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A/N: "I'll give you effing babies." Famous last words. XD
Set in the realm of: Midgard. Thor and Loki are: Adults. Guest appearances by: Jane Foster and Darcy Lewis.
Chapter Summary: During one of the worst snowstorms in New York's history, there's a citywide power outage. While Tony Stark is doing everything he can to fix it, Thor and Loki are left to their own devices.
Day 29: Power Outage
When the power had went out, at first no one thought anything about it. However, soon it was made apparent that it was citywide. Tony Stark immediately set to work in trying to bring the power back on, but with one of the worst snowstorms happening in the city of New York, getting the power back on was slow going; even for the genius billionaire Tony Stark.
Thor had offered to help by summoning lightning, but Stark nearly blew a gasket at the suggestion of Thor possibly making things worse rather than helping. No one knew Tony knew quite so many swear words in the various languages that he did. Steve Rogers looked appalled at the foul language coming from the man.
And Loki of course, being the ever mischievous god of Mischief that he was, translated every word spoken in another language so Rogers didn't miss a single bad word coming from his comrade.
So while Stark attempted to fix the power and restore it across the city, the rest of the Avengers were on standby. Thor and Loki were waiting around in their shared Midgardian apartment with Thor's woman Jane Foster. Thor and Jane were bundled up while Loki sat relaxed in the living room with a book in hand.
"H-How can you be barefoot when it's f-freezing out like this?" Jane asked, shaking as she huddled closer to Thor for warmth. She didn't have a fireplace, but she was definitely going to get one once this was all over.
"What part of Frost Giant do you not understand?" He asked sarcastically, glancing up at Jane with a look that said it was supposed to be the most obvious thing in all the nine that cold didn't effect him. She huffed at him as he looked back down at his book and continued reading.
When someone knocked on the door, Jane took the opportunity to get the door just to get up and move. She opened it only to be shoved out of the way. "Hey!" She looked at the brunette that just barged in. "Darcy, what are you doing here?"
"I was promised heat." She said, shaking as she sat her bag down. "So here I am. Where is it?"
"What heat? The power is out here just like every where else in New York, and it's just as cold here as it is in your apartment." The astrophysicist stared at her like she was crazy.
Loki glanced up at the two women and snapped his fingers to get their attention. "You wanted heat, Mistress." He mused, a smile spreading across his face. "What are you willing to give me for it?" His smile slowly turned into a wicked grin, green eyes full of mischief.
Thor, Jane and Darcy looked at Loki and Darcy huffed, storming over and plopping herself next to the Frost Giant in the room. "I'll give you effing babies."
"Darcy!" Jane exclaimed, eyes widening at the woman's boldness.
Loki on the other hand chuckled as he wrapped an arm around the brunette. "I think something could be worked out." He said, then snapped his fingers again. This time a spark came from the action, and a flood of heat filled the entire apartment. The power was still out, yet the apartment was suddenly warm enough to go without jackets or even socks.
Thor and Jane looked at one another before narrowing their eyes at the trickster. "Are you saying you could have done that at any time before?" Thor asked, storming forward.
Shrugging his shoulders, the dark haired prince looked up at Thor as Darcy removed her boots and jacket, nearly melting against the Frost Giant. "Of course. I am a sorcerer, warming a room, or even this entire apartment, is nothing for me."
"Why didn't you do it sooner?" Jane asked, actually warm enough to remove her own jacket and hang it up. She walked over and sat on the couch across from Loki and Darcy whom sat in the love seat.
"Because I do not like you, and the cold does not effect me." He said flatly, blinking at Jane.
"You did it as soon as Darcy barged in! And by the way, who promised you heat again?" The woman looked at her intern in question.
Darcy shrugged as she looked at Jane and fixed her glasses. "Loki sent me a text to come over if I wanted to get warmed up until Tony gets the power back on. I was thinking we'd have sex but this is just as good." She grinned and wrapped her arms around Loki's neck, kissing his cheek. "He's like god's gift to man."
Loki grinned and pulled her closer, before smirking over at Jane and Thor as Thor sat next to his woman. "I like her, so of course I promised to keep her warm." He then looked at Darcy and kissed her temple. "Of course, Mistress. I am a god myself after all." He mused, putting his book down in favor of pulling her into his lap. "And sex isn't necessarily out of the question yet, my dear." He whispered in her ear.
Darcy grinned lewdly at that. Of course it wasn't, the power was still out and the night was still young.
Thor and Jane looked at one another, wondering if it would be better to just suffer in the cold and get a hotel room or sit in the warmest place currently in New York and suffer through having to deal with Loki and Darcy together. Warmth ended up winning out over sanity.
Fin
