There is uproar on the pitch.

Cootes and Peaks rush in to grab Harry who slipped off his broom and is unconscious.

Madam Hooch is trying to stop the Hufflepuff team but the Seeker has the snitch.

Opportunistic prats.

We all rush down to the pitch and sprint over to Harry.

McGonagall and Dumbledore have already reached him by the time we make it.

Dumbledore has already conjured a stretcher for Harry and is walking away with it and Harry.

'It's his own fault really.' A voice brags loudly from behind us.

I turn slowly and look up into McLaggens face.

'And how did you reach that conclusion?' I ask in a very calm even tone.

Everyone else, noting my voice backs off. Colin and Becks, to my right, grin at me and smirk at McLaggen.

'He's a dead man.' Someone whispers in the crowd behind me.

'Well, if he let me do what I was doing we would have won. And he wouldn't be unconscious.'

'So in your opinion, the best thing to do would have been for you to keep letting in goals, trying to prove you could play a one on seven quidditch match. To play a position you don't play. In the end, your cracking the Captain of our team's skull was entirely his fault?'

'You got it.'

'I was being sarcastic you huge idiot, moron, who can't play quidditch to save his live, you son of a bitch!! WHAT THE FUCK?? You let in over 20 goals!!' I take in a deep breath cutting him off before continuing my rant.

'TWENTY?? And you have the nerve to tell us how to play?? You have only played one match and suddenly your better then my brother?'

'Your brother is useless.'

The crowd behind me gasps.

'He didn't!'

'Oooh but he did!!' I can hear Colin and Becks whispering from behind.

'I'm sorry?' I ask forcing politeness at him.

'You heard me.'

How did this child survive childhood?

How many TIMES was he dropped on his head??

How did his parents resist the urge to throttle him??

Because, let me tell you the urge is practically overwhelming right now.

I take a deep shuddering breath and close my eyes. I hear McLaggen moving away.

'See even his little sister agrees.'

I tried being calm.

I tried being reasonable.

I tried being blue.

Now I see red.

'You wanna know why the Weasleys are known for their tempers?'

He turns and looks at me.

'Well it doesn't matter does it? Cause I'm gonna show why.'

'Like I'm going to be scared of you. Look little girl why don't you skedaddle... go after your thick ass boyfriend and sob over his prone form or whatever you fan-girls do.'

Now he's going down.

How far down, I hear you ask?

Well let's just say that the people of China will have a whole new problem on their hands.

It's at times like these that I am soo grateful that I have so many brothers.

I'm not the type to back down from a fight easily.

Putting it lightly, obviously

'I'm not fan-girl, nor is my boyfriend thick ass that title is already taken. You may know him, the waste of space the just happens to be the same width, breath and length as you.'

'Coincidence, who knows?' I ask arching eyebrow slowly withdrawing my wand.

He watches my arm slowly comprehending what is going to happen.

For a N.E.W.T. student he really is incredibly thick.

I smirk before casting that one spell I adore above all others.

Bat Bogey Hex naturally enough.

'Nuff said.


'Harry!' I call as I enter the Hospital Wing.

'Sorry, Gin-Bob he's still knocked out. Pomfrey says that he won't be awake til later tonight.' Ron says looking up from a Transfiguration book.

Hermione is sitting on the end of his bed and fiddling with her red and gold scarf.

'Also thank you for the defence down at the pitch.'

I plonk myself down on the end of Harry's bed and look at Ron confused.

'Say what?'

'Oh didn't you know? Your voices just has the tendency to carry a tad bit. We heard the whole confrontation. I thought you'd do more... specially after the fan-girls bit...'

'Well I'm not finished yet. I just have to add a little something extra.'

'Yeah. I thought as much. Harry is going to have a fit though when he wakes up.' I look down at Harry, his glasses sitting on the table beside him and what looks like a huge white turban wrapped round his head.

And even then his hair still manages to stick out a various angles, which should be tamed by the miles of bandages but clearly not.

'Hmmm... well I'd best be going... The others are going to need a bit of help with the par taking of the revenge on McLaggen. When it comes to pranks... In Hogwarts... You need the Weasley flair!!'

'You said it sis!'

'Night y'all!' I wave as I leave the Hospital Wing narrowly avoiding Pomfrey.

I wander up to the Common Room at no real rushed pace, my methods of torture can wait a while...

There is a rather large Weasley reputation to maintain after all.

How exactly do you compete with swap leaving brothers?

And hero ones?

Ahhh Ron forever the understated hero!!

'Confucius.' I say and the Fat Lady swings open nodding her head.

Everyone turns to look at me as I enter.

'He's going to be fine. My guess it both of them will be out by tomorrow.' I've spent a lot of time in the Hospital Wing.

So I have the uncanny ability to know when Pomfrey is at the end of her tether. Sure I didn't see her which enough indication for me!

Mwuahahaaaa!!

'GINNY!!' Several voice yell at me.

'What?'

'What are we going to do about... You know...?'

'I think that we need to devise a scheme that is devious and also will not be pinned on any of us...'

I trail off staring over at the couches near the fireplace.

I see Seamus looking over guiltily whilst Lavender and Parvarti are giggling. I turn to look at Dean who is miming hitting something with a bat then pulling a very odd expression and falling over.

I frown and march over flipping my robe back, purely for the ripping robe effect. (It makes me seem so much more intimidating!)

'Oh Merlin!! Harry looked like a total idiot!' Dean snorts as he sits back down.

'Oh so having your skull cracked looks hilariously stupid? Nearly falling to your death is amazing humorous?' I ask waspishly, glaring at Dean.

He stares up at me. 'What? Are you going to sue me for having a sense of humour? Why are you over here anyway?'

'You should count yourself lucky I don't hex you. And I came over because I thought there had to be some other explanation for your behaviour, maybe you were mimicking someone else but clearly I was wrong.' I march away and back to the rest of the team.

'McLaggen isn't the only one we need to bring down.' I spit out practically snarling.

'Okidoke.' Zela remarks leaning back in her chair.

'What do we do, oh Prank Mistress?' Jimmy asks straightening up.

'Loving the name by the way! And we are going to have some fun! And we are going to pin all the blame on Dean Thomas.'

Revenge is soooo sweet!!


Stupid effing detention.

Here I am in the Dungeons scrubbing out cauldrons.

Why can't first years avoid burning bits of brain and eyes and a whole other melody of disgusting things to their cauldrons??

Why??

Nothing is ever simple in my life.

And hour left.

Scrub. Scrub. Scrub.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!

Some mysterious green glop as attached itself to my hand!!

GET IT OFF!!

GETITOFFAME!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

NOW IT'S ON MY FACE!!

'AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME!!' I yell before tripping backwards and landing on the floor, hard.

Ow!

Would you leave me alone you stupid floor!!

If I'm so stupid then why do you keep coming back?

Because I'm a very klutzy person.

That's what they all say.

So there are others? Whore!

But you are my favourite!

That's what they all say.

HA I WIN!!

But I also lose as I look up into the face of Snape.

'I thought I instructed you to clean out these cauldrons Weasley. Would you mind telling me how this involves you sitting on the floor?'

'I tripped.'

'You tripped?'

'Yeah some of that weird green glop attached itself to my hand and as I tried to get rid of it... I tripped.'

He storms off and out of the classroom.

Does he even know how to walk like he's not continuously pissed off?

I doubt it.

'Stupid hard-ass floor.' I mutter to myself as I pick myself up and pick up the scrubbing brush.

'Scrub, scrub, scrub.' I sing to myself.

Shit. Still have 55 minutes left.

'Ahhh Ms. Weasley!! What are you doing down here?' I look up to see Slughorn beaming at me.

'Oh hullo Professor and detention much to my chagrin.'

'Ho ho!! Well I'd be rather surprised if you wanted a detention.'

'Well, people tend to believe that we Weasleys take pride in it. Truth be told that's only Fred and George.' I roll my eyes sending a bit of charred dragon scale flying (what would Charlie say?).

He booms with laughter again and not noting the strange look on my face continuous to talk about varying witches and wizards he has taught has still talks too these days...

Yeah I care.

SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!

Argh.

'So tell me, Ginny, why haven't seen you at any of my little parties lately?' I pull myself out of my thoughts and try to rearrange my face into a vaugely curious expression.

So terribly hard when you are dying of boredom.

'Oh I've had quidditch practice and been visiting Ron.' I say not to upset by the fact I've avoided every single bloody 'get-together' since the Christmas fiasco.

WOOT!!

Thank you Harry!!

'Ah yes Rupert.'

'Ron. His name is RON!!'

Idiot.

Huge walrus of an idiot.

'Oh yes, I do apologise. How is he? He must be getting out soon?'

'I think tomorrow's the day.'

'With Harry I would imagine.'

'Most likely.'

Can you go away now please??

The door swings open.

'Weasley you can go now.'

Thank you!!

And I never thought I'd be grateful to Snape.

Well... I guess anything's possible.

I get to leave the Batcave!!

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn Harry anyways!! Him and his weird muggle phrases. I hate him.

Well no not really.

I'd never damn him.

I love him far too much for that.

...

Wait a minute!!

Love him?

Oh crap.

I am in love with HARRY FREAKING POTTER!!


D'awwwww!!

Ginny loves Harry!! Well we knew that put she has come to the proper realisation!!

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