A/N: Well, it took Saint and I five months, but we finally organised the sleepover. So, I hope that you enjoy the chapter...and, of course, this is dedicated to Saint who allowed Fang to come over. Well, she let him come over after she teased Iggy mercilessly and sent the squirrels on him. ;)

Me: ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG!

Iggy: -sighs- Bell, you need to calm down!

Me: WHAT?! How can I calm down? This is awesome!!

Iggy: -sighs-

Me: And don't you dare tell me that this isn't exciting for you!

Iggy: Okay, of course I'm excited. But, I'm not as hyper as you!

Me: -sighs- Let's just tell everyone why I'm so excited?

Iggy: Sounds good to me.....

Me: -rolls eyes- Just introduce yourself would you?

Fang: -shrugs-

Me and Iggy: -facepalm-

Me: So.....Fang's here for a sleepover :D

Spiffy and Pooky: Ahem!?

Me: Yes sorry, and so are Spiffy and Pooky, who have been supplied as the bodyguards to make sure that Fang doesn't do anything stupid!

Fang: And since when have I done something stupid?

Me: Who was the one to put knives in a toaster in an attempt to take out the toast?

Fang: I still don't see what's wrong with putting knives in the toaster!

Iggy: -facepalm-

Me: You recently had a dream that you were an octopus attacking a shark

Fang: That's not stupid!

Me: -sighs- Who was the one that managed to burn himself on noodles at Saints house?

Fang: That wasn't my fault! It was Saints!

Iggy: Bell, this is Fang. I'm sure that he's the only one that could accomplish burning himself on noodles!

Fang: Shut up Iggy!

Iggy: Fang, where's that peace offering that you said you were going to get me ages ago?

Fang: Why the hell would I get you a peace offering?

Iggy: -glares- For all the blind jokes!

Fang: Oh, those? Bell, would you like to share some with our readers?

Bell: Of course Fang. We shouldn't be keeping them to ourselves; after all, we all know how much Iggy looooooovvvvveeeeeesssss blind jokes.

Fang: But not as much as he loves Ella

Iggy: Aw, come on guys! Cut the blind guy a break would you?

Fang: Bell, have you heard about the new Iggy doll?

Me: Wind it up and it walks into walls. Hey Fang, how did Iggy meet Ella?

Fang: On a blind date. Bell, how did you and I punish Iggy for being so bad?

Me: By rearranging the furniture.

Fang: And sticking doorknobs onto walls.

Iggy:...................

Me: I think that we've done enough...

Fang: -smirks-

Iggy: There, you happy now?

Fang: Yep.

Me: I'm good :D

Pooky: But who said we were?

Iggy: Oh great.....

Spiffy: Why did Iggy never change Justin and Janets diapers?

Me: Why?

Spiffy and Pooky: So he could always tell where they were!

Me, Fang, Spiffy and Pooky: -laughing-

Iggy: Guys! GUYS! Fang shut up or I'll tell them the emo joke and the octopus story!

Fang: -shuts up-

Me: -chuckles-

Iggy: Bell, be quiet or I'll tell Fang, Spiffy and Pooky about what you, Jov and Raz were talking about the other day!

Me: -shuts up-

Spiffy: Wow, he has both of you subdued!

Pooky: Too bad he has nothing on us! -smirks-

Me: Lucky ducks!

Pooky: I'm a penguin!

Me: Whatever.....

Fang: So, what is there to do here?

Me: -shrugs- Ig and I ran out of ideas ages ago....

Iggy: And that's about when the blind jokes started.....

Fang: Why are you finishing each other's sentences? And you thought Saint and I were bad...

Iggy: HEY!!

Me: -snickers- Your right Fang! Maybe Iggy and I should have a child together!!!

Iggy: Bell, don't go there!

Me: But, it's such a good idea!

Fang: -snickers-

Iggy: Is your personal life goal to annoy me?

Fang: -thinks- Pretty much. I better make the most of it before I have to go back to Saint

Me: And then you will continue to annoy him through emails and skype!

Fang: -nods-

Iggy: Well, at least in the emails Bell and I send we won't have any spelling mistakes...

Fang: What?

Me: Iggy got a new skill

Iggy: I can tell when she types a spelling error!

Fang: And how is this useful?

Me: Umm.....no more spelling mistakes on fanfiction!

Fang: If only Saint had one of those....

Me: Uh, Fang.....

Fang: Yeah?

Me: I wouldn't be making fun of Saint if I were you....

Iggy: She does read this fic and when you get back you could be in a lot of trouble

Fang: Yeah, I guess you're right

Mom: BELL! Come help me with the laundry please!

Me: But mom! Fang, Pooky and Spiffy are here! Can't I do it later?

Mom: NOW!!!!

Me: -sighs- I'll be back. Don't do anything stupid! Pooky, Spiffy, WATCH THEM!!!

Pooky and Spiffy: -nods-

-Bell leaves-

Iggy: Bell! You spelt 'nods' wrong!

Fang: I'll fix it.....

-Fang fixes spelling error-

Iggy: Okay, so now what?

Fang: -looks at Spiffy and Pooky-

-Spiffy and Pooky are playing cards-

Fang: -whispers- Do you know where Gazzy is?

Iggy: Yes Fang, because Bell tells me everything especially the address of where he is! She also tells me about the boys she likes, and all her deepest darkest secrets!!!!!

Fang: -sighs- Didn't have to get so uptight about it....

Iggy: Sorry, being kidnapped has made me more sarcastic than usual

Fang: Ig, you weren't exactly kidnapped you-

Iggy: Okay, I get it!!!

Fang: So, how about we try to escape?

Iggy: Fang, we're in bloody Australia! How do you plan on getting all the way to America and then find.......Okay, we have no idea where anyone is

Fang: Damn

Iggy: Hey, I've got a better idea....

Fang: What?

Iggy: Let's post one of the chapters that Bell wasn't going to post.....and then tell the readers about some of Bell's secrets?

Fang: Yeah, that's more like it......payback.....

Iggy: Open up her stories folder and-

Fang: Does Bell have a life? She has so many stories in this folder I can't count them all!!!

Iggy: I know, and she doesn't have a life Fang. She should get out more.....

Fang: Just like Saint!!!

Iggy: Those two are both English obsessed!

Fang: Okay, so what do I click?

-few minutes later-

Fang: Now I know why she didn't want to post it.....

Iggy: Yep, put it on!!!


Me: Soooooo bored....

Iggy: Now where have I heard that before?

Me: Shut up!!! You know that I've got boredom issues!

Iggy: -sighs- Okay, so.....what do you want to do?

Me: Umm......eat chocolate!!!

Iggy: Bell, do you really think that that's such a good idea?

Me: Nope, but I'm going to do it anyway! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

-ten minutes later-

Me: Hey Iggy? Do you like sugar? I looooovvvveeeeee sugar sooooooooo much because it tastes soooooooooo good!!!!! I wonder if I shouldn't have eaten that chocolate because it made me hyper. But, I might not be hyper and maybe I'm just BLOWING things out of proportion?!! Do you get it? BLOW.....well, you might not but I do. And another thing, if I fell off the balcony do you think that I'd survive? I haven't got wings like you so I would hit the ground pretty hard and probably hurt myself....or I could die?!!?!? Iggy, I don't want to die though!!!! Maybe I shouldn't jump off the balcony then. And guess what? Did you know that you're blind?! Cause I do!!!! And Gazzy smells bad when he lets on rip and-

Iggy: BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: ZOMG IGGY! You did soooooooooooooooo many exclamation marks! I can't believe that you found the right keys to press! You're really special Iggy and you're-

Iggy: BELL! STFU!

Me: IGGY!!!!!! Don't use that language! Max would be angry if she was here! So, since she isn't I'm going to be angry for her.........

-sudden silence-

Iggy: Oh, my god.....What's that I hear? SILENCE!!!!!!!!!

Me: -giggles while rolling on the floor-

Iggy: -sighs- Turn on speech recognition.....Okay, Bell just lost it. I'm truly sorry for the Nudge rambling back there but I couldn't stop her! If I did, she would just start again anyway! So, I've learned an important lesson today. NEVER GIVE BELL TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE!!!!! It is now a law!

Me: I lovest you Iggy :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Iggy: -shoves Bell off keyboard- Sorry, right, where was I.....Oh, right, Bell has had almost a whole bag of chocolates that contained fifteen in a bag. -sighs- And I almost went deaf...AGAIN!!!!

Me: Your funny Iggy.........-huggles Iggy- I lovest you!!!!!

Iggy: -sighs- Now she's quiet but it's like she's on drugs!

Me: Don't do drugs! Give hugs! This has been brought to you by cheesy grits and the letter N!!

Iggy: And now she's quoting Saints fanfic: Maximum Starwars Episode IV....Sorry about that Saint, but she's not in control of what she's saying! Bell, do you plan on getting sued?

Me: NO! Me no get sued!!!

Iggy: Then SHUT UP!!!

Me: I love Liam!

Iggy: Okay then....who's Liam?

Me: I lovest him more than you!!

Iggy: WHAT?!

Me: -giggles uncontrollably-

Iggy: -sighs- This is going to be a looooonnnnngggggg night......


Fang: Uh, Ig?

Iggy: Yep?

Fang: May I ask what happened that night?

Iggy: Dude, you don't want to know.....

Me: Hey guys, what are you up to?

Fang: -shrugs-

Iggy: Looking up porn!

Fang and me: -stare at Iggy-

Iggy: -bursts out laughing- Kidding, kidding. I wish that I could have seen the looks on your faces!!!!!

Fang: -glares-

Me: Fang, it's no good. I wish that looks would hit him!!

Fang: Me too......oh wait, I'm sitting right next to him! -whacks Iggy-

Iggy: HEY!

Me and Fang: -snickers-

Me: Spiffy, Pooky, what are you doing?

Pooky: Playing Go Fish!

Spiffy: Wanna play?

Me: Uh, no thanks....

Pooky: Suit yourself

Spiffy: Yeah, you're missing out on a great game!

Pooky: Hey?! Are you cheating?

Spiffy: Of course not!

Pooky: Then why do I see that you have a five just after I asked if you had one?

Spiffy: Because I JUST picked it up!

Pooky: You're a liar!

Spiffy: No, YOU'RE a liar! And why were you looking at my cards anyway!? You were probably going to cheat anyway!

Pooky: Was not!

Spiffy: Was too!

Me: GUYS!!!! Shush! Just restart the damn game, it's no big deal!

Spiffy: -grumbles- Fine

Fang: They don't usually fight

Iggy: -shrugs- Does it matter

Me: Probably not......

-awkward silence-

Me: I'm really out of stuff to do now

Iggy: You're brain dead after presentation night

Me: Okay, I'll talk about that-

Fang: You just had to bring that up, didn't you?

Iggy: Uh oh...

Me: -smiles evilly- Fang, you start

Fang: With what?

Me: With what you're currently wearing

Fang: -groans-

Me: He's in a monkey suit, by the way

Fang: Yeah, because Saint made me dress up in one after Bell told her over skype to make me wear it for her presentation night at her school. And, to make things worse, she then starting fixing up my hair and tie.

Me: Then when he got there, I began fixing his hair and tie too!!!!

Iggy: -clenches teeth- After she did mine

Me: It was a lot of fun!!!

Fang: For you

Me: Oh, but presentation night sucked.

Iggy: That's one thing we can agree on

Me: Here's a list of things that happened:

1. Before Fang came, Ig and I had to sit in a dark stuffy, crowded room for four hours for the rehearsal! After a while, Iggy was twitching like crazy and I had to ask the teachers to let us out for some fresh air

2. The person in our band kept on playing too fast and we had to keep restarting in rehearsals

3. On the actual presentation night, a microphone was sitting in front of my stand

4. I couldn't see the conductor because of the big head in front of me. Therefore, I was out of time

5. Iggy heard me and started to laugh at the fact that I was out of time

6. While the band were on stage we had bright, hot lights shining on us, making the heat even worse than it already was

7. And last, but not least, was my highlight of the night: When everyone was waiting outside, I went to check on Fang and Ig's to make sure they were alright. When I saw them, they were surrounded by girls who were giggling and laughing at something that Iggy had said...

Fang: -drops head into hands-

Iggy: Bell!!!

Me: He was flirting with them. I'm not sure about Fangles, but I don't think that he was because he as Max ;)

Rain: -appears- GOLDEN MAGIC MONKEY! -disappears-

Me: Okay...not another person who pops up in here....where were we?

Iggy: Fang loves max! He loooovvvveeeesssss her tttthhhhiiiisssss much -holds out arms- -laughs-

Fang: Iggy, you do know that I have significant amount of blackmail on you that I can blurt out over the internet

Me: Like?

Fang: The hairbrush incident.

Iggy: -stops laughing-

Me: Fangles! Tell me!

Iggy: Fang!!!!! DON'T!

Fang: -tells Bell the story-

Me: -is in hysterics-

Iggy: No, no, no, no...you didn't type that...did you!?!?!?!?

Me: Nope.

Iggy: Thanks

Me: I'm saving it for later.

Iggy: Crap...

Fang: -smiles in satisfaction-

Iggy: you're not out of the woods yet, Fang. I'm still going to email Matt and Max and tell them about the octopus incident!

Fang: No!

Me: We already voted with Saint, remember! It was, like, three against one

Iggy: Why can't you post the octopus incident

Me: I figure that Saint would like to use that as blackmail sometime

Fang: Joy...

Me: Yup. Well -yawns- we've all had a big night and I think that we should get some sleep

Fang: Where am I sleeping?

Me: -shrugs- With Iggy

Fang and Iggy: NO!

Me: FIGGY!!!!

Iggy: BELL! NO!!!

Me: -giggles-

Fang: I'll sleep on the floor

Me: Can't. That's where my books sleep. Iggy, your choice: Sleep with Fang or me

Iggy: You.

Fang: Wow, that was quick

Iggy: Anything to drop- That word

Me: What? FIGGY!? Figgy, Figgy, Figgy, Figgy, Figgy, Figgy, Figgy, Figgy, Figgy-

Fang: Okay, I think that you've had enough now. Sleep.

Me: Fine...FIGGY!

Fang: -glares-

Me: I'm done

A/N: Wow, what was wrong with me last night!?

Iggy: Lots of stuff

Fang: I'm glad that you weren't hyper like you were in that story

Me: -growls- What story????

Iggy: FANG!

Fang: Oh...

Me: -facepalm- Too late now. Anyway, I need to see if Saint's on skype so I can send you back, Fang.

Fang: I'm not sure whether to be releaved, or upset about leaving

Iggy: -shrugs-

Me: Gotta go. I hope that you enjoyed the chapter...

R&R!?!??!?!?

Bell, Ig and Fang :D