Some mysterious voice over guy: "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars," (echos several times), "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars, know your Kingdom Hearts stars...
...Yuffie..."
"That's my name, don't wear it out!"
"Yuffie has a unhealthy obsession with Ron Stoppable."
"I'm sorry...who?!" Shows picture. "AGH! Too goofy for me!"
"She secretly aspires to be an elementary school janitor."
"Are you kidding me?! Not exactly a kiddo person! Besides, I'm a ninja!"
"Her favorite movie is Good Burger."
"That movies is so lame on so many levels!" Suddenly, Ed from Good Burger Walks onto the stage holding a box with some food and drinks.
"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger. Can I take your order?"
"Excuse me, we're on a stage in a studio, not some lame 90's sketch fast food restaurant." Yuffie then stands up and ninja kicks the box out of Ed's hands.
"Uh, that will be eight bucks."
"You're not getting a dime!" Yuffie then looks into Ed's eyes, and is suddenly hypnotized with love. Ed does the same. "Has anybody ever told you that you have the prettiest eyes, and that your hat and uniform really bring out the best in you?"
"Uhhhh...no. But I did have spaghetti and wasabi for breakfast this morning. I was wearing my Angry Beavers underwear." The two walk off the stage with linked arms, leaving the mysterious voice confused."
"Uhhhh... now you can say that you know your Kingdom Hearts star."
THE END.
I know that was lame, but I'm running out of ideas! I have a suggestion for Cid as well, I'm just researching his appearance in other FF games since I haven't seen a lot of them. Stay tuned :)
