Chapter 29.
AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!1111 amanda u rok gurl fangz 4 da help WS ROX 666!111111111111
"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Jak and Lady Lack started to shoot at us angrily.
"CUM NOW!1!" lacy lock yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Jazk garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Caretaker shooted angrily.
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with my fucking camera?" Paolo demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Mirc Aeilu (Creative Director at Universal Studios Orlando) noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to Shadeybruuk. So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Jake laughed meanly.
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Laedy Look. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Paolo started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol director rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as bill ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz amanda sed so ok so fok u!1). Caretaker took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then….. he and Jak both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
"Crosio!" I shouted. Jac stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Lany Luek did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Jacke I'm going 2 go now." She left. Jak da cloen started to laugh evilly. Caretaker started to cry.
"It's ok Juilon." said Paolo. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Jacks."
Jack laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111
