"What are you doing?" Peter questions the women who is currently crawling on the floor in front of him.

Abby cringes and then quickly stands up. There was no way that she could explain this without Derek's uncle thinking that she was a nut. "Trying to snoop. To be specific I was snooping on Derek." At Peter's raised eyebrows Abby quickly continues with her explanation. "I wanna play a joke on him, but every time I try he catches me.


The need to prank Derek started a few days prior. Derek is known for being a practical joker it happens rarely and when it does it is truly epic. Abby walked into her room as she would any other morning with a cup of coffee in one hand and a stack of papers in the other. Abby wasn't really paying attention when she first stepped into the room. It was only after she settled everything on her desk did she notice that her room was filled with bunnies. There were bunnies everywhere. After an initial scream from shock Derek revealed himself. His annoying laughing self.

"You said nothing dead. As you can see these bunnies are alive and well." Derek appeared at Abby's door laughing at her distress.

"You did this? Why?" Abby was moving around the room trying not to step on any of the harmless bunnies. "Oh my God are this they having sex with each other? Ew!"

In truth this all started because Abby dared to challenge Derek's Alpha wolf. Not being able to make her submit like any other lead to the twisting of her words and the animals on her floor. "Because I could." Derek sighed very content with his handy work. "Besides I like when you jump in my arms scared needing protection." Derek purred in Abby's ear. Derek heard Abby's heart speed up and her breathing slow. "So speaking of sex, your desk," Derek didn't need to finish the sentence the implications were clear.

"You are out of your mind if you think that we are going to have sex on my desk or ever after the stunt you just pulled. Now please remove the bunnies from my room please.


"Abby if you are going to live in the house and be a part of this family you are going to have learn two things. The first is that you are living in a house of wolves are senses are heightened, and the second is that you are going to be more cunning the crawling on the floor. Now I can teach you these things." Peter smiles at the girl showing that he is on board on playing a joke on Derek. "Now tell me what was your plan?"

"I was going to wait until he left the office and glue all of his desk drawers together." Abby is rather proud of her idea until she sees Peter shake his head.

"Okay I am going to have to teach you one more thing. That is simple that you need to scam better. Did you not hear me say that you are living with a bunch of werewolves? Derek is strong enough to get a glued drawer open. Also keep in mid that Derek's assistant is annoyingly loyal she's already told him that you are here and now he is simply waiting for you." She was so adorably out of her league. Poor little lamb. "Not to worry uncle Peter is here to help you. Now lets step into my office and we can come up with something."


Derek walked into his office to find that all of his furniture had been replaced with bright pink, puffy and sparkly furniture, and the Macho Man playing as long as his door stayed open. He was also displeased to see poster with naked men tapped up everywhere. He was at a loss for words. "What the hell?" Both Derek brief case and jaw were on the floor.

"Are you Derek Hale?" A voice from behind Derek asked.

"Yes, how can I help you?" Derek turned around to come face to face with a cop.

"You are under arrest." The cop quickly cuffed Derek and then sat him down on one of the new chairs. "You have the right to remain sexy." At that point the cop began to take off all of his clothes much to Derek's horror.

"Smile Derek." Peter came out of his office with a video camera and started filming.

"You, why?" Derek was trying to lean as far away from the stripper as he could. It was taking all of his control not to wolf out on the guy grinding on top of him.

"Actually it was me." Abby came out from behind Peter with a smile on her face. "Pay backs Derek. Pay backs."

"Get him off me." Derek growled out as the stripper started to to unbutton Derek's shirt.

Peter sprung into action grabbing the young man and pulling him away from his nephew. Derek's control was slipping. "Thank you Brad. You were wonderful." Peter hold out a few bills for good measure.

"That's to bad. You know if you ever want me to finish Peter has my number." Brad quickly gathers his clothes and takes the hand cuffs off of Derek.

"Oh thank you, but I have a girlfriend." Derek's face pales as he looks for the women in question. "Abby," he calls out and once she is close enough he pulls her against him.

"Abby my dear it was a pleasure doing business with you." Peter quickly kisses Abby on the head and then hands her the camera. "Nephew."

Abby walks Peter out of Derek's office and turns to find Derek looking out of his window. "Oh come on Derek it was a joke." Abby states uneasy. She didn't think that Derek would be this mad. "Look all of your furniture is in Peter's office I can have everything put back in a matter of minutes." Again she was met with silence.

"Did you think it was funny to humiliate me?" Derek finally ask after a few minutes of silences.

"Honestly I thought you would find it funny." Abby begins to bounce from one foot to the other. "I didn't think that you would get upset. I'm sorry." It was then that a smile grew on Derek's face, and Abby comes to the conclusion that Derek was teasing her. "You jerk."

"Seriously, you went to Peter?"Derek is unable to hold his laughter in any longer. "Hey what about my furniture? Abby?" Derek calls out his office door as the women in question walks out in a huff.

"Just remember Derek I have the video." Abby called back with her hands cuffed over her mouth. The smile on Derek's face dropped instantly and that made Abby very satisfied.