Alice skipped out of her room with a bright smile on her face. She walked past Red who was waiting for a cup of coffee to finish brewing and when the final drop hit Alice swiped it chugging it down as she walked past the others. She sat down next to Zim and kissed his cheek.
"Wow Alice you're in a good mood today." Derp smiled.
"I just feel like things are going my way right now." Alice shrugged.
"Zim is glad you are doing well Alice." Zim smirked sucking on his irken soda.
"Alright let's get this over with for you guys. Light!"
Invader Light walked in dragging in a small white S.I.R. and an orange eyed irken. "This is Merk."the S.I.R. waved. "and this is me I guess..I pulled him from another dimension. God he's lame. He's Orange. That's his name. I'm not creative ok?!"
"Not any worse than Red or Purple!" Alice smirked as The Tallests growled at her.
"You're the worst darer on this show." Orange said.
"You're not the best OC in the room are you?" Light argued
"Aww thanks." Alice smiled.
"Bullshit." Derp muttered.
"Truth: Tak: tell Dremora how u like him. It's been bugging me forever."
"Uh...well...I..." Tak stuttered.
"Dare free card." Alice whispered to her.
"Oh! Right." Tak smiled pulling out the card.
"DARES Gaz: fight flame/Orange to the death."
They fought horribly and were soon bruised and bloody and Orange finished her off after Gaz stopped giving a damn.
"Zim: you're Dib's S.I.R. servant. For the rest of the chapter."
"What?!" Zim gasped.
"Heh finally you're getting the punishment on this damn show." Dib smirked.
"Alice: juggle knives while on a flaming tightrope while demons try to kill you."
"Aww you think demons would want to kill me." Alice smirked as the demons helped her across the rope as she juggled.
"Dib: kill Prof. Membrane."
Dib dropped to his knees in shock after shooting his dad.
"Get over it." Derp sighed
"Prof Membrane: go invent MEGA TOAST!"
Membrane ran off to invent and many explosions were heard.
"That's all. I'll be over there watching...not ponies." and with that Light sat down in the corner.
"C'mon Violet!" Derp smiled.
A portal opened and Violet fell through it. Her hair was long and white and she was wearing a long organization 13 coat; unzipped and torn. Her shirt was a white zip up tube top, and she had a blood red short skirt. Her eyes were a glowing violet.
"Hey-" she gasped for air. "Hey guys.."
Everyone noticed the long purple-katana-like keyblade in her hand.
"I fell through the wrong portal and ended up fighting a bunch of Nobodies and Heartless... as for my hair and outfit, don't ask. Anyways, onto the... huh... I don't really have any dares... hey check this out! Violet smirked and held out her hands. A tiny ball of lightning formed and then dispersed around the room, shocking Zim and Alice.
"Thats for being mean to Dibby... not really, I can't control it but it doubles so oh well... as for Dremora's question, spoilers." she winked. "Oh and since I have powers now, do you think you could train me Dremora? I'm really new to this and you and Alice seem to be pros, so it sounds like it'd be easy to learn from you. Okay then."
Violet hugged Dib. "Well, I can't think of any dares, so I guess I'll just eat my cookie and chill with Dib and Marcy. Violet split the giant cookie in two and handed Dib half of the cookie, then she picked up Marcy and cuddled her. "You're so cuttteeee."
"Aww she likes me." Marcy giggled.
"TECH!" Alice called.
Techno jumped down through the hole in the ceiling followed by a horse sized, jet black dragon, with a set of purple ridges running down it's back, crimson eyes, and a purple underside to the wings. She walked over to Alice and gave her a high five before throwing another rabbit's foot at Purple.
"Nice one Alice! Traumatizing Pur is fun." Techno said smirking wickedly at the tallests.
"Umm, Tech? Can I ask why you chose to ride me here instead of Ash... In broad daylight? I hate flying during the day." The dragon asked earning a few stares from the cast but most had seen weirder than talking dragons during their stay and just ignored it.
"Yeah, yeah. If you must know, Nightmare, Ash was asleep and I didn't want to get crushed, or burned to a crisp... Again. You know how he is when he's woken up. Anyways my answer to Dremora's truths and dares: I've gotten to Season 3 episode 134 of Naruto Shippunden, I honestly don't remember how far I am on the manga, my three favorite characters are Kiba, Guren, and Naruto (Kurama the nine-tailed fox comes in at a close fourth), the hidden village I would want to be aligned with would be Konoha (the hidden leaf), thanks for the digimon tip, and I haven't gotten the time to watch the YGOTAS video yet." She finished trying to catch her breath before moving on.
"Ok, only two dares today, everyone has to participate in a go-kart demolition derby!" She grabbed a camera from out of her PAK and gave it to Nightmare for aerial footage.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! BURN IN HELL!" Alice cackled crashing into everyone until her, Zim and Marcy were left among the wreckage. Alice and Zim hesitated looking at each other before Marcy in her hyper destructive rage destroyed them both.
"Alice: watch the first 10 episodes of Naruto and tell me what you think! (the characters get more awesome the further you go in the anime)"
"I can totally relate with Sakura." Alice giggled. "The show is pretty awesome too."
"Alright now truths Red and Purple: who's going to get the last dare free card?" She smirked as she reminded them of the fact that Dremora hadn't exacted his revenge yet and there were other darers out to get them as well.
"It's gonna be me." they said at the same time.
The Tallests glared at each other both of them hoping that they would get a dare first so they could use it and let the other suffer.
"Gaz: Do you think your brother, Dib, is a wimp with a big head?"
"No shit." Gaz smirked.
"I am not!" Dib whined.
"Wow this was a short dare session but I'm all out of ideas now so bye!" She said before climbing onto Nightmare's back and flying back out through the hole in the roof.
"Dremora!" Alice called.
The tune from the Warp Whistle from 'Super Mario Bros. 3' was heard and a small whirlwind blew into the room then disappeared revealing Dremora with a brown raccoon tail and ears. Alice couldn't help but giggle at it.
"Once again, another accidental, yet interesting, adventure in the Mushroom Kingdom. Don't even need Tanooki powers considering the powers I possess in-general, but I accidentally touched the Leaf Power-up. Derp, think you could dispel it for me?" Dremora asked.
"Heh, sure." Derp smiled as she dispelled it.
"Ah, much better! Thanks Derp."
"No prob." Derp shrugged.
"Daww. You looked so cute like that Dremora." Marcy giggled.
Dremora sighed. "Thanks Marcy. Anyway, let's get started now. Truths!"
"Alice: Two questions: 1. How did Zim fair in the Heartless battle? GIR seemed to be unharmed and you came back with only a few injuries, but what about Zim? 2. What was being an Irken like?"
"Well my little Zimmy was scared shitless from all the Heartless…"
"Was not!" Zim pouted.
"...but he did really well other than a scratch or two." Alice smiled putting an arm around Zim.
"And being an irken was cool though it took me a bit to get used to the body. I kinda liked it."
"Seems like you weren't the only one who liked it." Derp muttered quietly with a suspicious smirk.
"What?" Alice asked not hearing her.
"I just said I liked it too." Derp said though everyone knew she was hiding something.
"Oh, and I wanted to clear something up. When I compare you to Abridged Goku I'm not saying that I think you're dumb; because that's FAR from the truth! I make the comparison due to the fact that none of the villains really intimidate Abridged Goku, and that he overlooks most things because they don't interest him. When he says or does something it's because he's basically an idiot. ...When you say or do something similar it's because you're funny, random and a tad crazy. Okay?" Dremora said explained with a friendly smile.
"Okay thanks." Alice smiled back.
"Derp: First of all, excellent choice for an Anime power. Considering you've created OCs they can be used as your Demon Weapons. Very clever."
"Thank you." Derp smirked proudly.
Dremora then dawned a playful smirk. "But I can't believe what you said to Alice, concerning Zim, about what Abridged Vegeta said! And here I thought you were the more mature one. Tsk, tsk… Oh, and if Alice decides to change her mind about permanently including Tenn, will you let me know?"
"Heh, let's just say I might know something…" Derp smirked saying only low enough for Dremora to hear. "And I have some more plans for this little show that Alice doesn't know about. She may be in charge but it doesn't mean I can't do some things myself."
"Violet: So you revealing as to WHY you wanted to know what Techno and I looked like would spoil something you're working on? Hmm...interesting! Well whenever this project of yours is finished, let me know will you? And regarding me training you, I don't mind. I've been quite busy as of late, and I think Ayame is starting to catch on to me disappearing to come here, so it might take a while. But if you don't mind waiting, sure. I'll train you." Dremora's friendly smile turned to a smirk. "...Provided you don't mind intense training sessions of course. Heh."
"Hey, come to think of it... You never did get around to help train me with using my Keyblade like you promised." Alice whined.
"Heh, sure I have. ...In an indirect approach of course."
Alice tilted her head like a confused puppy.
"I've dared you to do things involving you having to use your Keyblade, have I not? For example: Like when I dared you, Zim and GIR to battle that hoard of Heartless. You've gotten better at using your Keyblade lately haven't you?"
"Oh yeah! Thanks bud." Alice smiled twirling her Keyblade around before throwing it in the air and it disappeared.
"Well, there you go! See, I'm training you. I have multiple methods of training someone. But I'll train you more personally/directly eventually. Alright?"
"Okay. I can't wait." Alice smiled.
"Techno…" Dremora smirked. "Thanks for answering my questions, and you're welcome for the Digimon tip. And just give me your thoughts on the YGOTAS video whenever you get around to watching it. Anyway, it sounds like you've gotten pretty far in Shippuden... Farther than I have, at least. And it looks like you and I would be allies considering I too would choose Konoha as my village. Now, I've got two more questions for you: 1. Do you ship NaruSaku or NaruHina? 2. Have you ever played a Naruto Video Game before?"
"Zim: Why didn't you ask your future-self how he invented that glove and what he used/needed to do so? Heh, you could've invented it much earlier that way."
"He kicked Zim out too quickly and...I'm not so sure that was me…" Zim said muttering the last part.
"Well who else could it be?" Alice asked.
Derp just chuckled darkly to herself and sat back in her chair.
"GIR: ...Damn, that was a pretty clever answer you came up with. Heh, way to use a loop-hole, my friend. I'm impressed. But without the option of combining them; which would you choose?"
"Uhh...TACOS!" Gir squealed.
"He did almost kill me for those
"Gaz: Two questions for you: 1. How come YOU never thought about taking over Earth? If you did, you could enslave humanity and force every single Pizza establishment, Arcade owner and Video Game Company and Developer to do your bidding! I mean since you have that 'Magical Gameslave' I awarded you with, the Video Game aspect is no longer necessary, but still! 2. I'm surprised that you didn't choose the Death Note for your Anime power of choice. I mean with the Sharingan, you can TRULY send your victims into a Nightmare world from which there is no waking though." he smirked. "Heh, I take it that THAT'S why you chose the Sharingan?"
"Eh, I never really felt like taking the effort to rule the world. I still have a few more levels on this game anyways. And it's not as cool to just write someone's stupid name down and have them die. I would rather send them through hell and suffering to do my damage." Gaz explained with a small smirk rapidly tapping the buttons on her Game Slave.
"MiMi…" Dremora looked at her with a sheepish look. "Tch. Looks like your battle with GIR's clone went pretty rough and messed you up something fierce, huh? Heh, sorry about... But hey, atleast you won right? You're officially the best SIR unit in the Universe!"
"Yes, I would've done better but I still felt a little bad having to fight Gir, even if it wasn't really him." Mimi sighed and Gir hugged her kissing her cheek lightly.
"Tak…" Dremora gave her a serious look. "I know that you still harbor feelings of anger towards Zim, but do you think that you could ever forgive him for what he did? I mean, it's not like he did it intentionally. It was an accident. And while it practically ruined your life, you HAVE grown stronger because of it. So... can you learn to forgive Zim?"
"Well...I suppose since it was an accident…" Tak started. "He's still a jerk, but I guess I can put it behind me for the moment." Tak sighed.
"Tallests…" Dremora smirked and they started to panic. "Heh, don't worry. I have no plans on daring either of you until you've used that Dare Free card. I want to prolong the feeling of utter helplessness and despair you're both going through on deciding which one of you two get to use the card. But more importantly...seeing the anguish due to the weight of responsibility of choice being placed on whomever gets dared first!" he said with a cruel chuckle.
"Only a few Dares today."
"Zim & Dib: Since Zim has Doom Wing, who's still a baby and kind of reminds me of Charizard X, and Dib has a Pikachu; I wonder which would win in a Pokemon battle? As well as who's a better 'Trainer/Tamer'. Only rule is that killing is not allowed! Anything else is fine. Have at it!"
The battle ended with both Doom Wing and Pikachu scorched with fire and lightning before Doom Wing was able to deliver one last fire ball and win.
"VICTORY!" ZIm cheered.
"I'll help your Pikachu Dib. He'll be alright." Derp said picking up the fainted Pokemon.
"Marcy…" Dremora said with a kind smile. "Since I dared both GIR & MiMi with this, I'm gonna do the same with you! I'm really curious, plus I bet you'd be adorable. Anyway, transform into an Irken for the rest of the chapter."
"Ooo! I'm all green." Marcy giggled staring at herself in the mirror with a bright purple and silver irken uniform.
"Everybody mentioned: Watch episodes 39 & 40 of 'TFS Abridged Parody' by TeamFourStar on YouTube. Tell me your thoughts. And there's actually TWO characters I think suit Alice; and I finally found a character similar to you, Tak and Derp! Anyway, the roles are: Alice as both Nail (Sorry Gaz) and Mr. Popo, Zim Vegeta, Gaz Piccolo, Dib Krillin, Skoodge Trunks, Tak 18, Derp 17 and MiMi 16."
"Haha, perfect!" Alice laughed.
"Heh, I'm glad I don't have a son." Zim smirked.
"Cool." Gaz smiled.
"Why am I always that wimp?" Dib sighed.
"I does fit." Alice smirked.
"Well at least I get a cool guy this time." Skoodge smiled.
"Trucks are pretty cool." Derp smirked.
"Very nice outfit."Tak smiled.
"Damnit. It actually fits." Mimi muttered.
"Bonus Dare! Alice, Derp, Zim and Tak: Tell me if you think the battle between Vegeta (Zim) and Android 18 (Tak) was pretty accurate." Dremora went up to Alice and Derp and whispered to them. "Considering both Zim and Tak will probably exasperate their answers, I'm mainly counting on you two for this."
"Tak was not able to defeat Zim THAT easily!" Zim growled.
"Please I kicked your ass so much more than that!" Tak snarled back.
"As much as I support Zim without some of the screaming and arm breaking it isn't much different as if those two just started fighting now." Alice said.
"Couldn't agree more. But maybe a little arm breaking." Derp laughed.
"Alice, Derp, Zim, Gaz, Dib, Tak and Membrane: Watch 'Xionic Madness & Xionic Madness 1.5' by Xionico on Newgrounds and then tell me what you all thought of them. And the reason why I chose Newgrounds is because you can access the Extras Menu (1.5 doesn't have any extras by the way) which has character and weapon Bios. The character Bios are important, and the weapon Bios are just interesting."
"BADASS!" Alice squealed.
"This is pretty cool." Derp smirked.
"Those are very nice weapons." Zim smiled.
"This would be cool as a game." Gaz muttered with a small smile.
"Wow. Just...wow." Dib muttered slightly imprested
"I like them. Very murderous nature." Tak grinned.
"Quite an interesting experiment but it is foolish to create something that could horribly kill everyone." Membrane said.
"PEG generator…" Alice muttered under her breath.
"Bonus Dare #2! Alice: The Female character, Kary, reminds me SO much of you! Her personality, her weapon and her powers & abilities. Hell, even her DESIGN is similar to you! It's kinda eerie honestly, but pretty awesome as well. What do you think about her?"
"She's cool. She actually reminds me of several different times in my life. She looks a lot like when I was little and all the murdering is like how I am now. It's creepy when stuff like that happens." Alice smiled.
"Well, that's it for me. I'll return to my Dimension and hopefully throw Ayame off my trail about where it is I'm disappearing to. Heh, she's pretty suspicious, not to mention stubborn, so THIS outta be fun. Tch, what a pain in the ass... Later everyone."
He then used Chaos Control to warp back to his Dimension.
"Well that's it so…"
"Not so fast Alice. There's one little thing left to deal with." Derp interrupted.
As if on cue the doorbell rang and Derp stood up and skipped to the door. Opening there was a thin girl with long brown hair with pink streaks and bright violet eyes similar to Zim's disguise.
"Uh hello." the girl waved seeming a bit shy.
The irken's then stared at the girl in shock recognizing the voice.
"Tenn?!" the gasped together.
The girl's image flickered and turned to the pitet irken with pink eyes similar to Zim's and Skoodge's and curled antennae like Tak's.
"Derp we just talked about this!" Alice pouted.
"I know but I really wanted to have her on here. So I sent her an invitation and left it up to her whether she would come or not. So I'm just gonna put her on the list…" Derp explained writing down Tenn's name on the list of cast members below Marcy.
"So you guys can dare Tenn now. You're welcome Dremora!" Derp said waving to the camera.
"Damnit Derp." Alice muttered.
*STATIC*
"So this is our room." Tak said leading Tenn into the room where Sam was already sitting on her bed. Tenn sat on her new bed next to Tak's a little hesitantly.
"I'm glad you and Skoodge are here Tak. With all these creatures around I'm not sure if I could make it without old friends around me." Tenn smiled.
"Hey! I find that offencive." Sam growled falling back on her bed and logging on to Tumblr.
"Thank you Tenn. But why did you come here anyways?" Tak asked sitting next to her as Mimi jumped on her lap and she pet her. "This place is a nightmare. We don't have any say in our fates. It's all up to them. The worst part is we can feel pain but never die." she continued in a low mutter.
"What Derp told me in this letter seemed intriguing." Tenn smiled holding up a small wrinkled letter. "And these darers can't be all bad can they?"
Tak sighed with a warm smile. "Yeah...there are some very...nice ones." she said with a hint of blush on her cheeks.
*STATIC*
AN: Sorry guys forgot!
I know it's annoying when I do this but Alice won't be here next chapter. Why? For...reasons...
