February 22

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So. Much. Paperwoooork!

How can sensei stand all this?!

How can Gaara?!

Every time I look up, there's more. It's inhuman! It's- It's suspicious! That's what it is!

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There has to be a magic monkey or something that can just multiply paper.

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How can Konoha have so many complaints! This one guy is mad about his neighbor's smiling habits and this other guy wants money to open up a tea shop, so he can abandon his day job of keeping tabs on "some orange nutcase".

I don't know who painted a case of nuts orange, but why would anybody care?!

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Maybe there's a Queen Paper?

Ya know, something that's just shooting paperwork out like there's no tomorrow... Or like it wants there to be no tomorrow.

I doubt I'll get a tomorrow. Not with all these paper cuts bleeding me dry.

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Oh crap! I got blood all over the documents!

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Oh crap! Washing it isn't working!

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At all!

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It still isn't working!

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CRAP. CRAPCRAPCRAP! The sink is clogged with wet paper!

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Okay. Okay. No one will figure it out. I found a giant piece of paper, drew a picture of a sink on it, and place it over the clogged sink.

Phew, now that that's over. I'm just gonna get back to work.

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Screw this! I'm making a shadow clone and getting out of here!

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Signed ~ Uzumaki Naruto, your escaping author.