Whoa, almost to chp 30 :P Esha Napoleon, um, Matt and junk food is actually worse than Jeff and Skittles. Matt muse: (runs thru) Cookies! Terrah: (groans) No. Matt muse: (stops and pouts) Jeff muse: Terrah said I'm not allowed to beat up other people's Punk muses (glares at me) Terrah: (whistling innocently) Jeff muse: (slouches down in seat) But, that's alright. Imma have my own to abuse here in a little while. Terrah: What's that mean? Jeff muse: You think I dun hear the convos you have w/ that Punk muse, Terrah? B/c I can. Terrah: (sighs) I can only hear him. I haven't been able to see the little shit yet. He's hiding. Jeff muse: Which is why Imma fish him out. Mor muse: Oh, god! Not a Punk muse! He'll come after me! (scampers over to Matt and starts to shake him) Don't let him get me, Matty! I'm too pretty! Jeff muse: (jerks Mor off Matt) Quiet, pretty (pets on Mor) I wonder if we could use you as bait (ponders) Mor muse: (whimpers) Terrah: Dammit, guys. We are not even this far yet in posting! Ooh, sorry, we can't help anyone on a story right now. Sorry. LegacyChick, Randy in this chp. Thank you, XD. I luv miss Jeff and Edge, next chp is here, hun. Seraphalexiel, Matt owns almost everyone.. No, JoMo wasn't that mean. He's just a little antagonist who craves attention. Jeri muse: And will stupidly antagonize psychotic Hardy muses to get it. That's one's not right in the head, Terrah (tisk-tisks) Not right in the head at all (shakes head and sighs) Terrah: U have zero room to talk, mister. Jeri muse: (squeaks) Dark Fae Angel.. um.. Jeff muse: (polishing dart gun) Punkers is gunna be all mine. (giggles insanely) Matty, lock up Addy and.. Terrah: Gah! Get outta my reviews! Hunter muse: We can't. We're severely attention deprived (pouts) HBK muse: Just b/c the psycho Hardy muses pout doesn't mean it'll work for you. Matt/Jeff muses: (insulted) Hey!? Terrah: Ugh. (rubs temples) Tuning them out now. P.S. Yus, you've told me.. he's worse w/ cookies. Matt muse: (runs past) Cookies! Terrah: Whelps, they have successfully taken over the review replies before we even got to the chp. JoMoFan-spot, Jeffy was just teasing Morrie. They argue like that all the time. Actually, I see Punkers more as a bottom to most, sans a select few.. It's actually hard for me to see him as top.. One of the only ones I can see him topping is Mor. & I could make Punk top Addy. Jeff muse: (growls loudly) Oh, hell no! Even if there is a CM muse he better keep far FAR away from MY Addy-kins! Terrah: In a story, Jeff, in a story! Jeff muse: Terrah, we have discussed this. (stalks off) Mor muse: Possessive much? Terrah: Very... Edge muse: Pirate story? Hey! That's kinda like the one Fae and Terrah were talking about where.. (voice muffled under Matt's hand) Matt muse: (holding to Addy) I got this one, Terrah. Edge muse: (blinks as he is carried away) Jeff actually likes Addy's hair blond. (shrugs) // Sorry they took over the reviews, but I have been ignoring them. I've had a nasty head cold. Luckily it's not the flu again. On with the story, lol.


Muse Troubles;
Chapter twenty-nine/ 'Horror Movie'
Rated; M/ L, (threats of kidnapping and bondage, kidnapping, M'Preg as usual, talks of poop and baby responsibilities-- now, that's really scary (shudders)-- some violence)
Set-up; My Evil Diabolical Randy muse tempts my Psychotic Jeff muse again.. & all b/c I can't stop fucking w/ the balance :P July/14, 12, 24/2009. Such a mess, lol.

Talking about Randy inserting himself into the latest chp of 'ANB' and 'Adore' July 14, 2009.

RE; Anna; Well, blame my Randy muse for vanishing for a looooooong time then showing up all at once just before I fell asleep with that idea. I think that he just doesn't want me to end the story even though it's not about him.

In Email; He likes to torture Jeff, I think. I've done informed my Randy muse that there are certain stories that he's not allowed to touch. 'No Longer Forbidden', 'Twisted Jealousy'-- not wrote yet, Matt and Jeff fighting for Addy, 'Ride', 'POV', 'Adore'-- for the most part, and maybe not 'Master and Puppet'-- Adam/Edge, demon story. He's allowed to play in 'Sold'-- of course, 'Adore'-- just a tiny bit, 'Cotton Candy'. 'Fate Happened'-- is his. He won in 'Captive'-- even though I think Randy at one point loved Edge in 'Captive' and just wouldn't admit it.. he just fell out of love with him and developed feelings for Jeff once he found out what type of monster Edge really was. Randy also gets to play in 'Nympho Ranch'-- the sex addiction story, if I write it, and 'Sadistic Desires'. The titles 'Master and Puppet', and 'Nympho Ranch' are not set in stone yet. They may change. (A/N-- I used 'Master and Puppet'.)

RE; Anna; Well, what I think set my Randy muse off is the fact that I had seen a Randy Orton action figure today at Walmart then he started flipping out a bit.

In Email; Muses can be set off by the strangest things. Mine likes to hide for days on end. He stays in the darkest corners of my mine waiting for just the right moments to mess up a story.

Randy muse: Or make it better.

Terrah: Whatever. (rolls eyes)

In Email; My Matt muse is the one who's taking over all my stories right now. But, he gets jealous when he's not being talked about.

Randy muse: And you think that just b/c he's pregnant he should get all the attention. (folds arms) It's NOT fair.

Terrah: Well, actually, Matt was craving my attention before all that. It led to him kidnapping Edge and holding him hostage in a SAW inspired bathroom.

Randy muse: Which is another thing that irritates me; Jeff finally caved and decided to share Adam w/ Matt. The three of them are all lovey-dovey and acting all sweet together, while poor Randy is left out in the cold alone. (mock pouting)

Terrah: You need to stop reading my reviews for this, along with the ones for 'Sold'. I like Hardedge.. What? I'm sorry you're left out, but you want Edge all to yourself, and that leaves Matt and Jeff out.

Randy muse: Biased writer.

Terrah: Selfish muse.

Randy muse: (deviously) Sticks and stone, Terrah.

Terrah: (sighs) Look, I know everytime you decide to pop back up, it means you're planning something diabolical. Well, I have news for you, stay away from Edge and Matt and their little girl, and stay away from Jeff and HIS Addy and Matty. They're happy. I'm happy. You're NOT gonna fuck that up.

Randy muse: Happiness is just another term for boredom. I'm here to shake shit up. Whether you like it or not. Happy, Terrah? I'll be happy when Edge is mine. And I think I know how to get what I want. (grins sinisterly)

Terrah: You must really want tied back to that tree then.

Randy muse: Always bondage with you. You LIKE bondage... (growls) you like bondage? Well.. (smirks) You're gonna get bondage. (leaves)

Terrah: (groans) Christy?!

Christian muse: Yeah?

Terrah: Randy is starting shit again.

Christian muse: I'll be on watch. I think I'll have Jeri install those (makes quotation marks) security (ends quotation marks) cameras all in the house.

Terrah: Good idea. And w/ as much as I loathe Hunter; him and Shawny want to help with the baby, so.. have them on Viper watch until further notice.

Christian muse: (salutes) Aye-aye, Captain.. well, I'm the Captain, Captain Charisma.. but, you get my point..

Terrah: (sighs) Yes, but still that was lame..

Christian muse: Whatever. (leaves)

RE; Anna; Oh, come on, if you're going to spend time with your cousin; the least you could do is finish that scene between Adam and Randy instead of just leaving it where you did on what you sent to me. (Talking about 'Adore')

In Email; I'm going to finish it, don't worry.

Randy muse: Of course she is-- hint sarcasm (folds arms)

Terrah: You shut up.

Randy muse: Never. (leaves again)

Terrah: (groans)

RE; Anna; Why is that the Randy muses are pre-programmed to vanish at will then return to disrupt stories and drive the people whose minds where they reside nuts?

In Email; I have no idea. But, it's annoying as all hell.

RE; Anna; Okay. Well, I hope that you will send another part of that scene to me.

In Email; I'm getting it ready for post now. I finished it before I went to bed and I've been editing now. My Randy muse hates me now :P I don't care though. He'll learn he's not boss 'round here.

--xx--

RE; Fae; I'll check out Matt's MySpace. I saw his scar to and once I got past the bruise I realized where the scar was and wondered why his pants couldn't be just a wee bit lower.... My perversions never stop.

RE; Fae; I know that it was ME who gave Matt the chocolate, but I'm kinda starting to regret that decision. There's kinda this thing about eating healthy and being careful about calories when you're preggers and pigging out on chocolate is not going to help. Plus, we don't want Matt to end up with gestational diabetes 'cause then there'll be bed-rest and extended hospital stays. And amniocentesis, which is where they stick a BIG needle in your preggo belly to get amniotic fluid to test for things. I really need to stop watching Discovery Health.

RE; Fae; Matty, it's not that we don't care about your hair or attire, it's just that we all know you're damn sexy no matter what. Not that I'm insinuating anything about Jeff and Edge....

RE; Fae; Terrah....WHY MUST YOU TEASE ME WITH THOUGHTS OF EDGE, OIL, AND MASTURBATION?!!!?!!! YOU EVIL EVIL EVIL WONDERFUL WOMAN! Yay! Clowns! I believe every child should be forced into rooms decorated with the very thing that frightens so many people. And sparkles. And poopy diapers aren't hard once you get used to it. Barring liquid diarrhea and those few instances where you swear there's more poop than baby. Can't remember if I ever mentioned this; but I was kinda a nanny for my niece a few years back. Matt, Jeff, Adam; be prepared to learn how to chase a small child with a pair of pants trying to get her clothed while she's running, and being asked to read the same book six times in a row and watch the same Lazytown episode three times in a row and spoonfuls of what the jar says is peas but you're sure it's some kind of swamp muck being flung at your face 'cause she doesn't like it no matter how much she needs to eat it 'cause she needs her veggies and it's the last jar of anything left in the house. And do you know how many times babies poop a day, let alone pee!? And don't even get me started on when somebody won't take her nap. But all in all, I loved taking care of her.

RE; Fae; And I'm beginning to think your Jericho muse is a masochist. But you do have so many sadists running around in there, you need someone for them to take it out on.

RE; Fae; I'm with Matt and Edge; Skittles is just asking for this girl to have ADD. Do we REALLY want a tiny female Jeff running around in there?...Mebe.

RE; Fae; Ha! I actually did burst out laughing when Morrison said that. There has got to be a writer stealing from you! And as for Ziggler/Maria; well, we already know she's got a bad taste in men, remember she dated Santino before there was Glamarella (shudders) I could have been wrong-- Shut it, Edge!

RE; Fae; P.S. Since, I'm convinced this baby's going to be born psychotic and raised as such; what about Alessa as a name? Ya know, like the evil little girl in the Silent Hill movie? I love that movie, especially the part where the barbed-wire vines go up through the woman's cooch and rip her apart...... and that sounded crazy even to me. (snuggles Matt muse) There, cause I can!

--xx--

In PM; Hehe, I thought the same thing when I saw the pic of Matt's scar. Why weren't the damn pants lower?! Seriously?! Matt's such a tease (huffs) Not fair, man.

In PM; Don't worry about the chocolate. It became forgotten as soon as this convo happened.

--flashback to after chp 4 of 'Adore' was wrote--

Randy muse: You damn dirty writer.

Terrah: (very proud) You've been bottomed again by me, at the hands of Edge. You've lost control, Randy.

Randy muse: So, that pretty little bitch thinks he can top me? (scoffs) HA!

Terrah: Edge? Wrong.

Jeff muse: I wrote that scene, Orton. I'm tired of your bullshit. You come near me, my Addy, or Matty, or our dear little Skittles again and I'll put an end to you. In fact, I want you to stay the hell away from Christy and Mor too. You want to do something? Go torment Bigfoot and see what he DOES to YOU.

Randy muse: Big man, huh? You'll pay for this, Jeff. When you least expect it, you'll pay (slinks off)

Jeff muse: (baring teeth, seething) Lousy, son of a.. fucking Orton.. (stalks of muttering)

--end flashback-- present day--

In PM; Since then, Christian's been on Orton watch and sans Christian and Jeff, who have drove me crazy on 'Adore', the rest have been pretty much hiding.

In PM; Hehe, everytime I call one of the others pretty or hott, etc, another starts pouting. I called Edge and Matt hott and Christian was pouting. They're such drama queens! Ha!

In PM; I must tease everyone possible with thoughts of Adam masturbating w/ oil.. (blinks and hears tapping)

Edge muse: Ahem? (taping foot)

Terrah: What? (shrugs)

Edge muse: We had that scene wrote out weeks and weeks ago!

Terrah: Not my fault the computer was acting stupid.

Mor muse: You just wanted the whole world to think about you masturbating. That proves you're a slut.

Terrah: Oh, yay! Mor's back! (happy)

Edge muse: (twitches, blinks and glares at Mor) Slut..? Slut..? Did you just call me a slut?

Mor muse: Are you deaf too?

Jericho muse: He's a Hardy boy slut.

Terrah: There's shame in that? (confused by concept of there being shame in being a Hardy boy's slut)

Edge muse: Oh, would you get your mind out of the gutter for all of two seconds?

Terrah: Nope.

Jericho muse: Can we get Edge back in the nurse costume, Terrah? That was a big hit and me and Mizzie want to capitalize on it's rousing success.

Mor muse: (scoffs) That costume is so yesterday.

Terrah: Nope.

Mor muse: I vote school girl.

Jericho muse: (eyes light up) Ooh, yeah, that'd be hott!

Edge muse: (shaking head in confusion) Whoa.. No way am I dressing as a school girl. I thought I was gaining some of my manhood back.

Terrah: Nope.

Mor muse: Not with Jeff writing your parts and you handling his.

Terrah: Nope.

Mor muse: Can you say anything else at all?

Terrah: Nope.

Mor/Jericho muses: Ugh!

In PM; Y'know, clowns never frightened me as a child. I wasn't the bravest kid in the world, but for some odd reason clowns didn't and still don't scare me-- not even w/ seeing Captain Spaulding in 'The Devil's Rejects', and that clown in that Stephan King movie 'IT'. And as far as poop, we're letting DX handle all that.

HBK muse: (shocked) We are?

Hunter muse: (also shocked) We are?

Terrah: Yes, we are.

Hunter muse: Since when?

Terrah: Since Imma sex scene writer that can't write for shit when kids are around and need all the other muses to pull it off. So, when Imma working, you're babysitting.

HBK muse: (huffs all prissy like) Well. (turns and stalks off)

Hunter muse: You don't appreciate us.

Terrah: Yes, I do. I'm trusting you with the spawn of Matt and Adam.

Hunter muse: (gulps) God, we're doomed. (fearfully follows Shawn, muttering something unheard)

Terrah: See, drama queens. (shakes head)

In PM; Ha, the fourth chp of 'Adore' proved Jeri is a masochist.

Jericho muse: Sez who? (folds arms)

Terrah: Only true masochists would take shit off of Edge in any scene.

Jericho muse: But, Jeff wrote that scene.

Terrah: Still, Edge was dominate in the chp. Maybe you get all hard for Jedam bossing you around

Jericho muse: You are truly demented and egotistical.

Terrah: I am anything but egotistical. Sheesh, learn a new word!

Jericho muse: Gelatinous?

Terrah: Nah, that's old too.

Jericho muse: Sanctimonious?

Terrah: Eh, I still like that one.

Mor muse: You spelled 'sanctimonious' wro...

Edge muse: (grinning)

Mor muse: Ugh, it gets old.

Terrah: Holy shit on a stick! Is everything getting old?! Shut the fuck up, Mor!

Edge muse: Please?

Jericho muse: Terrah should slash you two.

Edge/Mor muses: (glare at Jeri)

Terrah: I'd like to slash Jeri and Mor actually. You both are so catty and wear lotza glitter.

Mor muse: (holds hand up) Whatever. (stalks off)

In PM; Female Jeff?

Matt muse: No. We don't.

Jeff muse: Hey, I resent that. And why aren't you in hiding?

Matt muse: Cause I'm sick of it. I miss Terrah and her friends and writing and reading with her. Orton hasn't made a move in days.

Christian muse: (skids to a stop in hallway, panting) Shit shit shit.. (pants)

Matt muse: (concerned) Christy, what's wrong?

Edge muse: Summon me? Christian, shit, you look like you've seen a ghost.

Terrah: Well, he is cowardly and I have been watching a shit load of horror movies. Oh, please tell me I didn't conjure up a Jason Voorhees muse?

Christian muse: (gasping for air) Worse.. (pants)

Jeff muse: (gulps) Michael Myers?

Christian muse: (shakes head and walks over to Matty) No.. (lays head down on Matt's stomach)

Terrah: I could guess all day, but maybe we need to know now.

Christian muse: Randy's coming.

Jeff muse: (eyes narrow)

Edge muse: (latches onto Matt)

Terrah: Shit, all that for that piece of news! How the hell do you know?

Jeff muse: He better stay the fuck away. (clinches teeth)

Christian muse: I saw it on the computer screen, he sent me a email, he has this place set up, somewhere in even further reaches of Terrah's dark mind. He's got it prepared for a.. for a..

Terrah: For a..?

Edge muse: (touching Matt's belly) I felt it kick!

Jeff muse: (grabs Edge by the hair)

Edge muse: (yelps)

Jeff muse: Is that important right now?

Edge muse: Yes.. no one's been paying much attention to Matt's belly, sans that creepy doctor and all his creepy tools.

Jeff muse: (growls and releases Edge)

Terrah: When did he say the baby would be born, Christy?

Christian muse: Well.. (distracted by Matt lifting up his shirt to look at belly)

Matt muse: Least it's showing.

Edge muse: And you have a healthy glow about you, doll. (begins kissing Matt on the side of the face and neck, making all kinds of smacking sounds)

Matt muse: (giggling) Stop..

Jeff muse: (growls as he watches Edge and Matt out of the corner of his eye)

Terrah: M'kay, more important shit right now.

Christian muse: (snaps back to reality) He said it could be a week, two weeks, basically anytime. It's your mind, Terrah, the possibilities are endless here, you know the rules.

Terrah: (sighs)

Matt muse: We need a baby name.

Terrah: Never mind that! What was Randy planning, dammit!?

Christian muse: (sighs sadly and glances over at Matt then Adam) A C-section.

Jeff muse: (jaw drops)

Edge/Matt muses: (stare at Christy)

Jeff muse: Tell me you're kidding, Christy (starts shaking Christian by the shoulders) Tell me, dammit!

Christian muse: I ha..hate this.. Pl..please.. st..stop..

Jeff muse: (stops)

Christian muse: I wish I was. He told me so himself. He wants Adam, and if he doesn't get it.. Matt'll be his sacrifice.

Jeff muse: (growls) Not if I get him first. Stay with Matty (leaves)

Terrah: Shit, Jeff, wait..

Jeff muse: (gone)

Mor muse: Okay, is it me; or is Jeff acting funny?

Terrah: Cram it, Mor.

Mor muse: Okay, so are we on another muse hunt?

Edge/Matt muses: (groans)

In PM; We said no on Alessa. Matt muse calls me Ally when we're not working. My real name starts w/ an 'A' and I hate my real name, and my middle name is Leigh and I hate it, so he calls me Ally. Edge figured it'd get confusing. But, that barb-wire scene in 'Silent Hill' was cool as hell.

Randy muse: Wanna know what else is cool?

Terrah: (beholds a dark room) Fuck, Randy. No. Leave Matty alone. I won't let you hurt..

Randy muse: The baby? (smirks) The kid'll be fine. I promise. But, Matt's got to go. He takes up all your time, gets his way too damn much, and is ruining 'Sold' for me.

Terrah: Jeez, you're bleak delusional concept of how shit should be ran and handled in MY head must suck out loud!

Randy muse: (growls) Don't get testy with me, Terrah.

Terrah: You're a killer now? S'that it?

Randy muse: You love scary movies. I guess your favorite is what plays out in your head and keeps you from entering dark rooms and makes you jump at every sound. It's free to get into Jeff's Imag-I-Nation, but it should cost a pretty penny to get into yours. It's dark and demented in here. There's all kinds of shit that you refuse to let them see.

Terrah: 1st, I don't write for money. I don't want to. 2nd, this isn't a horror story, Randy. This is basically us on our off days having fun. But, you spoil the fuck out of it.

Randy muse: (gazes down at ground) Jeff's all alone in here too, y'know?

Terrah: And that means what?

Randy muse: (looks back up) He's jealous of Matt cause of Adam and he's jealous of Adam b/c of Matt. He's the weak link in Hardedge. He'll be their downfall b/c the pathetic little worms can't pay enuff attention to him.

Terrah: What are you saying, Rand?

Randy muse: You watched Scream. I have to have a partner, Sid. (smirks arrogantly)

Terrah: Wait.. shit, Jeff's not.. (sees living room of house) Shit. Hunter, Shawn?!

Hunter muse: Yes, we've been summoned!

HBK muse: We still got it (high fives Hunt)

Terrah: Wanna be important and helpful? Go fetch Jeff and bring his ass back here at all costs.. (thinks about that statement) Um, just bring him back alive.

Hunter muse: Can do.

HBK muse: (salutes and follows Hunt out)

--sometime later--

In PM; I'm picking up no muse activity, sans Christy peeling a banana on the couch as he sits next to Matt and Edge. I have no clue why.

Matt muse: We're sitting here, which means you're getting muse activity.

Terrah: Thank you, Matt. I'm sure I could have figured that out.

Edge muse: I hope Jeff's alright. I wish he'd stop being so damn paranoid. I miss my Jeffy. (pouts)

Matt muse: He'll get out of it. (has shirt raised, poking at belly) I really wish this baby was out of me now. I'm tired of being preggers.

Edge muse: Whelp, I'm bored. What do we do?

Terrah: (sighs) We just wait.

Mor muse: (enters)

Matt muse: What're you doing here? (pulls down shirt)

Edge muse: Hey, I was loving on that. (pulls Matt's shirt back up and resumes loving on Matt's belly)

Mor muse: Added protection.

Terrah: (scoffs) Yeah, Orton shows up, you'll scat.

Mor muse: (sticks out tongue) Miz and Jeri are installing extra cameras anyhow.

Jericho muse: (from outside) Shit!

Mor muse: (jumps as he hears a loud thud) What's that?

Lights: (go out)

Christian muse: (whimpers)

Mor muse: (jumps in Christy's arms)

Matt muse: (groans)

Edge muse: Oh, shit. This totally reeks.

Terrah: You're telling me.

Miz muse: (screams)

Mor muse: Mizzie!?

Miz muse: (silent)

Terrah: Stay here. (scans through house) I can't see a thing sans in the living room and then just barely.

Lights: (completely die)

Terrah: (groans in frustration) Spoke too soon.

Mor muse: (whimpering in a cowardly manner) Christy, is that still you?

Christian muse: I dunno, is that still you...?

Mor muse: Hey hey hey..!? Ooh..

Christian muse: Yup, still you.

Edge muse: (gasps)

Terrah: (hears scuffle)

Matt muse: Addy? Where'd ya go? Addy?

Edge muse: Matt? (coughs) Someone grabbed me. Matt?

Mor muse: Shit, where's the fucking flashlight? (rummaging through all kinds of shit around the living room) Ohmf!

Terrah: (hears thud) Mor? Adam?

Edge muse: Over here.

Terrah: Where? Matt?

Matt muse: I found Adam.

Edge muse: How do you know? (is smacked) Ow!

Matt muse: (snickers) I know that ass anywhere.

Christian muse: Morrison? Johnny? Where are..? Uhmp.. (groans)

Terrah: (hearing all kinds of beating noises) What the hell is going on?

Lights: (come back on)

Jeff muse: (wearing thick gloves and holding two pieces of wire together) Matt?!

Mor/Christian muses: (out cold)

Matt muse: (turned away and checking on Mor and Christian)

Randy muse: (wiggling his fingers as he stalks Matt)

Terrah: Oh, shit..

Edge muse: (runs in Spear stance at Orton)

Randy muse: (moves)

Matt muse: (turns and catches full blunt of spear) ... (goes down with a groan)

Edge muse: Oh, fuck.. no.. Matty..? (checking on Matt) Shit..

Randy muse: Now that was priceless, baby. (stalking at Edge)

Edge muse: (cradling Matt's head in his lap) Oh, shit, Matty.. (swallows) I'm so sorry.. (yelps as Randy fists his hair)

Jeff muse: (growls) Let him go, Orton!

Randy muse: (holding a pleading Edge from behind with his arm wrapped around his throat and a knife at his temple) There's nothing you can do about it, Hardy. Your brother is probably miscarrying, and if you let go of the main power wires, the lights go out, I make my escape and no one sees which way I go.

Terrah: Randy, shit, stop this fucking shit. I'm having you sent to a asylum for this for sure.

Randy muse: I'd stop making threats if I were you, Terrah. I could still take Matt and remove him from existence.

Jeff muse: (looking back and forth between Matt and Randy holding Adam) Addy, no.. Randy, you can't take him.

Edge muse: (fearfully) Randy, this is crazy.

Randy muse: Oh, I think I can. Make your choice, Jeffro.

Jeff muse: We'll stand here all day then till one of them wakes up or Hunt and Shawn get here.

Matt muse: (coughs and groans in pain)

Terrah: (sees blood on Matt's lips) Jeff, Matt.. blood..

Randy muse: (looks down at Matt) Ooh, could be a busted lip, or internal bleeding. (smirks) I'd be more concerned with Matthew if I were you, Jeff.

Edge muse: (gasps) It's okay, Jeff, I'll be fine.. Get Matt to the hospital, and worry about me later. Just let go, baby.

Randy muse: Shut the fuck up, Edge. (jerks Edge backwards)

Edge muse: (whimpers) Let go, Jeff.

Jeff muse: I'll find him, Randy. (lets go of wires)

Lights: (back off)

Terrah: (hears more scuffling)

Jeff muse: (falls over furniture to get to either Adam or Matt) Shit, the fucker's gone! Matty!?

Terrah: Get him to the doctor, Jeff.

Lights: (back on)

Randy/Edge muses: (gone)

Jeff muse: (lifts Matt up to lap) Imma kill Randy. In Every fucking definition imaginable! (picks Matt up)

Matt muse: (groans in unconscious state as Jeff carries him out to car)

Terrah: Go, now. I'll let the others know when they come too and try and find Hunt and Shawn, okay?

Jeff muse: (nods and sits Matt gently in backseat)

Terrah: We'll get Edge back, we always do.

Jeff muse: (sniffles and gets in front seat) ... (pulls out)

Terrah: (sighs) Ugh, I hate when horror movies play in my head! ... (ponders that) Okay, not really, in this sick twisted way, I fucking love it.. (shrugs)


I was watching a helluva lot of horror movies during this time :P Esp the Scream triology. Damn Randy muse, he just doesn't understand that when he kidnaps my Edgey muse, he makes me suffer b/c he takes him to the strangest places ever in my head. But, when he does kidnap Edge, Randy only unleashes Jeff's psycho side. The title 'Nympho Ranch' isn't set in stone, but I needed something to call it. I do have a pirate story planned. It was supposed to just be a fun sex thing, but I complicate everything, lol. But, Addy, Mor, and Jeff as sexy pirate wenches and Matt and Randy as duelling pirate captains.. hm, sounded fun. JoMoFan's idea about Adam being a slave or prisoner in a pirate story.. that sounds delicious...