Chapter 40: In the Barn

With the other members of the group, they arrived at Al's Toy Barn, however they met their first challenge—the sliding door. Each of them arrived on the pressure mat.

"JUMP!" Buzz shouted.

They all began jumping at random times.

"No, all together!" Buzz ordered, "One…two…three…JUMP!"

All at the same time, the toys jumped up and landed on the pressure mat, causing the doors to slide open.

"Alright, now we start looking." Sakuzy said before calling, "Hey, gramps, ya in here?"

"Sora!" Kairi called.

"Woody!" Hamm called.

Rex then noticed something in the magazine rack—a Buzz Lightyear game guide.

Sakuzy and Buzz ran past a blue aisle, but Buzz immediately took a few paces back.

"Buzz, we've got a job to do." Sakuzy said before noticing an entire aisle filled with nothing but Buzz Lightyear action figures. Sakuzy's mouth fell open as he simply said, "And you can't even find ANTIQUES of these things in my time…"

Buzz and Sakuzy walked through the aisle, looking awestruck at the action figures. Buzz then saw a particular sign: Buzz Lightyear Utility Belt.

Buzz whistled before saying, "I could use one of those."

Sakuzy put his hands together and gave Buzz a boost up. Buzz then helped Sakuzy up. The two stared in awe at a Buzz Lightyear Action Figure…with a utility belt.

"Apparently, it's IMPOSSIBLE to defeat Zurg unless you buy this book." Rex said, "Talk about extortion…"

To avoid having to listen this, Potato Head plucked out his own ears. Cait Sith, on the other hand, couldn't.

"You're lucky." He said.

"What?" Potato Head asked.

Suddenly, a small blue car drove over and screeched to a halt. Potato Head put his ears back in. The drivers? Hamm, Kairi, and Slinky Dog.

"Wow. Nice." Potato Head said.

"Hamm found this a few aisles over." Kairi explained.

"Thought we could travel in style." Hamm shrugged.

"Good thinkin'." Potato Head complimented.

"Why don't ya let someone with fingers drive?" Cait Sith asked as he pushed Hamm aside and took the wheel before driving off…and knocking over a few boxes.

Buzz waved his hand in front of the other Buzz Lightyear figure.

"Sakuzy?" Buzz asked.

"Yeah?" Sakuzy replied.

"Am I REALLY that fat?" he asked.

"Uh…" Sakuzy said, trying to sugar-coat his response.

Buzz then reached towards the other Buzz's belt…but the other Buzz suddenly came to life and grabbed Buzz's hand. He then twisted Buzz's hand around into a restraint and shoved Buzz against the plastic wall.

"Hey!" Sakuzy shouted as he caused his Keyblade to spring out of his wrist.

"What's going-?" Buzz was quickly silenced as the other Buzz shoved him into the plastic again.

"YOU are in direct violation!" The other Buzz barked, "Protocol states that all rangers are to remain in hyper-sleep until awakened by authorized personnel."

"Look, buddy, you're obviously confused, so…" Sakuzy's statement was quickly cut-off as the other Buzz delivered a fast punch to his face.

"So, you've got a co-conspirator? Star Command will hear about this!" Buzz 2 barked.

"Tell me I wasn't this deluded…" Buzz murmured…only to get shoved into the plastic again.

"DON'T back-talk!" Buzz 2 ordered, "I have a laser and I WILL use it!"

Buzz broke free from his double's grip and wheeled over to look at him with an irritated look, "You mean a laser that's a LIGHT BULB!"

Buzz pressed the button, which caused the little light bulb to blink rapidly. Buzz 2 gasped and jumped back onto a prop moon.

"Has your mind been MELDED?" he demanded, "You could've KILLED me, Space Ranger…or, should I say, TRAITOR?"

Buzz 2 activated his "laser" again, pointing it at Buzz's head.

"C'mon, Buzz, he's not worth it." Sakuzy said.

"Right, we've got a job to do—find Woody and Sora." Buzz said as the two began walking away.

"HALT!" Buzz 2 barked, "I ORDER YOU TWO TO HALT!"

"And I order you to SHUT UP." Sakuzy shot back, opening the door and hopping out after Buzz.

"Insubordination!" Buzz 2 snarled as he leapt out after the two, sending Sakuzy to the ground. He then wheeled around to deliver a punch to Buzz's face.

"Alright, THAT'S IT!" Sakuzy snarled as he held his Keyblade out and charged at Buzz 2. The double evaded the attack and grabbed Sakuzy's wrist before pulling it into a restraint and pushing him towards a pin-toy, "WAIT! NO, NO, NO! STO-"

An imprint of Sakuzy was immediately left in the pin-toy and the Future Keyblader-turned-Transformer was shoved into it.

"We've been down this aisle!" Slinky said as the group continued racing down a pink aisle with flower and bumblebee art on the floor.

"No, this aisle's PINK." Cait Sith replied.

"Guys, we HAVEN'T and I think we just got lost." Kairi said.

"Guys?" Hamm asked as the group looked over and…saw a bunch of Barbie dolls having a pool party.

"Excuse me?" Kairi called, "Could one of you bring us to Al?"

"I could help!" replied a voice. The six looked up and saw a Barbie wearing a blue outfit. She slid down a slide and landed in the driver's seat, pushing Cait Sith aside before making her intro, "I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep all hands, feet, and accessories inside the car at all times."

Potato Head was staring at Barbie, but quickly closed his eyes and began chanting, "I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud."

"Then, make way for the single!" Hamm said, shoving Potato Head aside and jumping into the seat he was once occupying.

Meanwhile, Buzz 2 had successfully put Buzz onto a cardboard mat and tied his hands down before shoving him in.

"You're NOT the real Buzz Lightyear!" Buzz growled as Buzz 2 stood him up in the aisle, "You're a toy! WE'RE ALL TOYS! CAN YA HEAR ME?"

"Well, that should hold you two for the court marshal." Buzz 2 said, walking away.

Sakuzy remained in the pin toy as he simply said, "This is more painful than it looks…"

"And THIS is the Hot Wheels aisle." Barbie said as they continued driving through the aisles.

"Excuse me, Miss." Kairi said, "Where's this Al guy?"

"Please leave all questions until the end of the tour." Barbie replied, cheerily.

'Y'know, I always wondered why I stopped playing with those dolls…' Kairi thought.

"HEY!" Rex exclaimed, "It says how to defeat Zurg!"

Rex then put the magazine up, covering all of their faces. Every toy shouted in irritation as Barbie became disoriented and began to make several swerves.

"Rex…GET THAT OUT OF OUR FACES!" Kairi shouted as she pulled it up…just in time to see that they were quickly approaching a container of bouncing balls, "Guys, we're in trouble…"

THUMP.

The car hit the container…with enough force to cause the plastic container to move a bit. Bouncy balls began to flood out.

"STEP ON IT!" Cait Sith shouted. Barbie immediately obliged.

The car was going at a high speed…and actually took the game guide out of Rex's hand.

"MY SOURCE OF POWER!" Rex shouted as he jumped out of the car after it…before it slid under one of the shelves, "NOOO!" Rex then began chasing the car, "Hey! Wait up! Dinosaur overboard!"

"HIT THE BREAKS!" Cait Sith shouted. Barbie, once again, obliged. Rex hit the trunk and stumbled before landing in the trunk…upside-down.

"Please, no more shenanigans." Barbie said as the tour continued. Kairi then noticed a familiar figure in a pin game.

"I'll catch up, guys. Looks like Sakuzy needs help." Kairi said as she hopped out of the trunk. She walked to the pin game and, with an almighty heave, pulled Sakuzy out.

"Ouch…thanks." Sakuzy said, "But NEVER mention this to the others."

"Deal." Kairi replied. She then saw the car stop and Buzz hop into it, "We've gotta hurry up! They're leaving without-"

"Just lemme get Buzz out." Sakuzy said, walking over to a container with a struggling Buzz Lightyear action figure.

"Wait, if that's Buzz, then who was the guy they just picked up?" Kairi asked.

"ANOTHER action figure." Sakuzy growled, "He shoved me into those pins. Now, just help me get Buzz out."

Kairi helped Sakuzy pick up the container and place it on the ground before pulling the bottom out and taking out Buzz. Kairi undid one of the plastic twist-ties and Buzz quickly untied the other tie holding him down.

"Thanks." Buzz said, "We've gotta find the others! There's no time to lose!"

Buzz immediately took off running with Sakuzy and Kairi in hot pursuit.

Buzz 2

Another Buzz Lightyear action figure…only with a cool-looking utility belt. He's everything that Buzz Lightyear in…and is about as deluded as he was in the first place. He first appeared in Toy Story 2.

Barbie

Tour-guide Barbie. She knows her way around the mall, but insists that everyone follows tour regulations. She first appeared in Toy Story 2.