Shinigami Women's Association
29: Technical Difficulties
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.
I bloody HATE the school computers. The sound on them is too fast. I tried watching edits of my AMV, but I couldn't. Not only was the sound too fast, they'd freeze. So, screw this. I'm venting my woes. D:
Mayuri stretched and sighed. He had--thankfully--been spared the brunt of Toushirou's wrath, and Yachiru had decided he didn't taste very good--however, that left him...-ahem- lopsided. He was currently growing himself a new testicle. He decided he wouldn't inform Zaraki of this, because that was certain to mean DOOM to him. Instead, he was typing away at his computer.
It froze.
-at Jyuushirou's sick room in the garden...-
"GYAAAAAARRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1"
Jyuushirou looked up from his officers' squabbling. "Neh, that sounded like Kurotsuchi-taichou." He shrugged then. "I wonder what happened."
-1st division HQ-
"Kurotsuchi-taichou."
"-gulp-H-hai, Yamamoto-soutaichou?" Mayuri subconciously became small and meek. Yamamoto's voice could get reeeleeeee scary sometimes. Maybe it was his ranting and raving about cherry-flavored bunnies with alcohol poisoning wrecking the computers.
"I do not appreciate you coming in here and blabbing nonsense. Have you tried Ctrl-Alt-Delete?"
"Aa."
"Alt-F4?"
"Yep."
"Force-restart?"
"Y-yamamoto-soutaichou, that'd wreck the infrastructure of Seireitei!"
"We can do without a computer system for a couple of months. Get it back up and running."
"Hai." He left.
Yamamoto rubbed his temples. The younger taichou could be such babies sometimes. He sighed.
"Meeep..."
Yamamoto looked around.
"Meep, mee-meep."
He looked over his desk to see a pink bunny with a martini.
"Meeeep!"
He picked up the bunny. Tentatively, he licked it. His eyes widened.
"Has Yama-jii lost it entirely?!" Zaraki fumed, stalking up a roadway, everyone giving way to him instantly, in a 50-meter diameter.
"Ne, Ken-chan. I think you're scaring everyone."
"So what? I have better things to do than go chasing after figments of his imagination."
"Taichou, maybe we'd just better humor him."
"Aa, maybe the old man's gone senile."
"Whether senility has taken its hold or not, this is humiliating!"
"Meeeep!"
Yumichika and Ikkaku, who flanked the enraged giant, glanced at eachother. A pink rabbit bounced off of both of their heads. Yachiru spotted it.
"USA-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!" She leaped after "Usa-chan" and caught it. She chewed at its ear. "Neeee, Ken-chan. It tastes like cherries!!"
"Yachiru..."
"..." Zaraki stared at the slowly-disappearing rabbit. He turned on his heel and strode off.
"Oy, Taichou! Where are you going?"
"Off to kill the person who started this mess."
Kurotsuchi had a chill run down his spine and decided it was time to disappear for a while.
END
Yeah, that's kinda dumb...but at any rate...Fantasy, I cannot imagine Ken-chan singing. D:
