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"Take care of Chad and Tatsuki. I can handle Fatty and the Emo kid"
"Cocky bitch, I'll crush you!"
"Fat chance~"
He grit his teeth swinging one of his tree trunk arm at me.
With ease, I slipped under it and delivered a beautiful upper cut his chin.
While he was trying to regain his vision, I hit the left side of his face with a closed fist, then added one hit to his stomach, and a swift kick into his knee cap.
"Enough!" he growled catching my next punch
He swiftly tossed me up before letting go bringing one arm back to punch me mid
fall.
I somersaulted forward landing on his arm as he punched out lifting my knee into his jaw hoping to crack his mask. Instead I hurt my knee.
But, I'd have better luck tearing apart a tank than hurting this guy.
His skin was covered in Reiatsu like Kenpachi's but his seemed to be completely focused on protecting his skin rather than leaking all over the place.
"How did that feel?" He laughed watching me rub my knee.
"Like kneeing a wall"
"So you are impressed by my Heirro?"
"Yammy, quit playing with trash. We have to complete our mission"
I kicked a rock at Ulquiorra hoping to change that blank expression on his face. He slapped the rock away unfazed by my anger.
"Fuck you! Ya clown school reject!" I barked sneering at his bored expression
"Don't ignore me!"
The hairs on the back of my neck raised as I snapped my attention back to Yammy. He had his hands together over his head then rapidly swung them down towards my fragile cranium.
A familiar oversized butchers knife slammed into Yammy's hands stopping his attack from bashing my brains in.
Ichigo held out James's precious golden Desert Eagle. I eagerly took it from him glad to have a weapon in my hands since my body didn't seem to have any effect on them.
"Ichigo you are the greatest~" I beamed at him twirling James's gun
"I know. I'll finish off the big. You keep the other one busy" Ichigo grinned releasing his Bankai
"No way, you watch the other guy" I protested "Never mind. I'll take care of him. I owe him a bullet to the head"
"Is this the guy, Ulquiorra?"
"Yes, it seems that your flailing around managed to attract the one we are looking for. Orange hair, black Bankai. He fits the description." Ulquiorra state in his boring robot voice.
"How lucky, he saved us the trouble of looking for him"
Yammy attacked Ichigo and I flash stepped in front of Ulquiorra.
His eyes lazily looked at me then back to the fight. That irked me a little bit. So I tried hitting him with a right hook.
He dodged still watching the fight with cold calculating eyes.
A kick to the kidneys.
He sidestepped even not taking his hands out of his pockets.
I clenched my teeth in frustration and shot at Ulquiorra forcing a large amount of Reiatsu into that one bullet.
Which he swayed away… like a gnat.
Wow. That's extremely terrifying and humbling.
"Your friends are about to die. Are you going to help them or carry out your vendetta against me?" he asked making no moves to attack me.
I was annoyed by his nonchalant 'I better than you' attitude but Yammy was pummeling Ichigo into the dirt even with one arm.
"Wonder if yer eyes will pop out" Yammy mused grabbing a hold of Ichigo's head and squeezing.
I aimed at the back of Yammy's head keeping my peripheral vision on Ulquiorra just in case he decided to attack.
The bullet barely made his head jerk forward and a small, laugh-at-able, cut on the back of his head.
"What the hell is with these guys?" I was amazed and annoyed at the same time
"Damn it girl!" he tossing away Ichigo.
Yammy opened his mouth wide taking in a deep breath. A red light filled is mouth before spurting out towards me.
The moment I blinked, I was suddenly in a different area and in someone's arms.
"That's how a flash step is supposed to look" Yoruichi grinned setting my on my feet
"My, my you sure got yourself into a mess this time~" Urahara's voice cooed
"Where did you two come from?"
"Glad to see me, kid?" Yoruichi smirked "Urahara take care of the kids"
"Sure thing~"
My jaw hit the floor watching Yoruichi open a can of whoop ass on Yammy. Urahara took advantage of this and tossed a little white pill in my mouth.
"Swallow" he ordered covering my mouth.
I glared at him but did as I was told. Within moments, Yoruichi pounded Yammy into the dirt and went to check on Orihime.
"From now on Karissa you need to carry your guns around" Urahara said shoving a white pill into Ichigo's drooling mouth
"That's not going to be easy…" I muttered just thinking about walking in to class with them holstered on my side.
People would go berserk thinking I've lost my mind and decided to shoot up the school.
Yammy stood back up after that insane beating he took from Yoruichi. He once again fired a red thing from his mouth. This time Urahara intercepted it making a giant crack in the ground.
Urahara pulled out his Zanpakutou sending a red wave at Yammy. Ulquiorra finally decided to move and simply knock his attack away too.
"There so fucking strong it's ridiculous!" I hissed to myself feeling my ego bruise
Ulquiorra knocked Yammy backwards into a gapping hole that some how appeared magically.
"We've completed our mission. I'm going to report to Aizen, that the Shinigami he was interested in was trash and not even worth killing" with that the hole closed.
I looked at Ichigo's beaten body, then Chad's, Orihime's, and Tatsuki's. I felt a little bit guilty seeing as I only had a bruised ego, knee, and wrist.
"Can you help Ichigo back to the shop?" Urahara asked helping Tessai lift up Chad.
"Yeah"
I wrapped one arm around his mid-section and the other to hold his arm across my shoulders.
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"You too!" Chizuru shrieked in my ear examining my purple wrist
I cringed at her overbearing loudness but let her rant and look at the two other bandages
"Did you fall down the stairs as well?" Mizuiro asked flipping his bangs
Asano gave me his 'I want to know what really happened' face. Secretly, I was thankful Asano did not ask a hundred questions after the Showdown event and just chose to ignore it.
"Nope, I decided to arm wrestle some bears" I grinned as Chizuru and Mizuiro raised their eyebrows at me.
"You know, for some reason I can see you doing that" Mizuiro accepted the answer and went back to the desk
"I knew I liked you for a reason! So bold and daring~"
I smiled at her awkwardly glancing around. Everyone seemed so depressed. Tatsuki was staring angrily out the window. Orihime had her face in her hands. Chad was still healing. Ichigo's ego was bruised.
The only person who seemed approachable was Uryu.
Yeah, I never thought I'd say that either.
"Neh, Oreo-Chan~" I plopped in the desk beside him
He stiffened turning away from me. I raised an eyebrow moving to the desk on the other side of him.
"Oreo-Chan~"
He turned straight towards the board. Not attempting to hide the fact, he was trying to ignore me and everyone else in the room.
"Give it up, Karissa. He's being extra anti-social today" Mizuiro informed me
"Oh really? Well lets see him ignore this~"
I made my way in front of him slamming both my hands on his desk.
"Oreo-Chan!"
"You're making it difficult for me to ignore you" he hissed slapping his hand on his desk.
"…"
"…"
"What day is it?"
"The 17th." Uryu answered slightly thrown off by the sudden change in conversation.
He narrowed his eyes as I used a permanent marker to circle the date on the next month in the class calendar.
"What are you doing?"
"Oh, I'm just marking the calendar so I know which days your pmsing next month~"
"You are insufferable!"
"Then learn to love me~" I winked moving to my seat when sensei enthusiastically entered the class.
The clock couldn't move fast enough in the soul sucking depressed atmosphere that infected the class.
When the bell rung I was the first one out with Asano, whom I forced to buy me lunch.
"Evans! Some people just stormed into the classroom and beat up Kurosaki!" someone yelled at me from in side the classroom.
"Good, maybe they slapped some sense into him" I laughed making my way back to the classroom.
"Uh oh. Now some bald guy is threatening everyone with a stick"
"So is the red head!" another student yelled
A group of students was murmuring to themselves looking and pointing across the room. I followed their gazes. Instantly, my face brightened up even though Ichigo's soulless body was hanging morbidly limp in Renji's arms.
"Rangiku! Yumichika! Ikkaku" I chirped flinging myself across the room.
"What about me?" Renji pouted holding his arms out for a hug.
"Renji!" I said less enthusiastically but hugged him anyway.
"Karissa, this is my Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya"
"Nice to meet you" I grinned hoping he didn't recognize me from the drunken fiasco in his barracks.
"What are you guys doing here anyway?" I asked stiffly after Toshiro sent me a cold glare.
"Guess he remembers"
"Were here about the you know what's from yesterday. But we'll tell you everything somewhere more private"
"Oi! Whose creating all the tension without me?" Asano barked jumping into the room
"You're a bad influence on him" Mizuiro stated snapping his phone shut
"Like you're a saint, playboy" I retorted watching Ikkaku stomp towards Asano
"Who the hell're you?" Ikkaku barked right back at him pulling on his tie. "What're you gawking at like that? Huh? I ground you in to the dirt; deep fry you, then-"
"Didn't I tell you to knock it off, Baldy!" Rangiku snapped hitting the back of Ikkaku's head.
She patted the top of his head afterwards making him bristle.
"Just what do you think you're doing, Matsumoto?" he turned to glare at her "Patting peoples heads like that. I'll k-"
"Shut it! I'll tell Yachiru if you keep making a fuss like this"
"Such drama. This is going to be a long trip" Yumichika commented
"It's better than being around angsty teenagers"
"True. Oh you have to show me that place you call a mall!" Yumichika squealed running his fingers through his hair.
"As long as your paying~"
"Deal!"
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"You should probably knock before entering. Who knows what kind of naughty things those to are getting into!" Isshin told me happily.
"I'll keep that in mind!" I yelled back down at him kicking open Ichigo's door.
"Karissa! It's good to see again!" Rukia chimed
"Diddo." I smiled at her before pouncing onto Ichigo's bed.
"Tell me about them already. What the hell are these Arrancar?" Ichigo whined rocking in his chair
"Wait up!" the disembodied voice of Renji yelled
"Where are you?" I asked looking for possible hiding places in Ichigo's room.
The ceiling light fell off shattering in the middle of the floor. I looked up and sweat dropped.
The four familiar faces of Renji, Ikkaku, Yumichika, and Rangiku were hanging in place of the ceiling light.
"What hell did you guys do to my light?"
"We tried to put in a new light bulb!" Rangiku grinned pointing at Ikkaku's head
"With what?" Ikkaku hissed veins protruding from his skull
"How did you guys get in there?" I asked genuinely curious.
"We're Shinigami honey, we can do anything" Yumichika said as if it was the most obvious thing in the universe
The group crawled out of the light hole and began taking seats so the meeting could commence. I was sitting beneath the window and Rangiku sat to the left of me while Ikkaku to the right. Beside him was Yumichika and beside Rangiku was Renji. Ichigo and Rukia sat across from us in chair.
"The Arrancar are Hollow who have removed their masks and gained the power of both the Hollows and the Shinigami." Renji informed a very serious look on his face
Rukia held up a large poster board with drawings of Hollow teddy bears becoming Arrancar teddy bears.
"Up until now, there were few of them and they were all incomplete. But complete Arrancar have been created due to their contact with Aizen, and his use of the Hougyoku."
Rukia flipped the page and had drawings of teddy bear Yammy and Ulquiorra.
"They're a lot scarier in person" I whispered to Ikkaku ignoring the glare I received from Renji.
"Anyway, you both understand this don't you?"
"Yep, it's not that hard to understand" I said digging through my backpack
"Yeah, I get it. But it would be easier with out the drawings"
I grinned finding my abused PSP and started a game of Tekken up so I had something to keep be from getting too bored.
"At first soul society just planned on quietly watching Aizen until he started to move. Then we suddenly lost three captains to the enemy. They're achieving complete forms quicker than we had anticipated. Once they were sent to the real world, we could no longer just hang back and we're the ones they selected" Renji continued proudly
"Why you guys?" I asked.
They seemed like a rag-tag group to me.
"Rukia was selected because she knows you two the best."
"Not true! I was selected because of my abilities!" Rukia argued mildly insulted
"I'm the closest to Rukia out of all of the available fighters, so I was chosen. And then I was told to pick out some fighters that I could trust who were below captain class. I asked Ikkaku to work together with me." Renji continued on putting on his focused face again
"And then, Yumichika insisted on going. When Rangiku heard the commotion he was making, she said that she wanted to come since it seemed interesting. Rangiku wouldn't hear of being left behind, and so captain Hitsugaya had to come along as the leader… Or some thing like that" he finished with a bright smile
"He talks a lot" I whispered to Ikkaku again
"Tell me about. Once you get him going you can't stop him" he whispered back
"What is this? A picnic?" Ichigo asked looking out the window
I turned around to face the white haired captain, better known as captain Hitsugaya, Kira threw his cupcake on.
"At any rate, Aizen has definitely developed an interest in you, Kurosaki Ichigo" was Toshiro's first statement
"Oh, the poor sport who didn't want to crawl through the ceiling decided to show up" Rangiku smiled at her glowering captain.
"Have you been waiting by the window this entire time? You shouldn't do that! A silver-haired elementary school student stands out enough without you doing something like that." Renji started up again
"Enough!" Toshiro barked at him giving him and Rangiku the stink eye.
"Arrancar are certainly born when a Hollow removes its mask but the resulting mask-less Hollow is not much of a threat. If he was really going to go to war with soul society, then his objective in creating Arrancar is to come up with something even greater than the Menos"
I looked up for a second in interest at this new revelation before returning to the game in my hands.
"Greater than a Menos?"
"Well, more specifically, there are three subdivisions among the Menos,"
I frowned throwing myself completely in the game since I really didn't care about the technicalities.
My thinking is; If something is attacking me, kill it. If something is attack someone I care about, kill it.
"Did you even get what we just said?" Toshiro asked taking the PSP out of my hands
"Yeah, you said 'Yak, yak, yak, Arrancar, Aizen, ten, doom, and destruction' and then some more bullshit about the Seireitei being destroyed by Menos. Blah, blah, blah. I got it" I grumbled taking my game back
"You don't seem to understand the seriousness of the situation" Toshiro glared at me annoyed.
"It's Karissa you're talking to. Just be glad that much made it through her thick head" Ichigo said grinning at me cheekily
"You give me too much credit! I'll forget it all by tonight. Oh wait I already forgot~"
I relished in the few incredulous stares I got but Ichigo and Yumichika seemed to notice I was making a joke.
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"Melf fee!" Kon shrieked around Renji's arm
"Hey, can you really get it out like that?"
Just as Rangiku had asked Renji yanked his arm back out of the lion's mouth holding a small green pill.
"Guess so"
"It's kinda nasty looking"
"Next subject!" Ichigo interrupted taking the green pill from Renji's hand "When are you guys going back?"
"What are you talking about? We aren't going back. We're going to be here until the fight against the Arrancar is over." Renji answered
"Where are all of you staying?" I asked picking up Kon playing with the squeaker in his body.
"Before you answer, let me clear this up. There is no way in hell you're all staying here. I don't have room for you people" Ichigo hissed at a couple of hopeful faces.
"Not even for me?" Rangiku pouted
Ichigo blushed taking a step backwards waving his hands frantically in front of his face.
"Normally, you'd be the last one I'd let stay! Besides, I don't even get why you think it would be okay for you to stay here!"
I laughed as Rangiku began to unbutton her shirt. Ichigo covered his turning a deeper shade of red.
"What are you doing? You can't stay here even if you unbutton your shirt!"
Rangiku lifted her skirt a little making Renji blush along with Ichigo.
"You still can't stay here even if you lift up your skirt a little!"
Ichigo fingers parted a little bit so Rangiku pouted some more for added effect.
"Damn it! Seduction like that isn't going to work on me! I'm definitely not that type of guy!"
"Then why are you peeping?" I asked gaining a glare from the prude
"Close that gap between your fingers then!" Rukia hissed slapping the back of his head
"Oh, you two are just jealous~" Rangiku chimed
"Of what? Your back problems?" I snorted
"You'll admit you're jealous one of these days but in the meantime I'll stay with Orihime since she'd have cute tops that'd fit me~"
"Keep telling yourself that. And did you even ask her?"
"Not yet. You know her she can't say no to anyone."
"Way to take advantage of the kind, Rangiku" I sarcastically congratulated her
"Are you coming too, Captain?"
Toshiro twitched in annoyance for whatever reason shaking his head with a very firm 'no'
"Why nooott! It'll be fun~"
"Because he wants to stay with Karissa, right?" I grinned pulling his cheeks "he wants to snuggle with someone who won't suffocate him with monster boobies!"
"That's not it! I'll find a place to stay!" Toshiro turned bright red shuffling away from me.
Rangiku and I laughed loudly for a few minutes watching the huffing boy walk away. Rangiku waved good bye and went chasing after him.
"That's not how you treat a Captain" Rukia disapproved
"You two are evil" Ichigo stated crossing his arms
"Aww, is Shortcake-Chan jealous Toshi-Kun is getting all the attention?"
"No!" Ichigo yelled quickly turning to Ikkaku and Yumichika
"What about you two?"
The two of them pondered for a moment whispering to each other in their make shift circle. Suddenly the two nodded turning back towards us.
Ikkaku stepped forward looking down at me before slowly beginning to unbutton his shirt. I laughed as Ichigo covered my eyes with his hands.
"Don't try to seduce her!"
"You guys can stay with me" I laughed
"What?" Ichigo hollered completely against the idea
"What what? They let me stay with them so it's common courtesy for me to let them stay with me plus Ikkaku's tactic worked…"
"Bah! You people are all perverts!" Ichigo said dramatically turning to look at Renji and Rukia.
"And you guys?"
"I'm stay with Urahara." Renji said waving us adieu
"And you?"
Rukia took of into Ichigo's house yelling a goodbye over her shoulder.
"W-w-wait!" Ichigo yelled rushing into the house after her
"Alright then, let's go" I grinned
We walked in a comfortable silence since they were new here and wanted to drink in the sights. The last part was mainly Yumichika.
"Shortcake-Chan?" Ikkaku asked walking beside me bored with the clothing stores
"As in Strawberry Shortcake the character" I said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"We're not from the human world, Onigiri-Chan"
"Well, when we get to my house I'll Netflix Strawberry Shortcake for you~"
"Thanks! That's oddly thoughtful of you, Karissa" Yumichika grinned excited to learn about Human culture.
"There's no need for thanks quite yet~" I smiled at Ikkaku's suspicious face
"Oh before I forget, if Pops ever asks you to help him with something in the basement don't agree it no matter what."
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"You owe me ten bucks!" James shouted pointing towards the kitchen "I fucken' told ya yer daughter was a Klepto!"
"She brought something home again?" Pops asked dully from the kitchen
"Yessiree, she did. This time it's two old guys that look like they failed freshman year a couple of times"
"Oi! I'm not a Klepto!"
"You defend yourself but you're not going to defend us? That's not very hospitable" Yumichika grumbled apparently sour about the 'old guy' comment
"You're a fucking grown man! You can defend yourself!"
"She has a point"
Ikkaku pointed out before Yumichika could hiss at me some more. Pops walked into the living room followed closely by Kana. He walked right up to the two and examined their faces.
"Just call me Pops, Boys" he said forcing Yumichika's hand to shake his before he moved onto Ikkaku
"I'm Yumichika Ayasegawa. It's a pleasure to meet you"
"Ikkaku Madarame"
"This here is Kana and" Pops jerked a thumb over his shoulder "That's James. He's going through a mid-life crisis so watch out"
"Right…we'll keep that in mind"
"Good. Karissa lets talk in the kitchen"
"Ok but hold on"
I pulled Kana closer to me and told her to turn on an episode of Strawberry Shortcake and educate them on the magical land.
She happily agreed since she has a weird fetish for the show.
"What did I tell you about bring living things home? First it was the stray animals, then that homeless person, and after that Kana. Now you bring home two boys. This isn't a shelter, ya know?"
"It was snowing like crazy the night I brought that homeless guy home! If I didn't bring him inside he'd freeze to death in the alley I used a shortcut! I didn't wanna walk past a dead smelly guy"
"That's beside the point!"
"Pops, relax, these two are part of a new exchange program our school is trying out so they need a place to stay for a little while. Is it alright if they stay here?"
"…" Pops looked at me skeptically
"The hell is this shit?" James and Ikkaku bellowed from the living room
"I think it's cute albeit childish" Yumichika giggled
"I get a scholarship for participating" I still giggling from their outbursts.
"Well why didn't you say that in the first place?" Pops grinned rushing back into the living room.
"Welcome to your new home!" Pops yelled wrapping his arms around the uncomfortable duo. "Oh lunch is ready~"
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I bit my lip trying to hold back laugher at the awkward atmosphere and prodded shakily at my potato salad.
Pops and James were putting on their 'they act gay but not enough to confirm it' act that seems to make most people uncomfortable.
They asked extremely personal questions mainly the sexual kind. As awkward as it was I couldn't help but laugh at the look on Ikkaku and Yumichika's faces.
"Well boys~ tell us why you chose to stay with my baby girl" Pops said giving them a toothy grin.
"Make sure to choose yer next words carefully, boys" James glared brandishing a shiny steak knife
"Well we met her a-"
"You saw her in the skin tight unitard didn't you?"
I choked on my soda looking at James incredulously along with the two Shinigami.
"I don't blame you for following her home after that!" James slapped his knee opening another beer.
"I gave birth such a cute kid~"
Pops squealed femininely gripping my cheeks then turned back to the boys. He pushed up his glasses going into 'doctor mode'.
"Do you have any diseases or illnesses I should know about before I allow you to stay here?"
"Nope" Ikkaku said quickly taking a large bite of his sandwich
"I hope not" Yumichika pondered
"Are you here to woo our children?" James asked brandishing a plastic spork along with his shiny steak knife
Ikkaku blanched beginning to shove a massive amount of food down his mouth. Yumichika smiled politely patting Kana's hand.
"Well their both very lovely girls"
"I know right?" Pops beamed
"Wrong answer!" James growled stabbing Yumichika's hand with the spork
I laughed almost choking again watching Yumichika cradle the injured hand.
"Shame on you, James! He was giving us a complement~ besides wooing is a part of growing up. Do I need to have the birds and bees talk with you?"
"Bee 'n birds do have nothing to do with this!"
"Great grammar" I muttered moving my hand before he could impale it with a spork,
"Your getting slow too. Is it close to winter already?"
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"You tell me, Grizzly Bear" I grinned patting his bulging stomach
"You asked for it" he warned
Crack.
My eyes widened seeing my plate of food coming closer to my face. My nose-dove straight into the potato salad.
I lifted my head out of the food. Instantly the room filled with laughter. The wood chair beneath me crumpled to the floor when I stood up to get a towel for my face.
"Wow, you snapped both the legs off" I said eying the chair
"Ya learn that in the Marines"
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"You wished to speak to me?" Tessai's voice boomed through the speakers
"I wouldn't have called if I didn't" I pointed out holding the phone against my ear with my shoulder
"Right. What do you need, Karissa-Chan?"
I told him all of the events that took place during the School Night Smackdown even the fact that Asano was there to witness it all.
"Hurm."
"Don't start with that" I groaned turning on my Playstation 3
I had a lot of catching up to do on my games.
"You connect to souls, genius."
"Geez, I called for advice not insults" I muttered glaring at the screen when my character died.
"Hollow's still have a soul so you must have bonded to it and it enjoyed the feeling of your soul so much It felt It had to protect you"
"Oh, I thought Hollow's were evil though"
"That's generally true but I guess you hit a soft spot"
"I guess but still that doesn't seem exactly right"
"Hurm. I have an idea come to the shop after school tomorrow"
"Okie dokie, thanks"
Click.
I tossed the phone on my bed sliding open my dresser drawers.
"What is wrong with that man?" Yumichika yelled bursting into my room as I was getting ready for bed
"What…Haha!…Happened?" I laughed pointing at him
I did not attempt to cover my mouth after seeing Yumichika's dyed blue body with bits of confetti stuck on it and his sticky blue hair.
"When I went to take a shower James was heading for it too. So I thought it was a race but…" Yumichika sniffled "When I ran in there to beat him to the shower, I discovered he buttered the floor!"
Yumichika threw his hands into the air flopping onto my bed staining my crisp white goose down comforter blue. I frowned at him. I liked that comforter now it looks like I murdered a Smurf.
"I slid right into the tub which he filled with this blue dye" he gestured to his blue skin.
"When I rushed out, James" Yumichika spat his name out like it was poison. "Threw confetti in my beautiful face yelling 'Semper Fi'. I don't even know what that means!"
"You owe me a new comforter"
Yumichika gapped like a fish as I pushed him out of the room to finish getting changed. He whirled around to face me.
"I had the most traumatic experience of my life and you're complaining about a comforter?"
"Yeah pretty much" I shut the door grinning when I heard him let out a frustrated yell
Beep.
Beep.
Beep.
I swung the door back open looking at Yumichika who was looking at the cellphone in his hand.
He rushed back into my room throwing himself on my bed forcing his soul from his Gigai.
"What's going on?"
"You can't feel it?" Yumichika looked at me blankly
"Feel what?"
Sure I felt a little bit of a tingle but I couldn't make out what it was.
"Dibs!" Ikkaku yelled rushing past my room in his Shinigami form
"You'll see when we get there!" Yumichika said grinning because he wasn't blue anymore.
