to her feet trying to escape her father. Benibara took this as her chance and landed directly on top of the fallen Tamaki. It seemed as if people rather enjoyed stepping on him today.
"Suzuran! Hinagiku! Gather the Zuka Club's full force, and catch the other maiden! If I cannot have this one's first kiss, than I shall have the other's!" Yuu paled as she realized that Benibara had probably meant her.
"Wait? What?! Please don't drag me into this!" She cried out waving her arms back and forth, she didn't want any of those thee Lobelia girls near her!
"That wouldn't work either-" Hikaru spoke up once more with a large grin plastered across his face. "-As Yuu has received her first kiss as well." Kaoru finished with a shrug of his shoulders.
"What?! Daddy's other little girl has too had her lips tainted by some foul boy?! Yuu, daddy demands to know who at once, so he may punish them!" Tamaki shouted loudly as he tried raising himself from the floor but still found he had the problem of the annoying woman that was standing on him.
"I-I-I-I…. Agh! Can't you t-two please not bring up such embarrassing topics! I-I don't want everyone to know about my love life!" Yuu cried out, her face bright red in embarrassment. She didn't want people to know she had kissed a boy already, especially not Tamaki!
"At this point, I don't care if it's the second kiss or the third kiss! I'm still going to steal it!" Benibara screamed becoming enraged that her revenge plan hadn't worked at all. Haruhi and Yuu soon found themselves being chased by Lobelia girls.
"Yuu-chan we'll save you!" Hikaru and Kaoru chimed together causing Yuu to turn and even brighter shade a red, though this time not out of embarrassment.
"You two have done enough!"
Thought it would be fun to have another 'Question' for my readers. I believe everyone had that one fictional guy that they would kill to have for a boyfriend. If you want to answer feel free to do so~
!~Question~!
Who is you fictional boyfriend?
PreuBen's Answer:
Steve Rogers (Captain America) – This man has been my superhero crush since I was young, such a sweet heart. It just amazed me when I was younger that his weapon was a shield, a symbol that he will always protect you. Ahhh~ I'm a sucker for an old fashion gentlemen~
