Good Evening, Creepers

If only I knew Discord could rip open dimensions, he would try that on Sonic. God. Of course the bitchhog would send the draconequess into the black hole instead, before destroying the dimension... oh well, what's done is done. No one can stop the Smooze? Pft, Sonic. God would just add water, duh! Not a suitable ending? Fine, Smooze would eat the chaos emeralds, but it would explode due to overheating! What's that? Rainbow Power/ Elements of harmony? Oh nose, you're going to kill a God with a gay rainbow! Grow up, he'll just use the chaos emeralds to reverse the effect on it! (He did that to Celestia's 'to the moon' beam, making her end up on the sun)


Pasta With The Creeps

Chapter 28/ Segata Storm part 5

Evil with a Capital Why

The very next day, Joking Kat was still trapped in Sonic. God's Purgatory Cage. She stood in front of Homicidal Lui's body. Lui didn't survive the God's test last night. Bite marks were pierced through the skull, thanks to the robotic piranhas.

"What am I supposed to eat for breakfast," Kat muttered.

Then a voice called out to her. She looked up and growled at Sonic. God. He snickered, before saying, "You can have Lui's dead body for breakfast!"

"Ew gross," Kat said in disgust. "Can you at least move his body, it's attracting flies," she finished.

"Nope," Sonic. God flatly said, before teleporting away.

Joking Kat grumbled, before walking to the other side of the cage. She sat down and thought of her boyfriend. "Jack, please help," she cried.

Later that day, Korbyn was with Jeff and Ms. Pencilneck. The three stood in front of the Church of Malone. "I'm still not sure about this," Jeff cautiously said.

"Come on, we can't let Sonic's lie about him being God stop us," Korbyn said.

"I guess so," Jeff sighed.

Jeff began to lead the trio towards the church. Suddenly, Sonic. God appeared in front of them. Jeff shook in fear, as Korby and Ms. P forcefully bowed down to their new God. The God turned around and noticed the church.

Sonic. God took out his white chaos emerald. The aura of the emerald shined and reflected onto the Church of Malone. There was a sudden blinding flash. Once the Creeps opened their eyes, they saw their church was altered. Jeff was a little disgusted at the site.

The church was now fixed to perfection. The giant cross on the top was replaced with a wooden Chaos Emerald. All banners and crystallized portraits of anything Christ related, was completely replaced by an image of Sonic. Inside, all Bibles were replaced with instruction manuals to Sonic '06! For the first time in forever, the church bells rung loud. The church bells were obviously off tune. The sound of them made Jeff, Korbyn and Ms. Pencilneck cringe.

"Much better," Sonic. God gloated.

"This- this isn't right," Jeff stuttered.

"Hey, I'm the God here, and you shall be worshiping me," Sonic. God growled.

The hedgehog then grabbed Ms. Pencilneck. "Since you still haven't learned your lesson from yesterday, I'm taking your girlfriend to the Purgatory Cage!"

"We are not dating," Ms. P and Jeff said together, before blushing a bit.

Jeff sighed, before opening his mouth. Before he could speak, Sonic. God was gone with her. The boy hung his head in shame.


Sonic. God was on top of the Purgatory Cage with Ms. Pencilneck. He used chaos control making Ms. P disappear, and reappear inside the cage. Sonic. God quickly used his white emerald to have magic surround the cage. "See you tonight, ladies," the God snickered, before teleporting away.

Joking Kat stood up and went over to the succubus. "What are you waiting for, use your magic," Kat said.

Ms. Pencilneck began to chant, summoning purple aura in her hands.

"Trapped is not what we want to be, so please allow use to be free," Ms. Pencilneck said.

The succubus fired a purple ball, before firing it at the cage. No one could see in or out of the cage. The Creeps could only see up at the sky. The purple magic ball collided with a corner of the cage, before the ball puffed into smoke.

Ms. Pencilneck's magic had no effect on the cage, due to the chaos emerald's power.

"Well that didn't work," the succubus muttered.

"Well, a compromise doesn't exist here. Some Creep needs to stand up to Sonic, but who," Kat said.


Just as she said that, the Creep MARIO, walked up to PastaVille. He noticed the secured gate around the village. The Creeps placed it there to block out Slenderman and his Proxies. MARIO was safe enough to go around the forest. He went up to the guarded gate, before double jumping over the gate.

Sonic. EXE had the rest of the village summoned. Pinkamena stood in the far back behind Sonic. EXE. The hedgehog began to talk to the Creeps. Tails Doll cautiously floated next to him. Jack held Sally cose to him. He lost Kat, he wasn't going to risk losing Sally. She was like an adopted daughter to him.

"I am God, and if you dare question It, I'll send your most loved one into the Purgatory Cage," Sonic. EXE demanded.

In the back, Pinkamena sighed of relief. 'Thankfully, I already killed Rainbow Dash, and have nopony else,' she thought.

Sonic. EXE turned around, and Pinkamena quickly hopped into some bushes. Her blue eyes peeked out of the bushes. Sonic. EXE turned and saw his newest challenger, MARIO.

Sonic. EXE smirked as he walked over to MARIO. As he walked past the bushes, Pinkamena softly got out, still not seen by any creep. "Be careful," Tails Doll called out.

"I'll be fine," Sonic. EXE replied.

'I wasn't talking about you,' the robotic fox thought.

The hedgehog then rushed up to the undead plumber. MARIO punched the hedgehog directly in the nose, stopping him in his tracks. Sonic. EXE cringed as MARIO sweep kicked him off his feet. The hedgehog landed flat on the ground.

"What is going on," Sonic. EXE shouted, questioning his God powers.

Pinkamena saw this from a safe distance and noticed what was truly going on with Sonic. EXE's God powers. He was slowing down and seemed weaker to her.

Sonic sat on the ground, and looked up. His eyes grew wide as he saw a giant ball of fire in front of him. It was Mario, who was charging up his final smash.

"Wait, now I see a light," Sonic. EXE exclaimed, as he stared at Mario's fire blast.

"Walk towards it," Mario shouted, before firing the Mario Finale at the hedgehog.

The giant fire blast slammed directly on the God's whole body. "What the Hell," Sonic. EXE shouted as he was being engulfed in the flames.

The bystanders shielded their eyes from the smoke. No Creep could tell how much damage the hedgehog was taking. Once the smoke finally cleared, Sonic. EXE was nowhere to seen. Tails Doll used his psychic energy while looking at some dust.

"Oh no," Tails Doll muttered, being disappointed at his discovery.

The Creeps on the sidelines began to cheer. "He's dead," Laughing Jack pleaded.

"Yay," Pinkamena flatly said, with a small hint of Fluttershy, from a safe distance, without even jumping for joy. No Creep ever noticed that she was watching from afar.

Tails Doll's antenna blinked, before letting out a soft sigh. The robotic fox turned around at MARIO. Tails Doll glared in grief as he saw Sonic. God! The God stood behind MARIO, and before the undead plumber could be warned by the Creeps, Sonic. God did a karate chop. The God smacked MARIO's left leg, easily breaking a bone. As MARIO tumbled down, Sonic. God reverted in a spinball, before spinning straight through the torso.

"Mama Mia," MARIO gaged out, before fainting. He had a large hole in the middle of his body.

Pinkamena placed her head down as she rushed back into hiding. Tails Doll seemed disappointed as he witnessed his master surviving that blast and easily defeating MARIO. Sonic. God turned his attention on the Creeps who were watching the whole thing. He noticed that they were filled with shock.

"The author watches Death Battle, and I won that battle, what else did you expect," Sonic. God flatly asked.

"And I defeated Luigi," Tails Doll said.

"Nobody cares," Sonic. God grumbled, shushing his secondhand man.

Widemouth stared at Sonic's God form and was a little love struck. Widemouth was a gay furry, after all. Which explains why Widemouth wasn't attracted to Pinkamena, after she stitched his scars up. Jill took notice of this, and slapped him, snapping the furry out of it.

Widemouth looked down and saw Lonliness sleeping peacefully. Widemouth picked up his pet and cuddled it. 'It's no Grinny,' Widemouth muttered.

Sonic. God turned to the Creeps. "What are you still doing here," Sonic God growled, scaring the Creeps away. They all scrambled across PastaVille.

Tails Doll caught a glimpse of Sally's frightened face, before Jack picked her up and carried her back home. Tails Doll looked back at his master, and saw that he was back in his normal form.

"Aren't you taking this a bit to far," Tails Doll asked.

"Come now, where's your spirit?"


After Jack carried Sally back home, Jack and Sally rested on the couch. A few seconds passed, before they heard soft knocking on the door. Sally got up and answered the door. She was frightened when she saw Tails Doll, who was floating in the door frame.

Ghost Sally let out a soft scream, as Jack rushed up to the door. Sally was scared, as Jack stood pissed.

"It's OK, I just want to know, what is your purpose. I mean, what makes you two go on doing good, instead of your being, you know, evil," Tails Doll asked, as he continued to float around.

"Easy, after finding someone special, I managed to calm down! I was only killing, because the Grossmans were," Jack said. He then frowned after mentioning the dead Grossmans.

Sally then spoke up, "Well, I like the Earth, from it's plants to it's people to it's birds! I like everything, except you-know-who." Sally didn't dare to mention Sonic.

"Isn't there anything on this world you want to save," Sally asked the robot.

Tails Doll was stumped as he softly land on the doormat. The robot thought deeply. "I'm a robot created by Dr. Robotnik, used for racing! Later on down the road, I became a curse! I have no other purpose in life, but to serve Sonic. EXE and kill people who dare to play Sonic R," Tails Doll said.

"Nobody plays that crap anymore," Jack said.

"You need to go out and find a different purpose and something you like about this world," Sally added.

"I'll try," Tails Doll said, rolling his robotic eyes.

"I feel empty now and before we know it our God will force the humans into practicing filicide."

"Come on, I'll help you," Sally said.

Much to Jack's dismay, Sally grabbed hold of Tails Doll. Tails Doll noticed Jack was filled with worry. "She'll be fine, I promise! She's a freaking ghost, and I only harm those who mess with our God or play Sonic R," Tails Doll said to Jack.

"Fine, just be back in an hour," Jack sighed.

With that, Sally squealed, before dragging Tails Doll away.

"We'll find you a purpose," Sally cheered. "Let's start with something easy."

Tails Doll and Sally stood in front of a bowling alley. They saw Jill walking past them. Tails Doll began to take action. He took out a gun and fired it aimlessly countless times in the air.

"Bowling! Bowling here! Get your bowling! Who's ready? Bowling," the robot shouted, while rapidly firing the gun in the air.

This only made Jill scream and run away from the robot.

"Let's try something else," Sally said, not wanting to give up on the robot.

"Do you like plays, you could get a part time job at Candle Cove with Skin Taker," Sally asked.

"No thanks, those plays suck," Tails Doll said.

Tails Doll and Sally walked off and went towards the local McDonalds, that was only used once. They would have went into the Fazbear Dinner, but it mysteriously vanished. They went inside the restaurant, and didn't see Ronald McDonald.

"Maybe you are programmed to also cook food," Sally requested.

Tails Doll floated towards the kitchen area. Sally walked up to the counter. "All you need to do, is cook me a Kids Meal, easy."

Not even 2 minutes passed, when suddenly a fire started in the kitchen. Tails Doll grabbed Sally and escaped the McDonalds. Just as the Creeps exited the restaurant, it exploded.

As Tails Doll placed the ghost girl down, Sally asked, "What happened?"

Tails Doll sighed before saying, "I was frying up some chicken nuggets, when I dropped a spatula into the fryer. Don't ask how, but that somehow caused the fire."

"We got to keep trying," Sally said.

Soon, Sally and Tails lied on the grass. They were in viewing distance of Jack's home. The two were busy cloud watching. Sally pointed to a cloud in the shape of a dinosaur.

"How about that cloud, what does it remind you of," Sally asked.

"A cloud," Tails Doll shrugged.

"No, what does it symbolize to you," Sally asked.

"Something white."

"You are saying that cloud doesn't remind you of a dinosaur?"

"Must be some sloppy dinosaur," Tails sighed.

Sally nodded, before pointing to a cloud in the perfect shape of a dolphin. "How about that one," the ghost asked.

Tails Doll stood up, and shrugged. "I have no clue. Each cloud looks the same to me."

Sally slowly got on her feet. The ghost patted the robotic fox on the back. "You have a different purpose, we just need to look harder," Sally said.

"There's got to be something you can do instead of racing and serving Sonic. EXE," Sally said.

After hearing Sally say that, Tails Doll snapped. The robotic fox growled as he floated into the air.

"Do you really think I actually like serving God? Nonstop he's killing innocent people and now he's torturing people who don't believe in him! Hell, he even destroyed an orphanage! Forget making parents commit filicide-," Tails Doll ranted.

"Question, what does filicide mean," Sally interrupted.

"It means murdering your own children!"

"But, hedgehog's already eat their own babies! Or hoglets, if you want to be pacific," Sally questioned.

"Sure they do, next your going to tell me they get cancer and rabies! Hedgehogs then also poop while running! Finally, they eat shit and rub it on their backs," Tails Doll sarcastically said.

"Um, actually, they do!"

"How do you know so much about hedgehogs?"

"Me and Jack have been reading up on them, trying to find a weakness. You do not want to know what we found out about an echidna's genitals."

"Whatever! Instead of that, he'll be torturing the pansexuals, because they aren't normal and can't make up their mind! I don't want that! Next thing you know, the God will torture people with autism," Tails Doll growled.

It was no doubt that Tails Doll was sick and tired of serving this God. Sally was trembling with fear as he listed other horrific actions that Sonic. EXE isn't afraid of doing. A few tears went down the ghost girl's face. Tails stopped ranting as he saw he was scaring the little girl.

Tails Doll floated back down to Sally and said, "At least Zalgo had morality as God. At least Slenderman only does the job of Grim Reaper, because it's his duty. Sonic on the other hand, has no morality! You know what I mean? I don't want to serve a God that is this evil!"

"But, you- you used to murder people, too," Sally cried.

"Only because it's my curse! I don't anymore, because nobody plays Sonic R anymore! That's why I have nothing but to serve him," Tails Doll replied.

Tails Doll made a smile at the ghost, making her give a small smile back. "I will stop at nothing to find something else to do in life, besides serving that damn hedgehog," Tails said.

Sally felt better, knowing that she managed to help reform Tails Doll.

"All I know is, hedgehogs are immune to any venom," Tails Doll sighed. "That doesn't help much."

She then gasped as she saw Sonic. God behind Tails Doll. "Behind you," Sally called out.

Just as Tails Doll turned around to the God, Sonic. God grabbed hold of the robot. Tails Doll struggled to be released from the God's grip. Sonic. God just smirked as he tightened his clutch on Tails Doll's neck.

"You know, I would take Sally to the Purgatory Cage, but she's a ghost! None of my obstacles would be able to kill her. You on the other hand, will fit just fine," Sonic. God stated.

In a flash Sonic. God and Tails Doll were out of Sally's sight. She rushed back inside Jack's home, crying up a storm.


Meanwhile, Sonic. God stood on top of the Purgatory Cage, while holding Tails Doll. "I really should thank you! Without you, I would have never thought of the Purgatory Cage! I even have new ideas to do to the humans, thanks to you," Sonic. God laughed.

The God then used chaos control to teleport Tails Doll into the Purgatory Cage, along with Ms. Pencilneck and Joking Kat. Tails Doll looked back up at the God and growled.

"There has been nothing good you have done since you got Zalgo's power," Tails Doll grunted.

Sonic. God just laughed at him. "I helped decrease the population! The Earth is overpopulated! Less population, more opportunity for others! I even was nice enough to give Mr. Slender thousands of new Proxies," Sonic. God stated.

Before anymore threats could be made, the God teleported away from the Purgatory Cage. Tails Doll looked around the cage and sW the girls, Ms. Pencilneck and Joking Kat. The girls surrounded the robotic doll. The girls were angry at the doll.

"Look, I'm sorry for whatever Sonic is putting you through! I just wish there was something else in my programming," Tails Doll said.

"If you say so," Ms. Pencilneck started.

"For now, we need to find a way to get out of this cage," Joking Kat finished.

Later that night, Tails Doll, Ms. Pencilneck and Joking Kat sat inside the Purgatory Cage. They were ready for any task Sonic. God would throw down at them. Tails Doll continued to stare at his cellmates. Suddenly the image of Sonic. God flashed in the robot's eyes.

'You, you horrid little hedgehog,' Tails Doll grumbled.

Suddenly a voice announcer echoed throughout the cage. "Unlimited Colors!"

Ms. Pencilneck looked at the cage and saw that the emerald's aura was rapidly glowing.

"Laser," a voice called out.

Then, blue lasers shot out from each of the cage's corners. Tails Doll start to float over the lasers. Ms. Pencileck was about to use her magic, but then she remember it had no effect on the chaos emeralds. The succubus cautiously stepped over one of the blue lasers. Meanwhile, Joking Kat climbed up the cage. She was on higher ground, so the laser had no way getting to her. The three creeps were relieved to see the lasers turn off.

"Hover," a voice called out.

The creeps were surprised as they fell gravity flying on their face. Tails Doll lost control of his hover, as he fly directly upward. The robot's head smashed hard against the top of the cage. This caused his antenna to break off.

Joking Kat felt gravity trying to send her up instead of down. She held onto the side of the cage, which she climbed. She quickly let go of the cage and flew towards the top of the cage. She stretched out her arms and reached for the top of the cage. She was now hanging from the top of the Purgatory Gate.

Ms. Pencilneck allowed the emerald's power to lift her off the ground. The witch flew towards the top of the cage. Once near the top, she quickly grabbed onto Tails and Kat. She had a tight grip on the two creeps.

"Sonic is using powers from the time he saved the wisps from Eggman's carnival in space," Tails Doll stated to the girls, referring to the game, Sonic Colors.

After he said that, he felt gravity reverting back to normal. Tails Doll grabbed the girls and managed to slowly place the creeps back on the ground. "I fear that one of us want survive the next power," the fox muttered.

As he continued to drop the creeps onto the floor, he heard the voice announcer again.

"Spikes," the voice called out.

Suddenly metal spikes covered the entire base of the floor! Tails Doll thought fast and quickly carried the girls onto the walls of the cage. The robotic fox shook and twitched, as he allowed the creeps to hold onto the cage.

"I'm sorry, this is as-fa..far as I can go," Tails Doll said.

The robot malfunctioned at the spot. Ms. Pencilneck reached out to grab the robot, but it's no use. The robot closed it's robotic eyes, before free falling down. Tails Doll landed hard on the metal spikes below. The spikes pierced straight through the robot's body, in the arms, legs, head and torso. Due to being a robot, no bleed was shed, but he still fell apart into a dozen pieces.

The girls began to climb down as the spikes went back into the ground. They waited a few moments, but it seemed that the God's tests were finished for the night.


Meanwhile, Jeff the Killer was frowning. He stood in front of the Church of Malone, which was altered to praise Sonic. He had no one else to lose, so he casually walked inside the church.

The sinner quickly peed over a power outlet! He quickly plugged in a lamp, causing an electrical fire. Jeff quickly left the wrong church, as it lifted into flames. Jeff stood back from a safe distance and watched the corrupted church burn to the ground.

The boy quickly grew devilish grin. The image of the burning church glued into his eyes. He finally happy, now that he destroyed the church. Sonic. God flew over and saw the destruction. "An electrical fire? Oh well, shit happens," the God shrugged.

Jeff laughed on the inside as he got away with burning down the church. He had his full evil grin back. He took out the dagger he used to indirectly kill Jane with. He smiled at the knife, before licking some of Jane's blood off it. Jeff was back to being his good ol' crazy self!

Pinkamena was sleeping in some nearby bushes, so the God wouldn't be able to find her. She slowly opened her eyes as the spark of the flames shined in her eyes. She took a peek out of the bushes and shivered as she saw the back of Sonic. God. The pink pony then took notice of the burning church. What caught her most attention was the psychotic smile on Jeff's face.

"Now, that's a smile," she flatly commented.

Her hair puffed back for a few seconds. She glanced up at her cotton hair, and growled as she quickly combed it down with her bare hooves. "What's that noise," Sonic. God asked, as he turned around.

The pink pony was careful enough to not make any noise. SHe sweated as she stared back at the God. Luckily, the God didn't catch sight of her, because it was too dark and he was too far away. Hedgehogs are practically blind, after all. He also couldn't smell her, because Pinkamena was covered with dirt.

As he turned back to his burning church, Pinkamena quickly hid back into the bush. "Please tell me, it's over," she whispered to herself.

"Power is an illusion, absolute power is a seamless illusion"


That's TWICE I destroyed a church in a fanfic, and I am terribly sorry if you are offended by this. YOU guys choose if Jeff was in the right, because I don't want to get involved in an argument over religion, not making that mistake again.

Tails Doll's actions didn't come from nowhere, it was hinted at for the past few chapters.

I'd like to thank Matt, once again, for our little biology lesson about hedgehogs.

*My personal favorite part was that Simpsons reference :)

Good Night