(Total Drama Valentine Theme Plays)
"Welcome everyone to Total Drama Valentine!" Marionette exclaimed as he appeared on the large stage with white and pink curtains with large red hearts on them as the backdrop "Today on this Total Drama special, we are going to see which of our Total Drama couples, knows each other the best!" He continued as the audience erupted into cheers "But first, lets meet our contestants!" He exclaimed
"First, our first set of love birds from season one, the make out centered Bonnie and Clyde!" Marionette exclaimed, Bonnie and Clyde walked out onto the stage, again locked in a make out session, Marionette rolled his eyes "You two can't do that the whole show" he continued, Clyde waved him off as he and Bonnie walked to their podium "Moving on, next up, Total Dramas most level headed couple. Former Villainous Scouts team leader, Foxy and kickboxing expert, Chica!" He exclaimed, Foxy and Chica walked out onto the stage to a loud eruption of cheers
"Tay really like us" Foxy whispered to Chica who smiled at him as they continued their way to their podium.
"Our third couple, a couple consisting of more of Total Dramas fan favorite participants, Brent and Cheek!" Marionette exclaimed, Brent and Cheek walked onto the stage with another eruption of cheers from the audience. They smiled and waved as they made their way to their podium "Why didn't you guys cheer this loud when I came on stage?" He asked
"Cause tay actually like us" Foxy said to Marionettes annoyance
"Haha funny" He said "Taking Randy's place as being the biggest mutton head?" He asked
"Someone's gotta fill ta void in his absence" Foxy replied as he shrugged
"Well, maybe if he would have spent less time insulting me, then maybe he would have gotten a girlfriend and been able to compete tonight" Marionette said
"He was too busy winnin'a hundred million dollars ta worry 'bout gettin'a girlfriend" Foxy replied
"Something the two of you don't have in common" Marionette said
"Aye, I wanted ta-" Foxy was saying before being interrupted
"Introducing our next couple, one fan favorite and one...uh...that was also there...Freddy and Polly!" Marionette exclaimed, Freddy and Polly walked onto the stage to a loud set of cheers, not as loud as previous couples...but it was still a good reaction "And finally, arguably Total Dramas most popular couple, they both somehow made it to the final three this past season, give it up for Damien and Total Drama Showdown runner up, Beth!" He exclaimed, Damien and Beth happily walked onto the stage, paw in paw, to a huge reaction from the audience.
Beth and Damien walked to the final podium and stood behind it as the cheers continued.
"Now that the competitors are all here, lets get down to the rules of the game!" Marionette exclaimed "The rules are actually quit simple, contestants will each be asked a series of questions about their significant other, which ever couple can answer the most questions correct...wins!" He continued
"What do we get if we win?" Chica asked, Marionette smiled
"Cupidmare, tell them what they'll win!" He exclaimed, as he did Nightmare, dressed in a white diaper with small red heart pins keeping it closed, and holding a gold bow with heart shaped arrows, flew in over the audience.
Everyone broke out into laughter when they saw him...
"One lucky team will be rewarded with a candle lit dinner for two with food provided by Cupid himself, before enjoying a relaxing couples boat ride on the river and underneath the stars" Nightmare explained in an unenthusiastic voice
"The winning team will also be rewarded with a nice bucket to carry on the boat with them, because after eating Nightmares cooking, you're going to need it" Marionette said, Nightmare growled before shooting an arrow at him, Marionette ducked before it hit him though "Come on, Cupid has better aim than that" he continued, only further annoying the already annoyed bear
"Keep running your mouth and I'll shove this bow somewhere you don't like things being shoved!" Nightmare exclaimed, Marionette gulped
"Ok, uh-moving on" Marionette started "Lets get this kicked off with our first question!" He continued causing the audience to cheer "Clyde, your question is-" He started before stopping when he realized Bonnie and Clyde were still in the middle of making out "Clyde" he said again, once again being ignored.
Marionette closed his eyes and took a deep breath...
"CLYDE!" He yelled, startling the rabbit.
Clyde nearly jumped out of his fur as he and Bonnie finally separated for the first time since walking out onto the stage...
"Wha-?!" He exclaimed in a panicked tone as he looked around
"Clyde, your first question... What is Bonnie's favorite way to sleep?" Marionette asked
"That ones easy" Clyde started "In her underwear and one of my shirts" he continued with a successful smile on his face, Bonnie blushed a deep shade of red as the whole audience ''Ooh'd''
Marionette pinched his forehead and shook his head...
"Clyde, I don't mean what does she wear when she sleeps..." Marionette started "I mean what position does she like to sleep in" he continued
"Oh" Clyde said in embarrassment "On her side with one arm tucked underneath her pillow" he continued
*Ding*
A loud ding was heard letting Clyde know that he got the answer right...
"Correct" Marionette said in a tone that already said he was done with this special "Moving on to Freddy" he continued "Freddy, your question is... What is Polly's favorite thing to do in her free time?" He asked
Freddy glanced at Polly before replying...
"She likes reading... Like I do" Freddy replied
*Ding*
"And you are correct!" Marionette exclaimed, Freddy gave a single nod and smile "Alright, moving on" he continued "Brent, your question is... Who is Cheeks favorite Disney character?" He asked
"Simba from The Lion King" Brent replied
*Ding*
"And you are correct!" Marionette exclaimed "Next question is for Foxy!" He exclaimed "Foxy, who taught Chica how to kickbox?" He asked
"Her father" Foxy replied
*Ding*
"And you are correct!" Marionette exclaimed "Guys, you're on a roll! Can Damien give you all a clean sweep?" He asked, the four guys who already answered looked at Damien who nervously chuckled "Damien, What is Beth's favorite color?" He asked, Damien looked at Beth who was staring at him as she waited for the answer
"B...l...u...e?" Damien said curiously, everything stayed quite for several seconds before...
*Ding*
"And you are correct!" Marionette exclaimed, the audience started cheering as Damien sighed in relief "Ladies, are you ready to see if you know your men as well as they do you?" He asked, the females nodded "Alright, then our next question is for Bonnie" he continued "Bonnie, same question Clyde was given, how does Clyde like to sleep?" He asked
"On his stomach with his but in the air" Bonnie replied
*Ding*
"And you are correct!" Marionette exclaimed
"What kind of question is that though?" Bonnie asked "You couldn't think of any other question besides that one?" She continued
"No, now moving on" Marionette started "Polly, what does Freddy like to do in his free time?" He asked
"I think Freddy answered that already, he likes reading" Polly replied
*Ding*
"And you're correct!" Marionette exclaimed "Freddy, next time don't answer her question for her" he continued
"Hey, it's not my fault, I didn't know we were going to be given the same question" Freddy said
"Sure you didn't" Marionette said
"But I-" Freddy was saying before being interrupted
"Whatever, moving on" Marionette started "Cheek, who is Brent's favorite Disney character?" He asked
"Woody from Toy Story" Cheek replied
*Ding*
"And you are correct!" Marionette exclaimed, Brent nodded approvingly as Cheek glanced at him "Next question is for Chica" he continued "Since Foxy doesn't do kickboxing, we had to come up with a somewhat different question for you" he explained
"Ok" Chica said as she nodded
"So, your question is... Who trained Foxy how to sword fight?" Marionette asked
"That would be his Uncle Jack" Chica replied
*Ding*
"And you are correct!" Marionette exclaimed "And finally, Beth" he continued "What is Damien's favorite color?" He asked
"Green" Beth replied
*Ding*
"And you are correct!" Marionette exclaimed "So ladies, you did better than I expected" he continued
"What is that supposed to mean?" Polly asked
"Did you not think we knew simple stuff like our boyfriends favorite color or what they like to do in their free time?" Bonnie asked
"No...I-uh" Marionette nervously stuttered
"You what?" Cheek said curiously
"I...I- it's time for the next round!" Marionette exclaimed "None of you have missed a question yet, can you keep the streak alive?!" He asked "Starting this round with, Clyde!" He exclaimed "Clyde, what is Bonnie's mothers name?" He asked, Clyde froze as he stared ahead, after several seconds he slowly turned to look at Bonnie, who had her arms crossed and an expectant look on her face.
"Uh..." Clyde started "K-e-l-l-y?" He replied a little unsure
*Buzzer*
"Nope!" Marionette exclaimed
"You don't remember my mothers name?!" Bonnie yelled as she slapped at Clyde's arm
"The correct answer is, Betty" Marionette replied "Ouch, lets see if Freddy can do any better" he continued "Freddy, Polly enjoys reading, what is her favorite book?" He asked
"Charlotte's Web" Freddy replied
*Buzzer*
"And you are incorrect!" Marionette exclaimed
"Wait, what?!" Freddy said confused "I could've sworn you told me Charlotte's Web is favorite book" he continued
"No, I told you Charlotte's Web was a book my mom read me when I was a little cub" Polly replied "My favorite book is To Kill a Mocking Bird" she continued before crossing her arms, Freddy nervously rubbed the back of his neck
"Moving right along, Brent, your up!" Marionette exclaimed "What is Cheek's favorite flavor of ice cream?" He asked
"Chocolate" Brent replied
*Buzzer*
"Nope!" Marionette exclaimed, Brent looked surprised at this
"Are you serious?" He asked as he looked from Marionette to Cheek who was staring at him
"My favorite ice cream is strawberry" Cheek replied
"Oh, my bad" Brent said before letting out a nervous chuckle
"You guys are doing awful!" Marionette exclaimed "Lets see if Foxy can break the curse!" He continued "What is Chica's favorite movie series?" He asked
"Uh..." Foxy started as he glanced over to Chica before looking back at Marionette "I know tis" He continued as he thought about his answer "Twilight?" He replied
*Buzzer*
"Incorrect!" Marionette exclaimed
"Twilight?!" Chica exclaimed
"So... Tats not it?" Foxy asked, Chica shook her head before looking away from him
"Fellas, you guys are doing...awful" Marionette said
"It's your fault" Freddy said
"Hey, you can't blame me because you guy don't know anything about your girlfriends" Marionette said, the audience "Ooh'd" at that "Unlike all of you, I actually got to know my girl" he continued
"Blow up dolls don' count as girls" Foxy said, the audience broke out into laughter.
Marionette stood there with an unamused look on his face...
"Your insults aren't as clever as Randy's" He said in a pouty tone
"Maybe not, bu' at least I be tryin" Foxy replied
"Whatever, moving on to Damien" Marionette said "Damien, what is Beth's favorite season in the year?" He asked
"Spring?" Damien said curiously
*Buzzer*
"Nope, just like the other four guys" Marionette said
"Oh, dang" Damien said before looking at Beth
"My favorite season is fall" Beth said
"I'm sorry" Damien apologized
"It's ok" Beth said with a smile
"You're not mad?" Marionette asked, Beth shook her head "That's no fun" he continued "Lets just... Move on to the ladies" he said "Bonnie, same question I asked Clyde... What's his mothers-" he was asking before being cut off
"-Judith" Bonnie said, staring at Clyde as she did, Clyde nervously looked at her...
*Ding*
"And you are correct!" Marionette exclaimed "Clyde, learn your girlfriend's moms name" he continued "Moving on, Polly, what is Freddy's favorite book?" He asked
"War and Peace" Polly replied
*Ding*
"And you are correct!" Marionette exclaimed
"How did you know that?" Freddy asked
"I'm your girlfriend, I'm supposed to" Polly replied
"Girls seem to know more about the boys than the boys do the girls" Marionette said "Lets see if Cheek can keep it going" he continued "Cheek, what is Brent's favorite flavor of ice cream?" He asked
"Vanilla" Cheek replied
*Ding*
"Correct!" Marionette exclaimed
"Now I feel like a jerk for not knowing yours" Brent said
"Well, you know it now" Cheek replied
"Moving on, Chica, what is Foxy's favorite movie series?" Marionette asked
"Pirates of the Caribbean" Chica replied
*Ding*
"Of course it is!" Marionette exclaimed "Bro, Twilight?" He said curiously to Foxy "Nobody likes those movies" he finished
"Sorry, geez" Foxy said
"And lastly for round two, Beth!" Marionette started "What is Damien's favorite season of the year?" He asked
"Summer" Beth replied
*Ding*
"Correct!" Marionette exclaimed "Moving on to round three!" He continued "Clyde, what is Bonnie's favorite song?" He asked
"Firework by Katy Perry" Clyde replied
*Buzzer*
"Nope!" Marionette exclaimed
"Why would a Katy Perry song be my favorite song?!" Bonnie exclaimed
"I-I don't know, I thought you liked that song" Clyde replied
"Clyde, my man, you really suck at this!" Marionette exclaimed
"Shut up!" Clyde exclaimed, Marionette grinned at him
"Freddy, you're up" Marionette said as he looked from Clyde to Freddy "Freddy, what was Polly's favorite subject in school?" He asked
"English" Freddy replied
*Buzzer*
"Wrong!" Marionette exclaimed
"You're joking" Freddy said
"Nope!" Marionette replied, Freddy looked at Polly who now looked more annoyed with him "Brent, lets see if you can somehow manage to actually keep your girlfriend" he continued
"Shut up and ask the question" Brent said, getting more and more fed up as minutes passed
"Brent, how old was Cheek when she got her first kiss?" Marionette asked, Brent looked at him surprised when he asked the question
"You can't be serious with that question" Brent said
"Yep, I am" Marionette replied, Brent rubbed his forehead and shook his head at the ridiculous question
"I don't know, twelve?" He reluctantly replied
*Buzzer*
"Twelve?!" Cheek exclaimed as she slapped Brent's shoulder
"Hey, what did I say?!" Brent asked
"What, do you think I wasn't attractive enough to get someone to kiss me before I was twelve?!" Cheek exclaimed
"N-no I didn't mean it like that!" Brent replied
"Things are starting to get interesting!" Marionette exclaimed "Foxy, your turn!"
"I don' know if I want ta play tis anymore" Foxy said
"Too bad!" Marionette exclaimed "Foxy, what is Chica's favorite kind of pizza?" He asked, Foxy stood there a minute thinking before replying
"Cheese and pepperoni?" He replied
*Buzzer*
"Wrong!" Marionette exclaimed
"I've told you a million times that my favorite pizza is pepperoni, sausage, and green pepper" Chica said "You never listen to me" she continued
"Come on, Chica, it's just stupid pizza toppings" Foxy said, as he did everyone gasped and went wide eyed as they stared at him and Chica.
"J-just stupid pizza toppings?" Chica said in a low, but angry voice.
"Uh... Chica?" Foxy said curiously
"They aren't just stupid pizza toppings!" Chica yelled in Foxy's face, Foxy fell down to the floor and stared up at Chica in shock.
Chica stood there, eye twitching, as she glared down at her boyfriend...
"Dang, Foxy messed up" Clyde muttered
"Oh, and you didn't?!" Bonnie exclaimed
"What?" Clyde said curiously
"Don't act like you don't know my moms name!" Bonnie exclaimed "And for someone reason think that I love Katy Perry!" She continued
"Come on, it was an honest mistake" Clyde said
"Forgetting your girlfriends moms name is an honest mistake?!" Bonnie yelled
"It could happen!" Clyde replied
"And you, thinking its ok not to know the simplest things about me!" Polly yelled at Freddy
"Polly, you're over reacting here" Freddy said
"I am not!" Polly exclaimed "I told you my favorite subject in school was science!" She continued
"So, I forgot, big deal" Freddy replied
"It is a big deal when it's obvious that you don't listen to me!" Polly yelled
"And why do you think I was twelve before I got my first kiss?!" Cheek asked
"Because I don't know when you got your first kiss and it was a guess!" Brent replied
"And twelve was the first number that came to mind?!" Cheek asked
"Yes, it was!" Brent replied "It's just a stupid number, I don't care how old you where when you got your first kiss!" He continued
"Oh, you don't?!" Cheek exclaimed
Marionette stood with a smile on his face as he watched the couples argue...
Damien and Beth looked at each other before looking back at all of the others...
"Hey!" Beth yelled, no one listened "Hey!" She repeated only to once again be ignored
"HEY!" Damien yelled as loud as he could, finally silencing everyone
"It's Valentines day, the day you and your significant other are supposed to celebrate the love you share for each other" Beth started "Not argue and yell at each other because someone doesn't know what the other persons favorite subject in school was, or how old someone was when they got their first kiss" she continued
"Look, we're out of here" Damien started "We don't want that Nightmare cooking, boat ride date" he continued "We're going to grab a bite to eat and go see a movie, so we'll see you all...eventually" he finished before taking Beth's paw
"Good luck" Beth said before her and Damien walked off the stage and out of the studio, everyone else stood in silence.
"They're right" Brent said before looking at Cheek "I don't like arguing with you, especially not about stupid stuff like this" he continued
"I don't like arguing with you either" Cheek said before hugging Brent, the audience awed at that
"Come on, I'm going to by you a six foot tall teddy bear and take you out to dinner" Brent said as he extended his arms towards Cheek, she giggled and took it before the two walked off stage and out of the studio.
"Chica, I guess I was'a bit of'a jerk" Foxy said "Do ye want ta get out'a here?" He asked, Chica smiled and nodded
"Yes, yes I do" She replied before taking Foxy's hand and walking off the stage with him.
"Wait, all of you guys can't just leave... We're in the middle of a show" Marionette said
"Take your show and stuff it" Freddy said "You tried ruining our relationships, on Valentines day" he continued
"Yeah, we're leaving" Polly said before grabbing Freddy's arm and pulling him towards the exit.
Marionette watched as they disappeared out the exit, before looking back at Bonnie and Clyde.
"We'll I guess-" Marionette was saying before stopping when Bonnie and Clyde continued on with their make out session from earlier "And of course" he said "Do you know what, I'm done, specials over, I'm leaving" he finished before taking the mic off of his top, dropping it, and walking towards the exit.
Bonnie and Clyde continued their make out session as everyone in the audience started leaving too, eventually leaving the two rabbits alone in the studio.
(Poll: Which of these five Total Drama couples is your favorite?)
So I decided to write this chapter in place of a chapter of Total Drama Before Fazbear, just as another bonus holiday special.
I know Valentines day was three days ago, but decided late in the week that I actually wanted to write a chapter like this.
It's kinda short, but figured it would be something fun to write.
So I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next week when I pick Total Drama Before Fazbear back up!
