Sorry for the delays, I was just thinking which idea to do. R&E&R (Read & Enjoy & Review)

I looked at the colossal book-shelf in daddy's study. I walked up the ladder to the top-shelf, browsed around and brought down a leather-bound book reading 'PICTURES', in fancy lettering.

On the spine, however, in red, it was scribbled, 'DO NOT TOUCH'.

I took it to the living-room and sat down to browse.

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Daddy came in and saw that I was just turning pages, not reading. I'm sort of a read-a-holic, just to annoy daddy.

"What are you reading?", he asked.

"Oh, I'm not reading, just looking at the pictures, it's not a book, it's a photo album", I replied.

"Whose pictures?", daddy inquired.

"Oh, I just saw it lying around…", I trailed off as daddy shrugged.

"On the top shelf of your bookshelf", I concluded.

"WHAT!", daddy yelled.

I held up the picture. It was of daddy, in his fifth year, dressed up as a clown, making funny faces.

I pointed out another, of him dripping wet from head to toe.

"You looked so cute…", I trailed off dreamily.

"What happened to you?", I asked with a disgusted look, gesturing to him.

"I mean, like you are so handsome, tan, muscled, but now, ", I gestured towards him again. "You are bald, waxy skin", I listed off.

"And, heck, you don't even have half a nose_", I was cut off by daddy screaming, "ALICE!", as I apparated away.

Hey, you enjoyed? Constructive critics is welcome, just preferred in a review.

THANKS!