The knight stooges

In Three Little Pigbrains

It is nighttime at Canterlot City, and at King Nightmare's castle.

"Tomorrow's the big championship game, and you drones are gonna make them Canterlot High Wondercolts beg for mercy!" said King Nightmare as he told his newly built drones that their gonna make the Wondercolts beg for mercy. Then he walked toward a crate filled with newly built shoulder pads. "By using the instant magic inside my new shoulder pad." He said. And then he placed it on his shoulders.

"O.k. Slice. Tackle me." Said King Nightmare. Then Slice ran towards him so he can tackle him, but Nightmare grabbed magic from the left shoulder pad and tossed it at him which frozed him instantly and he fell down backwards style.

"Yah!" yelled Slice. Then King Nightmare laughed evilly that the shoulder pads worked.

"It's whether you win or lose that counts. Not how you play the game." Said King Nightmare as he said the words in reverse as he watched Slice in a blanket to keep himself warm. "And tomorrow we cheat our way to the championship." He said as he told his plan about cheating at CHS football championship as he laughs evilly about it.

Meanwhile at the stooges' junk company.

"What are you doing meathead?!" asked Connor in anger.

"Watering the carpet to make it grow." Said Owen as he's watering the carpet.

"You showerhead! Shut it off!" yelled Connor as he snatched the hose away from Connor which causes Owen to groan in anguish.

"Okay, okay!" yelled Owen. Then Connor tied a knot to the hose. Then Owen tried to turn off the hose with a monkey wrench as he sighs, but instead of turning the hose off it removed the nozzle from the hose.

"Nnnaauugh!" he yelled in shock. Then the water began to overflow very quickly. "Nnnnnaaaauuuuggghhh!" he yelled in shock and in fear.

"Drop it Connor it's gonna blow!" yelled Georgia as she covered her face in fear that the hose is gonna blow.

"Nnnaaauuuugghh!" yelled Connor in shock as he looked at the hose in shock. Then Connor, Owen, and Georgia began to hold the overflowed hose, but POP it exploded as the water began to flood the junkyard. Then the water began to carry the building away from the junkyard and began to land somewhere else.

"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!" yelled Owen as the building is being flooded away. And then CRASH it crash landed on a tree while the water began to flood the land. "Hey! I always wanted a treehouse. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." He laughed at his joke. Then he heard a sawing sound and looked at it on shock.

"Nnnaauggghh! Uh, look!" he yelled and pointed at it in shock. And what he saw is a saw sawing the floor and making it into a circle and opened up the saw revealed to be a sawfish and it dived back down into the water. Then a submarine platform rose up.

"Attention stooges!" yelled Twilight.

"Uh-oh! It's Princess Twilight!" alerted Connor. Then the perescope moved down in from the platform and magic came out of it and Princess Twilight Sparkle appeared in human form and is at the CHS football field. "I suspect King Nightmare's Dragons will cheat in today's game, get to the stadium and keep this game honest." Said Twilight as she ordered the stooges to keep the game honorable. Then they saluted her by accidentally hitting each other's chins except for Owen as he groaned in anguish and continue to salute her. (Connor's on the left, Georgia's on the middle, and Owen's on the right).

"Into our armors!" yelled Connor as he pointed the rug. And then they dashed into it and magic light appeared on the floor and they've huddled. "Fourteen, six and seven eights, hike!" Then they tore the rug open and they are now in their armors as they pointed their fingers into the air.

"Knight stooges!" (Connor)

"Away!" (Connor, Owen, and Georgia)

"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!" (Owen) Then they headed to Canterlot High to stop King Nightmare and his Dragon football players from cheating into the championship.

Meanwhile at CHS football field, the Wondercolts are a little nervous about the Dragons appearance. Then Sandalwood hiked the ball too Flash Sentry and just as he's about to pass the ball Slice is heading towards him.

"Use magic trick number one. The flying football." King Nightmare communicated Slice. And he grabbed magic from the right shoulder pad and threw it at Flash and it landed on the ball and it left Flash's hand.

"Huh!" he yelled as he tried to get the ball back but it dodged away from Flash which causes him to fall down in forward position. And the ball spins around and it headed to the touchdown and did a loopedy loop and landed on Slice's hand while he leaned on the touchdown post with his other hand with smile on his face. And then for the visiting team cheered, and the scoreboard changes. The Dragons has six and the Wondercolts has nothing.

"They cheated!" yelled Connor in shock. "Get down there and lodge a protest meathead!" he yelled as he ordered Owen to lodge a protest against the Dragons. And then Owen uses his extendo spell on his head and headed towards Slice which causes him to groan.

"You oughta be ashamed of your…Nnnaaoouuuggh!" said Owen as Sliced grabbed his head and he threw a hail mary. And Connor tries to catch him.

"Aaaauuugggghhh!" he yelled and he caught his head as he jumped to catch him and slid down to his butt and made a touchdown, and the Dragons applaud him for the touchdown.

"Thanks, pal." Said Slice as he thanked Connor for the touchdown, Then the scoreboard changed again, now the Dragons has thirteen and the Wondercolts still has nothing. And Princess Twilight saw the whole thing as she face palmed in anguish.

"Oh no." she said in a depressing manner.

Later the scoreboard changed yet again, the Dragons now has fifty-six and the Wondercolts still has nothing. Then Slice threw the ball with magic on it and the Dragon player caught it earning another touchdown. And Slice kicked the ball with magic on it again and went through the touchdown post earning a field goal.

Then the scoreboard now changed, the Dragons now had ninety and the Wondercolts still has nothing. Then the Dragons now has a hundred and twenty and the Wondercolts still has nothing. Then the scoreboard changed yet again, now the Dragons now has a hundred and twenty-six and the Wondercolts still has nothing.

Then the Dragons now has a hundred and eighty-one and the Wondercolts still has nothing. Then the scoreboard changed yet again, and now the Dragons now has a hundred and eighty-seven and the Wondercolts still has nothing. And the Wondercolts lay down on the field exhausted as they are on one and the other.

"Gee, Connor, we gotta do something!" said Owen in shock.

"Right! Into our uniforms!" said Connor as he ordered his siblings to get into their uniforms. Then they used their magic to cover themselves, and once they're done they are now in their uniforms and put on their helmets and raised their hands in greatness.

"Knight replacements!" (Connor)

"Away!" (Connor, Owen, and Georgia)

"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!" (Owen) And then they went onto the field to replace the exhausted Wondercolts. Then they crawled out of the exhausted Wondercolts to avoid being seen by Nightmare, and then a tractor began to move the Wondercolts out of the field.

"It's a hundred and eighty-seven to nothing and the Wondercolts are down to three players. If you can call them that."

"O.k. you guys, it's up to us to win for the home team." Said Connor as he told them that it's up to them to win for Canterlot High.

"Use magic trick thirty-seven, dinner bells for the dumbbells." Said King Nightmare as he ordered Slice to get Owen. Then Slice ran to the field to get into position, and then he grabbed the magic from his left shoulder pad and it changed into a pocket watch and moved it right and left.

"Rock-a-bye booby in the tree top." Sanged Slice as he began to hypnotizerd Owen as his pupils followed the pocket watch. And then he's completely hypnotized. And then Owen rose up still in a trance as he's still holding the ball.

"The Wondercolts' hitter is frozen in his tracks. He refuses to move."

"You're supposed to run with the ball meathead!" growled Connor as he and Georgia began pushing him to the touchdown.

"Hey waiter! Dinner time." Said Slice as he's at the other touchdown sitting in a fancy table holding a fork and ringing a bell. Then Owen halted and he began to run and went to the other touchdown, which causes Connor and Georgia to fall down in a forward position, And then he started to run towards Slice with a dinner dish and a handkerchief. Then he placed it on the table and opened the lid revealing it to be the ball with a smile on his face.

"I don't believe it, the Wondercolts just gave away the ball on a silver platter." And he gave the ball to Slice much to his excitement, and grabbed the ball with a smile on his face. Then Owen closed the lid and ran back to Connor and Georgia who is in shock about it.

"You just handed the enemy six point beetlebrain! What've you got to say!" yelled Connor in anger as he accuses Owen for handing the enemy six more points.

"Confidentially, the patty de' foi grass is excellent today. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Joked Owen as he opened up a lid revealing it to be a fancy dinner dish much to Connor's anguish.

"Enough of this nice guy stuff, time for magic trick thirty-seven A the instant greasy grass gimmick." Said Nightmare as he ordered Slice to do the instant greasy grass gimmick. And then Slice grabbed the magic from his left shoulder pad and poured multiple drops of it all over the field. And the players went into position.

"O.k. meathead. Hike!" said Connor. Then Owen hiked the ball to Connor and he went back and caught it, and just as he's about to pass it to someone he slipped on the grass which causes him to tossed the ball.

"Aaaaauuuuggghhh!" yelled Connor as he slipped on the grass. And Georgia tried to catch the ball and caught the ball, but spinned around and tossed the ball.

"Nnnnnaaaaooooouuugggghhh!" yelled Georgia as she slipped on the grass. And Owen caught the ball by jumping but he fell down which causes him to drop the ball and causes him to do a forward summersault and the ball bounced on him.

"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo-oo!" yelled Owen as he slipped on the grass. And then BAM they crashed into each other with the ball spinning on Owen's head.

"Quick! Use the greasy grass skimmer shoes spell!" said Connor as he ordered them to activate the spell, andmagic appeared on their shoes and they inflated. Georgia is now sliding on the greasy grass like an ice skater, and Owen bounced on it which causes him to drop the ball and it landed on the ground. And Connor is riding on it and he kicked the ball. "Aaugh!" he yelled. And then the ball went up so high, it went out of the stadium.

"A bad punt, clean out of the ball park and only minutes to play the Wondercolts have had it." Then Owen crashed at the touchdown post and saw the ball flying away. So he uses his extendo spell and caught the ball and reel his arms back to the field scoring a touchdown. And then the scoreboard has changed, the Dragons now have a hundred and ninety-nine and the Wondercolts six. And Georgia is sliding on the greasy grass and Owen handed her the ball, and she hit the brakes and placed it on the ground in order to make a field goal. But Connor kicked her and the ball with her and they went through the touchdown post earning a field goal.

Later Slice now has the ball and trying to ram one of the stooges and trying to earn a touchdown.

"I'll fix them punks!" yelled Slice as he's trying to ram one of them.

"Aaaauuuuggghhhh!" yelled Owen as he's sliding on the greasy grass. And just as Slice is bout to ram through Owen, Owen grabbed him and carried him much to Slice's shock.

"He's intercepted the ball. I mean the uh uh player and the ball." And then WHAM BAM they crashed right at the touch down post with Owen on the post while he's till holding Slice and the ball. "And the Wondercolts score again."

Later at the fourth quarter of the game, the stooges are attempting to make a field goal with Georgia holding the ball, Owen holding her to keep in place, and Connor about to kick her. And he did and she went through the touchdown post.

And Owen threw Connor and Georgia who have became one ball and went straight to the Dragons, and knocked them down like bowling pins earning another touchdown.

And the Dragons formed a dog pile but luckily Connor grabbed Georgia and kicked the ball through the touchdown post earning a field goal.

"And the Canterlot High Wondercolts win the championship by one point." And the scoreboard has once again changed, the Dragons have a hundred and ninety-nine and the Wondercolts have two hundred and causes smoke to come out and a few gears to come loose.

"Look! Nightmare is getting away!" yelled Georgia as she told her brothers that King Nightmare is escaping. (Connor's on the left, Owen's on the middle, and Georgia's on the right).

"Quick use the criminal coach catcher spell." Said Connor as he told them to use the spell, just King Nightmare is seeing the whole thing after running away. Then Owen blowed the ball which causes it to be big and uses his extendo spell to catch him. And just as he's about to escape he looked at it in shock and Owen caught him and he's struggling to get out which causes him to roar in anguish. Then Owen reeled him back, and Owen and Georgia are holding him and Connor kicked him real hard sending him back to his castle. And he landed there which causes him to be out of that giant ball and he looked at the fourth wall in bewilderement.

Later at the field.

"It ain't whether you win or lose. It's how you play the game that counts. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Joked Owen as he said the right way. (Owen's on the left, Georgia's on the middle, and Connor's on the right).

"Attention stooges!" yelled Princess Twilight. Then the stooges looked at the scoreboard and saw Twilight. "It hurts me to say this guys, but you've done a great job." She said in a proudful manner. Then Owen saluted her and kicked his leg, which causes Georgia and Connor to kick their legs and also Connor accidentally kicked the ball to somewhere. And the ball went straight for the scoreboard and hit Twilight which causes her to have a brown spot on her face and she looked at it in shock.

"Rah! Rah! Rah!" she cheered in anguish as she waved her mini flag and looked at the fourth wall in anguish as the brown spot on her face appeared to be her soda.