I own nothing
"Hello?"
"Hi, Nessie. How many turkeys did Jake have to make for the pack?"
"Five, why, Jasper?"
"Crap."
"What?"
Emmett Pay up, buddy. Ten bucks for every turkey you where off.
Jasper I hate you.
Emmett I know.
Turkey Gobble
"Jasper was that a turkey?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… noooooooooo…"
"Then what was it?"
Emmett That's our new… uhhhhhh… pet…
Jasper Raccoon!
Emmett Yeah! That's our new pet raccoon.
"What's his name?"
Jasper Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Sandy.
Emmett Sandy? What kind of name is that?
Jasper Ugh. Fine. Jim
Jim Gobble
"Raccoons don't gobble."
Emmett That's because he thinks he's a turkey.
Jasper His parents dropped him on his head when he was a baby.
"Right."
Esme THERE IS A TURKEY ON MY TABLE!!!!!!
Emmett It's Thanksgiving!
Jasper EMMETT DID IT!!!
Emmett Traitor
Esme GET IT OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!
Emmett His name is Jim.
Jasper Emmett, just pick up the turkey.
Emmett Fine. Come here, Jim.
Jim Gobble. Gobble gobble gobble.
Jasper He's making a run for it!!!
Emmett I didn't know turkeys could fly
Rosalie AAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Emmett Awww, crap.
Rosalie AAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Jasper Uhhhhh… Emmett
Rosalie AAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Emmett Yeah.
Rosalie AAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Jasper I think there is a turkey in your wife's hair.
Rosalie AAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Alice Smile Rose!!!!
Rosalie That turkey is going to die!!!!!
Jasper Don't kill Jim!!
"Ummmm… I'll just leave you all to your little moment."
Hangs up.
