Kickin' it with Alexis – season 2 is here! And thanks for all your support through the first season!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis. Enjoy yourselves!
Based on the actual series
Alex's POV
I (Polyvore) walked into the dojo with my brother and Jack.
"Where have you guys been? You're an hour late," Rudy exclaimed.
"I was over at build a bunny, look what I made for my lady," Milton said showing Rudy his sailor bunny, or whatever.
"I just went over to sticky huns," I told him.
"And I did them both!" Jack said waving his fingers in the air. There was a lot of cotton stuck to his hands.
"Yeah, that must be nice, brambling about the mall, living la Vida Loca, but I wouldn't know because I'm here 24/7 teaching classes, paying bills, sucking the sweat stains outta these mats," Rudy said folding a towel, "Which reminds me, I've gotta get a vacuum."
"Bobby called early and said he was coming by," Eddie told us.
"Quick, get your gees on!" Rudy told us, pushing us against the locker rooms.
"I don't wanna miss Bobby's big entrance!" Milton said not intending to run change. I turned on my heels as well, wanting to see his entrance.
"Bobby doesn't make those entrances anymore, he's really started to embrace his role as a leader, a mentor, a dignified Zen master," Rudy told us. Just then Bobby came crashing in with a jet pack on his back. There was a lot of smoke and we heard this car alarm or something. Yep, he's really started to embrace his role as a leader, hasn't he...?
"Word to the wise, never buy a jet pack at a garage sale," he warned us stumbling around.
"Bobby, what brings you to our dojo?" Rudy greeted.
"Let me show you," Bobby answered and struck the little gong gong around his neck – which made a really loud noise.
"May I present a teaching machine so advanced it will revolutionize karate as we know it," he said making me really curious what this was. "Behold!" he yelled and pushed a button, and as he did it, something knocked through the wooden case his Bobby's ninjas had brought in. The walls of the box fell down and inside it was a robot. No kidding, it was a robot!
"Wow!" we all said stunned.
"I give you the Wasabatron 3000!" Bobby announced and the robot did a fighting stance. That was so cool! We all ran over to check it out.
"Ok, if this think has a vacuum attachment I'm gonna plots!" Rudy exclaimed impressed.
End of POV
Now, everyone was in their gees and practicing with the robot. Kim was kind of sparring with it.
"That was technically flawless, you are a model of efficiency," the robot complimented.
"Wow, you hear that guys? It called me: flawless," Kim said to Jack and Alex.
"My mother has a very strict no sparring with robots policy, I have a note in here somewhere," Eddie told the robot looking for his note in the big folder. He called out as he found the note in his folder, before handing the robot the robot note.
"This note is a forgery," the robot said after scanning through it. Eddie ran off scared, when Rudy came out and gave his junk mail to the robot, for it to shred it, like he did with Eddie's note.
Alex's POV
The robot was teaching me (Polyvore) how to use the bo staff, while Kim and Jack sparred. That robot helped me nailing my routine! I nailed it, I really did!
"Thanks Ro!" I said playing with my staff.
"Great move Jack, but I would have followed that up with a spinning back kick," I heard Kim say. "Yeah-yeah, thanks Kim, but eh, I think I know what I'm doing," Jack said ignoring her input.
"She is correct," the robot said.
"Sorry, Jack, but I'm just being flawless, gimme some," Kim said and the robot high-fived her. I rolled my eyes. "Hey, it's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy…" guess who called, yeah it was Rudy.
"Yo, if that's Milton I need to talk to him," Jerry said making me facepalmed, wow he was so… not smart!
Rudy came in while I was training with my bo staff.
"I feel great, and that is not just the mani-pedi talking," Rudy said straddling in.
"Hi-ya!" Kim yelled as she broke three boards.
"Kim, you just broke three boards!" Rudy exclaimed impressed.
"I had no idea what I could do until this robot came along," Kim answered.
"Hey Rudy, check this out, the robot taught me this amazing bo-can routine," Jack said and Rudy turned around to look.
"Yeah, that is not bad, I mean it's a good start," Rudy said acting like it was no big deal, but man, you could easily tell he was impressed! "I've got a few tips on whatever it is you were just doing there," Rudy said, yeah, it wasn't that hard to tell.
"Yo, Rudy, check it!" Jerry said and did a butterfly kick sending the dummy in the ground. "It's all you ro bro, woo!" Jerry high-fived the robot.
"Yeah, that is awesome!" Rudy said.
"Hey Rudy, the robot helped me nail this bo staff routine!" I said, I walked into about the middle of the floor and starting swinging my bo staff. Swinging it on my wrists, helicopter spins, spinning it behind my back and mixing it with some kicks. When put together in a routine, which the robot made, I believe it looked kinda cool.
"Wow, Alex, ehm, good, but, I'm back now, so I have to go change into my gee, and then we can get to work, ok?" Rudy asked, "Wait for me!" He probably felt like… falling behind.
Next day
Jack was going against the robot with bo staffs. "Again, again, again!" the robot demanded when he beat Jack.
"Come on man, I need a break, you've been pushing me hard for two days," Jack said exhausted. "Hey, hey, hey, here comes Kim, you like her, train with her!"Jack exclaimed giving the robot his bo staff and walked away.
"Hey robot, you're ready to train with me?" Kim asked actually wanting to train. I'm (Polyvore) really more on Jack's side. The robot doesn't wanna teach me anything, well at least not the Things I wanna learn!
"You're training days are over, you are no longer a model of efficiency," the robot answered her.
"Oh, let me guess, once again it's Jack?" she asked crossing her arms. The robot beeped telling her it was wrong.
"Incorrect, it is the snack o'matic vending machine," it said pointing in its direction.
"You're saying a vending machine is better than me?" Kim questioned. The robot plinged, "It is perfect I have been extracting jolly whoppers from it all day," the robot said, "here is a quarter, use it for G11."
"G11?" Kim asked taking the coin in confusion.
"It is mints, your breath is beep" the robot said. Yes, I admit I chuckled at that one, but this robot is getting on my nerves. Kim stomped away over to the boys.
"Ehm, robot, could you please teach me the two directional scissor kick?" I asked it. I have wanted to learn that kick for so long, and I hoped that the robot could help me, since it's helped everyone so much! I've tried to do it, it just hasn't worked out because I don't know how to enter the kick and I don't know how to time it!
"No, I cannot," it answered me.
"Why not, I can do it, if you just help me!" I begged the piece of metal. I told you he didn't wanna teach me!
"No, you are not qualified," Well thanks for not being so harsh…
"What do you mean, I'm this close to nailing that move," I said holding up two fingers. Beep! So now I know the robot doesn't think I can do it! I stomped over to the guys offended.
I left the dojo in a bad mood. This robot is driving me crazy! I plugged in my earphones and started listening to music hoping it would get me in a better mood. I slid through my 'Bored' playlist and started it at Bromance – Nigahiga feat. Chester See, I don't remember how I stumbled across that song, but I did… I got home and pulled the door handle. Locked, yeah, where's my key? In my bag… Nah, I'm too lazy right now! I started ringing the doorbell desperately waiting for Milton to open the door; since my parents aren't home…
"Alex, I'm making a robot!" Milton complained as he opened the door.
"Not another one!" I complained and stomped inside.
"What's wrong?" he asked confused.
"Robots! Robots are wrong, they should not exist," I pouted and walked towards my room. I could hear Milton doing a weird, evil like laughter from the basement; this robot thing is giving me the creeps. I threw my bag onto my bed pulled out my phone as I got a text message. Jack…
Hey 3 The robot has pretty much ruined this day… wanna come over and watch a movie? 2 make it better
I smiled, Jack's so sweet!
Yeah sure! Say 1 hour? I'm gonna try and destroy Milton's robot… don't ask…. 3
C u then ;)
I walked downstairs into the basement and saw both Milton and Eddie.
"Hey Eddie," I said, looking weirdly at him, he looked weird, so don't judge me…
"Hey Alex," he answered, he was talking weird too, this robot has made everything weird!
"Ehm, are you alright?" I asked him worriedly.
"It's ok, I've been to the dentist," he answered. Or his answer didn't sound exactly like that, but I figured that's what he said…
"Ok, but what about you're ah…back?" I asked as he looked like he had gotten a hunchback.
"It's just my backpack," he answered and once again I had to make out the words. I nodded,
"Ok, good…Milton, what are you doing?" I asked looking at the little…wall-e like thing he had made.
"I'm making a robot that can defeat the Wasabatron 3000," he explained.
"Good luck with that," I rolled my eyes, that thing can't destroy anything, not even an egg.
"Once the robot realizes humans aren't perfect he'll try to eliminate us, this robot is our only chance," he explained. I looked at him, then the robot…
"That thing is gonna stop the karate robot?" I threw a hammer at it bulking it. Milton and Eddie looked alarmed.
"What did you just do?" they asked falling to their knees.
"I cracked up your robot…it could catch a hammer, it wouldn't stand a chance, you should thank me," I said looking at his sketch of the robot; they didn't look at all the same…
"I hadn't turned it on," Milton pouted.
"Oh, sorry about that," I said scratching the back of my head, when I realized it was kinda mean what I did, "You know what, sorry Milton and Eddie... I was just so annoyed at the other robot that I probably let it go out on your robot. Cause let me tell you, I would love to throw a hammer at the Wasabatron 3000!" I apologized.
"That's ok," he Milton assured and I smiled. I saw the plans for the robot,
"You have to pin the floating pins in the analogue ports down and you should cut one of the female-to-female wires in halves…hmm and take away some of the plastic from the end of the wire before you solder it on" I said looking over it.
"What? Of course, thanks Alex," Milton said looking over the plan and I smiled.
"Hmm, I should probably switch the red to blue, blue to the second and solder the ends," Milton proposed.
"Are you sure it shouldn't be the third?" I asked him.
"Yeah, I think the second will make the energy process faster," he exclaimed.
"Ok, you're probably right…" I figured. I looked at the clock, 45 minutes till I should meet Jack.
"Eh, I hope you figure out how to make the robot good enough to beat the Wasabatron… I'm gonna head over to Jack," I told them.
"Jack…just you and Jack?" Milton asked.
"Yeah... Why?" I asked confused.
"Do you like Jack? Does Jack like you? Are you dating?" he asked walking closer.
"Ehm, Jack and I are just best friends!" I lied.
"What are you gonna do?" Milton asked me skeptical. I rolled my eyes,
"We are gonna watch a movie, just to forget the robot…" I answered and went upstairs. I need to change; I don't need to take a shower, because the robot didn't wanna train with me today, so…yeah. I opened my cupboard and found some clothes. I went into the bathroom and changed before heading back to my room. I pulled my elastic out of my hair letting it fall down from my bun, leaving my hair slightly curled. (Polyvore)
Jack's house
"So what movie are we watching?" I asked sitting down in the couch.
"I was thinking Chinese Zodiac, lots of martial arts, but no robots," Jack said holding up the cover.
"Sounds good!" I smiled, I love martial arts movies, Bobby Wasabi, Jackie Chan, Jet Lee, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris…they are all such amazing martial artists!
We sat watching the movie. Jack had his arm around my shoulder and I was leaning towards him. When we had watched for about half an hour, three quarters, we heard someone outside.
"What was that?" I asked sitting up.
"I don't know," Jack answered and looked out the window.
"Was that…Jerry's voice?" I asked standing up after I heard a voice.
"Sounded like that," Jack said and we exchanged looks.
"Do you think they know we're going out?" I asked him. He shrugged,
"What do you think we should do?"
Jack and I decided to go to the dojo and pretend that we were just gonna train a little. I can't believe the guys are spying on us… I thought Milton and Eddie were way too busy to call the others. Anyway we went into the dojo and we knew the guys were following us. We could actually hear them whisper, but we didn't wanna confront them before they had gotten 'proof' that we were just friends. When we entered the dojo Bobby was there with the Wasabatron, threatening with turning it off. And that's when it happened, the robot flipped or something. It's like Milton said, when he realized humans aren't perfect he will cease to destroy them. Jack and looked at each other,
"Bobby what is going on?" I asked him.
"The robot's trying to kill me!" he exclaimed running towards the exit.
"We need to shut it off!" Jack said and we got into our fighting stances. Someone rushed into the door and we all turned around to see Kim, Jerry and Rudy.
"What's going on?" Rudy asked when he saw the freaked out Bobby.
"Nothing much, just that robot's trying to kill me," Bobby exclaimed panicked.
"Alright, time for a plan let's not do anything rash," Rudy warned us. We all lent in forming almost a semi circle ready to discuss, when Jerry misunderstood, 'not do anything rash'.
"Going in," he said and did a somersault over to the robot.
"You cannot shut me off, monkey," the robot told the not very good at listening guy. Jerry just looked confused at it. "I eliminated the power down option," the robot explained. Jerry did a reverse somersault back to the gang.
"He, eh, he eliminated the power down option," Jerry said, as if we, standing 1 meter away, more or less, hadn't heard it.
"We heard!" we all yelled annoyed.
"Now it is time to eliminate all of you because you will never be perfect," the robot said and got into its fighting stance.
"Stand back mortals, we're here to save you all!" Milton exclaimed coming through the doors together with Eddie. "Meer flesh and blood is no match for a machine, for it must be a machine that takes down a machine!" he yelled with this strange voice. And in between his sentences Eddie grunted or agree-grunted or something. "Prepare to meet the robot that I created that will annihilate this piece of mechanical monstrosity!" he laughed evilly. Wow this can't be good; he can't have evolved the robot that much since I left!
"Yes, yes, yes!" Eddie said.
"I give to you, the Miltinator!" Milton yelled and stepped aside. His robot was driven in and I facepalmed, since the robot was still just about the same size, equals stomping material for a big killer robot.
"This is gone on long enough," Rudy informed, "I'm throwing you outta my dojo!" Rudy said and pointed at the robot. He got into his fighting stance, as we all cheered for him. He attacked and blocked, but was also hit. All of us stunned as Rudy was hit. Rudy was hit one more time after telling the robot everything he had that it didn't have, and he was out of the game.
"That's it!" Jack yelled and entered the fight against the robot. That thing better not hurt my boyfriend! The robot threw Jack to the side and Kim ran in. How do you beat this thing?
I quickly attacked with a roundhouse kick, followed by a front kick and a high aimed turning kick as soon as Kim was beaten. The robot blocked and dodged the two first attacks, but when I did the round kick, it grabbed my foot and threw me towards the others. I fell over and landed on top of Jack. I looked into his eyes and I could feel the urge to kiss him. It took all my strength not to give in and lose myself in his eyes, but I knew Kim was looking at us. I got up and helped Jack to his feet.
End of POV
They all got into their fighting stance again. "How many times do we have to do this?" Jerry asked.
"As many times as it takes," Rudy told him.
"I didn't wanna do it the first time," Eddie said looking scared.
"These continued attacks are illogical," the robot said.
"Not to us, we live by the Wasabi code," Jack said and the students went out of their stance and put their fist to their palm, "that's something that Rudy taught us."
"We swear by the light of the dragon's eye, to be loyal and honest and never say die, wasabi!" they said and got into their fighting stance again.
"Impossible code, wasabi code, impossible code," the robot continued.
"Smart people, what's going on?" Jerry asked confused.
"The robot's unable to process the meaning of the wasabi code," Milton said.
"Yeah, the fact they we know we can't win, but we'll never give up cranks up his system," Alex said excited.
"Something else about us humans, we don't hit a man when he's down. But the thing is, you're not a man," Rudy said and gave the robot a real hard kick.
"I've gotta hand it to you Rudy, that was a classy move. I mean, fighting to get your dojo back, not kicking the robot in the motherboard," Bobby admitted, "I should probably have the other robots destroyed, Rudy can I have my jet pack?" he asked a little freaked out. Rudy gave him a look, "Fine I'll take the bus!" he spit out.
"Guys, I just want you to know, as long as you're part of this dojo, it will always be worth fighting for," Rudy told his students, "Ah, get in here!" the warriors all hugged.
"Eew, what is that smell?" Milton asked.
"It's Kim's breath!" Jack said.
"It is not, my breath is fine," Kim told everyone as the robot made that beeping sound. "Hey why don't you shut up?" she asked turning to face the metal piece, entering the hug again.
That was it, first episode of season 2! Did ya like it? Check out Polyvore and yeah, see ya!
