A/N: Cracky one. Enjoy and review!
"You just send photos of yourself… like that?" Thor's brow was furrowed and Darcy was looking a little stressed now. She had been sat patiently next to him for an hour and trying to explain snapchat to the Asgardian might just kill her.
"Sending photos to who?" Steve had walked in and Darcy felt her body slump. Two technophobes in one room, no make that three, Bucky was right behind Steve.
"Sending photos of what?" Bucky winked and Darcy groaned out loud.
"Her face, being very unattractive." Thor was still staring at the iPhone in his hands like it was a form of weapon.
"Hey!" She grabbed the pillow next to her and thwapped him on the arm. Not that it bothered him much but it made her feel better, and snatch her phone back away from him.
"Thor's clearly talking rubbish, explain." Bucky had wedged himself on the other side of her and Darcy leant back on the sofa with a loud moan. "Come on Darce, Tasha brought you here because of how up to date you are with civvie life."
"Nothing like making me feel worthless, thanks Barnes." She sniped back but sat upright and very slowly began to explain Snapchat for the fourth time.
Barnes grasped it a lot faster than Thor ever would and it would be Darcy's biggest ever mistake.
Her phone hadn't stopped vibrating, even Jane's temper for Darcy's phone had begun to snap a little. Erik's had already flared and he was glaring at her as if she was a bilgsnipe.
"DARCY!" She hissed, turning back from the whiteboard she was on to glare at her assistant, but was surprised to see Darcy nowhere near her phone. That was unusual; normally it was attached the girl like another appendage. "DARCY!" She yelled now and the assistant in question stuck her head into the room. "Your damn phone." She pointed at the offending item with her whiteboard pen.
"It's still going!?" She said incredulously, now bearing coffees for the three of them.
"It hasn't stopped! I thought you were continuously texting on it."
"No, no I have not used it in four hours but I may have shown Steve, Bucky and Thor snapchat."
"Oh no." Jane said quietly, her ire at Darcy draining away. She knew her beau's penchant for Midgardian technology – he had a real fascination in learning about mortal ways and snapchat culminated that obsession. "That's why." She closed her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose. "We might as well look at them now."
What followed may have been one of the most surreal moments of Jane Foster's life, and that included an Asgardian falling out of the sky. A myriad of snaps including awkward close ups of Thor's face as he got the hang of the front facing camera, his puppy dog grin that Darcy had already snapped before and him pulling some very gruff and manly poses before sending a video exclaiming that if he pressed the red button the video lasted long… They totalled three minutes' worth of footage.
Steve's only numbered 45 odd seconds. The photos clearly taken by someone else, which would be revealed to be Bucky as the last one was of the pair of them sat on the sofa a few doors away. Each one Steve looked awkward and camera shy and Darcy felt for him in that moment.
Bucky's were far more entertaining. A number of vain poses followed by faces Darcy had pulled before, then the views from outside the Complex amongst random shots of things inside the complex. His went on for five minutes, Darcy was homicidal by the end of them.
At dinner that evening she and Jane promptly lectured Thor and Bucky on the uses on Snapchat and the etiquette involved when using the app. Jane had quietly taken Thor to the side and was gently explaining how to behave with the app and that no-one needed to see his nostrils while Darcy was aiming her ice-cream spoon at Bucky with her threats falling on seemingly deaf ears.
"Snapchat?" Tony Stark had strolled into the dining room and Bucky launched into an explanation of the app. "No, I know the app but isn't it just used for dick pics?"
"Dick pics?" Bucky frowned, momentarily stymied.
"Yeah, guys taking photos of their penis to send to girls they want to shag…"
"Why would I send Jane a photo of my penis, I can just show her here?" Thor went to do undo his trousers, much to the alarm of the occupants who were all scurrying from the room, Darcy grabbing the ice cream carton on her way out while Jane was convincing Thor to do his trousers up.
