Frozen x Tangled fanfiction chapter 29
I do not own Frozen or tangled or the characters involved
The boat was loaded up with many cases of clothes, food, and other useful travel items, ready for the newly wedded Queen Elsa and King Kapre to begin their honeymoon. Elsa was sitting in the garden with a cup of tea in her hand, staring off into the sky, lost in thought, her mind running over the recent events. Durion, the almost end of the world. . . . Meeting the love of her life. . . .
A warm, soft hand was placed upon her shoulder, bringing her back into reality. She looked up to see Kapre and gave a small smile. She placed her hand on top of his.
"I was just told where we're going on our honeymoon." Kapre sat next to Elsa in their favorite spot of the castle.
Elsa put her tea down and faced her husband. "Yes. Sorry for the short notice, but there's a special place I'd like to take you."
"A special place?"
"Yes; it's a family tradition to visit this place for the honeymoon of new couples of the royal family, and around this time of year a wonderful scene takes place, and I didn't want you to miss it. . . . Is this okay?"
Kapre leaned forward and kissed Elsa on the cheek. "Of course it's okay."
They both smiled, until Elsa came to a realization. "Kapre—have you seen Anna? I didn't want to leave without saying goodbye to my sister."
"According to the guards, Anna has already left with Kristoff on THEIR honeymoon."
Elsa frowned; something didn't seem right. "Anna would never just leave without saying anything to me."
"The guards knew you would think something odd about this and said they were in a rush and there's no need to worry."
"Hmm." Elsa still didn't feel right about this, and it showed on her worried face.
"Don't worry, Elsa—it's Anna! You know—the one who ended the war and saved the world? I'm sure she'll be fine."
"I guess." Though it was true that Anna was more than capable of looking after herself even with the loss of her powers, Elsa was her big sister; it was normal for her to worry.
After a brief moment and a few words to put Elsa's mind at ease, they finally boarded the ship and began sailing to their destination.
Upon arrival, Elsa walked into the night and onto the small island that seemed to give a strange glow, and inhaled the fresh air. "I haven't been here in a long time, not since I was a little girl."
The guards carried Elsa's and Kapre's belongings and followed her. Kapre stepped out and stood there in awe as he took in the scenery before him. The trees were glowing slightly and the water around the edges of the island was also glowing, but a little more brightly.
"It's . . . amazing," Kapre managed to say at last.
Elsa laughed. "It's known as the Island of Light. The trolls from Arendelle originated from here before moving to be closer to the kingdom."
"Why is everything glowing? Is it safe?"
"The water is pure, but normal water; it's the aura the island gives off. It causes it to glow. The plants on this island live off the water, so they glow too," Elsa explained.
"And if we . . . drink the water?" asked Kapre uncertainly.
"We'll glow, too," Elsa replied. She giggled at the expression on Kapre's face.
"Wow."
Kapre and the guards followed Elsa to the nearest inn. They reached the desk, and a man with an odd look on his face greeted them.
"Hello . . . welcome to the Night Light," said the man. He still had that funny expression, as though he had seen something odd just a little while earlier.
"Okay. . . ." Elsa was a little creeped out, but continued, "What's the—"
"Most expensive room you have?" interrupted Kapre.
Elsa raised her eyebrows at him. "I was going to say 'best' room you have, but that is fine as well," she muttered under her breath.
The guys gave off an even weirder face. "You're not with THEM, are you?" he said in a panicky voice.
"Them?" Elsa questioned, confused.
"Yeah—this big guy and a small but CRAZY woman came in here earlier and asked for the same room! All I did was suggest a more affordable room, and the woman went ballistic! Totally crazy! How was I supposed to know they were royalty?!"
Elsa and Kapre stood there in silence. The guy at the desk looked back and forth between the two for an answer of some kind, but got nothing.
"There're three royal suites that come with service and all the access to the island's facilities and activities. How long do you plan on staying?" he said finally.
"One month," said Elsa.
The guy got a little more nervous. "Very well, it'll be—"
A guard placed a large amount of gold on the desk.
"This . . . will do just fine." The guys got out his log book and a fancy quill. "Names?"
"King Kapre and Queen Elsa," replied Kapre.
The man wrote their names down. "I'm sorry about my behavior," he said as he finished writing. "Oh, sorry! I forgot to write where you come from."
"Arendelle," Elsa said simply.
The guy's eye twitched and he screamed and ran off, yelling, "I quit!" as he slammed the exit door.
Another man ran over quickly and bowed. "Our sincerest apologies. Do enjoy your stay." He handed Kapre the key to their room. And with that, Elsa and Kapre left, speechless at what they had just witnessed.
On the way to their room, the only thing they managed to do was get lost in the massive hallways.
"Is there a map or something?" asked Kapre.
Elsa looked around a spotted one on the wall. They walked over and Kapre snapped his fingers; a gentle flame grew there. He held it up to the map to see better.
"So we're HERE," he said, pointing to a spot on the map that said "You are here." "We have to go to lefts, up the stairs, and to the right to reach the royal rooms."
On they went, following the map's directions. They reached the final corner and turned it.
"This must be it!" said Elsa. And someone else said it at the exact time—though rather louder and more . . . exuberantly.
Elsa looked up and met eyes with someone else. "Anna?" she said in surprise.
"Elsa!" Anna exclaimed.
"What are you doing here?" the sisters asked together.
"Honeymoon," they replied to each other simply. They laughed.
Kapre came up behind Elsa and noticed the princess. "Anna? What are you doing here?"
"Honeymoon," Anna repeated. "It's family tradition . . . that's why we're both here! Mama and Papa would be laughing at us right now."
"They would!" Elsa agreed. Without even knowing it, both sisters had honored their parents by following tradition.
A loud male voice was heard coming up the stairs behind the group. "He pushed right past me, screaming about crazy people everywhere! Can you believe that guy?"
"Seriously, Eugene? He was probably having an off day!"
"After the year I've had, I don't need that kind of stress."
"It wasn't that bad. . . ."
"That bad?! I DIED! AGAIN! The world almost ENDED! I say no more! For the next month it's just you and me. . . ."
Rapunzel and Eugene appeared at the top of the stairs to meet the stares of Anna, Elsa, and Kapre.
". . . .And your cousins."
"Hey! What are you guys doing here?!" Anna hugged Rapunzel in a death grip as usual, and then put her down so that she could breathe again.
"Holiday. Mr. Stressful over there reckoned we needed one," Rapunzel replied, beaming at her younger cousin.
"Well, we do! Every time we go somewhere, something blows up in our faces, and we're stuck cleaning up the mess, but not this time! So . . . why are you guys here?"
"Honeymoon," Elsa and Anna answered together.
"Family tradition, of course!" Rapunzel laughed, as she understood the situation.
"Where's Kristoff?" asked Eugene, looking around for the ice man.
"He's in our room . . . I got lost again after we found it the first time," said Anna. Her face looked a little pink as she opened the door to her room, and everyone followed her in as the guards put Elsa and Kapre's belongings in their room, and the same with Rapunzel and Eugene.
"Anna! Where have you BEEN? It's been. . . ." Kristoff trailed off as he saw the excitement on Anna's face, a smile only visible when she saw one person. "Elsa's here, isn't she?" he said, raising his eyebrows.
"Yes! So are Kapre, Rapunzel, and Eugene!" Anna squealed, counting off the names on her finger. She moved aside as the rest of the group walked in through the door.
"Hey, buddy! Not-so long time, no see!" Eugene greeted Kristoff as he sat down on the couch. The ex-thief grabbed some of the complimentary chocolates and began snacking on them.
"Before you ask, they're here on holiday, and we're here for our honeymoon," Elsa pointed out.
"You know what? I knew something like this would happen, but it's better this way; we have more fun when we're together." Kristoff stood up and held Anna's hand.
"Very true," said Rapunzel, pulling Eugene off the couch.
"Hey! I was comfy!" he whined.
"We have our own room—leave theirs alone. We'll see you all later," said Rapunzel, and then dragged her husband out the door.
"Seeya!" Anna shouted, and then turned to Kristoff. "We should order room service!"
"Aaaand by room service you mean chocolate, right?"
"Yep! Eugene ate most of it."
"He ate one piece!"
"One piece I could've eaten!"
"All right! We'll order some room service."
"Yay!" Anna clapped her hands together, and Elsa took this as cue to leave.
"I'll leave you to your honeymoon." The queen smiled at her excited sister and left the room with Kapre.
"Strange that all of us are here on the same day," Kapre thought out loud as they opened the door to their room.
"It IS weird," Elsa agreed. "But stranger things have happened."
And they both agreed that this was very, very true.
The next day, Elsa lay on her usual ice layout with Kapre by her side, next to the shore and enjoying the sun whilst watching everyone else play in the water.
"No fair! I wasn't ready!" shouted Kristoff. Eugene had tackled the ice man into the water, and Kristoff was now getting all the sand and water out of his eyes.
"If everyone waited for you to be ready, Anna wouldn't even be married yet!" Eugene laughed.
Kristoff was not so happy. He picked up some seaweed and chased Eugene with it, threatening to put it in his hair.
"No! Stop! I was kidding! Sto—"
Kristoff had thrown it, and by his luck (not Eugene's) it landed in the ex-thief's mouth. Everyone burst into laughter as Eugene hunched over and began heaving like a hairball was caught in his throat.
"Good shot!" Anna stood next to her husband as her cousin ran over to help Eugene.
"Are you okay?" Rapunzel asked as Eugene wiped his face clean before looking back at a smirking Kristoff.
"It's on!" he shouted as he pointed his thumb to the ground. He then walked up the beach to get a towel.
"Oh, boy." Anna and Rapunzel knew exactly what was going to happen—their husbands are now at war.
The group decided to have a massive dinner together later that evening. They all sat around a table, looking over the menu.
"I'll have a salad." Elsa closed her menu and placed it on the table.
Anna eyed the dessert menu as usual, but decided that normal food would be better. "I'll have a steak! No! Pork! No! Yeah! Steak!" Anna closed hers and placed it down as well.
Kristoff was genuinely looking for something nice to eat, while Eugene was trying to out-order him, so-to-speak. "I'll have—" both boys said at the same time, then looked at each other, sharing their usual competitive stare.
"Waiter?" Eugene called out.
A man rushed over to his side "Is there a problem, sir?"
"Tell me—what's the spiciest dish this place serves?"
"That would be the curry, sir. But if you go off the menu, there's a spicier dish that uses the glowing chilies grown on this very island, but I do not recommend it."
"I'll take it!" Eugene handed his menu to the waiter.
"Me too!" Kristoff shouted and handed his over as well.
"You sure you can handle it—Ice Boy?" Eugene cracked his knuckles.
"I'm sure I'll be just fine, klunk pants," Kristoff retaliated.
"Klunk?" said Eugene.
"The sound of what poo makes when it falls onto the ground. It's what us 'Ice Boys' call it back in the mountains," Kristoff explained.
"Ewe," said Anna.
"Come on, guys! Can't we just have a nice dinner together?" Kapre asked, interrupting their little contest.
"You may have fire powers, but I bet you can't even handle the heat!" Eugene rolled his eyes.
"What?"
"You heard me, matchstick."
"Eugene!" Rapunzel placed her hands on her hips and glared at her husband.
"Okay, guess I'll have a go too," Kapre said as he also handed his menu over.
Kristoff and Eugene's smiles vanished.
"I guess I'll have a light soup, please?" Rapunzel sighed as she handed her menu over. The waiter collected the rest of the menus and went into the kitchen to inform the chef.
Silence came over the table as the three boys had a stare-off, waiting for their meals. Elsa and Rapunzel were not impressed at the immaturity their husbands were displaying, but Anna was VERY excited.
"Kristoff's gonna win," she said out loud.
Kristoff smiled at his wife's support.
". . . .Don't know about that," Elsa mumbled as she straightened her cutlery.
"What did you say?" Anna questioned her older sister.
"I said I don't know about that."
"What makes you say that?" Anna crossed her arms.
"Kapre's use to heat and fire; I just don't think it'll affect him like Eugene or Kristoff."
"So you think Kristoff can't handle it?" Anna was starting to get a little defensive.
"What about Eugene? What makes you think that he can't handle it either?" Rapunzel was also getting a bit wary.
"I didn't say they couldn't handle it—I just said that Kapre could handle it better," Elsa said as she placed a hand on Kapre's arm.
"Powers aren't everything! Eugene will for SURE handle it the best!"
"No, Kristoff will!" Anna exclaimed, now staring at Rapunzel.
"Nope."
"Yep!"
"I said no!"
"I said yes!"
The girls began arguing heatedly, Kristoff got a little nervous, Kapre was surprised, and Eugene sat back and smiled at the scene before him.
The meals came out and were placed in front of them. "This dish is called 'The Crying Dragon.' Please enjoy, and don't say I didn't warn you." Another tray was placed next to the spicy food containing water, milk, and bread.
"Complimentary of the head chef," the waiter said. Then he left.
The boys all grabbed their spoons, ready to eat their spicy meal. The girls were ready to cheer them on.
"Go!" Anna shouted, and the contest began.
The boys all began downing the hottest food their taste buds had ever encountered. Eugene and Kristoff's eyes began tearing up and their faces became red, but neither stopped nor slowed down. Kapre, on the other hand, seemed fine, just as Elsa had predicted.
"Come on, Kristoff! You can do it!" Anna exclaimed, cheering Kristoff on. Kristoff used the motivation to eat faster.
"Eugene! You can do it!" Rapunzel shouted at her husband, making him eat faster as well.
"Thought so," Elsa said as she began eating her salad. Kapre was taking his time, enjoying the meal.
"I bet if it were you eating it, you'd cave in straight away," Rapunzel said to Elsa suddenly, catching her off-guard.
"What?"
"I said you'd cave."
At that, Elsa snatched Kapre's chili meal and began eating, instantly regretting it but refusing to show it. Both Rapunzel Anna did the same thing while their husbands reached for the milk and bread.
"I need it!"
"No, I need it!" The bread ripped in half and the boys scarfed it down, and then began fighting over the milk.
"I need it!"
"No, I need it!" Kristoff flicked a bit of the chili into Eugene's eyes, instantly sending pain throughout the ex-thief's whole head.
"Mother of all things hot—that BURNS!" Eugene was now holding his face and rolling around on the floor.
Kristoff downed the milk, but it wasn't enough; he reached into the ice bucket and placed the wine bottle on the table, then started munching on the ice to cool the flames he thought he could feel in his mouth.
"You give up?" Anna said in between spoon-fulls of the stuff.
"Nope," Elsa said with a burning mouthful.
"Not even close," Rapunzel replied.
The only one sitting there without a red face and sore mouth was Kapre, but his stomach had begun making a weird rumbling nose. "Umm, guys?" he said. He suddenly gripped his gut in pain.
No one seemed to be listening to him. Anna gave up first, and in her rush to sooth the heat, she grabbed the wine bottle and downed it.
"Anna! That's wine!" Elsa reached for the bottle—her little sister was very sensitive to alcohol.
The rumbling within Kapre travelled up to his throat, and then, in one big, loud burp, out of it came a massive amount of flames. Everyone managed to duck out of harm's way, but the table and all things on it were now set alight.
Anna suddenly stood up. "That—HIC—was awesome!" She laughed, and then fell over again.
After apologizing many times to the staff and paying for repairs, everyone was sitting outside, feeling bad for their behavior. Eugene was holding an ice pack to his eyes and a bottle of milk, Kristoff and Rapunzel were also holding milk, Elsa was using her ice powers to hold the heat in her mouth at bay, Kapre was sitting there, incredibly embarrassed, and Anna was clumsily dancing around, singing to herself, too drunk to feel the effects of the chili anymore.
"How much did she drink?" Kristoff asked as he sipped his milk.
"The whole bottle," Elsa replied as she picked up said wine bottle and tipped it upside down, showing how empty it was.
"Whoa." Eugene lifted the ice pack to see the empty bottle up close.
"I love you guys!" Anna shouted as she laid on Kristoff. "You guys are, like, the bestest of the bestest of the bestest!"
"She needs water," said Elsa. She handed Anna a glass containing the liquid, but she pushed it away.
"No! Yucky!"
"Anna, please drink it?"
"No!"
"I'll . . . get you a chocolate from the chef?"
Like music to Anna's ears, she grabbed the water and guzzled it, but before she could ask for her reward, she passed out.
"Tomorrow's gonna suck for her," said Eugene.
"No doubt about it." Kristoff picked his wife up and everyone began walking to their rooms for the night.
The next week, they decided to visit the island's inner town all together to browse for souvenirs and other things they might like. Upon arriving in an expensive little shop, they instantly found many things they liked.
"This frying pan is stainless and twice as light, but twice as thick!" Eugene exclaimed, swinging this frying pan around to get a good feel of it.
"Yeah; this ax is really nice too!" Kristoff had found his own favorites weapon.
Kapre picked up an old fashioned Katana.
"Sword guy, huh?" asked Eugene, walking over to observe the sharp weapon. "Eh, it's pretty cool, but check this out!" He flashed the frying pan as if it was the best thing ever.
"You plan on cooking?" Kapre asked in confusion.
"Cooking?! No! This thing packs quite a hit if in the hands of a professional!"
"Okay—that's cool, I guess. Who taught you?"
"I taught myself! I was fighting a tough opponent, who wielded a sword, and held my own pretty well . . . but they won."
"Who beat you?"
"Oh . . . my horse, Maximus."
Kapre raised his eyebrow.
"What?! He's really good with a sword! Maybe he can teach you how to use one."
"I know how to use one. My fa—Durion taught me." Kapre put the sword down and walked away.
"Sorry!" Eugene shouted out, unsure if Kapre had heard him.
"Good going, moron!" Kristoff lightly punched Eugene's arm.
"Be quiet, you! I didn't mean to."
The girls, meanwhile, were off looking at jewellery. "Do these go with my eyes?" Rapunzel held earrings up to her ears while looking in the mirror.
"I think so," Anna said as she finished tying up Rapunzel's massive amount of blonde hair in a sort of braid.
"Thanks, Anna." Rapunzel spun on the spot happy, she could move freely again.
Elsa carried over a necklace. "I think this will go with the earrings."
"That's really pretty! But can we afford it? I'm not even sure about these earrings."
"I'm sure we'll manage." Just as Elsa finished speaking, the door burst open, and three men carrying crossbows ran in and held them up.
"Everyone, stop what you're doing and put your hands up, or I'll shoot every last person here!" shouted the man in front.
Those inside the store put everything down and raised their hands up, all except the royalties.
"Hey, lady, did I stutter? Raise your hands up!"
Rapunzel slowly raised her hands. When the thief turned his back, she pulled him back, facing her, grabbed the frying pan Eugene had been holding as he wandered over to the girls from out of his hand, and whacked it onto the man's head, knocking him out cold.
"You're gonna pay for that!" One of the other men shot an arrow at the blonde.
Elsa raised an ice shield, saving her.
"What the heck? Ice?" The guy dropped his weapon. "No way! That means—you're—you're—"
"The Ice Queen!" the third man screamed, and ran for the door, running head first into the frying pan that Eugene had taken back from his wife.
"Nighty-night." Eugene walked past both unconscious men and towards the last remaining thief, who was now scared beyond belief.
"S-stop! I-I'll shoot!"
Kristoff brought his ax down, cutting the crossbow in half.
"Mummy!" he cried as Anna kicked him through the door. He landed what seemed a hundred feet from the door.
"Nice kick!" Eugene complimented Anna in amazement.
"Yeah, I know." Anna smiled at her praise and showed off her muscles—well, what little muscles she had, anyway.
The guy Rapunzel had whacked awoke and raised his crossbow, aiming directly at Elsa. "You . . . don't belong here, you monster."
It was insult all too familiar to Elsa, but it still took her by surprise. He launched his arrow, only for it to burn to ashes in midair.
"What did you call my wife?!" An angered Kapre lit up on fire and aimed his flaming hand at the man's face.
"Nothing! I swear!"
"Don't lie to me!" The flames grew brighter and closer to the man's face, almost taking his facial hair off.
"Kapre!" Elsa ran up to him and used her ice powers to cool him down.
"He called you a monster! He tried to take you from me!"
"I know, but you can't harm him. You're a king now, and this isn't our kingdom."
Kapre gritted his teeth, knowing full well that this man was rotten to the core and really didn't deserve mercy, but he lowered his flames a little—and then sent a small amount of fire at the man, removing every bit of hair he had on his head.
"Aaagh! I'm bald!" he screamed.
"You're lucky it's only your hair that I burned; now get out of here before I really get mad."
The man looked around at his fellow men, decided they were too much for him to carry, and left the store as fast as he could.
"I'm proud of you." Elsa held her husband's cheek and smiled. He just smiled back.
They left the shop with everything they had wanted and even a little extra; the owners were so grateful that they gave them everything for free.
Everyone had been in Elsa and Kapre's room mostly the following week, since Elsa felt too sick to leave. They had decided to cut their honeymoon short and head back to Arendelle. Even Rapunzel and Eugene had decided to finish their holidays with their cousins.
Back in Arendelle; Anna, Kapre, and Olaf hadn't left Elsa's side for three whole days—that is, until a doctor had asked them to leave, which wasn't going down well with Princess Anna.
"I am not going anywhere! I am the princess—I demand to stay by my sister's side!" Anna grabbed her sister's hand, refusing to let go.
"Princess Anna, please, I need you to leave; there are tests I must perform on the queen, and she needs her privacy," the doctor pleaded once again
"Anna, I'm feeling fine! Really! I still feel nauseous, but otherwise my temperature has dropped and my headache's gone." Elsa squeezed her sister's hand, giving her reassurance.
Kapre kissed Elsa's forehead before leaving. "I love you."
"I love you too," Elsa replied.
Anna gave her a soft but long hug, and then looked at the doctor. "If anything happens to her, I swear—"
"I know, I know, you'll beat me up so bad that I'll be drinking my food for weeks, I got it." Anna had threatened the doctor quite often; he was used to it by now.
"I'm sure she'll be okay! A little heat never hurt anybody . . . except for me." Olaf waved his burnt little stick hand and laughed remembering when he had seen heat for the first time.
Anna walked out of the room with Kapre and Olaf and sat in the hallway next to her cousins and husband.
"You think what she has is contagious?" Eugene asked through his surgical mask. "Because I don't want to get sick." Pascal, who was also wearing a mini mask and sitting on Rapunzel's shoulder, nodded his head in agreement.
"If it was, I'd be sick by now." Kapre flicked his fingers, playing with his flames.
"I hope she's okay." Rapunzel looked at Elsa's bedroom door with worry.
"Her temperature rose really fast and really high; if it weren't for her ice powers, any normal person would be . . . you know," said Kapre.
"Yeah. . . ."
None of them wanted to think about the alternative; Elsa was alive and that was all that mattered.
"Besides, did you see the amount of times she vomited?" Kristoff laughed.
"Yeah, it was like a heap!" Anna widened her eyes and nodded in agreement.
"Any more and you'd have enough food to feed the whole kingdom!"
"Ewe, Eugene. That's gross," Rapunzel said in between laughter. Everyone was sharing a good laugh.
Small steps were heard coming towards them. Everyone turned their head to meet Elsa's shocked and surprised and yet also slightly excited face, one unlike they'd ever seen before.
Kapre jumped up first and stood in front of her. Everyone followed.
"Elsa, what's wrong? What happened?" Kapre asked in a panic.
Elsa gently took his hand in hers and placed it on her stomach. And then smiled the happiest smile she had ever smiled in her life, and what she told them next quite explained it.
One more chapter to go, I really hope people have enjoyed my story! The results aren't as big as I'd hoped but none the less people have given compliments and it is because them that I was able to finish the story. Thank you for reading Entwined.
