Me: I have come to deliver a new chapter!Sorry I'm late just that I've been busy... Oh! And I want you guys to checkout a story I did with MentalAndLovingIt It's called The Worlds Collide it has Della, Lizzie, Haley, Morgan, and is a crossover of Ouran High School Host Club and Inuyasha Don't ask how we came up with the crossover... let's just say we think both shows are epic =)

Kyoya: I have a really bad feeling about this story...

Me: There is no reason you should! It's not like I own Ouran or anything in particular... What could we have possibly done to you to make you feel utterly horrified?

Della was in front of her apartment door, about to open it when, "Boo!" Haley opened it before she could even twist the doorknob. The auburn screeched and jumped back, her still being in a dazed state from her previous events. "It's too early to be scaring meh!"She hollered at the black headed ninja.

"Where have you been, young lady?" Lizzie scowled as Della walked into their living room. "It's unusual for you to be up and out at this hour!"

"Oh I woke up really early and decided to take a walk." Della lied, she got the feeling telling them she sleepover Kyoya's house was a bad idea. "Is it illegal to go for walks in the morning? Hm? Are you going to arrest me for it?

"It is illegal in my world! Your judge has sentenced you to unpack my bags because I'm too lazy and you need to be punished!" Lizzie declared as she threw her bag at the exhausted ninja. "Whatever..."

While unpacking Della came across a notebook. She opened it up and was appalled to see the information written inside. "Those rotten...!" Della cut off swears for now and put the book back in the bag.

She calmly walked out of the room and into the hall. "I'm going out! We need more cake!" She yelled as she headed towards the door. "We have three left!" "Shujoteki-San and company will be here later, they invited themselves over for Halloween!" Lies!

.oOo. Kyoya's Home .oOo.

Kyoya was calmly sleeping alone in his bed, probably not dreaming at all.

"IYASHII-KUN!" Della screeched as she burst threw the glass balcony doors. "I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING REALLLLY IMPORTANT!"

Death glare. "What is it now?"

"I found a notebook in Lizzie's bag! It had all these plans on how to make you and me closer! THEIR PLAYING CUPID!" She rushed.

"Who is they?" He calmly asked. "Lizzie, Haley, and the Hitachiin twins, reason unknown... Apparently they feel obligated to control two peoples emotions!" Della ranted.

"Calm down, I know what we can do." He stated before explaining his plot.

.oOo. Next Day .oOo.

(Now you're probably wondering what happened Halloween... nothing. Since Halloween was a few weeks ago, I don't feel I need to add it... plus I have zero ideas for it... so lets go forward with the main fluffy plot!)

Della and Kyoya had no costumers at the moment and were sitting together, ready to formulate the "Put the idiots in their place" plan.

"THAT ISN'T TRUE!" Della randomly screeched. "I'm sorry to inform you that it is indeed true." Kyoya calmly stated. "Never! Forever ever never!" She thundered, now standing with her hands in fists and her arms at her sides.

"Too late."

"You... I can't... This... I refuse!"

"There is no refusing... you owe too much."

"I owe you nothing!"

"You only owe me everything."

"Why? Because of the few things you have done for me? Would you have done them if it weren't for the merit behind it?" Della was fuming.

"No."

"You dirty! Stuck up! Sadistic! Shit eating! C-" (If you want to hear the rest of this insult, I suggest you go here .com/watch?v=RWzD8vfG1oo I warn you now, it gets bad!)

"Ladies shouldn't use such profanity!" Tamaki fainted, along with most other people in the room. Haruhi was staring with wide eyes, Mori had to plug Honey's ears, and the twins were staring at her with a look that can only be explained by them have seeing god.

"And over all, fongul!" (For those of you who don't know, that translates to F*** You in slang Italian... I hear my grandparents yell it at each other all the time) Della barked as she marched out of the music room.

Me: That's all for now...

Twins: Best... Insult... Ever...

Me: Ya... I love the nostalgia critic!

Haley: Ha! You used his insult!

Me: Ya, I couldn't put it all or else this story would have to be rated M

Lizzie: Review and I will force Della to write a new chapter everyday!

Me: YOU SHALL MAKE NO SUCH PROMISES!