I don't know whether 'get the snip' is just a British term but for those who asked what it meant it's just a phrase for getting a vasectomy.
When I walked back into the kitchen from seeing my mother out i was greeted by her smiling face she draped her arms around my neck "Hello handsome"
"Someone's happy" I placed my hands on her butt, I love her butt
"I'm very happy" she beamed towards me and kissed my lips softly "but um, there's something we need to talk about" she took her arms from around my neck and took my hands in hers
"Seems serious"
"it is"
"oh"
"Was it really a smart idea to let your mom meet me, considering your determined to keep me your dirty little secret"
"Your not my dirty little secret" I sighed "i just, I don't think we'll be excepted"
"So? What does that matter? You want to be with me right?"
"yeah of course"
"and I want to be with you, I don't see how they can control that, yeah they may get at you and may not talk to you for a few days but"
"but what?" I questioned as she walked away from me
She looked at me "... I want to be able to just walk up to you and kiss you when I feel like I want to be able to come get a hug at the arena when im cold I want you to be proud that your dating me not hide me away"
"come here" I pulled her into me and held her close "Let's just go to bed and talk about this in the morning" I spoke softly "We're tired, we're not thinking right"
"I don't know about you" she said pulling away "But I know I am"
I woke up the next morning, looked to my right and she wasn't beside me where I left her, I looked to my left at my bedroom door, it wasn't how I left it, I got up and strode through my house searching for her, I went down stairs she was on the couch in my blue dress shirt and my socks playing on my video game system.
"What are you doing here?" I asked my brother
"mom brought me over to meet your girlfriend" my brother said playing video games with mickie
"I'll kill her" I walked to the kitchen "mom" I shouted
"yes johnny" she smiled
"Why are you introducing mickie to people, I told you to not breathe a word to anyone"
"oh you were being serious"
"sure was mother" I began walking towards the computer, she looked concerned as I sat down
"What are you doing?"
"nothing" I heard her gasp when I got a page up about vasectomy
"Johnny think about this"
"i already have mother, you just helped me get there quicker" I turned to her "look, me and mickie dating, it's not as easy as you think"
"Are you fighting?" she asked
"no" I shook my head "We're great it's just, dating a diva, kinda forbidden and I'm not ready to tell people yet I can't risk it getting out just yet"
"And where does mickie stand on all of this?" she asked
"Mickie does seem to be bothered about keeping us a secret, she said we want to be together so nothing can stop us"
"She does have a point"
I looked down "I know, I just, I like that people like me, you know me mom" I looked up at her
"Do you want your friends to like you, or mickie to continue to date you, sounds like she won't put up with your idiocy, and rightfully so, why stay with you when she can date someone who will be proud to date her" she then walked out leaving me no chance to a rebuttal.
