The dark ending to the Neutral Path is here.

Part 6G: Wario Android! The Perfect Android

Area: Bowser's Volcanic Base

Wario had recently entered the base of Bowser. Bowser's base was currently inside an extinct volcano. Most of the base was suspended over molten lava. Wario also came here because he knew Bowser will be waiting for him. Wario still believe he was an android and was now furious at Bowser

"I'll make you regret creating me!" Wario thought.

Wario saw a rail and he grind on it on his tushy. He grinded for awhile until he ran into Nightmare again.

"Wario," he said. "Bowser is inside here. If you wish to confront him, then let's grab the attention of henchmen."

Wario knew that meant they should attack Bowser's servants. But for some reason, Wario refused. "Nah!" he said. "This is something that I have to do on my own."

"Affirmative," Nightmare understood.

Wario continued to grind on the rail and left Nightmare be. Wario continued to grind on the rails. He moved to the left rail because the right one was almost gone. When he did that, Wario had to go to another rail that was on the right because of the same reason.

"My butt is going numb!"

Wario managed to get to the end. He saw Bowser televising himself on a T.V.

"Wario, you twit," Bowser said. "P.U.N. has surrounded my base and they plan to bring me down. Activate the devices and keep the base safe with my lava magma….or else!"

Wario thought for a moment. "Okay, I'll play along." Then out loud to Bowser he said, "Okay Bowser!"

Wario saw the first device. It was red, oval, domelike machine. Wario punched the machine to activate it. When he did, lava rise around the path Wario was standing on.

"That's one activated," Bowser explained. "The path ahead and the path behind will be easier to defend."

Wario saw platforms emerge from the lava and continued the path. He was cautious at first.

"If I touch those platforms, my feet will burn off!"

But in the end, the platforms were safe to jumped onto. The path open and Wario grind over a rail that was over lava.

"My behind," Wario muttered.

Wario reached the other side, he jumped up to get to a higher level. He jumped over a line of flames called Podaboo. Wario then had to cross a brigde that was halfway submerged in lava. Wario jumped to the parts that weren't submerged, but it was difficult because of the rising lava. When he reach the other side, Wario avoided some more Koopas and climbed on a ladder to get to a higher level. Wario ran across the higher path. He ignored any Koopas that were there.

When Wario reached the end of the path, he looked down to see that the ground below has been covered in lava. Luckily, Wario saw suspended horizontal bars. He grabbed and hold onto it. He saw another one below him. He dropped down to grab that. Eventually, he was able to make it to the next path to safety. He saw another one of Bowser's devices. But they were patrolled by Wario Androids. The Wario Androids began to fire missiles. Wario avoided the shots and punch the device to increase the level of lava.

"The second one is activated!" Bowser cheered. "Don't worry though, you're still able to get through even with the rising magma level."

"Perfect: Wario said.

Wario saw a rail to take him to the next path safely. Wario grinded on the another rail and continued. Wario then quickly jumped on to grab horizontal bars above him. The magma was rising below him. He used the bars as monkey bars to make it to the side where he saw a rail to grind on. After awhile though, Wario had to jump to the next platform because the rail lead straight into lava. Wario succeeded and made it to the next of Bowser's devices. He punched it to activate it.

"That's three! Only two more are within my base."

Wario had to take the path to the left because the main path was sealed off by the lava. Platforms rose again and Wario jumped onto each one to get to the next path. He saw another bridge partly submerged in lava. Wario managed to get across by jumping. He saw the next device behind the door he opened. He activated that.

"One more to go!" Bowser exclaimed. "I'm counting on you!"

"So am I," Wario thought to himself. The north path had platforms that rose from the lava.

"Sheesh! Enough with the platform rising!"

Wario used the platforms to get onto a giant fan. The fan lifted Wario high in the air where he landed on another floating platform. Wario grabbed hold of a pulley to take Wario higher.

"Man!" Wario said. "I'm high up!"

He saw horizontal bars aligned by height. He jumped onto each one and was able to grabbed onto higher one. He was able to take a path. After a run through a tunnel, he saw the final device. He activated it.

"Awesome!" Bowser cheered from his T.V.

The pink Magical Orb floated towards Wario. He grabbed it.

Later, Wario was walking through the base. He wondered what happened to Nightmare. However, his thoughts were cut off. Bowser came crashing down in front of him. He was riding his Koopa Klown Car, but this time, there were three slots in the front. And he wanted to congratulate Wario.

"You have done well, Wario Android!" Bowser said. "You have surpassed expectations. And I was comparing you to the real Wario. Nice! But now, give me the Orbs!"

"NO WAY!" Wario rejected.

"WHAT!" Bowser asked in shock.

Bowser now knew why Wario collected the Orbs. "I didn't find them to give them to you. I've found them to DESTROY you!"

Bowser was furious. "You worthless imbecile. I created you. I gave you life. I gave you an order. Or maybe your dim self have forgotten idiot! I need to do you what I do to my children. Teach you a lesson. Only yours will be more severe!"

The battle began. Nightmare managed to join in on the fray. "That lava really had me going!" he said. But he saw Bowser and was ready to fight.

The slots on Bowser's Copter began to slow.

"I'll turn both of you into scrap metal!" he threatened.

"Final target confirmed," Nightmare said. "Commencing combat!"

The slots on Bowser's Copter all stopped to reveal a picture. The picture was a missile.

"Missile time, baby!" Bowser said.

Missiles were then fired from Bowser's Copter. Bowser began to hover away. Wario and Nightmare chased after them while avoiding the missiles. Wario then noticed that the missiles were from the buttons. So, he chased after Bowser, and punched the buttons.

"HEY!" Bowser whined.

When Wario finished, the pictures were all Bob-ombs. Bowser panicked. He knew since Wario activated the attack, Bowser was gonna get pain.

"EEK! Don't dropped them here!"

Bowser's Klown Car fell over. Bom-ombs appeared around it and blew up on contact.

After that Bowser was able to get back up and continued hovering away. However, he was basically flying in a circular arena. Bowser managed to get one of the slots to display Hammer Bros.

However, Wario disrupted the process. When he touched the slot, it stopped on missile.

"NO!" Bowser said. "Now I have to start over."

The chased continued again. Nightmare caught up to Bowser and punched the slots. The slots revealed Bob-ombs again.

"WHY ME?" Bowser cried as the bombs exploded around him again. Bowser's Copter got back up and he flew away again. Wario managed to catch up to him and attack the slots. The picture was now Wario.

"EEEEEEKKKKKKK!" Bowser screamed like a girl. "NOT WARIO FEVER!"

Wario began to glow an immense red.

"Wario…..BLAST!"

The blast damaged Bowser as he went flying away. However, Wario caught to him again and performed another Wario Blast.

Bowser's copter was damage but he still had some tricks left. The Bowser managed to the up slots to show Bob-ombs.

"Get ready for an explosion you two!" Bowser smirked.

"RUN!" Wario yelled.

This time, Wario and Nightmare were running away from Bowser. Bob-ombs began to launched toward Wario and Nightmare.

"This is like a nightmare!" Nightmare said.

"You think!" Wario sarcastically yelled.

When Bowser finished the bomb dropping, he hovered away. Wario was now the cat in this cat and mouse game. Wario punched the slots.

"STOP THAT!" Bowser whined.

The slots lined up to show missiles.

"WHAT?" Bowser thought out loud. "Wait you dumb machine! ABORT LAUNCH!"

It was in vain however, the missiles launched and attacked Bowser's Copter. Bowser gave chase again. He hovered away again.

"This guy is the Koopa King!" Wario thought. "No wonder he always loses!"

However, when Wario punched the slots this time, it show a picture of coins.

"NO!" Bowser said. "MY MONEY!"

Coins began to rain down from everywhere. As Bowser hovered away again, Wario and Nightmare chased after him while collecting coins.

Nightmare used lighting to activate the slots from afar. The slots shown a picture of a Bob-omb again.

"Let's get this over with," Bowser sighed.

The sentimental bombs exploded around Bowser. His machine was on its last legs. Wario saw this. He came up and punch the machine. The machine was done for. Bowser's copter began to fall down.

"What?" Bowser said. "This can't be! I was supposed to win! Gaa….AAH!"

"Sorry, Koopa," Wario said. "But you're screwed!"

Bowser was lying across the floor. His wrecked Koopa Klown Car was behind him. As Bowser lay before Wario's feet, the last orb, the red Magical Orb, floated around Wario. As that one did, the other orbs began to float around Wario as well. Nightmare had some issues at hand so he left after Bowser was defeated.

"Finally, I've got ALL the Magical Orbs!"

Bowser managed to say something. He was unbelievably furious at his creation. "I made you, you idiot. And this is how you repay ME?"

Wario ignored Bowser. He wanted to say something. "I am Wario Android. The ultimate warrior and a copy of Wario the Warrior. With the power of these Orbs. I will be stronger than him. This is WHO I AM!"

"WHAT?" Bowser said with a shocking tone.

Wario raised his fist above Bowser. "GOOD BYE, KOOPA!"

As Wario's fist came crashing down towards Bowser, everything went black. But the last thing we hear from Bowser is "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


The Semi Dark endings will come up on Saturday.