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Chapter 29:
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A/N: I think Im writing about five stories at the moment so Im going to try and cut that down so if you want me to continue with this story let me know or its getting deleted and dont think it wont because I already deleted two of my other stories so yeah five is too much and Im co-writing one with Ay so yeah :D Anyway enjoy the chapter! Beware its sucky!
Theres always that time during the school year when you have a sub and sometimes the sub is cool and sometimes they aren't! What happens when little things piss off the sub and one by one people get sent out of the classroom? Who's the first and last to go? And what did they do or say to get sent out?
The substitute walked in the classroom as the bell rung.
Only two four students were seated in the classroom at the desk right dab in the middle of the front row.
"Mm this cant be right." the teacher said looking over the roster.
"What are your names and where is the rest of the class?" The teacher asked.
"Jax and AJ and they'll be here in a moment." AJ responded as the door opened.
"Who are yous?" The teacher asked as three students walked in the classroom.
"Oh um well Im Robin." Robin said as she walked in followed by two other people.
"Okay and you two?" the teacher asked.
"I am Brenda.." she said taking her seat beside Robin.
"I am Jason." Jason said as he sat down in the back row closet to the door.
"Okay so then we are just missing Caroline-" he began to say.
"Here." said the girl walking in the classroom and sitting down on the opposite side of Jason.
"Okay so then the only people we have left would be Emily, Lucky, and Lo... Lorenzo. He must be Spanish." The teacher said as the three of them walked in.
"Sorry." they all said in unison as they sat down in the middle row.
"Thats fine everybody else was late as well as Miss Samantha and Miss Courtney. Are they absent?" the teacher asked.
"No." Jason responded.
"Then they are skipping." The teacher said.
"They are in the bathroom." Jason told him.
"Well they aren't in class so they are skipping." the teacher said irritated back to Jason.
"They aren't skipping! Courtney got sick and Sam helped her to the bathroom." He was starting to get pissed.
"Dont speak without raising you hand." the teacher said.
"Jesus Christ!" Jason replied.
"What was that?" the teacher asked him.
"I said cheese and rice." Jason said back to him as the door opened and the two girls walked in.
"You okay?" Jason asked the blonde who nodded her head.
"Mr. Jason you are not allowed to talk." the teacher said.
"Who are you?" Sam asked loudly as she sat down next to Courtney.
"Im your teacher for today." the guy said.
"Oh my god! What happened to Mr. Brown? You didn't eat him did you! Just because he was so little and your so..." she began to think of the right word to say as she placed her hand on her hip.
"Big boned doesn't give you a right to go around eating little people." Sam quickly said as the rest of the class began to laugh.
"Your teacher is out today because his wife had her baby last night." the teacher responded angerly.
"He was married?" Sam asked Courtney.
"Yeah." Courtney answered her back.
"I never knew that. He is cute though like whoa! Cuter then this fool!" She said looking at the sub.
"Since you were too busy skipping Ms. Samantha." he began as she cut him off.
"Its Sam and I wasnt skipping." She said looking at him.
"As I was saying you are not allowed to talk without raising your hand first." he said looking at her.
"To anybody or just you?" Sam asked loudly.
"You never raised your hand." He said.
"Oh my god!" She responded huffy as she shot her hand up.
He just looked at her and then went on.
"My name is Mr. Harris and as you know I am your sub." he said looking at her.
"What the hell! You told me to raise my hand and you aren't even going to call on me?" Sam said as she put her hand down and yelled it at him.
"Grab your book. You are going to detention." he said as he picked up the phone to call Mr. Senator; The detention teacher.
"You are whacked you know that?" Sam said as she stood up and grabbed her books and walked out.
"Wait for your pass!" the teacher yelled after her.
"Shove it up your ass!" She yelled before the door shut.
"Kids these days have no respect." he said as he made his little phone call.
"No we do."Jason said.
The teacher just shot him a quick glance and then looked over at Lorenzo.
"Head up." the teacher said as Lorenzo continued to have his head down.
"I said head up!" he demanded.
"Man I dont feel good!" Lorenzo shouted back at him.
"Fine go lay your head down with Mr. Senator then." he said as he picked up his phone.
"I aint going." Lorenzo replied looking at him.
"Oh yes you are." Mr. Harris replied.
"The hell I am. Do you look like my daddy? No so get on somewhere and leave a person alone for once." Lorenzo said looking at him and then putting his head on the desk.
"Lorenzo now!" The teacher yelled after he got off the phone.
"Just go." Emily said as she sat to the right of him.
"Wont you here yesterday?" Lorenzo asked him.
"Yes I was." the teacher quickly said.
"You looked cute in your suit you should wear it more often." Lorenzo said as he grabbed his bookbag and walked out the door.
The class made laughter within as the teacher just got more frustrated.
"Quiet class. Lets get started." he said as somebody raised their hand.
"Who's going to be next?" Jason said as he looked around the classroom.
"Looks like AJ wants to play and what was that?" he said as the class started laughing.
"Jax wants to be his contender? Ooo wow we are going to have a fun round three." Jason said as everybody laughed except for them.
"Why cant we talk in here? Its not like you are teaching anyway?" Robin asked the teacher.
"If everybody would listen I could." Mr. Harris said.
"Well today is Friday and we dont do anything on Friday." Brenda said looking at the teacher.
"Well Im your sub and it says different here so." he stated.
"Man this is bullshit." Lucky said as he leaned back in his chair.
"I knew I should have skipped this period." Lucky said looking at Emily.
"He seems kinda queer." she said looking over at him and then back at Lucky.
"Wait I think we have two more people in the race baby." Jason said looking at Courtney.
"Please stop. You are going to get in trouble!" She said looking at him.
"No I wont." Jason replied looking at her.
"We are going to do the chapter review on page 651 of your text books." The teacher said as he opened the book on the desk.
"Um we dont have books." Emily said looking at the teacher.
"Why not?" the teacher asked her.
"Because today is Friday and we dont do anything thats why." Emily responded.
"You are suppose to raise your hand before speaking." the teacher said.
"Dude what is with you and this raising the hand." Lucky asked him.
The teacher just looked at him.
"Tell him what he's won Johnny!" Jason said in the back of the classroom.
"He won a free pass to go see Mr. Senator." Jason responded in a deep voice as Courtney was the only one besides Carly who found it funny.
"Shut-up Jason!" AJ said looking at him.
"Thats it you are going to Mr. Senator! We dont use language like that!" The teacher said as he picked up his phone and the class started laughing.
"What! Shut up is not a bad word!" AJ exclaimed.
"In my classroom it is!" The teacher said as he began talking on the phone.
"Awww be a team player AJ! We are only ten minute into class and there are three of yous down there give it twenty and we will all be!" Jason said looking at him.
"Shut up Jason!" AJ said once again.
"Go now young man!" The teacher said handing him his pass.
"Johnny said goodbye!" Jason said as AJ walked out.
"Young man please stop writing!" the teacher said looking at Jax.
"You told us to do chapter review mate." Jax said in his accent.
"Stop trying to be funny and not yet I wasnt finished." the teacher said looking at him.
"Oh looky there Johnny, the Aussie dont want to feel left out! His boyfriend left him." Jason said as Courtney laughed.
"Shut up mate!" Jax said looking at Jason.
"Ooh and he wants to go for the same reason as his boyfriend." Jason said as Courtney continue to laugh.
"Young man pack your things." the teacher said as he picked up his favorite toy and called again.
"Why does he keep saying young man when he is only like five years older then us?" Lucky said.
"I dont want no talking." the teacher said as Emily began to say something.
"There you go! Go to room 614." he said handing him a note on it.
"Whatever." Jax said as he got up from his seat.
"How about we tell Jax what he's won Johnny!" Jason said.
"Mr. Jason." The teacher exclaimed.
"How come he hasn't been sent out yet?" Lucky asked the teacher.
"How come you didn't raise your hand?" The teacher asked Lucky.
"Whats with all this raising the hand bullshit today?" Lucky shouted.
"Pack your things." the teacher said.
"Pssh. Shit I didn't take anything out! Peace guys!" Lucky said as he walked out of the classroom.
"He wasnt wasting anytime was he? He wants to pop a few pills before he goes up there!" Jason said as Courtney laughed.
"Steroid mother-fucker." he finished as Courtney continue to laugh.
The phone began to ring.
"Ms. Caroline, Ms. Brenda and Ms. Robin you three are needed in the office." the teacher said looking at the three of them.
"For?" Brenda asked the teacher.
"Didn't say." the teacher said looking at them.
"Thank god!" Robin said as she stood up and began walking out the door.
"I know he is so stupid!" Brenda exclaimed.
"Lets leave when we get done up here and go shopping." Brenda finished as Robin looked at her.
"I can go for that." Robin said as they walked out of the classroom.
"Lucky doesn't take steroids Jason." Emily said looking at him.
"Donkey slong he doesn't Emily!" Jason exclaimed back at her.
"There aint no way in that hot place that he can go from lifting five pound sugar bags to 175 in like two weeks!" Jason finished.
"Whatever!" Emily said as she stood up.
"Where are you going Miss?" The teacher asked her.
"To the bathroom!" Emily exclaimed.
"Did you ask?" he asked her.
"No!" Jason quickly added in there.
"Shut up Jason!" Emily said looking at him as he laughed.
"Theres another one for the books. Hey baby does that make three or four?" he asked Courtney as she shrugged her shoulders but laughed.
"You can go see Mr. Senator and stop by the bathroom on your way! We dont talk like that!" The teacher said looking at her.
"Man what ever! This class sucks anyway!" She said as she grabbed her bookbag and walked out.
"Bye!" Jason said as she walked out.
"We are the only ones left baby! I say we get busy on the desk." Jason replied as she smiled.
"I vote not." she said pushing him in his chest.
"Why not?" He said.
"Jason I am not going to have sex with you on the desk! Thats just... eww...nasty!" She exclaimed as she laughed that he would even suggested it.
"Ma'am you need to stop laughing and move up front." the teacher said.
"Why?" Courtney asked him.
"Because you are too chatty back there." the teacher exclaimed.
"Well you got rid of everybody else so why cant we talk?" she asked him.
"Because I said now lets go move!" the teacher said loudly.
"You better watch who you are talking too." Jason said.
"I wasnt talking to you so stay out of it." he said rudely.
"Im telling you not to mess with me." Jason replied back to him.
"And you are going to leave my girlfriend alone too." he said looking at the teacher.
"You and your girlfriend can take a little trip since all yous done this period is cause more problems." the teacher said.
"Mr. Senator cant have any more people and dude you are the one sending people out of here twenty minutes into class!" Jason exclaimed.
"I wasnt going to send yous to Mr. Senator I was going to send you to Mr. Jones." the teacher replied.
"Thats straight. Mike Jones wants to see me anyway!" Jason said as him and Courtney stood up and grabbed their things.
"Before we go Johnny lets tell Mr. Harris what hes won today!" Jason said as they walked towards the door.
"How about the finger since Mr. Harris is number one today?" Jason exclaimed as he flipped the sub off as him and Courtney walked out of the classroom.
Something in this classroom didn't go right today! All the students got sent out and it was only thirty minutes into the period. The sub sat down at the desk and left the teacher a note telling him how the class went which was obviously not good. When he was finished he signed it got up and left the school. He was never coming back here again that was for sure!
A/N: I have a teacher this year named Mr. Harris and he is like that! Ugh I hate him anyway thanks and let me know what you thought besides the fact that it sucked!
