And the epicness continues with this chapter...


Previously on Diary of a Superior…

"MUST RESIST THE URGE. Ah what the heck." The Lunar Diviner dropped the fat cat onto the ground and began batting at the dot on the wall with both his hands. He was also panting and drooling.

"MUHAHAH! MUHAHA!"

Xemnas blinked and stood up straighter and glanced around the room. Saix didn't laugh, it wasn't Vexen. The weird thing was it didn't sound like any of his members…

A silhouette of a tall and muscular man was standing in the doorway with red glowing eyes.

"Saix…" The voice stated in a deep and gruff tone.

Xemnas couldn't even recognize the voice either, the glowing red eyes sent chills up his spine and he swallowed hard.

Who is this?


The man still stood in the door way, his glowing red eyes glaring at the two men.

"Who are you?" Xemnas inquired as he took a step towards the door. Saix was too busy with the laser pointer to care about what was going on.

"Saix…." The voice repeated again. The blunette didn't even bother to turn around; instead he still batted the wall.

"SAIX!" This time the deep voice vibrated the floors and Saix froze in place and turned around.

"Yes?"

"I am your father."

Xemnas gasped and fainted while landing on some kittens while Saix just stared wide eyed and mouth agape.

"You're…My father?" The Lunar Diviner asked, unsure if this was true and took a step forward.

The silhouette grew bigger as the man took a step inside and the blackness of the form faded in the light, revealing a tall muscular short haired brunette named Lexeaus whom is number five in the Organization.

"No, I just thought it would've been fun to say." He replied as he took a few steps towards Xemnas, "What happened to him?" He asked as he crossed his arms over his chest and slightly nudged Xemnas on his side.

"He's been frightened." Saix replied as he took a few steps towards Xemnas.

The Superior began picking up his head and slowly sat up; allowing the smooshed kittens to run away which Saix gave the evil eye. As Xemnas' vision cleared up he rubbed his head and stared Lexeaus right in the eyes.

"Lexeaus?" Xemnas inquired as he stood on his feet.

"Yes, now I'm not going to ask what's happening in here but you have a package."Said man replied in his deep and monotone voice.

"But I didn't recognize your voice…Wait, you never talk that's why." Xemnas mused aloud while crossing his arms, "But that laugh…"

"Oh that? Zexion and I were actually trying to scare you so I was actually laughed into a microphone that was plugged into a device that allowed him to change the effects of my voice." The tall and muscular nobody replied, "Come on out Zexion."

A few footsteps were heard and in came the slate haired nobody with a slight wave.

"I'd better change the things I wrote about them in my MANLY journal later…" Xemnas thought to himself as he glared evilly at the two.

"Farewell Superior." And with that the two nobodies left the room leaving Saix and Xemnas exchanging death glares.

"Now it's time to end these felines." Saix stated through gritted teeth as he summoned his claymore and swung at Xemnas' hand, knocking the laser pointer onto the floor.

"No! I won't let that happen!" The Superior yelled as he then summoned his energy filled red ethereal blades.

But what the two didn't know is that the nobodies that supposedly left the room were sitting in lounge chairs munching away on buttered popcorn and watching the fight scene in the doorway.

"Zexion, pass the popcorn you hog." Said Lexeaus as he reached for the bowl only to have Zexion move it away even more.

"You can have it when I'm finished." He replied as he crammed a handful into his mouth.

"This happens every time. You hog it up and finish the entire bowl and only leave the kernels behind for me." his friend complained with a wave of his hands, "Now hand it over or I promise I will smash you upside the head with my Tomahawk." Lexeaus stated in a serious tone while punching his palm over and over.

With a roll of the eyes Zexion gave the bowl to Lexeaus.

"Superior I've had enough with this foolishness!" Saix bellowed as he swung his claymore only to have Xemnas block the attack with one of his blades.

"So have I number seven." Xemnas replied as he blocked every one of his opponent's attacks.

"That's it!" Saix screamed as he duck under one of Xemnas' head attacks and dove for a cat on the floor and held his claymore to its throat, "Touch me and this little one see's the end."

Lexeaus and Zexion gasped as they put on their red and blue 3D glasses.

"Oh it's more lifelike." Lexeaus remarked as he passed the bowl to Zexion., "Hey I thought you were allergic to cats." He stated as he munched the last few pieces in his mouth

"I am but I had Vexen create a remedy for me, it seems to be working perfectly." The slate haired nobody replied as he took a handful and crammed it into his mouth again.

"Put that cat down!" Xemnas demanded angrily.

"Never." Saix replied, "Put your weapon down and then maybe I'll be more cooperative."

With a huff Xemnas' ethereal blades disappeared in his hands, "Better?" He asked with a sigh.

"No." He replied with a smirk. Saix then swung his claymore back to get ready to hurt the poor little fuzz ball like a dude in a baseball game.

"Nooooooo!" Xemnas screamed as he then used the force to grab the cat and bring it into his own arms which worked perfectly.

"What the?" Saix inquired aloud as he stared daggers into Xemnas' eyes and then leaped into the air with his claymore and was getting ready to smash Xemnas on the head when suddenly Xemnas shouted, "MUFFIN!" And immediately Xemnas began to be engulfed by literally a large blueberry muffin with all the cats inside while Saix smashed down onto the muffin force field and bounced back, slamming against the wall knocking him unconscious.

"Mooo!"

The two sitting in the lounge chairs turned around and saw Xemnas' cow walking towards them.

"Oh hey Betsy." Zexion greeted as he patted the cows snout.

"You named it Betsy?" Lexeaus inquired while staring at the cow.

"Yes, I did. At least I didn't name my weapon Mrs. Frizzles." Zexion replied while cramming his mouth.

"Hey, don't diss Mrs. Frizzles." Lexeaus said while pointing a finger at his friend.

The silver haired superior was crouched and crammed inside the muffin with at least ten kittens and the two adult cats.

"Mr. Whiskers, you didn't tell me you were a father!" Xemnas exclaimed as he grabbed his fat feline and cuddled him tightly.

"Meow meow meow."

"Ahhh the wonders of the cat language…" Xemnas stated in a dreamy fashion while his eyes were glazed in thought.

The tiny balls of fur were cuffing and biting each other playfully and some even enjoyed Xemnas' cloak as a toy of their own.

"Hey, hey, hey, not my precious cloak. I've had this for ages." He remarked as he picked up an orange tabby kitten off his shoulder and set it on the squishy blueberry muffin ground.

"Who knew Xemnas could use the force and hide inside a blueberry muffin?" Lexeaus mused aloud as he took the bowl of popcorn from his friend.

"I guess that's what happens when you become Superior for so long." Zexion replied as he licked his gloveless fingers.

"Imagine what Saix would be like if he became Superior."

"We would die Lexeaus, we would die."

"What about Marluxia as Superior?" Lexeaus inquired as he turned his head to look at the expression his friend would have.

"Lexaeus, don't even go there." Zexion replied with no emotion whatsoever.


End; Oh no Saix is unconscious! Will he be crazy like Xemnas when he wakes up? What's up with Xemnas? And WHAT IN KINGDOM HEARTS IS GOING ON? Lexeaus is having conversations! Please review and thanks so much for reading!