"Aniya, there is a strange chakra in the top of the monument" said Tobirama, touching the ground near the mountain. Hashirama frowned, was this related to the mysterious sickness that plagued the village. They continued and on the top of it, they found a laughing figure with his hands over his head.

"Izu?" asked Kagami in disbelief. The normally gentle medic was showing a very sadistic new aspect of his personality, with his sickly green hands glowing and his Sharingan on in a crazed way. "What are you?"

"Oh, if it isn´t the betters" his gaze locked into them, staring mostly at the father of his child. "And company" his hands got down. "We haven´t seen each other since yesterday in the afternoon, when you ran into one of my family members and me."

"What are you talking about?" Danzo asked. This has taken a way that he didn´t like in the slightest. Was that boy saying that he was…

"Ah, I remembered that we weren´t formally introduced before our dealings. Well, let me change that" he signalled himself. "I´m Izuna Uchiha, fourth born son of Uchiha Madara. And in the world of crime, I have another name" a kunai flew towards him, but was absorbed by the Kamui. "The one thousand plagues ninja!"

"The… one thousand…" Hashirama tensed up. He has heard a lot about this shinobi. According to his information, the one thousand plagues ninja was a demented criminal that has only appeared three times, but had a count of bodies higher than anyone else, including Madara. The reason? He had control of sickness and could strengthen the bacteria and virus with some unknown medical ninjutsu, making them a super plague that could eradicate a whole country… which he already did! "You really kill an entire country at your age?"

"I didn´t want to… but they were mean… as mean as them" Izu started trembling a bit, smiling in a crazed way. "The town refused to help… so I punish them… as I am doing to you…"

"Izu, you have to stop it right now" Kagami stepped to the front. This whole situation was mainly his fault, so he should take responsibility for that. "I know that you are pissed with me and I deserve it, but you can´t go around killing innocent people for that!" he opened his arms. "Please! Stop this madness!"

"It won´t stop"

"Please, my pregnant girlfriend is sick" he tried again. "Kill me if you want, I will take it, but please… don´t let them die. They haven´t done anything to you"

"It won´t stop"

"What?! Are you seriously that fucked up that you are capable of killing an unborn baby? What the hell is wrong with you?!" Kagami yelled, fearing for Aoi and their child.

"I have done it before, I don´t know why yours should be different" then the image of his baby girl, that obviously wasn´t as loved as that unborn baby by her father, came to his mind, setting his anger aflame again. "And for doing this, I have three good reasons. First, HE" pointed to the Shodaime "was doing something to my mom. Two" he pointed to the albino "HE tried to kill me. Three" he pointed at him. "YOU played with me. And if that wasn´t enough reason, I got a fourth one…" his Sharingan glare was killing. "I´M ANGRY!"

"You are angry?"

"YES! THIS ONLY HAPPENS WHEN I´M ANGRY! THAT´S WHY I DIDN´T LIKE BEING ANGRY IN THE FIRST PLACE"

"Makes sense" Hashirama said on the back. Obviously, Izu had different levels of anger, just like Madara. And for some reason Kagami made his reach his "I will kill everyone involved with you, you damn bastard" level. "Fight him"

"What?"

"Let him blow some stem, it usually works with Madara" or so he hoped. In their last battle, on the Valley of End, when the raven decided to leave him for good, blowing some stem didn´t work at all.

"Are you crazy?! If I got close to him I won´t survive! His hands are full of antrax!"

"In fact, I have more than one deathly disease in my hands right now. There is antrax, lepra, black pestis… all strengthened bacteria. Pick whatever you like" Kagami shuddered. Izuna looked at his hands, making them glow more. He usually killed the bacteria after being done with the work, but thanks the Sage he kept some samples of them. "No? then I should pick for you."

"No in the world!" a red tail appeared in the shadows. Mito was there, always eager to sink her claws in one of Hashirama´s bastard´s skin. The kid dodged easily. "What?"

"As a medic, I´m trained in dodging everything" the Kamui made him disappear. Suddenly he appeared by her side and used his chakra scalpel to cut into her flesh, particularly her face. His hand burned when the Kyuubi chakra collided with his skin, but it was healed after a tiny jutsu. "I don´t think that was nice."

"It didn´t want to be nice" she said, trying to cover the injury in her face. "Consider it a welcome from your stepmother"

"Stepmother? I don´t have one. I don´t have a father either" that was a blow directly to the hearth to his father. "Or at least that´s what my siblings said."

"That was low, you know?" the Shodaime got depressed again. That´s when Tobirama reacted, he knew why the boy was so familiar to him! He looked like an overgrown version of Itama with a untidy hair!

"Aniya" he said calmly. "What exactly did you do?"

"I… I? Well…" before he could say something else, Izu started screaming.

"Pay me attention! I´m the real problem here!" first at home with his volcano of a brother and egomaniac other one, then in the ninja world… but now on the battlefield too? He was done with never being the centre of attention. "Did you really think" he pointed to Kagami "that you were going to be able steal my first kiss, first date and first time just like that?! Never in the world!"

"WHAT?!" suddenly Hashirama was the one angry there. "I WILL KILL YOU!"

"Why?!"

"Because you slept with my son! My FOURTEEN years old son!" Tobirama restrained his brother, feeling a vein throwing in his forehead.

"You are not my father, I don´t have one"

"Again, that´s low"

"And you better prepare to see one ever lower" his Kamui started to absorb his form. "Soon Konoha will be no more than a memory… a memory of my great jutsu of Bactial Amplification! Jajajaja!"

"Great, another of my children went cracker" commented Hashirama, throwing out of the window any plan he had for bonding with this particular child of his. And what was worse, he ended up spending the whole night awake explaining his brother the situation… at least the part he can explain without feeling like a complete jerk. After the albino screamed his lungs out, they sat down to think about what they were going to do about Izuna. "And? Any ideas?"

"Nope… I don´t know" Kagami was hiding out of the door. He just dug himself into a bigger hole than he could get out of. And now a former clan leader and a Kage were going to kill him. What was he going to do? He exited the tower and went to Aoi. She wasn´t any better, in fact her fever was getting up.

"Gods, why…"

-A few days later-

"Ahhhhh" Izu yawned when he woke up. His baby girl had a harsh night, something that didn´t go on well with his extra work to banish Konoha from existing. When he arrived to the kitchen, he found his brothers… well, Byakuya putting pancaked on the table for breakfast. Sorato was just looking at himself in a mirror. "Sora, if you put more make up in your face you are going to need a new one."

"Oh, how funny, but the one that needs to use make up is you, little brother" the other countered, closing his mirror. "Just look at you. Those dark rings around your eyes must be permanent by now" his voice became dramatic. "Oh, it´s terrible, fourteen and already ruined"

"Ruined?"

"Ruined" the emphasis on the word stop someone in his tracks. Madara was about to walk in to eat breakfast, but couldn´t when he heard that word.

"Come on, don't be so mean, he is not ruined. At least not completely. It´s true that he is truly young to have a child, but…" the oldest put a plate on the table. "People don´t get completely ruined until the third child… while getting older" this was a javelin directly to Madara´s hearth. The older man couldn´t stop hearing that. Third child, third child, third child… "And let´s not mention what happened after the fourth."

"Woow, who in his or her right mind would have four children now days? That´s totally out of fashion… and don´t talk about what it does to your body. You will grow old prematurely." Grow old… grow old…

"And talking about getting older" the older one changed the subject. "Do you know what would mama want for his birthday? He will be fifty this December, no?" fifty, fifty, fifty… the forbidden word was now repeating itself in his head. "Have you think about a birthday gift?"

"I don´t know, maybe…" paf! The sound attracted the three of them. They ran only to find their mother passed out in the hallway. "What happened?!"

"I think he heard us" said Izuna, poking his mother on the ribs. He already took the opportunity to poor the sleeping pills into his brother´s milk, but now he was wondering if he should do the same to his mom. "And that we are all grounded"

-In Konoha-

"I don´t know, she looks better like that" said Hashirama, crossing his arms. His wife glared at him, trying to cover the lesion on his face. The doctors diagnosed Mito with a severe case of leprosy after her fight with her youngest stepson. "The falling face could be a new tendency"

"Shut up" she ordered, trying to put a little bit of make up over the cut. "When I get my hands on that…"

"That´s it!" Tobirama jumped, shutting her up. "We have tried to ambush him, but never to come to his nest" he remembered the other time they crashed into Madara and Izuna… the youngest. "Time to take things to their territory"

"How?"

"We know where they are, no? At least have an idea…" the brunette sighed and decided it could be worst forms of spending his Saturday afternoon than visiting his ex. He guided his brother and the others to the lair Minato talked to him about. The forest was so calm and dark that he thought that there was no one living here… until they practically collided with Byakuya.

"Stupid Sorato and his stupid beauty sleep. Couldn´t he worry about someone…?" the young brunette was thrown aback when he saw the Konoha party there. "YOU!" he screamed, activating his Sharingan. "I´M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!"

"Try on, Uchiha" the albino answered, taking off some of his special kunais. He seemed trusting in his eyes... that was a mistake.

"Oh, but it´s not just one today" Madara appeared out of nowhere, looking enraged at his ex. "Hello, Hashirama. Today I plan to kill you"

"Yes… and the reason this week is?" the brunette looked down. "You know, forget it. We just need to talk to Izuna, not to fight you. Can you bring him here? He has gotten all of Konoha sick and I was wondering that…"

"Woow woooah…" Byakuya suddenly took a step back. "You actually get on little Izu´s bad side? That hasn´t happened since the Fruits country great red pest!"

"What? The thousand plagues ninja appears only when he is angry?"

"Dah! That´s why he doesn´t like to get angry in the first place!" Madara nodded, knowing exactly what his little boy can do when angry. "He is like a volcano, when he reaches a certain point of anger he explodes and… sickness consumes everything."

"Much like you?"

"No, I explode immediately"

"Right…"

"Why are we talking, let´s fight!" Madara grabbed his battle fan and jumped to the front, seconded by his son. The older engaged his ex and the younger started fighting his former favourite uncle.

"Yes! I want to kick some Konoha asses!"

"In your dreams" the battle was about to begin.

-In Konoha-

"This has to be bad" Maki was trying to cool her children´s fever, failing miserably. She then felt a mysterious chakra in the top of the Hokage monument. Knowing that it was probably the ninja that poisoned them, she ran to the top to engage him in combat. That didn´t go as would wish, mostly because she wasn´t that great of a kunoichi. Hell, she barely passed the jounin exam. Her wig felt to the ground after receiving a punch from the medic, revealing her black hair. "Please… I can´t let them… die…"

"Who are you talking about?" Izuna saw her standing up, feeling something about her that threw him off. "Who are you?"

"I am… I am Maki Senju… daughter of the First Hokage" she stood up, holding her stance. "And I won´t let you kill my children with that disease!"

"Hum… daughter of that oaf, you said" something was off… now he remembered. His brothers used to say that he still had a sister in Konoha, one that didn´t know that she was their sibling. She must be her… right, there was no doubt. Which means… oh, God, if his mother finds out that he got his niece and nephew sick he was going to kill him. "Fine, I will heal them"

"Just like that?"

"Yes, just like that" he started walking. "Are you showing me the way or not?"

"Yes" she followed him. She was a little bit suspicious, but when he saw that he was actually healing the children she relaxed. For his part, Izu took the opportunity to take a good look at his older sister. She obviously didn´t like her black hair, covering it with a red wig. He didn´t know why, she actually looked good without it, better than with it. She noticed that he was looking at her, feeling uncomfortable. "How are they?"

"Good, it´s just a mild case of antrax in their skins, it will go away in no time with my jutsu" he dusted his hands after ending it. "It´s good that the dust didn´t infect their lungs, that would have been more difficult to heal. Not impossible, but it would have taken hours. I gave them some vaccine too, so they don´t get sick when they breath it in the open."

"Yes… thank you for this" she sat down, serving him a tea. "I… it´s just that… nobody has done something like this for me… for free too" she glared at her infusion. For some reason she wanted to vent out her frustrations with him. "My mother hates me… why am I talking about this to you? You are an enemy"

"I´m not and your mother doesn´t hate you" in fact, Madara missed his daughter greatly, but getting close to Konoha was too dangerous and he couldn´t just barge in her life after so much time absent. She already had her life in that place. But that doesn´t mean that he didn´t want to. "Your mother loves you dearly"

"You don't know her"

"I do… and I know too that no mother can hate his or her children, no matter how their conception was" he looked at the ceiling. She was about to counter him, but he smiled at her with so much sincerity that it threw her aback. "It´s the absolute true"

"Yes… maybe it is" she smiled a bit, wondering if the Uzumaki princess was just showing her some though love. Izuna finished his tea and left to spread more sickness and she went to her parent´s with her children. Maybe seeing them will cheer her mother up a bit before their talk. When she arrived, she left the kids with a maid and run upstairs. She was about to completely open the half opened door to the princesses room when…

"Stupid child with his stupid jutsu. And Damn Hashirama with his bastards!" yelled the redhead, sitting down with a mirror in her hands. "The only thing I´m grateful is that I didn´t have to put up with him as I did with his siblings, they were a mess" she grunted. "And I still have to deal with one of them! I should have gotten rid of Maki like the useless bastard she is a lot ago!" the mentioned nearly felt to the ground. "Ja! Maybe I should do that now! It would be a stake right on that whore Madara´s hearth!"

"What?" Maki held his head, feeling confusion. She couldn´t believe it… but at the same time she could. That´s why Madara saved her from the fire, that´s why Izuna helped her. He knew that she was his sister. She didn´t know how to feel at that moment…

-In the woods-

"Take this!" Byakuya was making a fiery mess of the woods, dodging the special knifes that the albino threw towards him. The man moved fast, taking more of them out of his pouch. By his side, Madara was fighting with Hashirama, looking very angry and also making a mess.

"Why are you so angry?"

"Do you even have to ask?" suddenly an explosion capture their attention. Something even worse than a stampede of angry buffalos, elephants and rhinos appeared… a very pissed off Sorato. "Sora?"

"You better have an excuse to why you were making enough noise to wake up the dead" the angry teen raised his head. "You interrupted the best nap of my life, I haven´t slept like that since January last year" his Rinnegan started to form. "I will kill you… slowly" he nearly fell down again into unconsciousness. "What?"

"Woow, that has to be an incredible nap for you to fall in the middle of the battlefield" the oldest brother said, while the younger one tried to get up. "We better…"

"Hashirama! I will kill you!" the pissed off Madara continued fighting his enemy. "You are the reason my life is ruined now!"

"I think he heard us" commented the younger raven.

"Ehhh?"

"Yes, it was your fault! You promised me something in the beginning and never fulfil that promise! And now here I am, nearly fifty years old and no prospective in my love life!" Hashirama was astonished. "Give me my youth back!"

"He definitely heard us" Sorato put a hand on his eye, trying to rub the tiredness out of it. He felt as if he was going to fall asleep in any minute. "This is your fault"

"How so?! It was you who said he was ruined!"

"And you who reminded him that he will be fifty this December! It´s the forbidden birthday!" retorted Sorato, trying hard to keep his battle pose.

"I was just being nice and trying to… aggg!" they lost concentration enough time. The battle turned hard for them from that point. With a weakened Sorato to protect, the two older were more fixated on protecting him than anything else. Danzo, Kagami, Homura, Koharu, Torifu and Saru managed to reduce Byakuya with a lot of effort, while Hashirama tied up his enraged ex lover with a root. Tobirama finished with a sleeping Sorato over his shoulder.

"This was easy"

"Just thank that he was not entirely awake" said the Hokage, signalling his third son, putting a seal on him as well on the other two Uchiha. "When he is awake he could be a destructive force even worse than… whatever, pray that he doesn´t awake before we put him on a cell… or that he doesn´t break the seal from raw power."

"Yeah" they started moving. The group arrived in Konoha before the teen awoke. Much to their surprise, Izuna appeared to the rescue. He was beyond pissed, his hands glowing angry sickly green. "Look, boy, we have your entire family. If you don´t drop it, they go down. Understand?"

"And that´s making me…"

"Wait! We are still here!" reminded him Byakuya, not wanting to be on the receiving ending of one of his brother´s jutsus. "If you hit us, you will hurt us too!"

"I…" the angry teen stopped his technique. Sarutobi then carefully put a seal on him and tried him up. "You better enjoy this, because I´m the only one that could heal the people and I´m not going to do it!"

"If you don´t remember, we have your entire family here. You will do it"

"Try us" he dared the albino with his eyes. They put the entire family in cells. Izu sighed when they were left alone, crawling over to Sorato. "Sorry, have I never drugged him…"

"Yes, it was a stupid move" Byakuya sat down against the wall. "But… at least he will be less egoistic when he wakes up. A little bit of humility won´t hurt him" he sighed. "I hope it does some good to him"

"Me too, he is a little bit… too self confident" Madara turned to his youngest. "Hey, kiddo, we know what it´s like to hate Konoha so much that you want to destroy it. So next time, try not doing it alone. We will gladly help you"

"Really?"

"Really!" the oldest brother crawled towards him. "This is a family business after all."

"Family…" he smiled. "You know that I met nee-san?"

-In the office-

"We should…" Hashirama arrived to his office only to find his very pissed off daughter leaning against his desk. "Hey, sweetie… what…"

"Do you even need to ask?" without the wig, she looked a lot like Madara… which made the look on her eyes even more terrifying than before. "When were you going to tell me that your wife wasn´t my real mother? That I was a bastard child and that my mother was a criminal along with my brothers?"

"Sweeat hearth, I…"

"Did you think I was going to leave like they did?! Because there was no way that I would do that!" she continued. "I´m loyal to Konoha… to the end! I wouldn´t leave with them but… it would have really been nice to have someone who actually love me in my life instead of a witch like Mito…"

"Maki…" the Shodaime approached his crying daughter.

"Don´t touch me" she left, totally depressed. Hashirama didn´t know what to do, falling to the ground in shock. Yes, he regretted taking his children away from his mother, but… oh, who was he kidding, he was a total jerk. After a few hours of weeping, he took something from his desk and approached the jails.

"I thought that he would like this back when he awakes"

"Are you nuts?" Madara frowned, along with Byakuya, seeing the colourful clown with distaste. "Sorato is practically allergic to bright colours."

"Okay…" he put it away. "I didn´t know that"

"You didn´t know a lot of things."

"Well…" better getting to the point. "You see… our daughter found out about you and… I thought that maybe she should get to know you… like mother and daughter… and… maybe… maybe…"

"Spit it out"

"What you were saying really touched me too… I mean… the life is going on and we both have had our fair share of tragedy, so… maybe… we could give each other another chance?" the Uchiha stared at him in disbelieve. "I want to fix our relationship."

"Fix it? Hashirama, there haven´t been a you and me for a long time. There is nothing to fix at all"

"Maki would have said otherwise" he added. "She is a great matchmaker when she likes and wouldn´t have stopped until her parents are back together."

"She will have to learn to accept that"

"Tell that to her" he walked towards Izuna. "I think we never get to spend time…"

"Disappear, I hate you"

"What?"

"You heard him, disappear" Byakuya ended the conversation. The defeated Hokage did, finally letting his oldest son to sneeze. "Damn allergies" After a couple of hours, the last member of the family woke up. "Welcome the real world again, sleepy head"

"Damn, I felt as if an stampede walked over me" Sorato rubbed his head.

"Yeah… sorry for drugging you"

"Apology not accepted, I will take my revenge" he rubbed it more. "And… was the loser here? I can feel his stench that probably is making Byakuya sneeze."

"Yes…"

"Well, let the party begin" he busted the seal with the Rinnegan. "Now… how do we take advantage of this situation?" he rubbed his wrists now. "You know, normally is very hard to infiltrate Konoha, but we are now right in the centre" he smiled, undoing the seal on them. "It´s like an invitation… for us to destroy it"

"Right" the others smiled with him. "and now… it´s going to be a family work"

"Yes, a family work. All of us… together to take revenge on Konoha" the Uchiha family put their hands together. Better Konoha prepared, because here they go. Madara, Byakuya, Sorato and Izuna, together as they have always to be.

"We better hurry, I have to be at home when Otohime wakes up."

Hello! And here ends another chapther of the history! Next time we are going back to the main history, so review!