Author's note: Knuckles will be leaving today and interviews will continue. After this request from Empoleon66

"I'd like to nominate Empoleon. It'd be a wonderful way to tie in Pokken Tournament. His prideful ways would make an interesting contrast to Incineroar's flamboyant personality!"

I will interview Empoleon, and you do make a good point with the contrast. This next one is from UltimateCCC.

"Like to see a companionship bond of Lucina and Pichu."

I can make that happen, eventually. The next one is from Tashasaurous.

"I'd love to have Grovyle and Lana(from Hyrule Warriors) to join Smash Bros, or even Alisa from Tekken 6&7"

Another pokemon, fine by me. Even though it sounds like you just want them to make an appearance any characters requested before Nov. 12th, 2018 will be interviewed, so yeah. Though Master Hand would probably take Sceptile over Grovyle, but I'll still interview him and we'll see how far he gets.

"Wonder why Decidueye would try and find Tabuu...unless he wants revenge on Master Hand and the others. 0~0"

...Are you a detective… No, no I'm just kidding, but yes, that is exactly why. And though I'm not the kind of person to spoil my own story, to some extent, but that is what's going to happen. Though mainly he'll be getting revenge on Incineroar. I wavered whether to have him say that, but then ultimately decided to have him say he was going to find Tabuu and see if you guys could figure it out on your own. After going through the randomizer this is who we're interviewing.

Blaze the Cat (Sonic)
Goombella (Paper Mario)
Saria (Legend of Zelda: OoT)
Cream the Rabbit (Sonic)
Ilia (Legend of Zelda: TP)
Skullkid (Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)
Lana (Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors)
Bomberman (Bomberman)
May (Pokemon: Ruby and Sapphire)

Ok after these interviews we still only have four characters left and the request period has ended. Since I want to finish off with nine characters in the next episode then I'll have to take matters into my own hands. Also I learned Thanksgiving is coming earlier than I thought, so I don't have to worry about speeding. Also the season finale, regardless of what day it gets posted, will take place on December 7th, the day Ultimate comes out.

Season 2 episode 8: Competition

The interviews were continuing today as Master Hand had called Captain Falcon, Luigi, and Yoshi to his office for them. Master Hand and Crazy Hand were currently setting things up once again, but this time they added a device that'll fire the portal device so they don't have something similar to what Kirby did happen again.

Meanwhile, Master Hand said that if anyone wants to they could hold a competition for the citizens in the stadium as an early practice tournament. Marth was helping with organizing the short tournament for the citizens. He was also planning on doing something new for them in between matches since they now have a camera crew recording them. He even got permission from the producer to do this ahead of time.

Also, with realization that Thanksgiving was coming early, Robin, Chrom, and Lucina were going to pull off a final effort by getting the invitations to the wedding to their world since they wanted their companions in their battle against Girma to be there. They knew it wouldn't be proper without their friends.

Captain Falcon was the first to arrive in Master Hand's office, "I thought we could grab the raygun independently. How come it's being held up by a metal arm?"

"Well," Master Hand said, "After Kirby's blow up over Marx and Dark Meta Knight the other day I felt like doing this just so we don't have to worry about anyone grabbing and firing said raygun before we can start. And just to make sure that the chances of that happening again smaller, I have the remote to activate it. So the only way people are being sent back is if I decide to."

Captain Falcon: Welp, I guess Kirby is to blame for taking away the one thing that was fun at these interviews

Luigi and Yoshi walked in, "Ah, good were all here," Crazy Hand said, "time to fail some people." Crazy Hand hit the buzzer before they could sit down. The door opened and let in, Blaze the Cat.

"Another Sonic character," Master Hand said, "Knuckles is literally leaving today and I don't think we're looking for anymore characters from your world."

"At least give me a chance," Blaze said, "I assume you already know who I am."

"Indeed we do," said Luigi grabbing the clipboard, "Blaze the Cat-a, you-a are long-a time friend of-a Sonic, Tails, and to some extent-a Shadow. However you-a are one of-a the Sonic characters that-a may not make it-a in since, Tails and Shadow are more highly requested characters than-a you. Not-a to mention, we already had-a two others here-a and-a Amy probably had-a better shot considering she was-a close tie to Viridi."

"So your saying my popularity decides my chances here," Blaze put her hands on her hips, "That's rude. After all I did come here because Knuckles was leaving today and wherever he was I can probably take his place"

"No don't worry, Blaze," C. Falcon said, "It's more than popularity, it also depends on who wants you here. You were recommended by Sonic and Tails. Not a lot, but it's still something."

"And besides," Yoshi said, "I'm sure Sonic and Tails would appreciate having more friends living at the mansion." Crazy Hand tossed Blaze a map. "You can stay for the day just be sure to be at the front by 5:00 when we announce who got in."

"Then I'll see you till then." Blaze left the room, and Yoshi hit the buzzer. The door opened to let in, Goombella.

Master Hand: Finally, someone from a world we haven't seen yet.

"Woah," Crazy Hand said, "This one's flatter than I pancake. I'd say she's only paper, maybe from Paper Mario's world."

"That's exactly what she is and where she's from doofus," Master Hand said with the clipboard, "All right, Goombella. You were once one of Paper Mario's companions in his second adventure. Or in another world a game on the Nintendo Gamecube called Paper Mario and the Thousand-year Door. I think that's what it was called."

"It also says her in her profile," Captain Falcon said, "That she's a student at the university of… Goom? And in some fanfictions that sometimes crossover with the Paper Mario series she would appear in 'em. So she's still a relevant character to this date."

"Not to mention Paper Mario would want one of his old friends at the mansion with him," Yoshi said. "Luigi, what do you think," Yoshi looked over to see Luigi hiding behind his chair. "Luigi, are you serious, right now?"

"But-a," Luigi said cowardly, "She's-a a goomba. Goombas are evil."

"Not all of us are evil," said Goombella, "But yes, you are right Yoshi. I did come because I felt like my Mario was probably feeling rather lonely being the only paper being here."

"Not to mention you were recommended by him," Crazy Hand said, "But don't think you're gonna get in here that easily goomba! We still have about eight, including you to interview. And personally I'm starting to share Samus's sentiments from Thursday, can we wrap this up."

"Fine, fine," Master Hand handed a map of the mansion to Goombella, which was hard to believe she could actually hold it. She doesn't even have any arms. "You can stay for the day, maybe even find Paper Mario while you're at it. Just be at the front by 5:00" Goombella said her thanks and left.

"How many companions does Paper Mario even have," Crazy Hand asked.


The short competition in the stadium was almost ready to go, the citizens were in their seats and Marth was warming up the crowd by doing a stage showcase. The sixteen fighters participating in this were Ganondorf, Pit, Fox, Mario, Ridley, Incineroar, Villager, Snake, Bowser, Duck Hunt, Kirby, Meta Knight, Roy, Ice Climbers, Daisy, and Mewtwo.

"Okay, everyone we're almost ready to start," Marth said speaking through the announcers booth. "The first battle will be Roy vs. Pit, an old grudge that was held by Roy against the angel actually ended a month ago, in fact. And I will say now that we do enjoy you all tuning in to watch us ever since the camera crew came to the mansion back in August." Marth was pulling up some clips, "While we're waiting for things to be set up let's revisit some moments." The Jumbotron was replaying the scene.


Season 1 episode 16: The Secret Base (clip)

The battle in the factory had reached the van as Waluigi, Copper, Robin, and Corrin were splatting octarians. Sonic was in the van coming up with a plan to get the others out while eating a chili dog, enjoying said chili dog too. He then snapped his fingers as he saw a button.

"Everyone get in," said the blue hedgehog, "Time to blow the roof of this place." Once everyone was in the van and it was up in the sky Sonic said, "literally." He hit a high-tide stingray button and said stingray beam fired and blew up the roof. The beam went into the battle below and even splatted Octorson.


Season 1 episode 14: Investigation (clip)

Back at the party the residents were either talking or sitting down. Wario was eating all of the food at an alarming pace. Link saw this and said, "Geez Wario, may want to slow down a bit." some gagging noises from him were heard, "Uh, Wario?"

"Can you keep it down over there Wario, I'm trying to stay interested in Snake's boring story," Simon said.

"Ugh, Simon," Snake said mad.

"Wait a minute is he choking," Mewtwo said.

"Oh my Sakurai, Wario is choking," declared Lucas, "Does anyone know first aid."

"First aid is probably high in priority for him," Dedede said, "Second or Third aid is probably more appropriate."

"He needs the heimlich maneuver you idiots," Mewtwo exclaimed.

"Heimlich maneuver," said Diddy, "That means he's having a heart attack."

"Wait what, he's actually having a heart attack," said Villager.

"A heart attack," Dedede repeated.

"No he's choking," said Mewtwo, "heimlich maneuver is for choking."

Everyone in the room started panicking a bit running around because they didn't know what to do. "Wait a minute," Luigi said, "as an uncertified doctor-a you don't perform the heimlich maneuver on-a heart attack victim, you do CPR instead."

"How are we supposed to perform CPR," said Ness grabbing Lucas, "I don't know how to perform CPR."

"Don't worry everyone I saw instructions online so I know how to," Meta Knight said, "If I remember correctly the first step is to place the perfect blame," he then proceeded to grab Link and say, "You did this!"

Link was confused, "What are talking about? Let go of me!"

"Meta Knight's right, tis Link's fault," said Shovel Knight.

"Link, why would you allow this to happen," Pac-Man said.

At this point everyone was going all over the room and attacking other in there panic Mewtwo was watching from afar while saying, "You're not supposed to perform CPR you idiots. Where are Layton and Palutena."

Mewtwo: Every day I'm given more evidence about how incompetent everyone here is.

Just outside Layton's group and Palutena were approaching the party room right now.

"So how often does Master Hand do these parties," Layton asked.

"Actually this is the first time," Palutena said, "he probably doing it to see if it's okay to do more."

They were about to open the door when Ness and Lucas came running out saying they were going to get Master Hand. They looked inside to see Wario on the floor and everyone fighting. Pit then said, "Somebody do something!"

"I got this," C. Falcon said as he took a running start and got in front of Wario while charging his signature move.

"Not again," Palutena said in disappointment.

"FALCON-"


Season 2 episode 8: Competition (main episode)

"Yeah we do have some pretty idiotic moments," Marth said as Roy and Pit teleported to the stage. "Okay folks, it would seem we are ready to begin. Each match is two stock, three minutes, final smash meter is on, and the Smash ball is the only item available." The stage started to form into Skyworld and the countdown began and the simulator was activated.

Roy vs. Pit
Stage: Skyworld
Music: Underworld

Roy started immediately with dashing towards Pit and used dancing blade which proved effective. Pit then countered with and upperdash arm and a forward smash sending Roy back a bit. The young lion then tried to use his recovery move as he was dashing towards Pit, but the angel was onestep ahead and and used the power of flight to evade it. Unfortunately he didn't angle it right and fell off the stage ending his first stock.

Roy did his taunt as Pit came back on the stage and angrily upperdashed him. Roy fell back down and tried to perform a short hop attack, but failed as Pit shielded and used a forward smash on Roy. that was enough to fill the young lion's final smash meter. Roy the proceeded to get close to Pit and used his critical hit, but the angel used power of flight once again and Roy missed. The angel then used an up smash and sent Roy out of the stage.

Roy respawned and the smash ball appeared Pit started going for it, Roy jumped on the angel's head and hit it, it wasn't enough. The ball floated back down and, after throwing Roy, Pit was able to get it and used the lightning chariot. Roy tried his best to evade it, but he was hit and the match ended.

(End music here)

Pit did his victory dance and both him and Roy were teleported back. Once in the waiting room some residents congratulated Pit on the win while some others told Roy he put up a good fight. Roy started to think about it and then said to the angel, "Hey, Pit."

"Yeah?" said Pit, "What is it."

"I may no longer hold a grudge against you, but this may be the start of an interesting rivalry." Roy walked away and out of the room to join Marth in the booth. Pit somewhat groaned complaining he kinda already had one with Link.

Pit: Master Hand gave the new Link some memories that the last Link had. That includes the subspace emissary and our old rivalry, which was reborn after he got those memories. One rival is fine, but two… I don't know what to say about that.

"Two rivals, huh Pit stain," Dark Pit said, "That's going to be hard to handle, considering you." The dark angel had seen Pit lose multiple battles against Link back in the sm4sh era.

"You're telling me Pittoo," Pit said, "I could barely win against Link which already made us rivals, but with Roy as a rival now I don't think I'm going to survive."

"I'm sure you'll find a way to manage it Pit," Viridi said coming up to the two angels. "You always do, somehow."

Roy went up to the announcer's booth where Marth was, since the hero-king allowed him to join him up there if and when he lost. "Well folks our next battle is going to be Incineroar vs. Mario. One of the original twelve against the usual pokemon newcomer. This is going to be a battle to remember." Marth had noticed Roy had walked in. "But first let's take a deeper look into the two fighters we just saw. Roy was one of the clones back in melee, and Pit was introduced in brawl. For a few years Roy had held a grudge against Pit after accusing him of replacing himself. Luckily, we were able to stop it before things got out of hand."

"You know you don't have to tell them about that Marth," Roy said. "That's something I'd like to keep disclosed nowadays, for obvious reasons."

"Don't worry, Roy," Marth said, "I'm just trying to warm up the crowd before the next battle nothing serious." The next battle was about to begin, but unfortunately we have other places to be.


Robin, Lucina, and Chrom were currently thinking of a way to get the invitations to their friends back in their world. Chrom was currently looking over the guest list to make sure no one was left out. However, he did notice someone was missing on the list. He made a mental note to talk about it later.

"Ok so how are we going to get all of this invitation to Ylisse," Robin asked. "Knowing Master Hand he's not letting anyone go out of the mansion without his permission first anytime soon because of the octarian incident."

"Well," Lucina said, "We could ask Kapp'n if he could bring the letters to our world with the bus. It'll save a lot of time."

"And maybe we'll be able to watch a bit of that tournament being held today," Chrom said, "The hard part, however, is trying to figure out where Kapp'n is at this time." Then you may want to find someone Chrom, you've only been here for three months.

Villager poked his head in the room and asked, "Did I just hear you guys say that your wondering where Kapp'n is at this time." The mayor received three nods, "Follow me, I'm actually heading back to Smashville for a couple days since Copper tells me there's a problem in the town I need to fix which concerns power and water. Hm, I may want to pack a weeks worth of clothes instead of three days." Villager was starting to get off topic so Robin nudged him. "Oh, sorry," Villager went down the hall, "Follow me, he's probably at the front."


The interviews were continuing as Master Hand hit the buzzer to let in, Saria. "Okay then, Saria," Master Hand said, "you were seen in one legend of Zelda game which was Ocarina of Time. You were also a long time friend of Link when he was in the forest, but since we're going for representation purposes you're not who we are looking for."

"Now, Master Hand," Captain Falcon said let's not jump to conclusions-" the racer was too late and Master Hand presses the button to send Saria back. "Wouldn't have happened if Kirby didn't do what he did."

Kirby: Wait so because of what I did last episode, Master Hand is now the one that decides who's being sent back via portal raygun. I did mess up.

Yoshi hit the buzzer and the door opened to let in, Cream the Rabbit. "Hi guys-" she was about to finish her sentence when she fell through a portal.

The others, including Crazy Hand, looked back at Master Hand who said, "I'm done interviewing Sonic characters." Don't worry Master Hand, that's the last one, I can promise you that. Luigi hit the buzzer to let in, Ilia. "Another Legend of Zelda character!"

"Master Hand," Luigi said trying to stop the disembodied hand, "don't-a send her-a back, she may-a have more potential than-a Saria and-a Ruto. Combined maybe."

"Fine."

Yoshi picked up the clipboard, "Okay, Ilia, you were seen throughout multiple points in Twilight Princess, not to mention you did technically make an appearance as an alternate costume for Zelda in another game."

"I guess you could say that," Ilia said, "and don't forget I am a long time friend of Link."

"That won't help you, missy," Crazy Hand said, "that Link is no longer a resident. And you have no recommendations."

"Even though you are a well known character, to some extent," Captain Falcon said, "you aren't really someone that may make it into the mansion.

"Falcon is-a right," Luigi said, "If-a anything we're probably going to get Skullkid in-a here before looking for-a anymore Zelda characters."

"So what you're saying is, I'm not in," Ilia asked. "Well, I did come because I have a message from the Link in my world."

Master Hand groaned, "And tell that Link we don't want to hear it," Master Hand hit the button to send Ilia back. "Goodbye." The raygun fired and Ilia was sent back to her world. "If you guys excuse me I need to vent my frustrations after the author allowed this many Legend of Zelda characters to be interviewed this episode." Master Hand left the room.


Back at the stadium the final battle for the first round was ending as the last two fighters were making their way to the teleporters while Marth was warming the crowd up again with more memories from the past three months. In the past matches Incineroar was tricked into two cross chop kills by Mario, Duck Hunt couldn't handle the 2 in 1 fighter, Ganondorf failed to ganoncide Mewtwo with the nerf in place for him, Villager was not good against Meta Knight, Snake placed his moves strategically in his battle against Bowser, And Kirby just loved swinging his hammer on Fox. The next match was Daisy vs. Ridley

"So our next match is coming soon, those fighters will be out shortly," Marth said, "but for now how about another clip from the series. And we should have you know just because things are recorded won't mean they'll make it into the final edit of the episode." Marth hit the button to play the clip.


Season 1 episode 7: The Date (off-screen)

(This was a scene I had an idea of doing, but decided not to write it as I thought it wasn't necessary. But now I've decided to write it for this episode.)

Chrom and Snake were currently trying to get Lucas out of the vent, as he was stuck in it. "Are you serious, Lucas," Snake said annoyed with the PSI kid, "how do you get in the vent fine, but when you try to get out, you get stuck!"

"How am I supposed to know how," Lucas said trying to get a foothold inside the vent to push himself out.

"We don't have time for this we have to get to the park before Lucina and Robin do," Chrom said trying to pull Lucas out by the hand. "Ok, on the count of three, Snake, we yank on Lucas's arms. Hopefully our combined strength will get him out."

"Better than nothing," Snake said as he and Chrom got ready. "1… 2… 3!" Snake and Chrom yanked Lucas out of the vent, unfortunately the force caused Snake to fall back and off the roof and land in the dumpster.

"Snake," Chrom said looking over the edge of the roof. "Are you okay?"

"Well, luckily for you Chrom, this isn't my first time landing in a dumpster."

Snake: Where have I landed in a dumpster before. Hm, well I remember hiding in dumpsters, I don't remember ever falling into one until now.


Season 2 episode 8: Competition (main episode)

"That explains why Snake smelled like trash when he came back to the mansion that day," Marth said. Daisy and Ridley were teleported to the stage. "Looks like we're ready to start folks." The stage transformed into Green Greens and the battle started.

Daisy vs. Ridley
Stage: Green Greens
Music: Green Greens (Melee)

Ridley started the match with charging up his special and sent the fireballs towards Daisy. The princess simply used the toad counter to stop the attack, and then used a side b to send Ridley back a bit. The space pirate flew back into the fight and used his side special to slide Daisy across the stage and threw her. He then Metored the princess and ended her first stock.

When Daisy came back in she went on the defensive to make sure she wouldn't get hurt too badly, but it's hard to avoid the space pirate when he has a tail stab. Ridley used said Tail stab on Daisy at max power, and the princess's final smash meter was filled. Daisy used her final smash and caused Ridley to fall asleep. She then proceeded to hit him with a golf club, ending his first stock.

Ridley respawned and quickly a forward smash while he could, and sent Daisy close to the edge. Daisy then retaliated with her forward smash, and sent Ridley back. The space pirate took the hit knowing it would help fill up his final smash meter, and it did. Ridley quickly dealt some damage to the princess and used his final smash, ending the match.

(End music here)

Ridley did his victory dance and both him and Daisy were sent back to the waiting area.

Daisy: I may have lost this battle, but I can guarantee Ridley may not be so lucky in the actual tournament in January.

"Well everyone that's it for the first round the next matches will be Pit vs. Mario, Duck Hunt vs. Mewtwo, Meta Knight vs. Snake, and Kirby vs. Ridley." Marth was getting ready to put on the next clips when he heard someone yell. "Show us some of Mario's moments!" Marth was fazed by this, but smiled knowing people are enjoying the slight clipshows. "Very well, this next one is one of Mario's moments." Mario wouldn't want Marth to do it, but he did anyway to please the crowd.


Season 1 episode 3: Late Night Party (Clip)

After Corrin gave us the signal I taught-a him I sprinted down the hall to the gaming room. When I got-a there I was-a surprised to see Roy there. But when I saw the inklings I got-a furious. "Roy," I said not-a really happy. "I thought-a I told you to keep the Inklings in their room."

"Well for starters," Roy began to-a retort, "Master hand Isn't the boss of you and you're not the boss of me."

"That-a doesn't give you power over me."

"Of course that gives me po-"

"HERE TOO!"

Everyone froze and-a at that moment we-a turned to face Master hand.

"I'm giving you all ten seconds for someone to yell scatter and then another fifteen seconds to get out of here." the disembodied hand said.

At that moment I ran-a over to the hall lights flipped them all on and yelled "SCATTER!"

I decided to take-a punishment and watch everyone go. Some, ran out the, doors, Meta knight slashed through the window and he and Kirby jumped out-a. King Dedede and Wario didn't even make-a it out the door they were-a already collapsed on the ground.

"I can't go any further." the fat penguin said.

"You and me both buster," said one of my top rivals.

"Your both pathetic." Master Hand said. He then turned to me, "your not even going to run."

"Nope," I said with full confidence.


Season 2 episode 8: Competition (main episode)

"Nice to see Mario willing to take a punishment," Marth said, "Sure does take courage to do that." The hero king noticed Mario and Pit teleporting to the stage. "Okay everyone we are ready to start the quarter finals, get ready." The stage turned into Paper Mario and the battle began.

Pit vs. Mario
Stage: Paper Mario
Music: Paper Mario medley

Pit went straight ahead with an upperdash, Mario jumped over it and grabbed the angel and threw him off the stage. While the angel was trying to fly back up Mario quickly meteored Pit and ended the angel's first stock. The crowd gasped at how fast that was. The second time around Pit tried shielding, but that didn't work. He was thrown off the stage again and was meteored and the match ended.

(End music here)

Everyone was shocked at how Mario was able to make quick work with Pit. They didn't even see him do anything like that in his last match. After being teleported back Pit asked, "Wait, Mario! How did you defeat me so fast?"

"Oh, Pit," Mario said and he looked at him, "You're just predictable." The angel noticed there was a purple tint in the plumber's eyes.

Pit decided to yell this question, "Why are your eyes purple!" That got the attention of everyone in the room. "Like seriously are you wearing contacts or something."

"Uhh, Yeah that's definitely it, I'm gonna prepare for my next match," Mario tried to leave, but was stopped by Ike.

"Hm, your right Pit, the plumber's eyes are kind of purple," Ike said, he then grabbed Mario by the overalls. "Someone get flashlight I think a ghost is possessing our friend."

"What," Mario said trying to shake the swordsman's grasp, "There's nothing wrong with me so unhand me."

"Then where's the accent we usually hear from you," Wii Fit Trainer said as she handed Ike a flashlight. Despite what was going on right now Duck Hunt and Mewtwo were being teleported to their match now.

Ike shined the flashlight im Mario's eyes and King Boo came out screaming, "Ahhh! Light get it away from me!" He fled the mansion once again."

Ike: Why am I not surprised.


Villager, Lucina, Chrom, and Robin found Kapp'n and Knuckles at the front yard, the turtle was having a conversation with the echidna. "Ahem," Chrom said getting their attention, "Kapp'n we need your help with something."

"Okay," Kapp'n said getting up, "What is it?"

"We don't have a way of getting these invitations to our wedding," Lucina motioned to herself and Robin, "Without getting Master Hand's permission, so is it okay if you take them to our world and send then to our friends."

"Hold on, now," Kapp'n says, "On my contract it says I'm only supposed to transfer characters world to world. If you want me to transport these letters, it's gonna cost you."

"How much is it going to cost us," Robin asked, they should've remembered rule #27 Kapp'n can only transport living beings for free charge. Should you ask him to transport letters, gifts, etc. have your money ready.

Villager: Since when was this a rule. I don't remember this one ever being in the rulebooks Master Hand gives us!


Master Hand came back after venting his frustrations and the interviews continued with Yoshi hitting the buzzer to let in, Skullkid. "Finally," Master Hand said, "I was wondering when you'd be selected." He grabbed the clipboard from Captain Falcon's hands. "Okay, Skullkid, you are a highly requested character throughout millions of fans. And it did dishearten some fans when they learned you were an assist trophies again." (Even though they should just be glad Skullkid, and others are even an assist trophy and not in the game at all.)

"You were the main villain for one game that was wildly popular," Yoshi said, "You probably have one of the better chances we have so far, however, Young Link may not be okay with your inclusion here at the mansion for reasons." Skullkid nodded understanding that being in the boy's presence would not end well."

"However," Luigi said, "You-a can stay for the day." Luigi handed Skullkid a map of the mansion, "Just be sure to be at the front yard by 5:00" Skullkid nodded and left the room. He waved at someone in the hall, curious Crazy Hand hit the button to let in, Lana.

"At least this Legend of Zelda character has some potential," Master Hand said holding the clipboard, "Lana, it says here you made your first appearance in Hyrule Warriors. You are good friends with Link, and you are a sorcerer of some kind, is that right?"

"Yeah," Lana said, "I am good friends with Link, so when I say the flyer in my world I came rushing over knowing he'd be glad to see me!"

"Really," C. Falcon said, "Is that the only reason you came here."

"Yeah, why do you ask," Lana saw Master Hand reading the button. "Oh no, I did something bad did I?"

"Yep, you had to have reason," Master Hand said, "And just because someone you know is here at the mansion, in fact, the Link you know isn't even here so we're going to have to send you back." Master Hand fired the raygun and Lana fell through a portal. Master Hand slammed a button and yelled, "Who's next."

Master Hand: This is shaping up to be one of the worst interview episodes we had so far. And it's the author's fault for picking them!
Luigi: Who is this-a author?

The door opened up to let in, Bomberman. "Well hey if it isn't the bomber himself," Yoshi said grabbing the clipboard. "Okay, so Bomberman, you are a requested character across the board and people have been wanting you for quite sometime now. Although, there are already three konami residents here at the mansion and I think we're fine with that number, or at least the author is."

"Don't worry," Bomberman said, "I completely get it, Snake, Simon, and Richter were more popular characters than me so they were chosen first due to their games coming out long before mine."

"Well you can at least stay at the mansion until 5:00," Master Hand said handing the map to Bomberman, "Be at the front of the mansion by then."

"Very well, see you all soon," Bomberman said leaving the room, Master Hand hit the buzzer to let in the final one of the day, May.

"Ugh, no." Master Hand pressed the button to send her back. He didn't even give the slightest hesitation. "I'm only going up two pokemon trainers that are potentially in love with each other at this mansion."

"Well then I guess we're done early today," Crazy Hand said seeing that it was 4:30. "Quick everyone, let's go to the stadium and watch the last match." They all left the room.


The stadium was approaching it's final battle. Mario was disqualified due to being possessed, when it was learned that Pit had already left the stadium, Mewtwo was sitting through the semi-finals. Snake made quick work with Meta Knight, and Kirby was able to defeat Ridley. In another battle it was decided it would be Kirby vs. Mewtwo

"Okay folks one more clip before the final battle," Marth said putting one on the jumbotron. "Now sometimes we do help others with their problems. Like that one time Simon was in a distressed state when he was questioning if he was a good monster hunter. Luckily a plan was made to help Simon prove that he was a good one, this is the meeting for said plan.


Season 1 Episode 6: Facing Facts (clip, revised too)

Yoshi and Richter had a plan to bring Simon back to his senses, and had gotten permission from Master Hand. They already found enough volunteers to help.

These volunteers were Mario, Fox, Pikachu, DK, Diddy, Daisy, Ike, Robin, Snake, C. Falcon, Wii Fit trainer, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Lucario, Red the PKMN trainer, Kirby, Mega Man, Chrom, Peach, and Zero. Who knew so many people were worried about Simon.

Mario: I'm-a Master Hand's second in-a command I care about-a these residents just as-a much as-a he does. Well maybe more… a lot-a more.

Mega Man: Since we're fellow third party characters we are definitely worried about Simon.
Snake: Probably not as much as me. We are from the same company after all.
Mega Man: Point taken.

"Okay everyone," said Richter who was about to make a speech, "I'm sure you all know why we're here. As you all-"

Richter was cut off when Pit walked in the room and started singing happy birthday to the curtain. Everyone looked on in bewilderment. Yoshi decided to cut him off half way.

"Pit, what are you doing?" asked the green dinosaur.

Pit turned towards Yoshi, "Singing happy birthday to the curtain. What does it look like?"

"Looks like you finally lost your marbles," retorted Robin.

"Well what are you guys doing?"

"Going over the plan to make-a Simon feel better," said Mario

"Why didn't you say so! Can I join in I'll just continue my duties later."

"Great, the more the merrier," said Yoshi.

"Okay," said Richter, "as I was saying, we have come up with a fool-proof plan to snap Simon out of it."

"What's the plan?" Fox asked.

Yoshi put a stern face on. "Well he mistook me for a monster, followed me around, and took notes on me." The green dinosaur put on fake claws and teeth, "I say we make that mistake a reality."

"What's going to happen is that I'm going to tell Simon he was right then lead him down the hall. Then, we come across a 'dead' body of Mario. Unfortunately since we don't have fake blood we will have to resort to ketchup."

"After that, Richter runs ahead into the meeting room Zero will use a computer to lock the door."

"When we give Mega Man the signal he will unlock the door, and that's when the chaos begins."


Season 2 episode 8: Competition (main episode)

"Yeah and I can tell you now," Marth said, "Chaos did ensure, and there was a lot of chaos." Mewtwo and Kirby were teleported to the stage. "Okay everyone, this is the final battle for today." The stage turned into Port Town Aero Drive and the battle began.

Mewtwo vs. Kirby
Stage: Port Town Aero Drive
Music: Mute City (3DS/Wii U)

Mewtwo quickly teleported behind Kirby and hit him with a forward smash. Kirby quickly bounced back and shielded before the genetic pokemon could land another attack on him. Kirby then used his cutter and Hammer to send Mewtwo back far. Mewtwo used teleport again, but Kirby was one step ahead of him and copied the genetic pokemon's ability. Kirby then charged up shadow ball and used it on Mewtwo. The genetic pokemon's final smash meter was filled and it used Psystrike of Kirby, ending the puffball's first stock.

When Kirby respawned he charged up his hammer and hit Mewtwo, ending the pokemon's first stock. Mewtwo respawned and used diable on Kirby to land a strong down smash. Kirby's final smash meter was charged, and he quickly jumped back onto the stage. Kirby then hit Mewtwo a couple times before using Ultra sword and ended the match

(End music here)

"And the winner of the competition is, Kirby," Marth said as Kirby was doing his victory dance. After some cheering the citizens began to leave and Master Hand left the stadium to take care of other business.

Mewtwo: Can't believe I lost to a puffball. I need to remember how to use amnesia on myself.


At the front of the mansion Blaze the Cat, Goombella Lana, Skullkid, and Bomberman were waiting at the front for Master Hand, when the giant hand made it he only had two envelopes in his hand. "Okay, first off I'd like to thank you all for coming out. And the first one staying is," Drumroll… "Goombella." the paper goomba happily.

Paper Mario: *giving a thumbs up for his companion*

"Now this second one is between Lana and Skullkid. Here the thing though." He swiped his fingers and revealed two envelopes "Lana, Skullkid, both you guys are in," Master Hand handed the envelopes to them while Skullkid was simply doing a celebration dance. "You three can head on in. Kapp'n take these guys back and what's with the letters in the back of the bus."

"Chrom, Lucina, and Robin had to pay the turtle 1000 smash coins just to get their letters friends back in their world," Knuckles wedding, "Pretty sure it was about the upcoming wedding."

"Ah, I see. Well Knuckles, I hope you enjoyed your stay at the mansion. Maybe I'll see you again sometime."

"We'll see about that," Knuckles got on the bus and said bus took off.

Chrom then walked out and over to Master Hand, he had something important to ask, "Um, Master Hand can I talk to you." Master Hand turned his attention to the young prince. "I noticed someone that wasn't on the guest list and I was wondering if they could come to Robin and Lucina's wedding."

"And who is this, Chrom," Master Hand asked.

"Well…"


Author's note: Who was Chrom talking about, you'll have to wait until Robin and Lucina's wedding to find out. Goodnight everyone.