A/N: So I will probably not survive this school year…
Disclaimer: I don't own it, why? Because I DO WHAT I WANT…but that doesn't mean I get what I want :(
Warning: One word
This one was request by one of Loki's most dedicated follower, just ask Nick F.!
•Clint cannot be turned into a penguin.
It wasn't often that Loki came back with a friend…no scratch that, Loki never came home with a friend, so when he did and it was a girl it was only evident that all the Avengers would swarm him and ask question, with some poking from Tony just to make sure she was real. As everyone asked Loki how he managed to talk to someone without stabbing in them no one noticed how that girl, known as Rachel, was staring a Clint with a mischievous glint in her eyes.
Natasha was enjoy her apple sitting in the small kitchen counter after all the chaos with Loki's new friend, when she felt something peck her leg looking down she saw a penguin poking her leg urgently with his beck, raising her eyebrows she put her hand on top of his/hers head and turned it around pushing it away with her foot; Natasha turned her attention back to her apple only to be interrupted again "WENK!" Natasha looked down towards were the noise came from to see the penguin staring at her with what looked as an attempt to put his/hers flippers at it's hips "Wenk wenk wenk wenk, wenk wenk!" Natasha was pretty certain that the penguin was scolding her for pushing it away. Sadly that wasn't the weirdest thing that had ever happened to Natasha so she only shook her head and walked out leaving a pissed off looking penguin behind.
Natasha walked into the training room later that day to see the same penguin there trying to used a crossbow and arrows, after inspecting the crossbows and arrows she realized it was Clint's crossbow and arrows "Clint?!" Natasha asked to the penguin that turned around and tried to sighed relieved "who did this?" Asked Natasha "Wenk wenk." Replied Clint "…Right…LOKI" She yelled "What?" Said the Norse God appearing next to her "This!" She said picking up Clint that wenked in indignation "Oh…" Said Loki spraying Clint-the-Penguin with green dusted effectively turning him back to normal; Clint grumbled a thanks before grumbling his way out of the training room saying non-too kind words to the walls.
That night Loki took Rachel out for a friendly dinner to congratulate her on using such a complex spell succefully and on a human.
