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Author's Note: Well, Harley officially got the present I've always wanted! Again so many apologies for keeping you so long!


The autumn air in Gotham blasted cool against her face as they tore through the streets. Nobody messed with the Bat-mobile, they just got out of the way.

"Yipeeeeee!!!! I'M FREEEEEEE!!!"

Harley let yelp after yelp explode into the dark streets. City lights whizzed past her windows and car horns honked angrily on all sides.

"Whoa! Hold on, toots! You almost missed that guy!"

The Joker reached across the car and spun the wheel so they collided with an oncoming car. The impact sent them reeling and forced the air from her lungs, but the sound of his laughter made her want to do it again.

And so they danced through the night, tires squealing and adrenaline pumping.

It wasn't long, however, before the cops were on their tail. Siren's wailed behind them as they swerved through the town. She managed to run a few of them off-road, but it soon became clear that no matter how hard they fought, they were eventually going to be overtaken.

"TURN!"

She spun the wheel hard to the right, following his finger, and watching the cop cars pull into a similar maneuver.

"What're we gonna do, Mistah J?"

"Go to Arkham."

No question escaped her lips, she just turned and floored it towards the asylum.

They crashed through the iron gate and raced through the parking lot, cops in tow. The stretch of concrete was full of cars despite the late hour.

The Scarecrow must still have the doctors in captivity.

Aside from the cars, glinting in the dark, there was another object, far smaller that sat in the distance... her other present.

She looked to her Puddin' for reassurance.

"Floor it, toots."

There was a moment of absolute exhilaration and then the sickening sound of bone crunching on metal.

Happy Birthday Harley Quinn!