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Top Ten List


"Ten!" Connie shouts. "A hookup in every 7-11."

"Nine!" Lula exclaims. "Truffles always like your outfit."

"Eight!" Connie responds. "No condom negotiations!"

"Amen," Lula laughs. "Where were we?" Connie holds up fingers. "Oh. Seven!
Stephanie, your turn."

"Chocolate, duh!"

"Says it all," Connie laughs. "Six! Nobody expects a candy bar to call you back."

"Kinda weak, homegirl," Lula comments. "Five! That M&M cartoon guy is really large."

Even I snort.

"Four, three and two: Cadbury, Ghirardelli, and Dove."

"One!" Lula shouts, "Steph's turn,"

"Ranger!" I blurt.

He smiles from the doorway. "Ladies, no way is chocolate better than sex."