Anime Character Humiliation Match episode 29
By Kelly M. Maraglia/RobinIV/Arcanum
Disclaimer: We do not own any rights to Fullmetal Alchemist or Bakuretsu Hunters (Sorcerer Hunters). Babbit Graywords is the creation of Sailor Aries. We do not own any Gundam either. I do not own the Red Sox, though I would not mind doing so.
Author's Note: Thanks to my store manager Steve, for this idea!
We find Xeria Metallium and Babbit Graywords watching the end of Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket.
"I like the ending!" Xeria said with a smile.
"You would, too!" Babbit glared at her companion for smiling at the rather depressing ending.
"Oh, I missed it! Was it good?" Aries asked from the sky.
"I can tell you, it's very good, but the ending is depressing as hell." Arcanum commented.
"Hell might be fun, you know." Xeria added offhandedly.
"Uh…yeah, why don't we skip the preliminary stuff and get right to the fight?" Arcanum suggested.
"Sounds like another rushed ACHM to me." Babbit shrugged.
"Yeah well, I have to go to my internship today and I want to hit the post office first. Besides, I want everything done today so I can…" Arcanum began her explanation.
"…watch the Red Sox tonight?" Xeria assumed.
"How did you know?" Arcanum asked. Aries slapped her forehead in exasperation, considering how many baseball references Arcanum writes in her stories.
"How about the match, huh?" Aries suggested.
"Okay." Arcanum agreed.
Suddenly the stadium was filled with creatures again, as always. On one side sat various sorcerers with upside down triangles on their heads and the Sorcerer Hunters. On the other side of the stadium sat many people in blue military uniforms and many State Alchemists.
"Contestants enter the ring!" Babbit commanded.
Two people from each side entered.
"Two people?" Aries questioned.
"Tag team," Arcanum replied.
Xeria and Babbit just shrugged and made their way to the pairs of contestants.
"So, Marron, you're a magic specialist right? Carrot, what is your purpose?" Babbit asked.
Marron simply nodded to answer his question.
"Hey, pretty girl, let's forget this match and go on a date!" Carrot flirted. Babbit formed an angry symbol on her head and attempted to stalk away, but Carrot persisted.
"Come on, just one little date." He continued. Marron shook his head in shame.
"Get away from me already!" Babbit shrieked and punted Carrot into the stands where Tira and Chocolate were waiting to beat him up a bit themselves.
"Let us see here, you must be Edward, the Fullmetal Alchemist?" Xeria said to Alphonse, knowing full well that Edward would get pissed about it.
"Actually, no, my brother is." Alphonse bit back a chuckle as he pointed out his brother. Edward was steaming so Xeria decided to push him further.
"You mean this short one here?" Xeria commented. Edward flipped out.
"Who are you calling a short, small bean that you could squish between your fingers?" He screamed.
"I'm just repeating what your opponents said. They also said that you were an armor-otaku" Xeria smirked, as she saw Alphonse get upset.
Satisfied that she relied up the Elric brothers, Xeria returned to her seat.
"Fight!" Babbit announced and the battle began.
Alphonse drew the circle on the ring that he would need for alchemy and morphed part of the ring into a large wall to block the magic wards Marron threw at them. Then Edward clapped his hands together, forming a circle with his hands and crashed them onto the ring as well. It formed a large boulder that he picked up with his mechanical arm and threw at Carrot.
"That's for calling me a short bean!" Edward cried.
"When did he call him that?" Babbit asked, but seeing the smirk on Xeria's face, she knew what had happened.
"Evil Mazoku," she muttered.
"What?" Xeria asked in an innocent tone.
"Nevermind," Babbit replied and sighed.
"Ha, come on; hit me with your magic attack!" Carrot mocked, but as the boulder hit him, he realized it was not a magic attack and therefore he would not transform. Instead, he was thrown from the ring.
"Brother, catch!" Marron threw some of his magical wards at Carrot. When they hit him, his transformation began. The dramatic music that always played in the background when he transformed in the TV series began to play and the fearsome creature (whose name I forgot) came out. Edward and Alphonse were transfixed.
Then Carrot-monster landed and growled at the Elric brothers. They smiled back at him and waved. Carrot-monster looked at Marron, who had slapped a hand to his forehead. Carrot-monster looked down at his feet. He was outside the ring.
"Well, that was pathetic." Babbit commented with a yawn.
"Winners of the ACHM Tag Team Match – the Elric Brothers!" Xeria announced.
After a quick celebration, everyone returned to his or her own universes.
"Why would Arcanum even pit them against each other? There was no contest." Babbit complained.
"Well, my manager had just finished watching Bakuretsu Hunters and I had to find another brother pair to fight them. Why not the Elric brothers?" Arcanum shrugged.
"I bet she picked the Elric brothers because her boyfriend loves Fullmetal Alchemist." Xeria commented, sipping some coffee.
"And to add to that bet, she had them win effortlessly because he would have been insulted if they did not win easily." Aries added.
Arcanum coughed and typed the end of achm 29.
The End of ACHM 29
