Chapter 29.

AN: Shut the f*ck up! You're just jealous 'cause you're preps so f*ck you! (Timmy: I'm not jealous. Frankie are you jealous?

Frankie: I'm not jealous, are you jealous, Joshy?

Josh: I'm not jealous.) Raven you rock girl fangz for the help MCR ROX 666!

"Oh my Satan!" we screamed as we jumped out of the coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily.

"COME NOW!" Preacher McGongel yelled. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop grabbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.

"Hey what the f*ck!" Vampire shouted angrily. (Frankie: retribution! Yes!)

"Yeah buster what the f*ck are you going to do with the f*cking camera?" Draco demanded all protective, looking at me longingly with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumblehor knows your little secret and if you do this again, then you will go to St. Mango's. So give back the camera!"

"Hahahaha the Mystery of Magic thinks he is crazy there is no way they will believe him." Snooplaughed meanly.

"Yes so shut your mouth you insolent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us come into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these weird tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (Timmy: crying men are so unattractive, just ugh…) (geddit 'cause he's a sexbomb lol Tom Felton rules for life but not as much as Gerard, you're sex on legsI love you, you f*cking rock, marry me!) (Frankie: no! He's marrying ME! Not you!)

I started to cry tears of blood (it happens in vampire chronicles (Timmy: I swear to god if you ruin those books for me I'm getting a butcher knife and ripping your shitty 'goth' clothes to shreds.), raven said so okso f*ck you!).

Vampire took out a black handkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes(Frankie: didn't she say they were ice blue only a few chapters ago? That's what she said, yeah?)

And then… he and Snoop both took out guns using magic.

They started to shoot each other angrily. None of the ballets got on each other yet. I took out my wand.

"Crosio!" I shouted. Snap started to scream he dropped the gun

But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets (Josh: Swan Lake mafia!)

I stopped the curse. Professor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up

She took out a box of tools. Then she said "OK Serverus I'm going to go now" She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.

"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the video you took of Snake."

Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips (Frankie: this story just got 10 times SEXIER!)! (Timmy: get the fuzzy handcuffs and ball gags!)