Bella, Rose, Renesmee (Jacob is out hunting, so instead of hanging with him -as she usually does- Renesmee has been forced to Babysit her mother and her aunt until Edward and Carlisle return from their journey to Atlantis)


Awww, Rose, look at da widdle baby!!

Who's a cute widdle baby? You are! Oh yes you are!

Look, Rose, she's trying to grab the pen! How cute! Does da widdle pretty baby wanna play with the pen? I think she does!

Momma, seriously. I have an intelligence level higher than those of most adults. It's completely unnecessary to talk of me that way.

Aww, the little cutie pie is trying to write, like us! Oh, you're a big girl! Yes you are! Does the big girl want some dead deer? Does she? Does she?

She's a smart little girl. Don't make faces, Prius, or your face will stick that way!

Okay, hold up. Prius??

Look, Bella! Her glare is exACTly like her father's!

Oh, she's a pretty girl, my Prius is. You're a good little hybrid, now, aren't you?

Prius? You mean because I'm a hybrid vampire? HA! Now that's rich. Wait until I tell Jacob.

Ewww, Jacob. He smells.

Agreed.

I resent that!


Much fun, picking on Jacob is. (haha, Yoda much?) The whole Prius thing, if you happen to read another story that mentions it, is origionally my friends idea, but since it's the internet i can claim it as my own!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

--but no, seriously, if you wanna use the idea just let me know ur going to and credit me. thnx!