Ichimaru Gin's Diary

Chapter 29: Aizen in Gin's Diary

Entry 319

Hm…

*takes in the feeling of writing in someone else's journal*

Quite nice…

No wonder everyone writes in here…

Entry 320

Who should win this Boss Contest?

Quite hard to decide…

I ask that you "readers" "review" and vote for one of my Espada.

First one to get three votes win.

If I voted, I vote Ulquiorra…or Tia…

Not Grimmijow.

Of course.

Not Grimmijow.

Entry 321

"Barragan…"

"Yeah, Aizen…-sama?"

"Have you seen Charlotte?"

"Last time I saw him, he was flirting with himself in the mirror. Quite disturbing…"

"Oh… I think I saw Grimmijow do that once…"

"Wasn't he pretending that he was talking to Ulquiorra's sister?"

"Yes…yes he was actually…"

Entry 322

Hm… I will be keeping Gin's journal-diary until the Boss Contest is over…

Now that I think about it… it's more like Primera For A Week Contest…

No wonder Starrk doesn't want to win!

Entry 323

Guess what I heard from Barragan's training today…

"BEAUTIFUL CHARLOTTE CUUHLHOURNE'S FINAL HOLY WONDERFUL PRETTY SUPER MAGNUM SEXY SEXY GLAMOUROUS CERO!"

"Dammit, Charlotte! Make it shorter! Findor and Ggio could've killed you!"

"They wouldn't. I'm too BEAUTIFUL!"

Entry 324

Hm…

Since when did Grimmijow start liking that Mai girl?

*reads back*

Oh…for a while apparently…

I should humiliate him about it later…

Entry 325

"Grimmijow…?"

"Yeah, Aizen…-sama?"

"Since when did you like Mai Cifer?"

"Since about the third chapter…"

"What?"

"…"

Entry 326

Hm… So far…we have one voter…

"I vote for Ulqui" they say.

Where the heck did they get that name?

Entry 327

"-…"

"Yes…Gin?"

"I'm !"

"Go find someone to bother."

"I'm here ain't I?"

"Go bother Grimmijow."

"He's in his room."

"Go bother…Starrk."

"He's sleeping."

"Go bother Tia."

"She said once 'If ya butt inta a lady's private life, ya'll get hurt.' I don't wanna get hurt."

"Go bother Ulquiorra."

"He'll Cero Oscuras me in da eyes…again."

"Barragan?"

"He's with Apporo-kun gettin' his weekly check-up."

"Nnoitra?"

"He's still talkin' ta dat picture of Neliel he has in his room."

"Zommari, Aaroniero, or Yammy?"

"On a mission, arguin' with each other, and eatin'."

"…Kaname and Wonderwiece?"

"Tousen would just get that lil Wonderwiece ta drool on me."

"Gin…?"

"Ya?"

"Your journal is very fun to write in."

"…M'kay."

Entry 328

Hm…looks like Hitsugaya and Grimmijow are having a fight…

While having a very fast race in continuous sonido/shunpo.

"SHUNPO!"

"SONIDO!"

"SHUNPO!"

"SONIDO!"

"SHUNPO!"

"SONIDO!"

"SHUNPO IS MUCH BETTER YOU STUPID HOLLOW!"

"SONIDO IS FASTER YOU LIL SHINIGAMI!"

"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE BLE HAIR, FREAK!"

"IT'S NATURAL! I DON'T GOT WHITE HAIRED, OLDIE!"

"SHUT UP!"

"YOU SHUT UP!"

Entry 329

Remember a while back when I said there will be a surprise when Gin reaches his 500th entry?

Yes, I still remember.

No I will not tell you.

And something weird… Mai Cifer came up to me one day and told me, "Only NinjaCats knows the top secret."

Odd… Che, that's a funny name though^^

Entry 330

"Ow! Grimmijow, get off of me!"

"I can't! Ulquiorra's on me!"

"Ulqui-sama, get off of us!"

"I'm male again…" *rejoices*

"Could you still get off of me?"

"I cannot. Tia is on top of me."

"I can't get up cause this is a freakin' small room!"

…Why are there four arrancar in my closet?

No matter, I'll just go to sleep now.

Good night, Gin's Diary.